Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Twitter-favicon.png #FeministHackerBarbie was a feminist campaign that started on 17th October 2014 after a feminist blogger talked about how sexist a Barbie book from 2010 "was".

The book and the reaction

The book "I Can Be a Computer Engineer" from "I Can Be" Barbie series book talked about how a Barbie girl wanted to make a video game to teach kids how computers work. The problem for the feminists came when Barbie got a computer error and she thought that it was a virus instead of a hard disk error. Barbie doesn't know how to solve it and needs help from men, and everybody knows that a woman can do anything that a man can do and more (and obviously better).

In another part of the book Barbie says that to be able to complete a part of her game, she need the help of 2 other men because she doesn't know how to do it. All the pictures in the room use "sexist colors" like pink and purple.

The feminists after getting rekt in YouTube Favicon.png domino effect, started tweeting and blogging like angry wombats until a Mattel worker found out and apologized. The book will no longer be in stores anymore. Thank the feminists for not seeing a Barbie teaching kids to use computers anymore, now our children will be tech illiterate like all "women in tech" (except based Tor developer women.)

Gallery


The song

Hiya Barbie

Hi Lennart!

You wanna hack some code?

Sure Lennart.

Jump in.


I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world

Synaptic, it’s fantastic.

You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.

Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding!


I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world

Synaptic, it’s fantastic.

You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.

Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.


I’m a blonde Debian girl, in a fantasy world,

Log me in, make it root, consoleD.

You’re a dev, rock’n'roll, feel the glamour in Red(Hat),

Commit here, grab code there, udevD.

You can patch,

you can shim,

if you say “Use glibc”.


(uu-ooh-oh)


I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world

Synaptic, it’s fantastic.

You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.

Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.


Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)


Make me hack, make me pack, do whatever you please,

I can act like a lead, I can code service files.

Come jump in, coding friend, let us do it again,

Hit the town, tool around, let’s go coding.


You can patch,

you can shim,

If you say “Use glibc”.

You can patch,

you can shim,

If you say “No BSD”.


Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)


I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world

Synaptic, it’s fantastic.

You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.

Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.


I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world

Synaptic, it’s fantastic.

You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.

Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.


Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)


Oh, I’m having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we’re just getting started.

Oh, I love you Lennart.


See Also

She can do more than haxing
  • C+=: feminist programming language
  • Gamergate: biggest flame war in history, with SJW feminists on one side.
  • Shirtgate: another feminist bullying campaign
  • Gawker and Jezebel: SJW and feminist Media, use adblockers as if they were condoms when visiting both sites.
  • Adria Richards: Hospitalized due to catatonic shock upon discovering the book's graphic depiction of a menstruating USB port.

External Links and notes


*The song was made by some guy from /g/


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