Finding Forrester is a movie about a magical nigger who's really smart and becomes friends with an old white guy whose a basement dweller. Sean Connery delivers the line that made Max Goldberg orgasm in his mouth. It also happens to be what your fat uncle Ted watches while he butt fucks his belly button and eats cheese doodles. Fuck you.
"Punch the nigger now god!"
- "You're the man now dog"
- "I'm a nigger. Visa vee, I'm smart."
- "I'm sitting in a tincan."
- "Killer Tofu!"
- "Blackup has arrived"
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