Fluffy teh wolf
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Fluffy teh wolf, aka Drucilla Violet Adams IRL), is a hideous land whale of a furfag who currently identifies herself as a "gender fluid" lesbianz. She cheats and lies to everyone she encounters online, and loves using people for art. She pulls her own art out of her outstretched vagina and posts it all over the interwebz for everyone to see her awesome anatomy skillz. All she does is bitch and whine about her problems that no one gives a flying fuck about, and she even draws underaged p0rn as a bonus., Kira, and Dru (or
Kira only sticks to online lovers, because as she has stated many times before, no one loves (and will ever love) her fat ass IRL. She bawws about how bad her art is, yet screams at people who try to give her an honest critique on how to improve. If you ever send her hate, she will lie and tell her 10-year-old white knights to protect her greasy fat ass from all teh haters. She has been compared to Outlaw and Hinauchi, the two most popufur drama whores on the internetz. She enjoys making people feel bad for her and gets off on pretending to commit suicide whenever she doesn’t get her way.
Try not to look at her hideous mug for too long, otherwise you’ll need a healthy dose of eye bleach to combat the instant AIDS infection.
— Fluffy's sad life story.
Fluffy's character is the most original character you will ever see on DeviantART.
If you're a famous person or if you draw exceptionally well, you will most likely be begged on hands and knees to draw her TOTES 0RIGINAL FURSONA. She will constantly complain about not having teh moneyz for it, and will continously demand requests from you. If you tell her to fuck off, be prepared for a shit storm of guilt trips and fake sob stories.
Fluffy is the biggest drama whore when it comes to e-relationships, and if she ever discovers that you just got out of one, she will swarm you like flies on shit. She'll claim she has a crush on you (even if you have never spoken to her before), and if you ever decline her requests to BE 2GETHR 5EVR, she will bawww and tell you how terrible her life is, lie about being raped and almost murdered, and attempt to spew other woes of pity in an effort to gain your sympathy. If you’re lucky, she will even send you one of her patented fake suicides, made specially for you!
A handful of Fluffy's online relationships were suckers who believed Fluffy's lies and otherwise were begged to date her. If this hambitch attempts to come on to you, it would be best to avoid and block her at all costs.
Due to her ever-growing, massive list of people she has e-dated and cheated on, her saggy e-vagina could stretch out across the Pacific Ocean and be used as an emergency flotation device. She once went out with five people all at the same time!
Since it’s incredibly hard to keep track of all the people she has gone out with, here are a select few of the most eventful relationships of her pitiful shit-show of a life.
She started dating Kyle at the age of 11 and has been in the relationship ever since. It’s obvious that we all know that Fluffy has been cheating on him.
— Kyle via Skype.
Even when outsiders tried to explain to Kyle about Fluffy's fucked up ways, he continues to want to be her lover 5ever, most likely due to his low self-esteem and lowered standards due to dating a fat lard.
Fluffy dated this poor soul for almost a year. She was completely unaware of Fluffy's unfaithful acts, and had to go through the pain of being crushed by Fluffy's obese ass and shitting up the internet with her tears over it.
Clara, who is also called Steven, was dating Fluffy for over a year, and Fluffy constantly used Steven for free food (as if she needs anymore of that!), and he ended up spending over $1000 on her, even going as far as buying a plane ticket to meet her in person. Fluffy used her manipulative ugliness to coax Steven into changing his gender just so she could have herself a chick with a dick, and had him change his name to Clara as further embarassment.
— Steven, aka Clara, aka What The Fuck Am I Supposed To Be Again?
Fresh out of being dumped by, Fluffy saw her next easy target and decided to run to this new slave and beg for his love. After Cosmic refused due to his trying to recover from the recent breakup, Fluffy stated she would cut herself in order to make sure Cosmic was in her fat-folds. After he fell for her tricks, Fluffy decided to go behind his back and get a new sex slave (without telling Cosmic ofc).
After annoying this poor girl with "ILAVU DATEME" messages, Kira finally got what she wanted. After 3 weeks, Frosty finally wised up and ended it. You go, girl.
[07/01/2014 20:56:43] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: I wanna be wif u [07/01/2014 20:56:51] a camera: im not worth being sad about~ [07/01/2014 20:57:11] a camera: neh u dont wanna date a person like me [07/01/2014 20:57:11] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: I wanna b wif u [07/01/2014 20:57:25] a camera: i heard u [07/01/2014 20:57:39] a camera: i mean i saw [07/01/2014 20:58:30] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: Huh zz [07/01/2014 20:58:50] a camera: le gasp [07/01/2014 20:58:59] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: Wat? [07/01/2014 20:59:35] a camera: eeh i cant i dunt like going too fast meep .-. [07/01/2014 21:00:01] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: But but plzzz [07/01/2014 21:00:13 | Edited 21:00:16] a camera: :/ [07/01/2014 21:04:34] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: Plz [07/01/2014 21:06:07] a camera: ;/ [07/01/2014 21:07:20] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: Plz [07/01/2014 21:07:52] a camera: listen.. i cant [07/01/2014 21:08:55] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: Yyyyy [07/01/2014 21:09:06] a camera: i already told you why [07/01/2014 23:21:43] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: im gonna die [07/01/2014 23:22:09] a camera: wai? [07/01/2014 23:22:53] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: CUZ ME LIKEY YOU [07/01/2014 23:23:16] a camera: wat can i do about that ;u; [07/01/2014 23:23:36] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: IDK [07/01/2014 23:24:46] a camera: .-. [07/01/2014 23:25:03] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: -sobs so much- [07/01/2014 23:34:03] kiirraa Fluffybutt ƸӜƷ .: Badass girl :.: date me... ;;
Kira made a new DeviantART account just to get with another chick named Kiingharu. This only lasted 5 days until Haru came to her senses and dumped her sorry ass. Apparently Fluffy had guilt-tripped Haru into dating her by telling her parents and her to die in hell (nice!)
— Kira, after enduring the horrific experience of sitting on a banana.
Who the fuck would rape such ugly beast bitch? Who COULD, for that matter? I mean seriously, your dick would be broken in at least 10 different places.
She dated this poor chick for a whole week before BIuey broke it off (smart move). Kira baww'd for her love to return, but to no avail. Bluey had more than likely seen an irl picture of her for the first time and realized she didn't want to date a fatass.
— Fluffy, trying to guilt trip BIuey.
— Kira being a fat emo.
— Still begging to get back into BIuey's pants.
— Last chance to be with a dramatic land whale on the internet!
Chibitoothless, or, is another one of Kira's unfortunate sex toys.
Retro left her for the same reason everyone else left her. She was told by a lot of people that Kira is a cheating whore, and she left her soggy vagina to go cry because so she can die 5EVER ALONE.
This unfortunate user was hand-picked to be the next human sacrifice by the hairy vagina herself. Though unofficial, obvious things have become obvious.
— Terry justifying his love for the gross pig.
It appeared that Fluffy and Terry were meant for each other, with him being the only person who actually seemed to love her fat ass. Then he dumped her on account of people telling him the truth about the freak of nature that he was wasting his time with.
— Terry, breaking the chains and freeing himself.
was next in line for Kira's victims list, and she dated this poor girl twice before catcoal encountered Kira's toxic behavior first hand. Fooled her once, shame on her. But fool her twice..?
— catcoal, learning a valuable lesson in dating fatties.
Steven(Again??? and terry)
Seems like our pathetic little slut crawled back with her dripping pussy to steven, steven, with opened arms, accepted her with welcome arms. and this time, flufy has made steven leave his friends, and made him trigger the user Cassmutt. poor girl. she also seemed to be rubbing her stretched pussy on another guy. Steven changed his gender and name back to Clara. dunt u dar think bout caling him a he becuz fluffy will suffocate u with her giant ass
If you're gay, expect a "PLEASE BE BI FOR ME BABY" message from Kira. She'll make sure you are with her forever, until the black hole in her vagina engulfs your penis, or dildo if you don't have a cock.
Kira has a unique disorder called "Icopyyou" where if you are a certain sexuality, she will copy you. She copied being "genderqueer" from an ex and claimed to be transsexual just to jump into the 10-year-old trend.
— Kira, planning out her next bizarre role play.
If you ever decline her love, she'll pretend to take her pathetic life just to guilt trip you into dating her pathetic ass, or taking it back if you've recently kicked her to the curb where she belongs. If you're an ex of Fluffy, you'll probably receive a message from her friend "John" (actually her) stating that she was killed in some random way, decided by picking an assortment of suicide ideas from a hat.
Meanwhile, she will conveniently come back from the dead and ask another person to go out with her, ignoring the fact that she's supposed to be in a hospital or dead.
Outside of faking suicide, using people for money, and producing her own personal art, Fluffy has a nasty habit of guilt tripping someone into a commission. It's actually a rather clever way to go about it, because we all know no one would buy her shitty art anyway. If she's successful in her lure, she'll give you a custom scribble fresh out of sweaty folds of her greasy ass. if you don't like it, too bad, have a fake suicide letter.
It's no surprise she was only commissioned once this year.
Begging for art
As if her own fan art wasn't bad enough, this piece of trash goes around begging others for art as well. If you refuse, you can be assured that she'll try to woo you with her fat rolls so she can get as much art as she wants out of you for free. Classic excuses include "I'm broke," "I'm poor," and "my little sausage fingers are too fat to work a mouse or crayon to draw my own crap."
Apart from coming up with oh-so-original sins against nature, she also draws underaged porn to scar any unfortunate being who happens to stumble upon her sick fuckery.
Apart from drawing it, she also commissions unfortunate subjects to draw her fatass fucking her helpless partner right in the pooper. Upon being presented with a selfie to work with, the commissionee usually vomits on his keyboard, goes out and buys a new keyboard, and then proceeds to tell her that she couldn't possibly have the amount of money it would take to make him draw her in any instance of porn.
To get more ass-lickers she traces art, that is totally NOT obviously traced She will decline and remove your comments if you point out her bullshit, Maybe she hides it just so she can fool dumb people into thinking she could actually draw.
Apparently our little slut changed her gender to male to hop on the trans-trend. no one is going to believe her though ;) but according to her PRONOUNS DONT MATTER
Some of Kira's greatest fans drew some fan art for her, and she didn't even have to beg or threaten suicide for any of it: