Femitheist

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Femitheist = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Wistfully thinking of the D.
Your Y chromosomes. They make me angry.
Hay! I'm, like, a celebrity or something!
At least she's white.

Femitheist, Femitheist Divine, Divine Femitheist, Krista Jane Heflin, or, more accurately, Krista Leighanne Milburn falls somewhere between feminazi, femicommunist, and genocidal malcontent. This is to say nothing of her attention whoring, which is beyond peerless. The sobriquet "Femitheist" is derived from the idea of "woman as god;" let that set the tone for this article. Shes an ugly piece of shit with a low IQ and no one takes notice of her.

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Ideology

Krista contends that there is only one major requirement for a perfect world: reduce the number of men to 10% of the population. That's it! Easy as pie! With the few men remaining confined to breeding reservations and subsidized by the state, occasionally allowed outside for some old-fashioned slave labor, our world would become paradise. No more war, violence, abuse, rape, or oppression of any sort. At first, women would be strongly encouraged to abort all male fetuses. Eventually, science will progress to the point that two women can conceive children (an easy feat, with those meddlesome male scientists out of the way), and all women will be taught to be lesbians. Simple, innit?

Le Cinéma

Krista is widely known for her, uh... "work" on YouTube. Rather than consisting of compelling evidence or impassioned appeals to support her bizarre ideology, they are primarily avant-garde, art house style bullshit. The bitch does have a hilariously redneck voice, however.

Catatonic Manslayer
This would be propaganda if it had a message
Is she trying to make Japanese horror?

International Castration Day

Krista was first brought to infamy with this story. After publishing it, she was quickly doxed, and then issued the flimsy retraction that she had simply been angry while writing it. As she was unknown at the time of writing, she did not distance herself from feminism.

All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.


Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

And, to achieve this...

The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.

Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.

The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.

They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.

Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.

Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they
are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend.
Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.

This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".

If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.

We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...

Breed.

Labor.

SERVE.

Die.

Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.

All will profit from this...


And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.

Thanks for your consideration!



Her Wet Dreams


Surely this isn't real?

While it would be hilarious to imagine that this is all the work of some masterful troll, there is no reason to believe so. She seems to genuinely boil with hatred towards men, something reinforced in every single one of her videos. She is at least self aware enough to realise that she is a walking talking example of everything wrong with tumblr, so shortly after becoming internet famous she distanced herself from feminism. Feminists, of course, are delighted with this flimsy excuse to dismiss her, but it's pretty obvious that she's only saying what most of them think. Her motivation? She's butthurt because she is a 22 year old single mother to a child of 3, and she wants to stick it to men.

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