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take it to #defocus
 

 
 

—autists in #freenode if you say anything


Slowking_man up to his usual tricks.
Normal operations on Freenode.
More Freenode activity, with special #1 oper kloeri

Freenode is an IRC network formerly run by the infamous fraud and huckster Rob Levin, who is currently up his own ass for eternity. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and bandwidth are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's bank account.

Despite the status of Freenode's current/former overlords, the network itself is known to be the largest collective of Autism known to man. Harboring such channels as #wikipedia and #freebsd, Freenode has long been speculated as a government project to study the useless Autistic creatures in their natural environment. No actual "work" is accomplished on Freenode due to high levels of aids/in-drama/circle jerking amongst its permanently-logged-in chatterers.

Contents

The Wikipedia connection

Levin was so popular with the shit-eating dorkoids who run TOW (especially Erik Moeller), after Levin got run over by a truck in 2006, they preserved his userpage forevar and evar amen. Despite being proven to be a fucking sleazoid liar, he was canonized by the magical Wikipedians. And the original channel they had been using obsessively (now called #wikipedia-en) became unclosable and untouchable. At least 100-150 Wikipedia insiders are logged in to that channel 24/7, frantically PMing each other in their usual ADHD way, and watching every peep anyone makes publicly, to keep "undesirables" out. Plus the "official" admin channel (#wikipedia-en.admins), where dirty deeds are plotted and red-hot tire irons are rammed up the anuses of ordinary WP editors. Many times, David Gerard tried to censor the existence of #wikipedia-en.admins on any and all WMF-controlled websites, and kept on failing over and over. For some years, that Glorious Lard King Jdforrester ran the Freenode WP channels, in his usual "fuck you and die" manner. Plus, Ironholds gets a big dick-kick out of harassing and threatening people on IRC.

Wikimedia now runs hundreds of channels on Freenode. Most of them are completely dead all the time but are kept open, just in case two people want to talk about the Inuit Wikipedia, or about Inuit porn. And that doesn't even cover scores of unlisted private channels, where the Aspie masturbators of WP plot to destroy their enemies/each other/themselves.

No one is permitted to use these channels to complain about or criticize any WMF project, or that ass-creampie fucker Maurizio "Snowolf" Lussetti (IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING IRC SINCE 2011) will ban the "suppressive persons" from that channel by IP address. In fact, if Snowolf doesn't like you and knows which other channel you're using, he'll go into that channel and ban you again, then place the channel on his massive watchlist. Any accusation that Wikipedia conducts "official business" on IRC is automatically and hotly denied. Andrew "Fastlizard4" Adams took a notorious log of the main WP channel in 2005, which featured Jimbo Wales saying stupid things and Wikipedians lining up to kiss his ass and tell him what a funny guy he was (and really wasn't).

The shit on IRC routinely boils over onto Wikipedia noticeboards. A 2007 arbitration was started by "good contributor" Giano because Tony Sidaway said something totally awful about him. As usual, the Arbcom cum-eaters spanked Giano gently. He kept complaining, and massive walls of lulz were constructed around him. Forrester the Fat Fucker tried to make all of that crap disappear, and was reverted. Another moron argument happened later in 2008. Even SlimVirgin was desysopped in 2009 over petty fuckhead IRC squabbling. If a bureaucratic fuck wants someone banned or something deleted, he need only post it on the admin channel and it'll happen.

Despite it being an "awful and banworthy crime" to take logs of Wikipedia channels, it happens routinely. GNAA occasionally crapflooded the WP channels and had hundreds of captures of the main WP channel on their website, but they were taken down thanks to legal threats from the WMF. Hipcrime put them on a private blog, the WMF sent him a nasty letter, and he took them down again. (They are now on MyWikiBiz, where the WMF clit-gobblers can't touch them because Greg Kohs hates clit-gobblers.) See Wikipedia IRC Bouncers for more.

A quick summary

  • <+faggot_oper> take social chatter to #defocus
  • <+LoRez> stupid GNAA failure script kiddies
  • <+kloeri> I AM TIRED OF YOU KIDS THINKING YOU CAN BAN STAFF!!! THE NERVE!!!!
  • < wikipedia_oper> no public logging
  • < man_in_panties> welcome to #ubuntu-women
  • <+jtrucks> THIS ISN'T A NETWORK FOR YOU WANNA BE HACKERS TO PLAY AROUND ON
  • < lilo> brb bike ride

Autisimo and Flapiet

19:57:22 < tyw7> Ironholds: I think Fluffernutter_ is currently afk
19:57:49 < Ironholds> tyw7: she's sitting next to me and I just slapped her arse
19:58:12 < Fluff|laptop> and now he just pinched my ass
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking
20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored
20:00:12 < Ironholds> I mean, we're not fucking right now
20:00:17 < Ironholds> but as a general principle, we fuck
20:00:29 < Ironholds> and we kissed in front of him and everythign
20:00:33 < tyw7> you two are married?
20:00:37 < Ironholds> tyw7: no, we just fuck
20:00:51 < Fluff|laptop> marry me, darling. we can drive each other insane for eternity
20:01:34 < Fluff|laptop> he's not married, he's just a babydaddy

Why Freenode Sucks

Freenode is incompetently run and that is why it has been taken over by the GNAA and Bantown over and over again. Some quick comparisons of other networks to Freenode:

  • OFTC is another IRC network aimed at open source developers. It has not once had Rob Levin shut down the channel of an open source project in a megalomaniacal frenzy.
  • EFnet handles three times the userbase of freenode with no major incident.
  • Undernet has all the channel and hostmask services of freenode with a laissez-faire attitude.

Freenode users should move somewhere else and let Rob Levin's fat wife buy her own quarter-million dollar RV.

Freenode staff had autok-line set for nick "encoded" only because this poor guy appeared with his joke in the wrong place, at the same time Christel, freenode ircop, known of her inability of controlling own urges, was in a bad mood. It wasn't even his fault she got pregnant and was so picky about it. Unprofessional ircops should be limited to kitchen area.


   
 
<D[_]> It would be appreciated if you'd stop harrasing other users on our network.
 

 
 

—Typical staff member

   
 
<HelenaKitty> kloeri: Are you autistic bro?

<+erry> HelenaKitty, hi! how can we helP?
 


 
 

—Typical staff response

The Fastlizard4 Captures

Note that these are from various times in 2005, and Wikipedians will deny that any of this is a real capture.

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:<AAA^> picture this:
:<AAA^> Willy on Wheels and Jimbo Wales both come into this channel
:<AAA^> What do you think would happen?
:<Sethant3> AAA^: Willy on Wales, of course.
:%%
::<DavidGerard> yes, it's suddenly fixed
::<DavidGerard> I still blame UFOs
::<MykReeve> when all other explanations fall short, that's all we have left.
::<FennecFoxen> unidentified floating-point objects?
::<DavidGerard> FennecFoxen: IT'S THE ALIENS. THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE QUEERS.
::<FennecFoxen> and with Intel math coprocessors, I'm sure...
::<MykReeve> and the science people.
::<dori> MykReeve: how dare you disregard the gremlin connection
::<DavidGerard> the science BIGOT TROLLS!!!1!!!2@!!!!!
::<DavidGerard> Just thought you would like to know.
::<MykReeve> This chat is now part of the series [:Category:Alternative medicine]. Just thought you would like to know.
::<FennecFoxen> MykReeve, the neutrality of this chat is disputed.
::<Snowspinner> Fennec: This chat has been listed on Votes for Deletion.
::<DavidGerard> I WILL REVERT THIS CHANNEL EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY, EVERY WEEK AND EVERY YEAR!!!1!@!@@@!!@!@22!@!!!!
::<Angela> delete, non-notable chat 
::<DavidGerard> rv edit of David Gerard to last version by David Gerard
::<Snowspinner> delete, patent nonsense. 
::<MykReeve> #redirect #wikipedians
::<FennecFoxen> Delete: self-referential. -
::<DavidGerard> YOUR WIKIPOLICE JACKBOOTS WILL NEVER STOP THE POSTING OF THE TRUE NPOV VIEW!!@@!!
:--> Brisby ([email protected]) has joined #wikipedia
::<Brisby> Keep. He is my Prophet. He will save the world. - 
::<:-- Brisby ([email protected]) has left #wikipedia
::<Angela> :* sockpuppet. 
::<Cyrius> :* personal research. :-- 
:--> CoolDude ([email protected]) has joined #wikipedia
::<dori> :* no google hits. 
::<Snowspinner> This should have been a candidate for speedy deletion.
::<SethIlys> :* Pointless. :-- 
::<CoolDude> This is not CoolDude; CoolDude will vandalize on. - 
-:-- Snowspinner is now known as Shawn_Mikula
::<:-- CoolDude ([email protected]) has left #wikipedia  ("not CoolDude")
:<Shawn_Mikula> I request this chat be undeleted.
-:-- Shawn_Mikula is now known as Snowspinner
::<tom> This is a featured channel candidate!
::<Gentgeen> I object, the channel does not follow the MoS
::<FennecFoxen> :* We are RFC 2182 compliant; what more do you want? - 
::<FennecFoxen> or is it 2812?
::<Snowspinner> tom - has it gone through chat of the week?
::<Snowspinner> I object, the channel does not adequately note that homosexuality is deviant and evil.
:@$ {POV}! $@
:%%
::<Homer> whats the difference between an ipod and an mp3??!!
::<BorgHunter> iPods are expensive. MP3s are free unless the RIAA catches you.
:@$ true dat $@
:%%
::* Raul654 wonders where the new copy of the signpost is
:<pakaran> Raul654, did you forget to buy a subscription for this year?  ;)
:%%
:<natalinasmpf> what is it with the Indian nationalists hitting [Pakistan]?
:<Demi> natalinasmpf - They made a move through [Talk:Kashmir] first?
:%%
:<Rdsmith4> "The world awaits the poet who can successfully rhyme 'firkin', 'merkin', and 'gherkin'."
::<JamesF> Rdsmith4> Give me a moment.
::<JamesF> There was an old seller of merkins,
::<JamesF> Who oft quaffed his ale in the firkins,
::<JamesF> Was found in the gutter,
::<JamesF> They often did mutter,
::<JamesF> Lewdly clothed, and munching on gherkins!
:<Rdsmith4> JamesF: beautiful!
:@$ He makes us so proud [sniffle] $@
:%%
:<qwerty> Excuse me, jwales, how did you come up with the idea of Nupedia?
:<jwales> Well, I was smoking crack with my grandmother, you see, and we wanted to know the chemical formula for dynamite, and... 
:<jwales> Then, my grandmother pulled out the PCP, and my grandfather walked in with the shotgun, and we thought... 
:@$ Umm, I am at as much of a loss as you are. $@
:%%
:< SpumDiddy> I want to be robbed of my cash and livelihood
:< SpumDiddy> say, where's the nearest Scientology center
:%%
:<jwales> *hugs:* to everyone 
::* MessedRocker is a bit creeped out about being hugged by a 40 year old man 
:<Essjay> MessedRocker: Don't be creeped out that he's 40, be creeped out that he's a pornographer...He may have just shot video down your pants ;-)
:<jwales> a friend of mine does that 
:%%
:<jwales> tomorrow I'm taking angela to disney world's magic kingdom 
:<jwales> we're going to kidnap goofy until mickey agrees to enter the public domain 
:%%
:* sean_black is depressed at his lack of cookies 
:* karmafist reminds sean black that anger doesn't help anything and to just
  smile and laugh at all of this until people regaing their sanity.
:* Wikiacc gives sean_black a cookie 
:* sean_black eats said cookie 
:* FreplySpang passes sean_black the pan of brownies 
:* sannse gives sean_black a lithium shaped cookie 
:* Aranda56 wants a cookie 
:* sannse is out of cookies 
:* karmafist bakes some more cookies for sannse 
:* mindspillage buys cookies ( you really don't want me to make them). 
:* sean_black laughs maniacally at his vast cookie empire 
:* Aranda56 makes brownies 
:<sannse> mmm.... fresh baked cookies 
:%%
:<Raul654> I invited hte NY Times and the Washington post to the meetup. Did I miss any good ones?
:<Raul654> Wired? PC World? Biker Bitches Weekly?
:%%
(During a discussion of putting photos of household items on Commons:)
:<Ant2> you know which item I found yesteday ?  
:<Ant2> an electric device, which appears like a gode 
:<Submarine> Ant2, s/gode/dildo/ 
:<Submarine> Ant2, consider making a photo and putting it on commons 
:<Ant2> might 
:* Essjay will not be photoshopping that particular "household item" into photos of mindspillage 
:* sean_black has dirty thoughts.O_O 
:<Submarine> Ant2, do you have a tripod? 
:* Essjay strongly considers leaving the channel 
:<Submarine> or a desk lamp? 
:* Essjay is very concerned over what kind of perversions Submarine would like Anthere to particpate in 
:<Submarine> you can get very good results by putting sheets of white paper on a desk and lighting the object with a lamp 
:<Submarine> then take the photo 
:* Essjay breathes an enormous sigh of relief  
:* Essjay was having difficulty determining exactly what sexual practice required a dildo *with a cord*, a tripod, and a desk lamp 
:<Submarine> Essjay, I'm not THAT kinky. 
:<Essjay> Well if you had suggested she rent a llama, I was going to call the French Embassy and complain 
:<Submarine> Essjay, Alas, all this is legal in France. 
:<Submarine> except perhaps the llama 
:<Submarine> I suspect it's illegal to keep farm animals in an apartment. 
:%%
:<silsor> I somehow misread [Category:User sax|Mindspillage] as "sex marathon" 
while clicking another link 
:<silsor> had to go back for a double take 
:@$ Oh, you should see what someone saw the client silverex's name as $@
:%%
::<Homer> lets change the subject
:<@Snowspinner> Homer - I think that would be a great idea.
::<Homer> like why do people crap in urinals
:<@Snowspinner> I completely take that back.
:@$ ... $@
:%%
:<jwales> There are people who have good sense.  There are idiots.  A consensus 
of idiots does not override good sense.  Wikipedia is not a democracy.
:@$ Q.E.D.? $@
:%%
:<Essjay> I'd have my mob connections put a hit on them, but I'm in the gay mafia
:<Essjay> Occasionally we make people sleep with the fishes
:<Essjay> It's the gay mafia, so it's trout amandine with lemon butter & capers
:<Amgine> Ah! You have a fairy Godfather!
:<Essjay> Don Queerlione
:<Essjay> It's La Homo Nostra
:%%
:<Submarine> yeah and it's not easy to summon lawyers 
:<Submarine> this means they're high-level characters 
:<Submarine> sometimes it backfires when you draw your pentacle 
:<Submarine> and instead of getting a lawyer you get some kind of horny rabbit who jumps everywhere shouting "roumaaaaaine" 
:%%
:<dannyisme> i am your firend
:<dannyisme> i like you
:* Essjay hugs dannyisme
:<dannyisme> NO HUGGING!
:<dannyisme> this is purely platonic
:<Linuxbeak> lol
:* Essjay adds dannyisme to [User:Essjay/WikiFriends]
:<Essjay> Platonic, huh?
:<dannyisme> not as in Meno
:* Essjay consults [List of bondage positions] for more "platonic" options
:<Linuxbeak> ooooff
:--> jwales (n=jwales@wikipedia/Jimbo-Wales) has joined #wikimedia
:<:-- spacebirdy has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.68.5.1 [Firefox 1.5/undefined]")
:<Linuxbeak> quick! don't let him get away!
:* Linuxbeak casts a net around jwales 
:* Essjay quickly consults [List of bondage positions] again to assist Linuxbeak
:<Linuxbeak> O_O
:<Pathoschild> o_o
:@$ o_o indeed $@
:%%
:[12:10]* HAH has joined #wikipedia
:[12:10]<HAH> Stop ban please
:[12:10]<Linuxbeak> HAH: stop troll please
:@$ stop talk please $@
:%%
:<user_tznkai> God_of_War: So you're telling me that you're going out of your way to find me on IRC, to pick a fight with me, for your enjoyment, over something that happened on wikipedia, yes?
::<God_of_War> umm yep
:* ChanServ sets mode: +o Raul654
:* Raul654 sets mode: +o user_tznkai
:* Raul654 sets mode: -o Raul654
:<user_tznkai> hrmm.
::<sean_black> user_tznkai: Do not feed
:<user_tznkai> evidently I don't have too.
::<God_of_War> on irc I can say what I want to
::<Raul654> FINISH HIM!
:* God_of_War was kicked by user_tznkai (user_tznkai)
::<Raul654> FATALITY
:@$ Now, if this was an oper... $@
:%%
:From #wikimedia
::<karynn> moo
::<_sj_> (hoom)
::<Amgine>::<hom>
::<sean_black> /whom?
::<Amgine> Om
::<ABCD> Um
::<sean_black> Er
::<Amgine> eh?
::<sean_black> Wha?
::<ABCD> Huh?
::<Amgine> hah!
::<sean_black> Who?
::<ABCD> You!
::<sean_black> Hee!
::<ABCD> Ha!
::<Amgine> ?!?
::<sean_black> Ho!
::<ABCD> hum
::<sean_black> herm
::<Amgine> hummina
::<sean_black> harummph
:<Pathoschild> At some point, Essjay told me this is where the important discussions took place.:)
:@$ haw? $@
:%%
:<AdamBishop> "The Hebrew Bible (or Old Testement) encourages mammary intercourse in Proverbs 5:19."
:<AdamBishop> dammit. That's not what that says.
::<silsor> which is that, the one about taking pleasure in the breasts of the wife of your youth?
:<AdamBishop> it's on [Mammary intercourse]
:<AdamBishop> and Proverbs says "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times;  and be thou ravished always with her love."
:<AdamBishop> I'm pretty sure the original does not have the Biblical Hebrew phrase for titty fucking
:@$ .... $@
:%%
::<Raul654> [Adriaen van der Donck]::<:-- best last name ever
::<Raul654> it sounds like sexual slang
:<Mark_Ryan> Donck because it rhymes with 'bonk'?
::<Friday> #REDIRECT [Sexyal slang]
::<Raul654> OH NO SEXYAL SLANG
::<Raul654> MY VIRGIN EARS ARE BLEEDING
::<Friday> that only happens the first time, dont worry
:@$ {fact} $@
:%%
:<westfall> i got a question... is there some plan to pay for the rising costs of maintaining Wikipedia? surely fundraisers can't alone can't support WP
::<Oddi> I suggest selling "The Ladies of Wikipedia" calenders.
:@$ It's so stupid, it might actually work! $@
:%%
:<onfire4christ> how do you identify GNAA members?
::<silsor> by their distinctive dark skin
:<onfire4christ> really?
::<Raul654> oh snap
::<Chairboy> ha ha ha
:%%
::<Babajimbo> Phroziac, you are a girl?
:<mindspillage> Girls shave too, Raul654...
::<Phroziac> Babajimbo: yeh
::<Raul654> I was just having a brain fart for a moment
::<Babajimbo> I can't keep genders straight in here.
::<Demi> Babajimbo - "straight". No you darn well can't.
:%%
:* Morven did a search for david gerard in my gmail boxes and got '1 to 20 of hundreds'.  So damn many postings even a COMPUTER doesn't wanna count them, david ;)
:@$ OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! $@
:%%
:[… on Wikimedia UK ...]
:<jwales> oh that meeting I came to was a real party
:<jwales> 4 hours locked in a room going line by line through a very tedious document
:<jwales> so yeah, get wikipedians into a room to discuss bylaws
:<jwales>:)
:<jwales> I sat through it when the Germans did it
:<jwales> that was better
:<jwales> for two reasons
:<fuddlemark> it would be interesting to see the agreement submitted, only to have the last vestiges of vandalism left in
:<jwales> 1. we did it at 3am in a room lit mostly by blacklights and computer screens, with volumes of smoke and weird german techno music
:<jwales> 2. it was all in german, and at that time I didn't understand a word of German, so I didn't actually have to think about it
:<fuddlemark> "Charitable purpose: For the advancement of knowledge and open poop content"
:%%
:<jwales> I just realized that no one can actually understand anything about wikipedia until they read [m:bash]
:<Morven> As a self-reference, of course, that should be quoted on [m:bash].
:@$ XD $@
:%%
:<Babajobu> Sex is so 90s
:<Dawson> Sex was 80s. Wearing pants so big you can't have sex was 90s.
:%%
:<Tony_Sidaway> girlcotting is like boycotting, except you don't actually pull out, you just wiggle it about a bit.
:%%
:<Drini>:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
:<Drini> HAHAHAHA
:<Drini> ZOMG!!
:<Drini> I hacked your channel!!
:<Drini> anyone can type!!!
:@$ ZOMG! $@
:%%
:<Amgine>: Didn't someone say it was an open meeting?
:<Xirzon>: Amgine: open doesn't mean you have to invite everyone to join, unless you're ready to moderate rather strictly
:%%
:<Essjay> tawker: Actually, wikipedia does have some porn-esque pictures 
:<tawker> wheres the policy on that 
:<KnowledgeOfSelf> First article that comes to mind is [Penis] 
:<Shanel> our favourite vandal target 
:<Essjay> KOS: [Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg] was my first thought (WARNING: NOT WORKPLACE SAFE!!!!!!) 
:<freakofnurture> note to self, tell chat client stop beeping on mention of "autofellatio"
:@$ Perhaps a wise idea... $@
:%%
:<ambi2> these userboxen are informative.
:<ambi2> i just found that *another:* user i previously respected is a right-wing asshole.
:@$ Yes, those little useless pieces of code might have a use after all! $@
:%%
:<Tony_Sidaway> "WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?" nearly always translates to "WHY DO YOU HATE PEOPLE COMING AND SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM?"
:@$ [No comment] $@
:%%
:In response to the servers going down:
:<poningru> wait did we get onwd by the muslim fanatics? 
:<Essjay> poningru: I believe we've been hax0red and pwnd:-p 
:<Spum> They jihaded the server:-( 
:@$ NOES!  CALL THE WIKIPOLICE! $@
:%%
:<Tony_Sidaway> If I had a choice of profession, it would be a washable reusable talking sex doll.
:@$ We really wanted to know that... $@
:%%
:<robchurch> Don't put words in my mouth.
:<robchurch> Unless those words are, "umm, userboxes hurt the servers. Every
time you create a userbox, you make brion cry"
:@$ if($words == "umm, userboxes hurt the servers. Every time you create a userbox, you make brion cry") { echo "$words"; } $@
:%%
:* (Valentine's Day 2006, midday UTC)
:* JoanneB will try to invite her bf to the channel tonight
:<Celestianpower> JoanneB: lol
:<Ali_K> lol
:<freakofnurture> probably named "MikeD" or something
:<Ali_K> roffl
:<freakofnurture> am i right?
:<Ali_K> ok, im on the floor now
:<JoanneB> freakofnurture: my bf? 
:* JoanneB is not getting it
:* Ali_K is still laughing
:<freakofnurture> [Mike D]
:<JoanneB> right....:-)
:%%
:<Margana> what are Lupin's popups?
:<fuddlemark> Margana: we don't talk about that much
:<fuddlemark> Margana: it's a personal issue between Lupin and his missus
:%%
(following a discussion on wikipedia timekeeping...)
:<sean_black> We should get rid of time. It's too confusing.
:<sean_black> Stupid time.
:<sean_black> It's always passing, and stuff.
:%%
:<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> can't understand why I can't edit Hitler!
:%%
:<nsh> why's angela never on irc anymore?
:<Raul654> Nsh - hiding from the unwashed masses
:<Raul654> (e.g, all of you)
:%%
:<Raul654> Rob & Wirelain -
 http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/18/064208
:<Raul654> Jimbo will be the first one taken away
:<Raul654> So Angela gets promoted to Jimbo
:<Raul654> and Mav gets promoted to Angela
:<sean_black> Raul654: Angela has to grow a beard?
:<Raul654> Sean - we'll have to play that one by ear
:%%
:<SethIlys> Raul654: I had an argument with a friend of mine; he didn't believe that there are many people who actually wish harm and suffering upon other people.
:<Raul654> Seth - obviously he has never met a raiders fan
:%%
:<SushiGeek> 2,129 edits and I wonder why the hell I still do it.
:<Dmcdevit> SushiGeek, pizza puff.
:<sean_black> Damn straight.
:%%
::<karynn> DELETE ALL IDIOTS
:* sannse deletes herself
:<Pathoschild> karynn: I hesitate to start deleting swathes of Wikipedia's contributors.
:@$ sudo rm -rf / works too $@
:%%
:<TimStarling> sq3 is down
:<TimStarling> sq9 is down because I killed it
:@$ YOU DID WHAT?! $@
:%%
:<nsh> what the hell is ED?
:<nsh> encylopedia dramatica
:<Phroziac> nsh: encyclopaedia dramatica
:<Raul654> Nsh - erectile dysfunction
:<nsh> yeah
:<nsh> what is it?
:<Raul654> Nsh - when your peepee doesn't work
:<nsh> like some sort of uncyc thing?
:<nsh> shhh, Raul654:-)
:@$ Ask Blow of Light, he's an expert on the subject... $@
:%%
:* Raul654 is a fisher of men 
:* Raul654 goes dynamite fishing for men
:* Guanaco has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
:<Raul654> That's one!
:@$ The suspense of who will be next $@
:%%
:<jwales> Adam is right.
:<jwales> We did have to walk uphill in the snow.
:<jwales> If you read my bio in Wikipedia, you'll see that in the early days we had to walk uphill in mountains of porn while secretly plotting to demote Larry Sanger.
:<jwales> Now of course, things are much easier, as I travel the world on the Wikimedia Foundations "Travel" budget (note the scare quotes, suggesting that it isn't _really_ a travel budget after all).
:<Dragonfly6-7> you just sit in a room while your assistants hold up posters of different exotic locations around you
:<Dragonfly6-7> and (seeing as how the GFDL has rotted your brain)
:<jwales> Of course, under "Other Activities" we do have our priorities right: a mailing list I ran in college is clearly more important than being a Harvard fellow.
:<Dragonfly6-7> you are deceived into thinking you are in the exotic locations
:<Dragonfly6-7> or something like that.
:<jwales> This bit is amusing: "He is protective about his personal life, and his interests and hobbies outside of Wikipedia and the Wikimedia Foundation are mostly unknown to the general public.
:<jwales> Am I protective about my personal life?  What would the evidence of this be?
:<jwales> I sort of like the exotic sound of it, though... "mostly unknown to the general public".
:<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - have you provided us with nude photos of yourself and members of your immediate family?
:<Dragonfly6-7> If not, the only possible reason is that you're irrationally protective of your personal life.
:<jwales> indeed, and of course, trying to cover up my past as a pornographer (which is what the article usually says about it)
:<mindspillage> "We can't find any other good info to put here" :--> "He is protective of his personal life"
:<jwales>:)
:<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - how come you don't post a daily log of your bowel movements? No pun intended.
:<AdamBishop> I think we should use the term "pornmonger" more often
:<Dragonfly6-7> "Official Pornmonger to the United States Senate"
:<mindspillage> Wikipedia is Pornocracy!
:%%
:quamaretto: I read "do the percentage" and I was thinking "The Percentage? What kind of dance is that?"
:quamaretto: This is part of why, ordinarily, I hide my thoughts from the world. Dragonfly6-7: quamaretto - by all means, continue to do so.
:%%
:<Wytukaze> Amgine: What makes you think that?
::<Amgine> Your linguistic abilities, and the fact you're located in Africa.
:<Phroziac> wytukaze is in africa? O_o
:<Wytukaze> I'm in Africa?
:<Wytukaze> News to me.
:%%
::<Raul654> touch -f sean_black
::<sean_black> o_O
::<Raul654> (forcible touching in the channel)
:<mindspillage> Raul654, bad touch again.
:* sean_black is touched
::<Raul654> Mindspillage - show me on the doll where jesus touched you
:<mindspillage> Raul654: so long as you don't mount him.
:%%
:<Snowspinner> Glad you're not dead.
:<DavidGerard> i'm glad too!
:<DavidGerard> i've just come back to irc and see a zillion talk messages and a pile of channels with my name dropped
:<DavidGerard> all about wikipedia battles to the death for insanely low stakes
:<DavidGerard> makes me want to start a sock just to write articles
:<Snowspinner> lol
:<Snowspinner> We have articles now?
:<DavidGerard> i think so. someone said there were a million of them. 
:<Snowspinner> WTF?
:<Snowspinner> I thought we just had policy pages and userboxes.
:<DavidGerard> I can't find [Wikipedia:Jordanhill railway station] anywhere
:<DavidGerard> or [Template:Jordanhill railway station]
:<DavidGerard> I think {user Jordanhill railway station} doesn't exist either
:<DavidGerard> what sort of pissant project is this? that press release will  make a laughingstock of our adherence to process
:%%
:<sannse> DanteAlighieri: that would probably involve my swallowing him -
he's not a big fella
:%%
:<pengo> so we need a streaking cleptomanic anethesist and a camera 
:%%
:<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> brion, you about?
:<NullC> ta_bu_shi_da_yu: the developer you have attempted to reach is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep.
:* NullC beep
:<tawker> If you are happy with your message, please press 1, else please press 2
:<Amgine> If you'd like to hear this message again, press star
:<sean_black> I don't, thanks anyway. 
:<Amgine>::<click>:<bzzzzz>
:<tawker> beep beep beep beep beep
:%%
:<Mackensen> my, [deleted] is in a litigious mood
:<DavidGerard> oh yes? has he threatened to sue me yet?
:<Mackensen> not quite
:<Mackensen> Anyone can just add him, can't they?
:<karynn> Mackensen: where is this?
:<DavidGerard> your RFAr
:<DavidGerard> [deleted] is about to be attached for being a spamming dick
:<karynn> DavidGerard: yeah, i'm not going to object to that very much
:<mind|notallhere> Could [deleted] be any more of a ruleslawyer on the requests page? Good grief.
:<DavidGerard> mind|notallhere: the ac has Ways to Deal with rules lawyers.
:* mind|notallhere nods
:<DavidGerard> "suggest the AC tell [deleted] to fuck off^W^W  reconsider the rules lawyering"
:<mind|notallhere> But so few of them involve actual physical pain.
:<DavidGerard> i understand the 500 volts through the chair has been put back to mediawiki 1.7
:<mind|notallhere> Full plate of cookies to whichever dev is working on that. With extra chocolate chips.
:%%
:<FreplySpang> [...] When your panties climb rocks by themselves, you /really/ need to do laundry
:%%
:<Ali_K> Misza13: whos bartender? 
:<Misza13> Ali_K: Me. Sort of. 
:<Misza13> He's my bot. 
:<Ali_K> lol 
:<Misza13> I wrote him today 
:<Ali_K>:) 
:<Essjay> pschemp: Maybe we can get Misza13 to write sean black a girlfriend:-D
:%%
:<sean_black> ZOMG edit summaries
:<sean_black> ZOMG userboxes
:<sean_black> ZOMG Alphax
::<Alphax> ZOMG knickers
:<sean_black> ZOMG I just supported you
:* Alphax is now known as knickers
::<knickers> zomg CABALSEX
:<sean_black> YAY CABALSEX
:<sean_black> YAY KNICKERS
:* Zscout370 kicks down the VIP door
:* knickers suffocate sean_black
:<sean_black> Yay
:%%
:<bishonen> telsa, riddle me this: what's the point of bringing *condensed*  milk and condensed and dried this and that, if you also have to bring all your own water?
::<telsa> bishonen: clearly they didn't hold much expectation of meeting giant sky-cows.
:%%
(Referring to S A Andrées)
:<telsa> "there was a sky cow. it lived in the sky. one day it said "wow". as a balloon passed by.  Andre and (someone). and more of that 
ilk. they shouted up to it. "have you got any milk"?  Said 
Andree to the cow. "It's not going too well". As out whooshed 
the hydrogen, and to the ice down they fell.  they landed in 
pieces, but our sky-cow survives. And watches, lowing softly, as
our heroes end their lives"
:%%
:<brian0918> haha, i asked a user to translate a song from Italian to English, 
but didn't tell him that it was from the 1500s...
:<brian0918> ... and he lowered his babel templates from it-4 and en-4 
to it-3 and en-3
:%%
:<karmafist> AdamBishop: No, but I need a goddamn orgy from somewhere.
:<NicholasT> karmafist: Erm.. yourself? Likely that's the only one you'll get:)
:<karmafist> women take too much work, yet the sex drive is still there
:<karmafist> lol. An orgy of one. It's like the army, just more sticky
:%%
::<Luigi30> I found in the same box today: a box of phaser ink cartridges, a 
  box of 120MB backup tapes (with price stickers for $19.99 on 
  each), the logic board for an IBM 3741 terminal, and a 3/4" tape
:<FreplySpang> phasers need ink cartridges? "Mr. Spock, set phasers on 300dpi!"
:%%
:<Luigi30> Mike_H: YOUR OPINION IS UNWANTED
:<Mike_H> Luigi30: SILENCE FOOL
:<Luigi30> Mike_H: SHUT UP OR I'LL SUITLY EMPHAZI YOU
:<Mike_H> Luigi30: WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING TO ME
:<Luigi30> Mike_H: MY EYE IS TWITCHING
:<Mike_H> Luigi30: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
:<FreplySpang> ew
:%%
:<Amgine>::<puts on peril-sensitive sunglasses>
:* mind|wandering pours Amgine a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
:<:-- Amgine has quit (Remote closed the connection)
:<mind|wandering> Wow, I've heard they're strong...
:%%
::<Dawson> I've been watching AfD for weeks, and I finally found someone I
 can support.:)
:<sean_black> Dawson: s/AFD/RFA
::<Dawson> rfa, close enough:)
::<wmarsh> Admins for Deletion
::<Dawson> I'm not very good with three letter acrynyms.
::<Dawson> acronyms too.
::<Dawson> wmarsh: sometimes, I think that'd be more appropriate.
::<Alphax> Dawson, [WP:WOTTA]
::<Dawson> haha
:<sean_black> Dawson: Arynyms are tough.
::<Dawson> Arynym sounds like a Star Trek alien.
:<sean_black> So do you.
:<sean_black>:D
::<Alphax> A nazi alien
::<wmarsh> Arynym, the nazi anonymous remailing service
:%%
:* brion posits: Can God output an SVG file so large, even He can't render it?
:%%
:<Lubaf> Oh, I'm a kickbanner and I'm okay / I kick all night and I ban all
 day...
:<JesseW> Lubaf: I wear spike heels, and a bandolier... ?
:* Lubaf wonders if there's anything that you can say from that point that
 would cause your chorus to stop singing.
:<Lubaf> "I eat women's corpses, for example my dear mama", maybe?
:<JesseW> rolf!!
:%%
:<brenneman> I think if I play with my user page much more it will fall off.
:%%
:<Raul654> It's Friday night - do you know what YOUR children are up to?
:<pixels> my children are in my pants, plotting to escape
:%%
::<Mike_H> Started geting involved with Wikipedia by editing FWBO article,
  hence my name. I'm fluent in Engrish. For this reason, I don't
  edit article unless it has obvious flaws such as missing vital
  information or POV bias.
::<Mike_H> oh, wow
::<Mike_H> this person typed "Engrish"
::<Mike_H> and actually...
::<Mike_H> meant it
::<bumm13>:>
::<Phroziac> Mike_H: hahahaha.::<3
::<Mike_H> If anyone find my Engrish hard to read, here is advice. Forget
  plural or singular. It's unnecessaly concept (like noun gender)
  which English launguage should get rid of.:D
::<bumm13> haha
::<Mike_H> the English is just fine otherwise
::<Mike_H> there are mixed up r's and l's
::<fuzzie> You people are still being trolled by Uncle_Ed? You must all be
  bored.
:<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: he's right, there is a lot of redundancy in Engrish.
::<Mike_H> and sometimes deleted l's and r's altogether
:* FreplySpang packs up some extra nattis, just in case bish_sleeps becomes
  bish_insomniac
:<bish_sleeps> fuzzie: not me, i'm off to bed.
::<Mike_H> bish_sleeps: you ale totarry light
::<fuzzie> bish_sleeps: ninight
:<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: that's bish_sreeps to you
::<Mike_H> good night! see you in the molning!
:<bish_sleeps> nite
:%%
:<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, I don't do anything with you either! 
:<Tony_Sidaway> mindspillage, well that's true, unless we could that time with
the counter-bassoon in the elevator. 
:<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, don't lie. You were just in it for the chance to
touch a big piece of wood.
:%%
:<Babajobu>We should convert the Bomis babes into Wikipedia hoochies.
:<FreplySpang> the hoochies that anyone can... never mind.
:%%
:<Hedley> On June 11, 2005 a number of law enforcement agents raided a cockfight
in Newport, Tennessee - about 40 miles east of Knoxville. Authorities
said that this was one of the largest cockfights in the United States.
:<Chairboy> Hedley: #wikipedia is the 2nd largest, right?
:%%
:<DavidGerard> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/newbies
:<DavidGerard> that is a FRIGHTENING page.
:<Linuxbeak> uh oh.
:<DavidGerard> seven or eight newbie edits a minute.
:<DavidGerard> most of them new articles.
:<Linuxbeak> o_O
:<DavidGerard> most innocently deserving of a quick death.
:<DavidGerard> *sigh:* TIME TO KNIFE BABIES!!!
:<DavidGerard> %-D
:%%
:<Kiba> I saved a bunch of money on my book insurance by switching to Wikipedia!
:%%
::<brion_> i see dead processes
:--> presroi (n=[email protected]) has joined #wikimedia-tech
:<robchurch> It's Apache meets the Sixth Sense.
::<presroi> "I see dead processes"
:<robchurch> Got it in one.
:%%
*:* fuddlemark joined the chat room.
sean_black: \o/ fuddlemark
fuddlemark: sean_black: don't you ever sleep?:-)
Marudubshinki: ZOMG! sean_black is a group account!
*:* Marudubshinki realizes what he said
Marudubshinki: ZOMG! all sex with sean_black is group sex!
:%%
*:* brain|food is now known as mindspillage.
*:* Grunt waves mindspillage.
*:* fuddlemark waves Grunt at mindspillage
*:* mindspillage waves
*:* mindspillage grunts at fuddlemark and fuddles Grunt.
fuddlemark: heh
*:* Tomer_ picks up fuddlemark and swings him around the channel, releasing him
 in the general direction of AngryParsley
*:* alerante ducks and covers from all the flying people
alerante: see, whenever someone joins #wikipedia nowadays, someone gets waved
 and thrown across the room.
Grunt: alerante: I believe I had a hand in starting that. =b
ThatGuyFromTS: alerante: violent isn't it?
*:* Jude waves and throws alerante across the room.
:%%
:<dannyisme> when the resurrection of the dead occurs, will authors' works be 
copyrighted again? 
:%%
:<Mike_H> I had a clove last night
:<Mike_H> I smoke cigarettes to get cancer
:<Mike_H> not to taste candy
:%%
::<karynn> wikipedia needs an enema.
:<NicholasT> Indeed
:* NicholasT prepares the hose
:<NicholasT> Or alternatively, it might just do with a good dose of laxative
::<Hedley> Mmm, Wikilaxative.
::<Hedley> The constipation relief that anyone can edit.
:%%
:<elephantus> Sometimes there are even peaceful periods in the Balkans, like
 for example right now:-)
::<Chairboy> Elephantus: Right, but those periods are defined as the times
 when everyone is busy reloading.
::<spectie>:(
:%%
:<Marudubshinki> meh. 'bout time I subscribed to Wikien-L
::<SethIlys> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
::<silsor> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
::<Evil_Monkey> Marudubshinki: Just say no
:%%
:<Alphax> shimgray, why does australia always win gold medals? because our
country code is .au!:D
:%%
:<Raul654> "Wikipedia has a disproportionately large number of 
gays, transgendered, and furries. The reason for this has yet to 
be satisfactorily explained, although it has been suggested by NullC 
that "all new mediums are first explored by the minorities and 
the marginalized"."
:<Raul654> --Raul's 8th law
:<sigmoid> don't leave out the pedophiles.
:<Raul654> Sigmoid - ssshhh... there's minors in the room
:* Raul654 covers Sean Black's ears
:* sean_black is censored
:* Raul654 pokes out Sean's eyes for good measure
:<Raul654> Sean - you can have them back when you turn 18
:* sean_black is blinded
:* sean_black feels the pickle jar where his eyes are held longingly
:<Raul654> Sean - that's not a pickle jar
:* Raul654 ducks
:* sean_black shudders
:%%
:<MessedRocker> they should make a physical firewall that works like a condom
::<shimgray> messed: we have one
:<MessedRocker> oh?
::<shimgray> it consists of covering the end of the ethernet cable in 
solid epoxy
::<gurch> shimgray: Very effective.
::<bogdan> MessedRocker: then the hackers would need only a needle.
::<gurch> shimgray: Unfortunately, not very selective. Tends to block 
everything.
::<shimgray> alternately, you could have the vasectomy style - cut the cable 
in half - or the Catholic approach, pulling the cable out
::<shimgray> and believe me, you don't want to imagine what partial-birth 
abortion firewalling is
:%%
:* bumm13 NP: Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral (1970)
 :* Joolzer listens to pj harvey - this is love
:* Linuxbeak is listening to R.E.M. - Orange Crush
 :* Joolzer sighs
::<Ali_K> Linuxbreak: omg me too
::<Linuxbeak>:o 
::<Ali_K> lol
 :* avillia has on They Might Be Giants.
:* Laogeodritt is listening to fans and hard drives.
:<Laogeodritt> >>
 :* spectie listens to State of Grace
:* Linuxbeak likes TMBG
:* JesseW_away is pleased with Avillia and Linuxbeak's taste
:<JesseW_away> in music, in music I mean...
::<Seqsea> mhm
::<avillia> Bad thoughts.
::<Seqsea> We know what you really meant
::<Linuxbeak> omg sex
:%%
:<Daniel_Bush> In the British government, when someone in a Cabinet position
  resigns and the Prime Minister has to do a fifth Cabinet
  reshuffle, is it like when the Mad Hatter suddenly yells
  "Change places!" and then everyone runs around, knocking
  everyone else over?
:%%
::<Avillia> SethIlys: I'm already on m:Bash three times in less than a week.
:<SethIlys> Avillia: Four.
:%%
:<Raul654> it's not every day you get solicitions for people interested in
 working on scandavian porn
:%%
:<Backstretch> I'm going to make a userbox,[Template:User water ok]
  content "This user is not allergic to water"
:<Backstretch> Then, I'm going to start a new project/campaign; 
  featured userbox  like featured article/picture/etc.
:<Backstretch> Good grief. There already is a [Template:User water]
:<sannse> haha
:%%
:<keitei> wikien-l makes you afraid to do anything wrong
:<keitei> just so they won't seize your computer
:<robchurch> You should see wikitech-l
:<robchurch> "New feature added
:<robchurch> "YOU WANKERS!? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO US?
NOW THERE'S A MORE EFFICIENT WAY OF DOING WHAT WE ALREADY
DO? YOU SUCK!"
:<Seqsea> lol
:<robchurch> So the question is...do you announce it
:<robchurch> (a) on wikitech-l, where your fellow devs are likely to have
your eyes out
:<robchurch> (b) on the village pump, where everyone else will have a
pound of flesh
:<robchurch> (c) nowhere, and then fail to take credit later
:<shimgray> you could do what medieval scientists did
:<shimgray> announce it in some incredibly cryptic manner, so no-body
  realises you're announcing it, but so that you can go back
  later and say "look! this actually shows my plan!"
:%%
::<redback> how do you "Reverted edits"
::<Alphax> redback, you have to download the entire database
::<Alphax> and then sift through it using grep, sed and awk
::<Alphax> then, you need to rlogin and manually patch the database files
::<Alphax> if you get an edit conflict, the page gets corrupted and brion
  has to rewrite it bit-by-bit
::<robchurch> Brion no longer does the manual rewriting.
::<robchurch> Or manually fixing edit histories.
::<robchurch> He has minions do it.
::<Alphax> robchurch, oh, like Tim and Magnus?
::<robchurch> No.
::<robchurch> People are too expensive.
::<robchurch> We decided that monkeys were ultimately more efficient.
::<Alphax> cool
::<Alphax> so, Wikipedia really is being written by infinite monkeys
::<wmarsh> Well not infinite... there are only 800 admins or so
::<Alphax> the admins are monkeys? I knew it!
::<rory096> there are a few more cabal members though
:* pepsidrinka is certainly not a monkey
:* pepsidrinka is a chimp
:%%
:<mister_nuge> [Image:Flag of Australia.svg]
::<Chairboy> I anticipate that once Quebec secedes, Canada will be able to
  assume its official position as the 51st state of the US.
:<mister_nuge> this is borderline racism, yknow
:<mister_nuge> ..
::<Chairboy> The flag is racism?
:<mister_nuge> Chairboy:no, the age old 'Canada is the 51st state'
::<Chairboy> Oh, canadians are a race?
:<mister_nuge> well, its a bit insulting.
::<Chairboy> Is insulting the same as racism now?
:* Chairboy waits
:<mister_nuge> no
::<Chairboy> Ok then.
:<mister_nuge> hence 'borderline'
:<mister_nuge> i was using the word loosely
::<Chairboy> Ok, Mister Nuge, then by your logic, you are borderline pedophile.
::<Chairboy> I'm just using the word loosely.
:%%
:<Linuxbeak> so, Mike_H: approve/disapprove? I can take more shots if needed
:<Mike_H> Linuxbeak: naughty ;)
:<Mike_H> and you have a girlfriend!
:<Mike_H> haha
:<Linuxbeak>:P 
:<Mike_H> jk!
:<NullC> Linuxbeak has a GF?
:<Linuxbeak> i do
:<Illarane|Laptop> Omg, someone who uses Linux who's not gay!
:<Mike_H> but no, I think that picture is just fine
:<NullC> Linuxbeak: Does she run linux?
:<robchurch>::<NullC> I thought I was the only geek who could pull!
:<Mike_H> rofl
:<Linuxbeak> NullC: She's afraid of Linux.
:<Grunt> Linux is not scary!
:<robchurch> Grunt: Dunno about that.
:<robchurch> I mean, if I was a small kid
:<robchurch> ...and I bumped into Richard Stallman...
:<Linuxbeak> robchurch: Allow me.
:<Linuxbeak> This would be the reaction:
:<Linuxbeak> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
:<Mike_H> oh, wow
:<Linuxbeak> and the kid would consequently expode
:<Mike_H> in nerd world, nobody can hear you scream
:%%
:<wmarsh> That's the hilarious thing about stub sorting, 500 people sorting the
stubs, 0 people going through the stub categories to improve articles
:%%
:<wmarsh> We were talking about this girl we knew from highschool, who apparently
is in the FBI (as an accountant) and someone mentioned that she'd gained
a lot of weight... and this guy was like "And the FBI still took her?"
:%%
:<Demi> First disqualification for being a secret agent: making blog posts about
 wanting to become a secret agent.
:%%
:<fasten>Chairboy: An ecosystem is not an operating system. Ecosystem are
  chaotic systems without purpose and intend. That's not much of an
  operating system.
:<Chairboy> Fasten: I can tell you've never programmed for MS Windows....
:%%
:<wmarsh>  But it was worse... on this hardcore PvP MMORPG I used to play on,
 there were 10,000-ish male players, and literally 6 females... that
 ever admitted they were female at least.
:<gurch>so that's 5 females, 317 slashdotters...
:<SethIlys>.... and a Jimbo in a pear tree.
:<bogdan2005> gurch: why unfortunately?
:* gurch is not Jimbo
:<gurch>is there such a thing as a femal slashdotter?
:<bogdan2005> gurch: you wanna be a girl?
:<gurch>bogdan2005: not particularly
:<bogdan2005> gurch: there are rumours.
:<bogdan2005> gurch: and transvestites.
:* Sceptre brandishes knife
:<gurch> aargh
:* gurch runs away
:%%
:* lwrtzy has quit ("get a new world")
:<gurch>get a new world?
:<gurch>from where? the second-hand world shop?
:<wmarsh>  eBay
:<Sceptre> wmarsh: same think
:<wmarsh>  L@@K!!! Excellent starter planet! Great income opp.! CL1CK!!
:<Sceptre> *thing
:<bogdan2005> wmarsh: AAA+++ Excellent planet, great pink sky and purple seas.
:%%
:<Redwolf24> hi everyone
:<gentgeen> hi redwolf
:<Ed_Poor> I re-read Stoffel biography of Lewis Carroll last night.
:<Redwolf24> any news?
:<Jude> Hi Redwolf24.
:<Ed_Poor> no, carroll's still dead
:%%
:<zocky> ah, sweden, the penis of europe
:%%
:* FreplySpang checks keyboard for hexes
:<FreplySpang> I accidentally found a key combination that brings up Internet
  Explorer, does that count?
:* mindspillage backs away from FreplySpang's keybaord.
:%%
:<PhilSandifer> You didn't tell me Wiki-EN got the most fucked up penis spam
ever.
:<PhilSandifer> I now have a word file just of terrifying penis spam.
:<PhilSandifer> I blame you!
:<PhilSandifer> YOU MADE ME READ THE SENTENCE "After you cum with Spermamax she
will be looking for her underwear one hour in the ocean of your
sperm."
:%%
:<Mike_H> I reverted a furry's edits
:<Mike_H> It's a great day to be alive.
:@$ yiff yiff indeed! $@
:%%
:<avillia> I am not going to say a single thing on IRC for anyone to quote, and
if anyone quotes me I will remove their quotes.
:<KlingonHobo> avillia: So stop talking.
:%%
:<sean_black> Katie, It's not fancruft until I create [Production history of
 Godzilla vs. Megalon, day one].
:%%
:<Bastique|atwork> m:bash just gets less funny
:%%
:<Raul654> Mike - drinking and chatting on IRC is as low as it gets
:<Raul654> You should take up something less shameful. Like [avisodomy]
:%%
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-:-- Shanel is now known as masterpersona
-:-- lightdarkness is now known as lightpersona
-:-- You are now known as dramatispersona
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-:-- dannyisme is now known as dannypersona
-:-- effeietsanders is now known as eiapersona
-:-- ABCD is now known as Apersona
-:-- sannse is now known as sanspersona
-:-- Solensean is now known as solpersona
-:-- eiapersona is now known as personeia
:@$ this comment is now known as commentpersona $@
:%%
:<Tony_Sidaway> fuddlemark, a LOT of things happen only in Australia. 
Celebrating Christmas in the middle on fucking June with 
the sun beating down on the barbie and the dingoes all 
sweltering with their pouches hanging out in the heat ONLY
EVERY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA.
:%%
:<Lubaf> I'm wondering where Silicone Valley is.
:<CableModem> Silicone Valley, maybe California
:<Lubaf> Probably out east of LA, where they make all that porn.
:<Demi> Lubaf - Manhattan Beach, I guess
:<CableModem> like, hollywood
:<CableModem> Lubaf, that exactly what I was going to say
:<CableModem>:)
:%%
:<Demi>  telsa - I thought Icelanders (or whatever you call them) shunned
  books as an artifact of the devil or trolls or something. Stealing
  someone's words is witchcraft.
:<telsa> Demi: you're bored, aren't you?:)
:<Demi>  telsa - A little, which is bad since I'm at work.
:<telsa> Demi: they've got one of the highest literacy rates in the world,
  and the bookshop I loved had stuff in about four languages.
:<Bastique> Photographiing them is like stealing their soul
:<Demi>  Bastique - Ah! That's why there are no pictures of Icelanders.
:<telsa> Demi: and they are still able to read and discuss the books
  including the Landnamabok (or whatever, I bet we have an article on
  it) and the sagas.
:<telsa> Demi: without needing a glossary, which is more than we can for
  Shakespeare, let alone Chaucer.
:<Bastique> Demi: And they were the first to "get it" in the movie Hostel
:<Demi>  telsa - They have a high literacy rate because anyone who can't read
  the signs saying "This is the bottomless sulfurous hole in the earth
  where we make crazy wet bread" dies at an early age.
:%%
Raul654: one of the guys in my research group was in the hallway, talking on
his cell phone
Raul654: I was able to pick up enough of the conversation to know he was
talking with his mother
Raul654: so I go up to him and say "Joseph, yo queiro hablar a tu madre"
funforall: Talking dirty, ey?
Raul654: and boy he got mad at me:)
funforall: What was that in English?
Raul654: "Joseph, I want to talk to your mother"
Demi: Raul654 - Wow! It's like Animal House there!
Demi: Raul654 - When someone is talking on the phone to their mother, you're 
supposed to say something like "Pull out slow, or my ass'll hurt for 
days like last time."
Raul654: I would have said something dirtier but my spanish is just too rusty
and forgotten
Demi: Raul654 - Oh, well you did what you could.
:%%
:<Raul654> Storm - it's only a matter of time until the GNAA makes the fatal 
 error of trolling Chuck Norris
:<Raul654> and then it will be all over for them
:%%
:<rob|coding> Why did the Wikipedian give a list of URLs to the waiter?
:<rob|coding> 'Cause he asked him to cite his sauces.
:<rob|coding> haw haw
:%%
:<keitei> darn furries and zoophiles
:<keitei> they're everywhere
:<sean_black> Yiff yiff
:%%
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:<Jude> KEVIN_MITNICK: I thought you weren't allowed to use technology.
:<dysprosia> jude: he could be using an abacus
:<Jude> dysprosia: I'm calling his parole officer!
:<CableModem> an IRC enabled abacus?
:<dysprosia> jude: or pigeon-based TCP/IP
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:<Jude> His abacus is playing up.
:<CableModem> lol
:<KEVIN_MITNICK> OMG HELP
:<CableModem> the beads are sticking
:<KEVIN_MITNICK> I AM NEW AT INTERNETZ
:<bumm13> kill the caps, please
:<KEVIN_MITNICK> WHAT?
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Jude] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b KEVIN_MITNICK] by Jude
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK was kicked from #wikipedia by Jude
:@$ It's widely known that abacuses don't follow the RFC guidelines, so pigeons are preferred $@
:%%
:<sdquinn> what do i do for a copyvio?
::<ptcamn> Tell the author to be subtler.
:%%
:<keitei> whoa
:<keitei> it's a sean_black 
:<sean_black> "A"? There are others?
:<Shanel> indeed there are
:<Shanel> we've been breeding them in captivity
:<sean_black> May I ask why?
:<Shanel> so we can sell their furs for major $$$
:%%
:<rob|bsd> sean_black: Ever used BSD?
:<sean_black> no
:<rob|bsd> Why not?
:<sean_black> Because
:<sean_black> I'm not a technology person
:<rob|bsd> ...you're scared you might like it and want to leave Apple?
:<rob|bsd> ...your Mac will leave you if you cheat on it again?
:<sean_black> Perhaps! ;)
:<rob|bsd> ...you need a GUI to use your dick, let alone a computer?
:<Werdna> Touche
:%%
:<Demi> Before I started reading my spam, semen volume was really not something
 I'd ever considered having a preference for.
:%%
AKMask: Freply: you know you want to look at that logo
FreplySpang: AKMask: I did. It is, in fact, somewhat goatse. (My husband
  agrees.)
sean_black: FreplySpang: Don't use 'goatse' as an adjective. It disturbs
  me greatly.
*:* FreplySpang makes note for future reference
alerante: no adjectivizing nouns, please.
*:* sean_black Marudubshinkis alerante
sean_black: (omg)
*:* alerante ... well, I don't know of anything that I can do back to
  sean_black
sean_black: alerante: That relives me.
*:* alerante is just greatly disturbed
AKMask: alerante: why disturbed?
alerante: AKMask: sean_black Marudubshinki'd me
AKMask: alerante: ahh
sean_black: o___O
alerante: which reminds me... I hope Marudubshinki isn't a euphemism for
  something, sean_black.... ;)
sean_black: alerante: Certainly not.
sean_black::p
sean_black: (for a change)
AKMask: alerante: you should be here more often. As off december it
  meant 'getting humped by a naked clown'
[...]
*:* Marudubshinki reads the previous conversation.
Marudubshinki: alright, who coined "Marudubshinki'd"?
Marudubshinki: fess up
*:* alerante points at sean_black
sean_black: Marudubshinki,:D
*:* Marudubshinki glares at sean_black
Marudubshinki: malefactor!
Marudubshinki: nimrod!
Marudubshinki: no-goodnik!
:%%
:<The_Photoplayer> When I bite in to a Dick York pepperment pattie, I get the
sensation that my bitchy mother-in-law/witch just turned me 
into a toad and now Samantha has to do something about it.
::<sean_black> Nobody wants to bite into Dick York. Sargent, I could see.
:* kylu wiggles nose. n.n
::<sean_black> I mean, if you're into that.
:%%
:<lenny__> hi I have a question
:<lenny__> could you please take Avillia back with you?
:<lenny__> he's in the GNAA irc channel from like 3 days
:<Alphax> lenny__, why, he's too much for the GNAA to handle?:)
:<lenny__> ad, god, he's annoying
:<lenny__> yes
:<lenny__> exactly
:%%
:* mindspillage sighs deeply, resigned to the fact that [Gadsby (novel)]
won't be a lipogram anymore. 
:<mindspillage> But dpbsmith did put in a link to the old version of the
article, which gave me the warm fuzzies. 
:* Essjay goes to look up "lipogram" 
:<mindspillage>  (rewriting that article to avoid the letter e was one of the
first major edits I made on Wikipedia.) 
:<Shanel>:D 
:<Jude> ... To avoid the letter e? 
:* Essjay assumes it does not involve a gift certificate for fat removal... 
:* Jude cracks up. 
:* Essjay imagines he would not respond pleasantly to tapdancers on his door,
singing that he should get his ass deflated... 
:<Shanel> LOL 
:<Essjay> I've been inspired to write a jingle suitable for lipogram delivery: 
:<Essjay> Hello sir, we're here to say,  
:<Essjay> hope you're having a good day. 
:<Essjay> Someone sent us here to note,  
:<Essjay> your fat ass looks like a boat. 
:<Essjay> Not to worry, not to fear,  
:<Essjay> here's a gift to bring good cheer! 
:<Essjay> Dr. S will fix your woes, 
:<Essjay> so once again you'll see your toes! 
:<Essjay> Come on down and get it done, 
:<Essjay> so you'll no longer weigh a ton!
:%%
:<CableModem> So, what is Wikimania about anyway?
:<Headcrab> CableModem::O
:<Raul654> Cablemodem - it's like bukkake for geeks
:<Raul654> erm, nevermind 
:%%
:<Mark_Away> dyslexics of the world untie
:%%
:<brian0918> "BURNING, in our ancient Customs, was an infectious Disease, 
 got in the Stews, by conversing with leud Women."
 --Cyclopaedia, 1728
:%%
:<bumm13> I'd have to be about 120 miles north of this area to do so without,
say, cable TV
:<bumm13> Olympia is the furthest south to have CBC on cable, IIRC
:<PottedCactus> Whats that?
:<PottedCactus> Damn you.
:<PottedCactus> cable set off my "blonk" alert
:<PottedCactus> donst say cable.
:@$ cable. $@
:<PottedCactus>:P
:<Linuxbeak> ...blonk?
:<robchurch> CABLE
:<robchurch> CABLE
:<Linuxbeak> cable
:<PottedCactus> Ow.
:<PottedCactus> ow....
:<robchurch> Linuxbeak: onomatopoeia, I guess. (cable)
:<PottedCactus> it goes BLONK:@$
cable! $@
:<Linuxbeak> robchurch: Cable is our friend
:<robchurch> PottedCactus: Ah, I see (cable)
:<PottedCactus> ow.
:<PottedCactus> cut that shit out.:@$
CABLE! $@
:<SPUI> cable
:<robchurch> PottedCactus: What's up? Cable not working?
:<PottedCactus> GACK
:<Linuxbeak> What are you talking about?
:<Linuxbeak> cable?
:<SPUI> cable
:<PottedCactus> NOOOES
:<robchurch> Linuxbeak: Think his cable's broken.
:<PottedCactus> STOP!:@$
CABLE CABLE CABAL CABLE! $@
:<bumm13> Satellite pwns cable, except for Internet purposes:>
:<PottedCactus> pleaaaaseee...
:<Linuxbeak> robchurch: I hate cable, too
:<robchurch> Cable is like cabal.
:<PottedCactus> nooooo...
:<Demi> I have to water my cactus.
:<robchurch> Linuxbeak: Cable sucks.
:* PottedCactus is slowly dieing.
:<robchurch> Demi: Use a cable?
:<PottedCactus> Nooonononono!
:<Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me
:<Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me
:<robchurch> wire|ain: Hi! How's your cable?
:<Demi> robchurch - My cactus is about a cable-length away.
:* bumm13 wonders what the hell he has started...:@$
cablecablecablecable! $@
:<Linuxbeak> cable cable cable starts with c
:<PottedCactus> oh hell no.
:<PottedCactus> noooo
:<robchurch> Demi: Is it gold cable?
:<PottedCactus> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BEANS) Is smart...
:<PottedCactus> gaaa.....
:<robchurch> PottedCactus: Yep. Cable.
:<bumm13> do they even sell platinum cable?
:<PottedCactus> *cry*
:<PottedCactus>:D
:<PottedCactus> no more cable!
:<Linuxbeak> okay, PottedCactus
:<Demi> Let's talk about modems instead.
:<PottedCactus> ack! Don't say modem either!
:<robchurch> Demi: Cable modems?:@$
cable cable cable cable... MODEM! $@
:<PottedCactus> NOOE
:--> ExplodingMallard (n=aschenck@wikipedia/Linuxbeak) has joined #wikipedia
:<robchurch> I love cable
:<robchurch> I love modems
:<PottedCactus> *sob*
:<robchurch> La la la
:<robchurch> The cable modem song!
:<AdamBishop> hey I have a cable modem!
:<PottedCactus> ;_;
:<robchurch> PottedCactus: I can keep this up for - cable - hours.
:<robchurch> PottedCactus: I was once on constant - modem - ping for 20 minutes.
:<afkafka> I've got two cable modems.
:<PottedCactus> *sooooob*
-:-- ExplodingMallard is now known as Cable
:<Cable> cable
:* PottedCactus pounds head on desk
:<:-- Cable has quit (cable)
:@$::</cable> $@
:%%
::<Beltz> I don't get it, MediaWiki runs slower on my own machine than Wikipedia
over a slow modem:(
:<pizza_> what you need is a slower modem, so that won't happen
:%%
:<presroi> brion: I have reopened 6153
::<brion> i've reclosed it
::<RedACE> owned
:%%
:<brian0918> what's the adverb form for "enema"?
:<Phroziac> brian0918: wtf?
:<MessedRocker> Enemily?
:<Phroziac> brian0918: i don't think there is one.
:<sean_black> Enemise?
:<MessedRocker> he asked for an adverb
:<brian0918> rectally will do
:<brian0918> i almost typed "doo":P
:%%
:<chequers> ok, just remember wikibreak is only four letters from wikibreakdown
:<Simetrical> chequers: Clever remark.  I'll have to remember it.
:<chequers> Simetrical, all my quotes are licenced under the chequers-CC, which
  basically involves giving me money every time you read it
:<Simetrical> chequers: Does that license permit [m:bash]ing?
:<chequers> Simetrical, only if you give me money
:<Simetrical> I'll take that as a yes.
:%%
:<SPUI> kim_ is trying to subvert our encyclopedia
:<kim_> SPUI, I'm very subversive:-)
:<SPUI> me too let's have sex
:<kim_> woo, are you female?
:<SPUI> I can be female for you ^_____________^
:* kim_ backs off. slowly.
:%%
:<[xt]> wikipedia + porn > girlfriend + nag nag nag
:%%
:<dungodung> Nikerabbit: we're setting our own MW repo because we want to
  actively work on developing that extension of ours (conversion and stuff)
:<Nikerabbit> dungodung: I see
:<dungodung> Nikerabbit: that's because you have eyes and you use them
  appropriately ;)
:%%
:<SamPointon> I suspect that "echo" is a gay program; it puts your input into
  its output.
:%%
::<Kurt> you know, I don't give the tiniest shit about soccer
::<Kurt> but there's nothing I'd love more than to see Mexico beat the shit 
  out of communist Iran
:<shimgray> Strangely, when polled, 68,467,413 people say there's nothing they'd 
  love to see more than Mexico beat the shit out of you.
:<shimgray> I understand that you need to wank on the internet to confirm what 
  you feel is your dominant place in society, but when you're going to 
  condemn nations based on their political affiliations, please try to 
  remember the difference between communism and a theocracy.
:%%
:* Ceiling_cat watches Rory
:* rory096 hides
:<Linuxbeak> rory096: you can't hide from ceiling cat.
:<rory096> i know:(
:<Linuxbeak> he's like santa
:%%
:<soupblazer> [Anus language]
:<soupblazer> how bout that
:<brian0918> how does one perform a glottal stop in the rectum?
:<robchurch> You're going to wish you'd never asked.
:<brian0918> maybe Mike_H knows:P
:<Mike_H> I don't even know what a glottal stop is
:<OskarS> Mike_H: it sounds almost like you are swallowing really fast
:<IceKarma> Mike_H, the noise someone failing to deep throat properly makes:P
:<Mike_H> IceKarma: ohhhh
:<Mike_H> in the RECTUM?
:<Mike_H> ew
:%%
:<Carrera> does anyone know of a good web based Phonebook?
:<robchurch> Edit history for En Wikipedia's Admin Noticeboard?:D
:%%
:<SF17> you guys should have a bake sale

Unimportant babble.

:<SF17> did you hear me? bake sale

Unimportant babble.

:<SF17> a bake sale is a good idea, i dont see why youre against it

Unimportant babble.

:<SF17> why dont you want a bake sale? youll make tons of moneys
:<Bastique> SF17 seems to be trolling
:<SF17> hwa?
:<Roger_The_Bum> we should have a bake sale
:<Roger_The_Bum> partially because I like baked goods
:<SF17> yeah, seriously
:<Roger_The_Bum> OMG COOKIES
:<Roger_The_Bum> wait
:<Scott5114> How would we send the cookies? They might get stale...
:<Roger_The_Bum> this is #wikipedia
:<Roger_The_Bum> oh
:<Scott5114> Send them through talk pages?
:<Roger_The_Bum> maybe not a bakesale
:<Roger_The_Bum> whoopsier
:%%
:-- #Uncyclopedia --

:<DavidGerard> if someone really wanted to troll #wikipedia, he'd have to go in
  and call them a bunch of white male heterosexual christians.
:<Roger_The_Bum> lol
:<keitei> JEWS DID WTC!!!
:<rcmurphy> Heh.
:<rcmurphy> Uncyclopedia invasion!
:<DavidGerard> invade meta, i hear that's much more fun.

:-- #Wikipedia --

-> Tompkins has joined wikipedia  
:<Andy123> alright, cloaks then  
:<Phroziac> ALinktothePast: WikiProject OMG GAME CRUFT  
:<Tompkins> You guys are all a bunch of white male heterosexual christians  
:<Tompkins> You disgust me.  
:<Tompkins  > sick, sick, sick men you are.  
:<robchurch> I resent being called a Christian.  
:<Phroziac> Tompkins: i'm not male or homosexual  
:<Andy123> lol, i am a hindu  
:<Tompkins> I can't believe anyone would /ever/ stoop to your level 
:<Phroziac> oops, i mean or heterosexual  
:<robchurch> Phroziac: He said HETEROSEXUAL.  
:<sean_black> o__O  
:<Phroziac> robchurch: yeah, either way, they're both something i'm not. 
:<Tompkins> ugh.. I'm outta here.  
:<Kurt2>  Phroziac: I thought you were a trannie lesbian...  
:<- Tompkins has left wikipedia
:<rcmurphy> Tompkins has spoken!  
:<Olipro>  paedophilic was the word Tompkins  
:<Phroziac> Kurt2: heh  
:<robchurch> Well, I am powerfully moved by Tompkins' speech.  
:<robchurch> Powerfully moved.

:-- #Uncyclopedia --

:<rcmurphy> Haha!
:<rcmurphy> You go, Tompkins!
:%%
:<Luigi30> How the hell does 45 = 63:s
:<Linuxbeak> Luigi30: different base, perhaps?
:<Luigi30> Same base as far as I know.
:<Dawson> Luigi30: assume a horse is a sphere to make the calculations easier.
:%%
bishonen: guess who phoned? pzfun!
bishonen: heh
*:* bishonen hangs up
bishonen: wow, strange experience!
bishonen: yuo guys are .... for REAL!
alerante: yeah, surprising, eh? I'm not a bot:P
bishonen: surprising and a little creepy!
alerante: I thought everyone else was a bot!
alerante: wait, you're not a bot either?! whoa!
bishonen: I'm the latest version of ELIZA, actually.
alerante: ELIZA the sysop. interesting.:)
bishonen: so you think it's interesting?
alerante: [suspicious, a little disturbed] define "interesting".
bishonen: why would you like me to define it?
alerante: [scared] because you seem to be using a different meaning.:P
bishonen: so you're scared? Goooooood.
*:* alerante hides from bishonen
bishonen: Sorrry, this version seems to be Scary Eliza!
alerante: [scared] there is no cabal... there is no cabal... there is no
 cabal....
:%%
:<Wikipedian1>  erm... can't you go to #wikipedia-flame or elsewhere?
:<Wikipedian2>  there's a room for arguments!?
:<Wikipedian1>  dunno, but this room definitely isn't one
:<Wikipedian2>  nobody's in that room
:%%
:* MessedRocker is going on an AOL survey: how much AOL edits are vandalism?
:<Deco_admin> MessedRocker: Including or excluding accounts created by AOL users?
:<MessedRocker> deco: Anonymous AOL only
:<MessedRocker> People without the balls to attach a name to their edits:D
:<Voice-of-All> Or attach balls to their edits:D
:%%
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:< StoneCypher> huhu
:< Aldo> hello
:* robchurch puts on his "hello newbies, I don't bite" t-shirt
:< Aldo> does anyone know where does the wiki get the login auth
:* StoneCypher watches robchurch bite newbies anyway, and considers getting him
  some barbeque sauce
:< StoneCypher> they need flavor, for god's sake
:< Aldo> ok fuck you
-!- Aldo [n=chatzill@xxx] has quit [Client Quit]
:< StoneCypher> *blinks*
:< StoneCypher> what was that about?
:< brion> ...
:< StoneCypher> like what, he's offended that I suggest a satisfying marinade?
:%%
:<karynn> hey, can someone please implement Special:ElectroshockUser for me?
:<HardDisk_WP> LOL
:<robchurch> It's planned for 1.8, I swear.
:<robchurch> We're having trouble convincing people to install the ActiveX
control and hook the tinfoil up to their genitals.
:%%
:<Sasquatch> this is where you suck up to robchurch
:<robchurch> it's not hard
:<robchurch> praise my features
:<Sasquatch> robchurch: why what a nice ass you have.
:<robchurch> SOFTWARE FEATURES
:%%
:<morwen> i haven't had anything on [m:Bash] for a while
:<morwen> i must have stopped being funny
:<morwen> someone tell me something funny to say
:* Werdna has nothing on m:Bash
:<morwen> ooh, i know a joke i can tell
:<morwen> 1: my dog has no ears.  2: how does it hear?1: terrible
:<morwen> 1: my dog has no legs.  2: how does it walk?1: terrible
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:<Dragonfly6-7> My dog has no skin. How does it feel? Terrible.
:<morwen> 1: my dog has no nose.  2: how does it smell?1: IT CAN'T SMELL IT
HAS NO NOSE YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
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:<brion> been getting up at 7am all week so i have a chance to try jogging
  before the sun scorches all life from the earth
:<brion> end up tired early as a result
:<brion> but it's probably good for me
:<robchurch> ...jogging?
:<robchurch> as in, exercise
:<robchurch> you're EXERCISING
:<brion> yeah it's this thing i heard of
:<robchurch> you...you...physical exertion?
:<robchurch> i
:<brion> it's weird
:<brion> it doesn't involve computers at all
:<robchurch> muscular pain
:<robchurch> exhaustion
:<robchurch> hunger
:<robchurch> wait a minute, i know that sensation
:<robchurch> so exercise is like installing Windows ME
:<brion> yes
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:<Where|everywhere> Cyde: where is Cydebot?
:<Cyde> Where|everywhere: I dunno where my server is.
:<Where|everywhere> Cyde::(
:<Cyde> Power outage around here most likely.
:<Kylu> did you check under the bed?
:%%
:<SethIlys> My cat's breath smells like cat food.
:<SethIlys> Which, incidentally, is an anagram for: "Myself, I am the castrated
  bollocks."
:%%
:<mindspillage> op around? He's been flooding tons of channels.
::<Bacta> no i haven't
::<Bacta> i've never flooded in my LIFE
:<mindspillage> Uh-huh. 
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:* Ceiling_Kanye watches bishonen but wonders if she cares about black people
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:<Raul654> Ceiling_Kayne - Bishonen is swedish. She's never seen a black person
 except on TV
:* Raul654 ducks
:* Ceiling_avisodomy takes Raul654 up on that offer
:%%
:<KimmoA> All girls must be fucked up in their heads or something.
:<bumm13> KimmoA: that's not very nice
:<Linuxbeak> KimmoA: I found that out the hard way today
:<KimmoA> But oh so true...
:<AdamBishop> but it's true!
:* Linuxbeak will third that
:<CableModem> Linuxbeak: What happened?
:<darkaudit> KimmoA: You're *just:* figuring that out?:)
:<Linuxbeak> CableModem: My girlfriend is unhappy. I think she's getting bored
of me.
:<KimmoA> Please hurry up with those life-like fembots...
:<CableModem> O_o
:<bumm13> I agree, though, that many females are headcases
:<CableModem> You? Boring? Never!
:<Zscout370>:(
:<KimmoA> darkaudit: No, but I am getting sure of it.
:<CableModem> Linuxbeak: Do something exciting! Go flying!
:<bumm13> Zscout370: not all of them:)
:<CableModem> Or sky diving!
:<CableModem>:D
:<Pilotguy> sky diving o_o
:<KimmoA> Those things cost money and are dangerous.
:<Zscout370> CableModem: Linuxbeak is a pilot, IIRC
:<KimmoA> It's like begging to become a blob of guts and blood.
:<CableModem> If at first you don't succude... Maybe skydivings not for you.
:<CableModem> Zscout370: Why do you think I sugguested to go flying?
:<Zscout370> CableModem: ah
:<CableModem>:)
:<Zscout370> maybe just do some of the things that the SO wants to do
:<Zscout370> movies, dinners, shopping trips
:<CableModem> like, go shopping or something.
:<KimmoA> SO?
:<CableModem> Significant other
:<Linuxbeak> significant other
:<Zscout370> significant other
:<CableModem> pwnt.
:<KimmoA>:S
:<CableModem> I own you all. bwhaha.
:* CableModem is the champion.
:<bumm13> significant mother
:<CableModem> What the fuCK?!
:* bumm13 ducks
:<geniice> realtionship advice from wikipedians
:<CableModem> O_O
:<CableModem>:>
:<geniice> Oh dear
:<Linuxbeak> geniice: I demand only the best.
:<Zscout370> geniice: the best in the world
:<darkaudit> '''Speedy Delete'''
:%%
:<Mike_H> These users are being uncivil and corrupt! Suggest to me another
way to get the word out about this! IRC? Oh, wait, I got banned from
IRC! - Kookykman|(t)e 17:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:<Mike_H> wow
:* Mike_H calls the waaaaambulance
:%%
:<TimStarling> does PHP have a way to call a static function of a polymorphic
  object?
:<hashar> last time I used polymorphism was in World of Warcraft, soo hmm  I
dont know:)
:%%
:<CableModem> I dont know! I live in fricken hawaii! All we have is fricken
 asians!
:<CableModem> And other people.
:<CableModem> that I dont know the names of.
:<CableModem>::<
:%%
:<John_Cho> WELL WERDNA BANNED ME FROM WIKIPEDIA#
:<sonorous> I haev no idea what you're talking about with regards to "IRC-COPS"
:<icoN> its mostly because
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:<John_Cho> FOR NO REASON
:<icoN> they dont have anything better to do
:<John_Cho> he banned me abuseivly
:<John_Cho> for no reason
:<sonorous> John_Cho: /quit 
:<John_Cho> Werdna did
:<John_Cho> sonorous
:<John_Cho> why is this whole server
:<John_Cho> and #wikipedia in genera
:<Essjay> nalioth: Could you?
:<John_Cho> filled with pretentious, elitlist assholes
:<John_Cho> that wont give me the time of day?
:<Linuxbeak> Oh, he's in here, isn't he?
:<icoN> i dont really see why
:<icoN> the wikipedia irc
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:<Werdna> owned.
:%%
:<KimmoA>  "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
 from magic."::<:-- Wise words.
:<Dragonfly6-7>  "Any technology distinguishable from magic is
 insufficiently advanced."
:<Improv> Any sufficiently advanced technology is i
ndistinguishable from a sufficiently advanced technology:)
:<Dragonfly6-7> Any technology, no matter how advanced it is or isn't,
 is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it.
:<JesseW>  Any magic, if explained wrong, can be mistaken for technology...
:<Improv> Any sufficiently complex sentence is indistinguishable from
 gibberish to those who don't care to waste their time parsing it
:%%
:<rvalles> Is swearing/cursing appropriate for this channel?
:<sean_black> rv: Fuck no
:<Dawson> Fuck no
:%%
:<Mike_H> When Clinton denied having an affair with Flowers, 
she held a press conference in which she played tape recordings 
she claimed were of secretly recorded intimate phone calls with 
Clinton. Hillary Clinton, for the first time, made the media rounds 
to refute sexual allegations against her husband. When asked why 
Clinton and Flowers called each other "honey" in the tapes, Hillary 
explained that this was how people talked in Arkansas.
:<Mike_H> heh
:<Mike_H> that is kind of true, though
:<Mike_H> I call people "honey" a lot and I think it's just a 
Southern thing
:<spectie> thats pretty good
:<Mike_H> Northern people get offended. "Who are YOU and why are YOU 
calling me HONEY?"
:<Mike_H> and I'm like, "Sugar, calm down"
:<spectie> Mike_H, lol
:<spectie> HOT
:%%
:<Mark_Ryan> for god's sake. someone's put the wtc/jews article up for deletion
review, so the recent changes bot keeps tripping my autokick script.
:%%
:<hamedog> hey hows server status
:<hamedog> ?
:<ThatSandersKid> It's still read only, hamedog.
:<Pegasus1138> hamedog, in short fucked
:<A_Man_In_Black> hame: BRION THE BARBARIAN is on the rampage.
:<hamedog> kk thans
:<hamedog> y what is Brion doing?
=-= Mode #wikipedia +o brion by chanserv
:<Pegasus1138> and we're probably gonna lose 40 minutes worth of edits
that happened before the servers were locked down
=-= A_Man_In_Black was booted from #wikipedia by brion (brion)
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:<A_Man_In_Black> I take it that this is critical commentary?
:%%
:<Demi> Witch doctors are always prescribing ting tang walla walla bing bang and
 stuff, never pseudoephedrine.
:%%
:<Mike_H> sigh
:<Mike_H> my internets are acting up
:<Project2501a> is ther eanything like norton ghost, but under the GPL?
:<Shadow42> Probably the tubes are clogged
:<sean_black> Tubes are busted!
:%%
:* Lady_Aleena is quarter lesbian.
:* Raul654 has the other three quarters of Aleena's lesbian
:<dysprosia> raul: what are you going to do with it?
:<Raul654> Dysp - good question. Having a lesbian around is like having an 
umbrella - you never know when you are going to need one but it comes 
in handy to have it when you do
:%%
:* xrayvision_jesus wonders what kind of THAC0 the holy prepuce would have in a
 DND game
:<xrayvision_jesus> 'Holy Prepuce'
:<xrayvision_jesus> The holy prepuce was an artifact sought by crusaders for 
thousands of years. It is the foreskin removed from the baby jesus. 
:<xrayvision_jesus> Damage: 1-10 + 5
:<xrayvision_jesus> Who can use it: May only be used by good characters
:<xrayvision_jesus> Profeciences: Flail
:<xrayvision_jesus> Special: x2 damage versus evil characters; x3 damage versus
 the undead
:<xrayvision_jesus> damage type: Crushing
:%%
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:<DosBubba> Hello fellow lovers of freedom, for some reason I am being censored
from this room. Is the government involved?
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:%%
:<CableModem> we feature everything from the shopping programs, to uh...
 networking-themed porn.
:<CableModem> O_o
:<Shadow42> "Oh yes, insert your CAT5 cable into my span port"
:<CableModem>:o
:<Shadow42> 'Oh god, fragmentation! OH!"
:%%
:<Raul654> Mindspillage - I kept hearing that Wikmiania was being done by the 
 "Berkman center" at harvard
:<Raul654> well, I found something out this morning
:<Raul654> the "Berkman center" is an institution, not a building
:<Raul654> so I spent 90 minutes searching harvard campus for an 
 abstract concept
:%%
=-= Mode #wikipedia +o CableModem by chanserv
:<Chairboy> The tree of #wikipedia must occasionally be watered with the blood
  of trolls.
=-= Mode #wikipedia +b *!*@84-75-130-173.dclient.hispeed.ch by CableModem
=-= MrSassyPants was booted from #wikipedia by CableModem (Please come back
 later)
:%%
:<shadow42> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
:<anon32> ?
:* Backstretch ducks
:<anon32> lol.... when he was persuaded to wear a condom, STD rates went down 90%
:<shadow42> Who?
:<shadow42> Oh...
:<shadow42> Hey, fsck you
:<anon32> ...on windows it's chdisk
:<CQJ> fsck off and go cronjob your mother
:<CQJ> worthless bag of foo
:<anon32> ?
:<CQJ>:-)
:<torch> did I miss something again?
:%%
:<Mike42_Away> "Low disk space on drive C"
:<Mark_Ryan> delete some porn
:%%
:<Splarka> you want a paperclip? "Hello? I see you're trying to dominate the
 world, would you like a quick tutorial?"
:%%
:<Gau> My pokemon brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "wanna trade
cards?" 
Damn right, I wanna trade cards; I can beat you, I've got Charizard
:%%
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:<cj> 1.7 requires php5
:<cj> you folks are hard on us sarge users...
:<JeLuF> nono, you sarge users are hard to the civilized world
:%%
:<Interiot> Abstract: what's your username?
:<Abstract> Abstract Idiot
:<Interiot> okay, guess I won't try to help, sorry
:<Scott5114> No, that's their username, "Abstract Idiot"
:<Interiot> it is?
:%%
:<CableModem> Still haven't figured out how to get the chicks at school to do
 their thing.
:<Slowking_Man> Tell them you're a Wikipedia editor.
:<Slowking_Man> I get all the chicks that way.
:<Luna-San> Hey, baby. Did you know I've got over a thousand vandal reverts?
:<TehKewl1> recite wikipedia to them:D
:<Luna-San> Hey, baby, did you know I've worked on over fifty spoken articles,
  on Wikipedia?
:<TehKewl1> hey baby check out my userpage
:<The359> "Hey baby, that top is a bit redunt it, mind if I delete it?"
:<TehKewl1> hey baby I set your pants up for speedy deletion
:<Slowking_Man> Hey there, wanna create some stubs and watch them expand?
:<The359> "Hey baby, let's do it like Wikipedia.  I'd like to do you this way,
but this guy thinks this way is better, and this guy knows something
about this maneuver, so we're all just going to contribute to the sex"
:<SoothingR> "Wanna merge your article into mine"
:<CableModem> lets go do the village pump.
:<CableModem> emphasis on pump
:<Luna-San> [Wikipedia:Village Pump/Positions]
:<The359> "Hey baby, I'll give you a medallion if you edit my zipper"
:<Luna-San> Sooo... I heard you've got a blowjob barnstar? What's that like?
:<CableModem> Are you "open source"?
:<TehKewl1> so, wanna check out my commons
:%%
:<The359> that was about as much fun as the "Anal Car Game"
:<The359> take a car, remove the manufacturer's name, replace with 'Anal'
:<The359> hilarity ensues
:<Luna-San> The Anal Accord?
:<Luna-San> The Anal Explorer?
:<Luna-San> The Anal *Expedition*
:<The359> Anal Charger
:<The359> Anal Excursion ;)
:<TehKewl1> anal trigger
:<CableModem> Anal FOcus?
:<Scott5114> Anal Cavalier
:<TehKewl1> anal kong
:<The359> Anal Ram
:<CableModem> ANal Land cruiser
:<Scott5114> Anal Nova
:<CableModem> anal galaxy
:<The359> Anal Spirit
:<CableModem> anal rover?
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> I hate when midgets like go to shake your hand and shit.
:<Vague_Rant> But they can't reach so they just start jerking you off.
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> Raul is a man's man.
:<Vague_Rant> I bet Raul was born with a beard.
:%%
:* keitei adds [Bob the Builder] to her watchlist
:<Slowking_Man> Can we fix it?
:<keitei> YES WE CAN!
:%%
:<Luna-San> They're going *Super Saiyan*
:* CableModem goes super saiyan.
:<CableModem> Per request.
:<Slowking_Man> YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Slowking_Man] by ChanServ
:<@Slowking_Man> MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000
:<Slowking_Man> I will destroy you, after a lengthy three-episode discourse on
why we are fighting
:<Slowking_Man> In case anyone wasn't watching the last hundred episodes
:%%
:<Slowking_Man> Uh, unauthorized bots should be blocked on sight
:<Bastique>  Slowking_Man: Willy on Wheels is unauthorized no matter what
:%%
:<xxxxxxxxxx> raul654, did you have a goatee for half of wikimania?
:* Slowking_Man read that as "have a goatse"
:* Slowking_Man needs to get out more
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> So my brother just walked in here to show me the two new pairs of
 underpants he bought.
:<Mark_Ryan> Vague_Rant, what brand were they?
:<Vague_Rant> I think Rio, but I was kind if in shock, so I'm not sure.
:<Vague_Rant> I just stared at him until he walked away.
:<Mark_Ryan> how did that make you feel?
:<Vague_Rant> ...?
:<Mark_Ryan> It made you feel confused?
:<Vague_Rant> No, you did.
:%%
:<yurikbot> brion, what would you say if henna and i tried to rewrite
  special:login?
:<brion> yurikbot: i would say i love you both and want to have your little bot
  babies
:<yurikbot> henna, we are in:)
:%%
:<Kipcool> Whellotukaze.
:<Wytukaze> Kheypcool.
:%%
:<Michaelas10> Feel free to vandalise User:Michaelas10
:<Michaelas10> I just don't care
:<CXI> throw yo' userpage in the air
:<Michaelas10> ?
:<CXI> and wave it like yo' just don't care
:<sean_black> word
:<Michaelas10> What word?
:%%
:<TimStarling> globals are magical structures, like little winged monkeys that
fly your data from wherever it is generated to wherever it is needed
:%%
::<presroi> every time you use the 4letter-word on wikipedia, god kills a kitten
:<shimgray> what, "wiki"?
::<presroi> there goes another kitten
:<shimgray> oh noes
:%%
:<name removed> mediawiki is the biggest piece of shit
:<hyla> are you being forced to use it?
:<name removed> yes
:<RedACE> at gun point?
:<name removed> yes
:<RedACE> I have your ip
:<RedACE> I will call the police and save you
:%%
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:<Shanel>:D
:<Jarih>:D
:<Werdna>:D
:<MessedRocker>:D
:<Mike_H>:D
:<nncruft> delete
:<Werdna> alright, that is so [m:Bash]ed
:%%
:<Golbez> i found it amusing that we have our first major hispanic hurricane
:<Golbez> well
:<Golbez> it's just a tropical storm right now
:<Golbez> but katrina was a tropical storm once too !
:<morwen> what a country is america! even mexicans can become hurricanes!
:<Golbez> yes, i trotted out an old classic cuz that was a great line.
:<Golbez> but before it can do any work, ernesto has to fight his way north.
:<Golbez> and the people up north? they don't like ernesto.
:<Golbez> they don't want ernesto. they want ernesto to go home.
:<Golbez> because ernesto will destroy many roofs, and then we'll want all that
cheap mexican labor!
:%%
:< neo0983> unix/linux updates usually dont require a reboot
:< neo0983> for whatever reason osx demands one after any update
:< shadow42> neo0983: Except kernel upgrades
:< neo0983> yes
:< mavhc> it's easier to tell the user to reboot than to bother restarting all
the processes that need it
:< OrbitOne> Neo: You can also skip the updates if you have a stable system
:< neo0983> they are automatic
:< neo0983> we have tried turning them off
:< OrbitOne> turn them off
:< neo0983> they still happen
:< OrbitOne> Then you didnt turn them off
:%%
:<szyslak> an anon on [Talk:Snakes on a Plane] said "I've had it with these
motherfucking edit wars on this motherfucking encyclopedia"
:%%
:* TehKewl1 want's a partner in life, but needs to find something in common,
preferably not gender:P
:%%
:<ShakespeareFan00> What's the next big milestone?
:<Werdna> sex in space:D
:<shadow42> Hahahaha
:<ShakespeareFan00> (In terms of Wikipedia milestones !)
:<shadow42> I'll bet it'll be done before 2030
:<shadow42> Wikipedian sex in space
:<ShakespeareFan00> Shadow42: Define 'space'
:<shadow42> Outer space, what else?
:<shadow42> Mainspace?
:<shadow42> "Oh yeah, edit me all night long..."
:<Werdna> shadow42, projectspace
:%%
( Splarka ) $ start fire
( Splarka ) no matches found
( Duesentrieb ) heh
:%%
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:<Chairboy> I guess all roads do not, in fact, lead to Tony.
:<Kylu> nah, they all lead to SPUI
:%%
:* LeBron tells a GFDL story to Shanel.
:<Shanel> ooh, story!
:* Shanel sits on the carpet
:<LeBron> Once upon a time there was a not-so-tall-and-a-bit-chubby prince 
called jimbo.
:<LeBron> Nahh, you know that one already.
:<Shanel> But I like that story:(
:<LeBron> Ok so let's start when the hero fights the Sanger hydra on /.
:<Shanel> yaay!
:<LeBron> Many fights were fought on the /. field.
:<LeBron> Few emerged unscathed from there.
:<LeBron> Even the bravest suffered defeat on /.
:* Shanel is wide-eyed O_O
:<LeBron> Yet when the Hydra Sanger came to attack, our noble hero did not wince.
:<LeBron> He took his qwerty-keyboard and went.
:<LeBron> The fight was gruesome, the hero suffered infamous attacks.
:<LeBron> At one point people sought he was about to collapse under the fearsome 
rants of the Hydra.
:<LeBron> Yet behind him, an army of faithful knew he wasn't about to fail.
:<LeBron> And he recalled that support and fought harder, and harder.
:<Shanel> And what happened next? O_O
:<LeBron> He called for the help of the Great Wikimedian Community.
:<LeBron> Err Fellowship even,
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:<LeBron> That name was seldom called and it's power was renowned thru 
time and cyberspace.
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joined #wikimedia
:<LeBron> With the Fellowship standing by his side, the gentle not-so-tall hero 
defeated the Hydra and its army of trolls.
:<LeBron> Victory was at hands.
:<Shanel> yaay!
:* guillom wants another story
:<LeBron> With one sole stroke of keyboard, J. was the Victor.
:<LeBron> And the knowledge will be freed from Hydra.
:<LeBron> It lacks music.
:%%
:<davidstrauss> Getting stalked is like having your userpage on someone's 
real-life watchlist:-)
:%%
:<lokkor> I said i wanted to see the pics of tht chick who uploaded pics of 
herself naked
:<lokkor> even though nudity is part of human life
:<lokkor> totally natural i say
:<geniice> err that wasn't a chick
:%%
:<Nilfanion> what happen?
:<RattleMan> Someone set us up the tropical cyclone
:<Nilfanion> main NHC turn on:P
:<RattleMan> It's you !!
:<Nilfanion> How are you Avila!!
:<Nilfanion> All your tropical cyclone are belong to us
:<Nilfanion> You are on the way to retirement
:<RattleMan> What you say !!
:<Nilfanion> You have no chance to survive make your forecast
:<Nilfanion> HAHAHAHA
:<RattleMan>::<Titoxd> Captain !!
:<RattleMan> Take off every Hurricane Hunter !!
:<RattleMan> You know what you doing
:<RattleMan> Move 'Hurricane Hunter'
:<RattleMan> FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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:< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Search Help: and Manual: namespaces on mediawiki.org by -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=7229
:< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Add new variable NAMESPACEE for encoded namespace (like -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3831
:< wikibugs> (modified) Diff from an oldid to the current version -
 http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=6873
:< wikibugs> (modified) BiDi issues related to the "In other language" section -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3953
:< wikibugs> (modified) MediaWiki allows characters in the U+0080 to U+009F range
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Double character support in category pages -
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Full history export on pl.wikipedia doesn't work with -
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Provide a special page for external links -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4051
-!- wikibugs [n=[email protected]] has quit [Excess Flood]
:%%
:* Hellfire1010101 convined boss to buy him dual monitors months ago...
:<Hellfire1010101> convinced*
:<CableModem> DUAL MONITORS!
:<CableModem> LOL
:<CableModem> one boob on each screen?
:%%
:<Dcoetzee> CableModem95: Why not do a quick format?
:<CableModem95> necause its new
:<frostburn> lol.
:<CableModem95> and I want to make sure its nice n clean
:<CableModem95>:)
:<Dcoetzee> ...
:<frostburn> ...
:<CableModem95> ...
:<quabuaack> ...
:<keitei> ...
:<CableModem95> thats m:bashed.
:%%
:<WRYYYYYYYYmann> Sometimes the internet touches me in ways that make me feel
uncomfortable.
:%%
:* Flood_of_SYNs__ has joined #wikipedia
:* Raul654 is now known as Flood_Of_SYNACKS
:<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> Flood_Of_SYNs - NOW WE END THIS
:<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE
:<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> (queue the mortal combat theme)
:<Flood_of_SYNs__> >.>
:<Flood_Of_SYNACKS>::<.:<
:%%
:<Eloquence> then again .. gay midget porn rulez!
:%%
:<Evil_Monkey> Wikipedia goes down more often than Jenna Jameson:-P
:%%
:<Werdna> When all is said and done on Wikipedia, a hell of a lot more is said
than done.
:%%
:<xxxxxxxx> eep
:<Werdna> meep
:<jasabella> beep
:<NotACow> fweep
:<jasabella> jeep
:<jasabella> weep
:<Ali_K> queep
:<jasabella> bleep
:<Dcoetzee> peep
:<JapaneseModem> geep
:<Dcoetzee> heap
:<Zero1328> keep
:<Werdna> '''Delete''' nn cruft 
:%%
:* JapaneseModem is watching the matrix
:* Shadow42 OWNS the matrix
:* Lr5 is playing RuneScape
:* TonySt has a life
:%%
:<chowbok> What's an "almost monopoly"? Is that like "slightly pregnant"?
:%%
:<jasabella> i wish i had my camera today
:<jasabella> i saw two pigeons mating!
:%%
:* jasabella gives deepshuck a backrub using her toilet brush
:<Vague_Rant> Toilet brushes are like the most disgusting thing out.
:<Vague_Rant> I would sooner hang out with used condoms and douche bags.
:<Vague_Rant> I tried a flavored condom one time.
:<Vague_Rant> But like ... they must have left the flavor out or something.
:<Vague_Rant> Because it tasted like rubber.
:<Slowking_Man> It was rubber flavored.
:<Vague_Rant> The weird thing is, it had a dam to go with it.
:<Vague_Rant> And the dam didn't have any flavor either.
:<Slowking_Man> So, were you just, like, trying this on yourself, or what?
:<Vague_Rant> I didn't ... I can't ...
:<Vague_Rant> [Autofellatio]
:<jasabella> "i can't" means "i've tried but have yet to succeed...
if i could i would"
:%%
:<deepshuck> see also: Hillary Clinton
:<Kazan> yeah.. hillary is right-of-center and can go to hell
:<Vague_Rant> Hillary is a fucking bitch, everyone I know is like,
 "I hope Hillary gets in."
:<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "I hope I get in ... your mom."
:%%
from #wikimedia-commons:
( Nilfanion ) {PD-Magic}: This image is ineligible for copyright and
therefore is in the public domain, because it consists entirely of information
created by magic.
( Nilfanion ):)
( bastique ) Hurrah!
( bastique ) We should create that template.
:%%
:<ElNino^> Why the fuck is Bambi a male in the cartoon but a female in porno?
:%%
:<[a]freebsd_fan> goes to prove cia owns freenode too
:<[a]freebsd_fan>:P
:<[a]freebsd_fan> super lamers
:* [a]freebsd_fan vanished
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( k)
[a]freebsd_fan (n=[email protected]) has joined #wikipedia
:<Golbez> i swear i type /kb
:<OskarS> SushiGeek: many undercover agents in #wikipedia, is it?
:<OskarS>:P
:<Golbez> oh well i'll get it right next time
:<sean_black> The CIA owns FreeNode because we don't think everyone on the
planet shares the same opinion...
:<Naconkantari> omg do a channel clear
:<SushiGeek> OskarS: yes definitely
-:-- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ambi2
-:-- Golbez removes channel operator status from [a]freebsd_fan
-:-- Golbez sets ban on *!*n*ebola@*.giuri.unige.it
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( if the cia owns freenode
then zomg YOU ARE ON OUR LIST YOUNG MAN)
:%%
:<MessedRocker> Eloquence and Mindspillage could have a merger.
:<MessedRocker> Erikat Walsher.
:<Eloquence> I think Gmaxwell would object to that:)
:<mindspillage> MessedRocker, I'm afraid Greg might object.:-)
:<mindspillage> Damn, it's happening already.
:%%
:* DB is now known as Wikipedia
:* Wikipedia is a joke
:<Wikipedia> wtf
:<Wikipedia> wait
:<Wikipedia> that didnt work
:<Wikipedia> omg, you cant have: in your nickname
:<Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable::<:-- joke*
:<Wikipedia> that's what I *meant:* to have said...
:%%
:* [Croesus] listens to the mic implanted in Sean's womb
:<sean_black> my womb is pumping yo
:%%
:<DanielB> wow, John Howard has been the member for Bennelong since 1974
:<jasabella> Benn-e-long time eh?
:%%
:<BalthCat> Now the tart's was trying to sit on my mouse
:%%
:<Warm_fuzzies> I for one welcome our new sexually transmitted overlords
:%%
:<nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ
:<nenolod_> ;p
:<nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES
:<Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot
:<Werdna> lolz
:<CableModem> wtf?
:<Werdna>::<nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut.
(#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net)
:<twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding
shape
:<Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow.
:<nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p
:<CableModem> LOL
:<CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol!
:<Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell.
:<Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it.
:<Dcoetzee> It just ignores them.
:* Werdna giggles
:<Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time.
:<CableModem> haha.
:<bumm13>:#
:<Ssha> CableModem: What?
:<Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity!
:<CableModem> huh?
:<CableModem> yeah
:<Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.
:%%
:<Gwern> when I was working on Helpdesk-l, we literally got emails telling us
  that we accidentally left our articles publicly editable.
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> Does anyone else giggle when they read the phrase "organ swells".
:<Vague_Rant> With regards to music.
:%%
:<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support
  program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer
:%%
:<domas> our alexa traffic rank today is #12
:<domas> we've never been there
:<Submarine> domas, Is that why the servers are overloaded? !-=
:<domas> no
:<domas> servers are overloaded because we run crappy software on them
:<domas> users are served from alien base in mars
:<domas> using faster-than-light communications
:<domas> with earth base in lithuania
:%%
:* Mike42 is down to 60 *meg:* free, should probably delete some pr0n
:<Naconkantari> Mike42: nah, there's probably some junk in the WINDOWS folder
that is OK to delete
:* Mike42 opens it up
:<Slowking_Man> lol windoze
:<Mike42> what does kernel32.dll do, is it important?:P
:<kylu> nah, delete it
:<Cyraq> Mike42: THAT'S A VIRUS!
:<Naconkantari> Mike42: i think it makes popcorn
:<kylu> (and with these kinds of responses, mike realizes that it is, yes,
  an important file.)
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> I hate myspace.
:<Vague_Rant> I am nauseated by it.
:<Vague_Rant> I have some dumb bitch telling me to read hers.
:<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "Fuck off, your friends are ugly."
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> I was Barney one time.
:<Vague_Rant> Then I killed myself.
:<Vague_Rant> I was reincarnated as the Bear in the Big Blue House.
:<Vague_Rant> Did you know he's Jewish?
:<Vague_Rant> I was so pissed at my bad luck that I did wtc.
:%%
:<Phroziac> omfg, my mom is such a snoop
:<Phroziac> she thinks i want to be a shemale
:<Phroziac> because i'm listed as one on....i assume she looked at encyclopedia dramatica
:<Phroziac> i didn't fucking put it there
:%%
:<SuisuiInai> happy mediawiki1.8
:<Linuxbeak> \o/
:<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
:<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
:<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to wikimedia
:<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
:<Datrio> ...
:<Datrio> wait, what do you mean, mediawiki1.8?
:<Datrio> I installed 1.7 yesterday
:<Datrio> 1.8.0  2006-10-10
:<Datrio> ok
:<Datrio> I'm pissed
:<Linuxbeak> owned.
:%%
:<Slowking_Man> Linuxbeak did WTC
:<Naconkantari> omg not linxubeak!
:<Dragonfly6-7> don't be ridiculous.
:<Dragonfly6-7> Linuxbeak attacked the Pentagon.
:<bastique|busy> Linuxbeak did Oklahoma City
:<Nilfanion> Linuxbeak did the Reichstag?
*time passes*
:<bastique|busy> Who was asking about Pilotguy?
:<bastique|busy> Well, now we know it wasn't him
:<Dragonfly6-7> who was it, then?
:<bastique|busy> Still could have been Linuxbeak
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> I smoked salmon one time.
:<Vague_Rant> I was out of it for days.
:%%
:<JesseW> Slowking_Man: btw, *you:* are the first entry in [Special:Log],
you know.
:<sean_black> I was the first entry in your mom.
:%%
:<Anthere> hello
:<timichal> any news from the cabal, Ant?
:<Improv> timichal: Anthere's Cabalmodem is offline
:<brion> doesn't she have boardband?
:%%
:<DavidGerard> personally, I agree with everything DavidGerard says and think you
  should all stfu.
:<DavidGerard> we can vote on it.
:<DavidGerard> I agree too.
:%%
:<ViciousGuy> Do any of you know of someone who was in a 7-11 when it was robbed?
:<deepshuck> or a 9-11 when it was WTCed
:%%
:<SushiGeek> the Cardinals are capable of choking, trust me
over an hour later...
:<SushiGeek> ...23-24. told ya so
:%%
:<Lunaway> You know you've got too many tabs open when you manage to
 edit-conflict yourself.
:%%
:<Slowking_Man> I have had dreams about editing Wikipedia, though, so take that
as you may.
:<Zero1328> I've had one dream about editing Wikipedia, and it was pretty scary
:<Zero1328> Every time I made an edit I got an edit conflict. I couldn't make any
  changes at all
:%%
:<Shadow42> bastique: They're raping my sprinklers!
:%%
:<Snurks> holy god they're making a The Little Mermaid III
:<MessedRawker> featuring a dead horse as a new co-star right?
:%%
:<A_Man_In_Black> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
:%%
:<WIKIDEFCON> It's like Nirvana, but butter
:<WIKIDEFCON> better, even:)(
:%%
:<AppleBoy> ok, I need to make an argument, english class essay. it can be
  about health/nutrition, media violence and responsibility, or
  marriage and divorce
:<AppleBoy> it can be anything about them
:<CableModem> gay maarriage
:<AppleBoy> now, I want to make the most obsurd claim ever in my essay
:<AppleBoy> what should my claim be?
:<Gwern> gayness is infectious
:<sean_black> gay miscarriage?
:<CableModem> gay marrage is good?
:<Gwern> if kids see people being gay, they will imitate them
:<AppleBoy> besides gay/lesbian marriage
:<Slowking_Man> Well, we know what this channel thinks about
:%%
(CableModem): o_o
(CableModem): evulva.com?
(keitei): e-vulva
(keitei): asdfsfafdfjdskjg
(CableModem): o_O
(keitei): curse you CableModem
(CableModem): what?
(CableModem): What did I do? O-:)
(sean_black): It's catchier
(keitei): bad things
:* CableModem polishes his halo.
(Gwern): CableModem: curse your sudden but inevitable slapping and 
betrayal of myself!
(CableModem): yay!
(sean_black): I mean.. who would visit "Electronic Female 
Genitalia.com" ?
(keitei): adksfjsjdfhsdkf
(CableModem): lol
(Gwern): Hmm...
(Gwern): sounds promising.
(CableModem): asdfjk;k;lkasfj;slkdjf;sdkljf
:* keitei [home row]s in disgust
(Gwern): CableModem: your ideas intrigue me. Tell me more.
(CableModem): sadf, ;kl;lkkjjj!!
:* sean_black subscribes to Gwern's newsletter
(Gwern): CableModem: but have you considered wtwttatwdianodcaisn9?
(CableModem): lkj?
(Gwern): bty
(CableModem): ljkashweru, zzxcfghawd, wqej.
(Ryulong): eeek skkkk'k eeesqueek?
(Gwern): ah, but wertasdassdcdppii``kj`~ddfdbnnandpoiul & ^^$%
(CableModem): jjjjjjja mmmmmqqq!!! D::<
(keitei): ijasudh sj serw ojsdfuhus erwjsdf sduierwe shdfhuer
keitei): o_o
(CableModem): lksd!
(Gwern): dang. askjbhcsdlvkn [opj][]]} just doesn't work. I concede, 
CableModem
:%%
:<TehKewl1> then you'll have a reason to come to australia CableModem
:<CableModem> dandedong!
:<TehKewl1> mount dandenong?
:<CableModem> dandedong!
:<Mike42> nono, *mount:* damndenong
:<Mike42> Dandenong is completely different
:<CableModem> damn de dong>
:<Mike42> ..like 40km away and full of vandals and druggos
:<CableModem> LOL
:<CableModem> i wanna go there
:<Mike42> *Dandenong
:<CableModem> dandedong!
:<Mike42> Willy on Wheels prolly lives in Dande{n|d}ong
:<CableModem> lolol
:<Slowking_Man> lol dongs
:<TehKewl1> lol dongs did wtc
:<TehKewl1> dongs with wings and jet engines attached
:<Mike42> Dongs with wings?!!/
:<TehKewl1> this doesnt look good
:<Mike42> more like dongs on wheels!
:<CableModem> dongs on wheels
:<TehKewl1> dongs on wheels did wtc
:* Mike42 still thinks WoW lives in dandednong, it shows
:%%
:<TehKewl1> omgwtfbbqlolaslsendpixd00dipwntj00andj00arenolonger1337lolroflmaopwntpwnt
:<TehKewl1> I mean.... hi
:%%
from #wikipedia-en-admins
:<ninjapancake>::<-Name removed-> is the sockpuppet of a user who is a laywer 
 that he uses to add tidbits about sex to wikipedia.
:<ninjapancake> like an article about anal beads.
:<sean_black> yes
=-= Dragonfly6-7 has changed the topic to “Don't copy logs. It's not nice, 
 and people will take two aspirin and call you in the morning| There are too 
 many fair-use images on Wikipedia. Please help out at [CAT:ORFU] , 
 [CAT:NR], [CAT:NL], [CAT:NS] and [CAT:CRUFT]. | Help develop [m:IRC 
 guidelines] | Default IP block behavior changing: http://tinyurl.com/yb6536 
 | Anyone from Toronto (Canada) - contact Tawker pls”
:<bastique> Dragonfly6-7: oy
:<Dragonfly6-7> thank you, thank you
:<bastique> And what's going on with Tawker? Is he in jail in Toronto?
:<sean_black> he needs bail money
:<sean_black> pay him in anal beads
:<bastique> sean_black: Don't make me laugh out loud at work
:<AdamBishop> I am from Toronto
:<bastique> AdamBishop: Would you bail Tawker out of jail?
:<AdamBishop> how can I contact Tawker, he's not here
:<AdamBishop> sure I guess
:* FailureFox buys back manhatten
:<bastique> Anyone from Toronto (Canada {not Alabama}) - contact Tawker pls
:<FailureFox> with ANAL BEADS
:<pgk> Phone around the local police stations
:<Dragonfly6-7> contact Tawker with anal beads?
:<sean_black> telephonic anus
:<bastique> He got arrested for trying to pay a hotel bill in anal beads
:<sean_black> reminds me of Get Smart
:<sean_black> only if it was porn
:<Dragonfly6-7> Agent 69
:* sean_black calls up Hymie on the dildophone
:%%
:* Some editor creates a bunch of [Codename: Kids Next Door] stubs *
:<Slowking_Man> Anyone know where he's copying those from?
:<Ryulong> oh jesus christ
:<Ryulong> IT'S K.N.D. C.R.U.F.T.
:<Ryulong> Craploads of Really Useless Factoids T...something
:%%
:* Hint: look at the timestamps *
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has left #wikipedia
 ["/me has been on irc too long"]
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has joined #wikipedia
:%%
:<wmarsh> Heh, I apparently violated the established protocol for editting a
page, established by editors of that page. The thing is, the page is
in my own userspace.
:%%
:<Ryulong> why are we talking about gay cultural complexes?
:<sean_black> Because #wikipedia touches itself at night.
:%%
:<Mike42> Mark_Ryan: Deon has AV, he's a #wikipedia-bootcamp op
:<Mark_Ryan> Mike42: is AV a type of STD?
:%%
:<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
:%%
:<publunch> Soak the flag in petrol and then stick it in a bottle, ignite, and
  throw it at policemen.  Perhaps that should be banned.  But then
  maybe that is banned already.
:<publunch> I guess the problem is that fire and crowds aren't an easy combination.
:<Luna-San> I think even the most policy-wonkish police will ascribe to WP:IAR,
  once you're using incendiary weapons.
:<Phroziac> Luna-San: i bet a few wikipedians wouldn't if they were police
:<Phroziac> "omfg that's not illegal"
:<Phroziac> "omfg they're just being bold"
:<Luna-San> That's true. "I mean, really, John, there's nothing in WP:SHOOT
  about this sort of situation."
:<Luna-San> WikiProject Oh shit they're throwing molotov cocktails ooooh god it
  burns put it out put it out aaaaaargh
:%%
:<CoolFox> i wanna ban stupid people. from doing stupid things.
:<wmarsh> if you banned stupid people from doing stupid things, 99% of the
internet would be impossible
:<Luna-San> Wait, but isn't the internet *powered:* by stupid people?
:<CableModem> yeah, pretty much.
:<Luna-San> I heard a rumor that Wikipedia's server farm is powered by setting a
  bunch of kids up with giant hampster wheels and telling them their
  garage band's article is up for AfD.
:%%
[21:15:56] :* CableModem straps Luna-San to sevral estes rockets.
[21:16:06] (CableModem): 3! 2! 1! FOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!
[21:17:48] **:* Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) Quit 
  (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
[21:18:16] **:* Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) has joined #wikipedia
[21:20:55] :* Luna-San stabs CableModem
[21:21:12] (Luna-San): ur testes rkts blew me off teh srvr::<
[21:22:38] (CableModem): Luna-San: Hahahaha
[21:22:42] (Luna-San)::)
[21:22:42] (CableModem): A troll edit to see whether or not "they" find out.
:%%
:<Gwern_> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&
user=Jimbo+Wales&page=::<-:-- whoa! what's Jimbo been up to?
:<Slowking_Man> Gwern_: He's gone rouge!
:<Zscout370> Slowking_Man: ah, he deleted a lot of articles about persons who
might have allifiations with the mafia
:<Gwern_> Zscout370: ah. mob pressure
:<Gwern_> say no
:<Gwern_> "It would be a terrible thing if youse servers got roughed up and
their cords plugged out"
:<Gwern_> "you don't want we should resort to less civilized measures"
:%%
:<centrx> it's because we need more specific language, like penis-human and
vagina-human and masculine-human and feminine-human
:<justlee> Not really. Penis human indeed, though i have known quite a few people
 who were dicks.
:<MessedRocker> to distinguish people who are socially male/female and who are
physiologically male/female
:<sean_black> you aren't thinking of this in the context of Wikipedia. To do that,
 you only need to answer one question: Can Pokemon get sex changes?
:%%
:<Alkivar> i'm finally done watching bleach
:<Alkivar> it took me 5 days ... but i've finally watched 103 episodes!
:<kylu> an anime about laundary? man, how lame
:<kylu> next you'll tell me there's a series about Air.
:%%
:<Dragonfly6-7> Slowking_Man - what exactly is Krystiandl trying to say?
:<Slowking_Man> Beats me.
:<Luna-San> I can't figure it, either.
:<Luna-San> I'm tempted to just decline with "Not a reason for unblocking."
:<Dragonfly6-7> or possibly "huh?"
:<Pilotguy> or better yet, "go away"
:<sean_black> what he's trying to say is that admins are educated stupid
:<sean_black> because they deny the god truth of cubic time
:<Slowking_Man> dammnable academic singularity
:<Dragonfly6-7> EDUCATED STUPID
:%%
:<crazytales56297> :* Received a CTCP HELLO PLEASE DIE from vxpx
:<crazytales56297> >vxpx:< CTCP NO I DO NOT INTEND TO, THANK YOU
:%%
:<TehKewl1> and how do the XChat team get away with violating the GPL?
:<Mike42>TehKewl1: They do, only because nobody has the monet to sue them
  over it, and because if anyone sued and lost it would be the end
  of the GPL. Period. == bad
:<kylu> Mike42: no monet because they're baroque, right?
:%%
(CableModem): heheheheheheheheheh.
(Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(Andy123):::<CableModem> (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123):::<CableModem> (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(sean_black): shut up, both of you
:%%
:<CableModem> how do I create a username with that character?
:<gurch> CableModem: I don't want you to try.
:<CableModem> just enter in %EF%A3%BF?
:<gurch> no
:<CableModem> gurch: i'm gonna test it
:<gurch> that wouldn't work
:<CableModem> it wouldnt?
:<gurch> that's just how it's encoded in the url
:<gurch> since urls are restricted to ascii
:<CableModem> damn. how the fck do I make it with the chunk?
:<gurch> CableModem: I'm not going to tell you. WP:BEANS.
:<Ssha> CableModem: Just ask her. Usually fat girls are keen for self esteem
 boosts.
:<Andy123> CableModem, no fscking
:%%
:* CableModem is watching bleach
:* Slowking_Man is watching ammonia
:%%
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Cowman109|Away" by ChanServ
:< Mike42> pong
:< gurch> nonono
:< CableModem> ;ping
:@$ ;ping $@
:< sean_black> OMG THE BOT IS A CRAPFLOODER
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:< gurch> you're supposed to say "ping" not "lol"
:< gurch> ;ping
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:<@Cowman109|Away> ...
:< gurch> ;pong
:< sean_black> ;pig
:< Linuxbeak> ;ping
:< Zscout370> misses
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:< quabuaack> ;bing
:<@Cowman109|Away> The opness is supposed to scare you guys.
:@$ ;ping... $@
:< Linuxbeak> ;ping
:< CableModem> ;ping
:< Shadow42> WTF?
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:< gurch> hahah
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:< Linuxbeak> ;ping
:< AntiSpamBot> pong
:< Mike42> >:D
:< gurch> "pig" ?
:<@Cowman109|Away> And make you think I'm about to kick you.
:@$ ping...? $@
:< Mike42> quit it!
:< gurch> PANG!
:< quabuaack> bong
:< bumm13> ^(")^
>> SignOff: dungodung ("Quit user this has!") [#wikipedia]
:< Linuxbeak> lmao
:< Shadow42> WHAT THE FSCK IS GOING ON?
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Zscout370" by ChanServ
:< gurch> pung
:<@Zscout370> I can op too >.:<
>> L3HB00TY is now known as _NoodlePowa
:< gurch> ;ping
>> Kick for gurch by Cowman109|Away from #Wikipedia (pong)
:@$ Cowman|Away has quit irc (Killed by::<rogue staffer>(;ping!)) $@
:%%
:<Slowking_Man> So, someone feel like move protecting my Talk page?
:* Tawker 's new admin policy
:* Tawker doesn't do any admin actions unless a link is provided
:<Slowking_Man> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect:>
:<karynn> Slowking_Man: why would you want your talk page protected?  don't
you want people to talk to you?
:<Luna-San> move protected
:<Slowking_Man> Yes, I've decided I'm tired of explaining myself to people.:p
:<centrx> but the secret is
:<centrx> if you provide a link, Tawker will do /anything/
:<Tawker> LOL
:<centrx> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&action=delete
:<Tawker> wait a second
:<Tawker> I'm not doing that
:<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last)  21:54, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m
(Protected User talk:Slowking Man [move=autoconfirmed])::<
:* Tawker full protected it
:<centrx> wait I think something is broken with Tawker
:<Slowking_Man> I wanted sysop:p
:<Slowking_Man> And yeah, you overrode Tawker
:* Tawker wheel wars w/ Betacommand over this:)
:<Betacommand> fixed
:<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last)  21:55, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m (Protected User talk:Slowking Man
[edit=sysop:move=sysop])
:<Slowking_Man> ummmmm
:<Tawker> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect LOL
:<Tawker>:* 05:55, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
 protected User talk:Slowking Man ([edit=sysop:move=sysop])
:<Tawker>:* 05:55, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
 protected User talk:Slowking Man (fix.... [move=sysop])
:<Tawker>:* 05:54, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
 protected User talk:Slowking Man ([move=autoconfirmed])
:<Tawker>:* 05:54, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
 protected User talk:Slowking Man
 (obvious move protect... [move=sysop])
:<Slowking_Man> Yeah, um, Betacommand, you edit protected it
:<Betacommand> make your mind up:)
:* Slowking_Man calls Jimbo in to stop the developing wheel war:p
:<Naconkantari> how many sysops does it take to move-protect a page?
:<Naconkantari> three!
:* Tawker issued another command again..........
:<Tawker> lol
:<Slowking_Man> Well, that took way more effort than it should have.
:%%
:<J_Di> how long is hussein staying on the main page?
:<sean_black> long enough for some to create an article on the
 rope they're going to use to hang him with
:%%
14:25::<baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)
:%%
:* TehKewl1 is 17
:<TehKewl1> I am teh old and teh responsiblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:%%
:<Luna-San> I've just run into a gang logo that is now officially available
  under the terms of the GFDL.
:<Luna-San> ...they don't seem very thuggish anymore
:%%
:<gurch> oh
:<gurch> we have channel activity again
:<gurch> finally:)
:<Slowking_Man> we get signal
:<uuf> main gurch turn on
:<gurch> what happen?
:<eww> somebody set us up the cabal
:<uuf> you have no chance to Pathoschild make your time
:<eww> what you say?!
:* uuf notes that all your Pathoschild are belong to me
:<Pathoschild> You know what you doing.
:<eww> Take off every "ahem"
:<gurch> for great justice.
:%%
:<kaiti> i went to read about chatzilla bugs
:<kaiti> and firefox crashed
:%%
GerardM> I do not want to know the number of edits that I have in total ..
:<NiklasNordblad> GerardM: why not?
:<GerardM> Sometimes I suppose I have a life as well:)
:<GerardM> and when you add all those edits it may prove to be a bit much
:<NiklasNordblad> editing is life:D
GerardM> well then I have a life
:%%
( Werdnum ) [22:19]::<CIA-1> werdna :* r17609 /trunk/phase3/
(includes/Article.php languages/messages/MessagesEn.php): Bloody hell, not another pretend
feature]
( Werdnum ) [22:18]::<CIA-1> werdna :* r17608 /trunk/phase3/RELEASE-NOTES: :* Add auto-summaries to
blankings and large removals without summaries.
( Werdnum ) no:-)
( twincest ) someone's trying to sound like Rob
( Werdnum ) what?
( brion ) whee
( Werdnum ) I'm from Australia
( Werdnum ) we use 'bloody hell' here, too.
( timichal ) everyone wants to be like Rob
( twincest ) yes, but most people don't use it like that in a commit message:)
( DarkoNeko ) haha
( Werdnum ) twincest: when you forget to include the actual patch in a commit twice in a day, it's
fairly likely that the odd 'bloody hell' may appear in the subsequent ones.
( brion ):D
:%%
:<Netsnipe> database locked
:<sean_black> so is your mom
:<Netsnipe> unlocked
:<sean_black> ... so is your mom:o
:<Netsnipe> sean_black: at least my mum isn't an open door like yours.
:<sean_black> OWNED
:%%
:<Netsnipe>12:36, October 21, 2006 Can't sleep, clown will eat me (Talk | contribs |
 block) blocked "67.115.220.195 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 
 8.625 fortnights (repeated vandalism for several days - AO)
:<sean_black> haha fortnights
:* Netsnipeis never ceased to be amazed by CSCWEM's random block durations
:<Netsnipe>on MediaWiki, is one month 30 or 31 days?
:<sean_black> 28! Go February!
:<Bastique|busy> Netsnipe: They're not random:)
:<gurch>fortnights?
:<gurch>lol
... time passes ...
:<iD_J>You have been temporarily blocked::</wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy> 
 from editing for a period of Colour because of repeated vandalism to Wikipedia.
:<Bastique|busy> o_O
:<gurch>wha?
:<gurch>it had better not say that
:<iD_J>i messed up the warning...
:<gurch>zomg
:<Bastique|busy> iD_J: HAH
:<gurch>lol
:<gurch>how did "Colour" get in there?
:<Bastique|busy> How many fortnights is a Colour?
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> "It has been speculated by the art on Vinson Ngo's deviantART
 account[2] that there will be other characters and cameos in
 future strips."
:<Vague_Rant> Gee. How exciting.
:<Vague_Rant> What a piece of shit.
:<wizardrydragon> Vanity pages ftw
:<Vague_Rant> Although, I am impressed that his art has apparently gained
 sentience.
:<Vague_Rant> Better than can be said for the artist himself.
:<Vague_Rant> Or whoever wrote this article.
:%%
cimon> seriously though, feeding reindeer shrooms and drinking the piss was an
  excellent way to regularize the intake of a drug that was widely
  variable in the natural substrate...
:%%
:<gurch> 06:46, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
  unprotected Anal sex
:<gurch> yeah... you might wanna get some tests done
:<gurch> for that matter
:<gurch> 06:02, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
  unprotected Fuck
:<gurch> you may have caught something from that, as well
:<Glen_S> unprotected anal sex???
:<centrx> "feels better"
:* gurch imagines the next entry in the deletion log
:<gurch> Centrx (Talk | contribs | block) unprotected Anal sex
  (and I enjoyed it!)
:%%
:<Gurch> 13:47, 17 November 2006 Misza13 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked
  "The Glen S username blocking championchips (contribs)"
with an expiry time of indefinite  ({UsernameBlocked|.})
:<Gurch> I guess that means you win?:P
:<Misza13> probably
:%%
:<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
 to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
 to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
:<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam:o
:<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
:<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
:<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
 but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it more
:<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people
 might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks
 like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card
 number...
:<Gracenotes> To: Bob SomethingFrom: The Wikimedia Foundations
 Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently
 been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would
 appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity.
 Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this
 fancy email. Thank you.  -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
:<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundation
  WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP
  IMMEDIATELY :-- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
:<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
:<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation.
MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service,
the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an
account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be
stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.
:%%
:<SushiGeek> Dmcsleep needs to have a lanyard that he can wear around his neck
that beeps loudly when somebody needs a checkuser
:<SushiGeek> so when he's sleeping somebody can go "BEEP BEEP CHECKUSER"
:%%
:* RedMenace has joined #wikimedia-ops
:<RedMenace> now what was that for
:<NK_Away> :* RedMenace is a troll
:<RedMenace> ?1
:<RedMenace> i havnt trolled in like 12 minutes
:%%
:<Werdnum> if (nickj.nationality == "au") { nickj.print("Yes"); } else {
 nickj.print("No"); }
:<nickj> "yes" and "no" - dual Aus / Uk (born Edinburgh)
:<Werdnum> nickj: I'm pretty sure that's a non-standard parser ;)
:<nickj> hey, I deliberately try and put down answers that I know will confuse
 the system when filling in forms, so why should this be any different? ;-)
:<Werdnum> nickj: SQL injection on the census?
:<Werdnum> Name: Andrew'; DROP TABLE person;---
:%%
:<Coredesat> actually, wait
:<Coredesat> Restore it
:<Coredesat> Needs to be taken back to MFD:/
:<Coredesat> That MFD closed without consensus
:<bastique> wonk
:<bastique> wonk
:<SushiGeek> wonk
:<NullC> no wonking in public please.
:<Slowking_Man> Wonking a process is illegal in 37 U.S. states and the
District of Columbia
:<centrx> Process wonkery is a federal offense
:<SushiGeek> it's not illegal in Wisconsin though
:<SushiGeek> or Florida
:<SushiGeek> so me and Bastique can legally wonk
:<sean_black> not together
:<SushiGeek> LOL not together
:<NullC> FS 57.105 makes it illegial in florida.
:<NullC> So bastique better not wonk..
:<SushiGeek> then 38 states
:<SushiGeek> what if bastique moves to Georgia (where it is legal)
:<centrx> There is conflict in the Courts of Appeal with regard to the
application of the Commerce Clause to Process Wonkery, hopefully this
will be clarified in the upcoming Supreme Court case, Jimbo Wales v.
Wonky Wonka
:<dannyisme> so is mrrying your sister, but you dont do it
:<NullC> I think if you cross state lines for the purpose of wonking it's a
  federal offense.
:<NullC> (especially if the wonking involves a minor...)
:<centrx> Process Wonkery has a long legal history dating back to the curia of
medieval England
:<centrx> The Romans were notorious process wonks; this was one of the major
reasons for their collapse
:<centrx> The Vandals disregarded process entirely
:<NullC> centrx: Museum of London has a whole section on it... complete with the
  displays of the wax seals everyone needed. ;)
:<Coredesat> Ah, but didn't the Byzantines indefblock the Vandals?
:<centrx> In fact, the Vandals specifically exploited the Romans heavy use of
process.
:<centrx> Process wonkery leads to vandal victory
:%%
( twincest )  if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*
  [a-zA-Z0-9_\.'-]+)?@([a-zA-Z0-9]+
  ([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
  [\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( twincest )$Error = "Invalid syntax";
( HardDisk_WP ) fat regex o_O
( Submarine ) there are probably perl regexps for email addresses out there
( Tubarao ) twincest: should be like this: if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*[a-zA-Z0-9_\#\.'-]+)?@
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
[\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( Tubarao ) to allow the # ..
( twincest ) are you sure?  that doesn't seem to agree with RFC2822 either
( twincest ) there are several more characters allowed that it doesn't match
! Submarine suggests allowing mostly anything
( Tubarao ) let me check rfc2822
( NotACatAtWork ) Submarine: interesting rant here:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/email.html
( Submarine ) yes
( NotACatAtWork ) a Clusty search for regex+"email address" is turning up some
more stuff
( NotACatAtWork ) oohh!
( Submarine ) besides, what's the usefulness of "validating" addresses?
( Submarine ) telling stupid people that www.free.fr is not their email
  address?
( Submarine ) telling people that have valid addresses than their address is
  not correct?
( NotACatAtWork ) try this: ^(([^:/?#]+):)?(//([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)(\?([^#]*))
?(#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) or even this: ^(?:([^:/?#]+):)?(?://([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)
(?:\?([^#]*))?(?:#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) (damn those emoticons!!!)
:%%
:<DMAshura> I'm looking for more articles to write basically
:<keitei> as much as I love pokemon, you're probably better off adding a missing 
  encyclopedic article than random crap
:<DMAshura> What does Pokemon have to do with it o.o;
:<Demi> All WikiProjects are actually Pokemon projects in disguise.
:<toresbe> indeed
:<Earle_Martin> c.f. the map of wikipedia
:<deepshuck> there's a giant snorlax sleeping across the way to every project
:%%
:<LeonWP> any idea btw when 1.9 is going to be released?
:<brion> first week of january
:<vortigaunt> Quarterly release cycle, dude.
:<Nikerabbit> on christmas?:E
:<vortigaunt> January.
:<vortigaunt> Yes. Yes, Brion is going to wait up on Christmas Eve and package
 up a whole new 1.9.0 release.
:<brion> only for the good girls and boys
:<Slowking_Man> He's making a list
:<vortigaunt> He's checkin' it twice
:<brion> the rest of you get coal in your svn up
:%%
:* helix84 still wonders if someone is still messing with his patch
:<RealGrouchy> nicotine not flowing?
:%%
:<bastique> Luna-San: You are the troll block king
:<sean_black> troll blocking block king
:<bainer> block king blockking blocking OMG
:* sean_black  claps
:<Elisson> bainer, you've found evidence that there is a cabal!:D
:%%
:<NotACow> process is a little bird, chirping in a meadow
:<Gurch> uh...
:<Gurch> no, articles are little birds, chirping in a meadow
:<Gurch> AfD is a much larger bird with claws that rip the little birds to
  shreds
:<Gurch> DRV picks through the corpses and decides if it was a good idea or not.
:%%
:<Golbez> the m:Friends of gays guideline is very important
:<Golbez> and should be observed at all times
:<NotACow> Golbez: but there'd be nobody left to edit
:<morwen> NotACow: Fred Phelps could
:<morwen> we could become GODHATESFAGSAPEDIA.COM
:<morwen> '''Sweden''' is a large country in central [Scandanavia] which god hates.
:<morwen> this could make an amusing uncyclopedia article
:<morwen> writing about something in the style of Wikipedia, but with the POV of fred phelps
:<nivelbor> That's hilarious.
:<nivelbor> Phelpsapedia
:<morwen> i had better develop this idea quick, before someone steals it from me
:%%
:* Werdnum normally hides in his developer hole.
:<TehKewl1> I need a girlfriend, so I can hide in her hole
:<CableModem> ...
:<TehKewl1> wait O_O
:%%
:<YellowMonkey> I got an article through FA and simultaneously someone
nominated it for GA and the GA reveiwer failed it because it was
"boring"
:<Coredesbusy> ...huh?
:<SushiGeek> He got an article through FA.
:<SushiGeek> At the same time, somebody put it on good articles
:<SushiGeek> and the reviewer for the article failed it because he said it was
boring
:%%
:<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.129 seconds
:<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.020 seconds
:<JeLuF> why is nagios reporting everything twice?
:<mark> JeLuF: it's been doing that since I restarted it yesterday
:<mark> I'm not sure
:<mark> it's not the exact same message anyway
:<DArkoneko`busy> the program is runing twice, then
:<TimStarling> maybe there are two copies running
:<mark> probably 2 instances running
:<DArkoneko`busy> heh:)
:<JeLuF> yup
:<TimStarling> yeah, that
:<mark> yes ;)
:<TimStarling> now let's all try to fix it at once, ok?
:<mark> no:)
:<nagios-wm> Host tingxi is UP: (No Information Returned From Host Check)
:<TimStarling> fixed, I think
:<JeLuF> killed all instances, restarted it.
:<TimStarling> you too?
:<TimStarling> did mark try it as well, just as a matter of interest?
:<mark> no
:%%
( +{b} ) OMG Brion is commenting on our village pump
( +{b} ) We're not worthy
:%%
:<kim_register> Jhs, I should have asked what you thouht I was before answering 
your question
:<kim_register> Jhs, to add to the statistics
:<kim_register> drat drat drat
::<Jhs> lol
:<kim_register> which reminds me of the song boten anna..., who the heck wants 
to go out with a girl who fails the turing test?:-P
:%%
:<kim_register> what's wrong with tentacle monsters
:<kim_register> or do you need to be female to errr, appreciate them?
::<Eloquence> kim_register, I think they are most appreciated by males. from 
a distance.
:%%
From #wikipedia-en-admins:
:<IgnoreAllRules> NotACow, [User:Dmcdevit/YouTube] provides a reasonable rationale
:<NotACat> IgnoreAllRules: as it is, you lay yourself open to a disruption charge
 if you simply "smite the ungodly from on high"
:<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: for what?
:<IgnoreAllRules> for removal of YouTube links
:<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: and i care because?
:<IgnoreAllRules> I don't think I asked you.
:<IgnoreAllRules> It was Phil.
:<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: you spoke to me
:<IgnoreAllRules> sorry about that
:<NotACow> 'sok, people confuse us all the time. would you care for some tea?
:%%
From the Commons channel: 
:<rama>  My licence said: I put this image under CC.by-sa blabla because
  it's not clear whether or not trivial reproductions are elligible 
  for copyright in France, and if they are not, this is public domain
:<rama>  the guy reverted to "public domain" over and over on the grounds 
  that the law is clear that there is no copyright IN THE USA AND IN
  GERMANY
:<newmanbe> Pfft.
:<Bastique> rama: What a dick
:<rama>  yes
:<Kawaii_Neko> ...
:<newmanbe> PD-art would't apply, because there was creativity in 
  your picture taking.:)
:<rama>  the last time someone decided that German laws should be 
  applicable in France did not exactly leave a good memory to
  everybody...
:%%
:* brion needs a dual-core oven
:%%
! +SB_Johnny thinks commons needs a lot more redirects:)
( +SB_Johnny ) especially for articles about plants, insects, etc... most people
 searching (in any language) won't know the scientific names
( +Cool_Cat ) SB_Johnny unless they know latin
( +Cool_Cat ) as a native language
( +geniice ) with the birth rate in VC that seems somewhat unlikely
:%%
( +timichal ) nothing beats the time when I found a furry porn image from 2002 on Meta, though
:%%
( brion ) hmm
( brion ) it's xmas, so i'm going to be nice and not WONTFIX this feature request just yet
:%%
( brion ) shit-yeah, it's brownie time
! brion $ mv /mnt/oven/brownies /mnt/cooling-rack
:%%
:<TehKewl1> ok ok
:<TehKewl1> I thought of the perfect wikipedia model
:<TehKewl1> a pool system
:<TehKewl1> the editors are the hose that fills the pool up, the developers are
  the pump, the vandalfighters are the filters
:<TehKewl1> the cleanup crew are the chlorinator
:<TehKewl1> the deletionists are the waste outlet
:<TehKewl1> and the average users are the swimmers:D
:<deepshuck> trolls put aids in the pool and close it
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> OS X is just complete bullshit.
:<Vague_Rant> I'm not jerking off to the actual window that the porn is in.
:<Vague_Rant> So stop with the fancy bullshit.
:%%
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:@$This message brought to you by 4chan!$@
:%%
:<Soms> heh I have a 65" Plasma =P
:<CableModem> lol
:<CableModem> 65" plasma. mmh./
:<CableModem> that must make a nice heater.:D
:%%
:<Alkivar> fuck i need to beat my cat ... goddamn cat dug a hole into the bag of
kitty litter i bought yesterday and took a shit IN THE BAG!
:%%
:<brion> $dbr->select( array( 'tempaltelinks', 'page_restrictinos' ),
  array( ... ), array( 'tl_from=pr_age', 'pr_cascade' => 1, 'tl_title' =>
  $this->getText(), ___METHOD__ );
:<brion> or sth
:<brion> right?
:<brion> oh and spell thigns right
:%%
:* brion suddenly wonders what's bug 666
:<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=666 meh boring
:<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1337 well that was mildly
  boring
:<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1984 extraordinarily
  bring
:<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=42 ... appropriate
  somehow
:%%
:<brion> 1.6 receives security fixes only
:<brion> which will continue, if necessary, at least through april
:<hspaans> brion: so after april your f*ck*d?
:<hashar> what will happen to brion in april ?
:<Fyren> He turns back into a pumpkin.
:<robchurch> cool
:<robchurch> waitaminute
:<robchurch> if brion was the pumpkin, then...
:<robchurch> OH MY GOD
:<robchurch> I WAS A RAT!?
:<brion> IMAGINE THE PUMPKIN PIE I'D MAKE
:<brion> YUMMMM
:<Fyren> brion: Please post more pie pictures.
:%%
:<hashar> maybe we should start talking about the version number after 1.9
:<Fyren> 1.a, obviously.
:<brion> it's already 1.10 dude
:<Simetrical> Although Fyren's idea is appealing.
:<Simetrical> After we run out of letters, we can switch to Greek.
:<Simetrical> Then Hebrew.  Cyrillic.
:<hashar> € !!
:<Simetrical> If people can't tell the difference between alpha and 'a', screw them.
:<Fyren> There's enough kanji/hanzi to keep it up for a while.
:%%
:<Mike_H> Anal hurts like a motherfucker.
:%%
:<timichal_> why do i chat with a phone when I'm sitting in front of a computer?
:%%
[... Citizendium ...]
:<morwen> Their problem is getting the ball rolling
:<morwen> Wikipedia's problem is stopping the ten ton ball rolling at a hundred
miles per hour and killing everyone in its path.
:<Heligo> Citizendium might get on better if their server didn't run on steam and
have an old woman cranking a handle to make the hard drives turn
:<ShakespeareFan00> LOl
:<ShakespeareFan00> {fact}
:%%
:<Gracenotes> wow...
:<Gracenotes> I typed "gfgfg" into the search bar, because I was bored
:<Gracenotes> and I found an article that had been vandalized
:<Gracenotes> with "gfgfg"
:<Gracenotes> so I reverted it
:<Gracenotes> ...same with "gfgf"
:%%
:::: ( • ) Joins: Mark_Ryan ( i=MarkRyan@wikipedia/Mark ) joined #wikimedia-tech ( 98 Users )
( Mark_Ryan ) oi
( Mark_Ryan ) techies
( Mark_Ryan ) squid's broken for some people
( Mark_Ryan ) you might want to fix it, or we might get a lawsuit
( Adam1213 ) lol
( Mark_Ryan ) from frustrated users.
( Mark_Ryan ) for mental distress
:%%
(from #mediawiki)
:* Joins: PHILIP_B (n=[email protected])
:* PHILIP_B is now known as PHILIP
:* Quits: nfolson (n=[email protected]) ("#mediawiki")
:<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run
 ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
:<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
:<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
:<robchurch> mostly porn
:<LeonWP> Free porn.
:<brion> porn? where?
:<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
:<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
:<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
:* brion $ mv porn .porn
:<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
:<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password
reminders, sign up) and I can't.  -  I've configured the $wgSMTP
array, set $path to include location of pear.  and I get a blank
screen when I request a password get sent out.  *:* Not as important as
where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.**
(3 minutes pass)
:<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer.  Probably someone else
 here does, if they notice the question.:D
:%%
:<robchurch> open source brion? i can compile my own?
:<LeonWP> robchurch, you may also fork it.
:<Simetrical> robchurch: Yeah, but you need a DNA compiler first.
:<robchurch> woot
:<Simetrical> It's self-compiling, but the hardware is a pain to work with.
:<robchurch> so i can hack about the insides and make my own variant?
:<robchurch> excellent
:<LeonWP> sure robchurch 
:* robchurch goes to market the world's first cyber brion
:<brion> buy me dinner first
:<LeonWP> not sure what license it is, though; possible you may even sell it.
:<robchurch> only if you're a commercial success
:<LeonWP> wow
:<LeonWP> I wonder who's the author
:<Simetrical> It's really a derivative of two other works.
:<Simetrical> Kind of mashed the different parts together randomly.
:<Simetrical> Not sure that's eligible for copyright.
:<LeonWP> so god is the very original author?
:<Simetrical> LeonWP: I dunno, you'd have to go to court to see how that pans
 out.  Might be tricky there.
:<robchurch> the good thing is, if you don't believe in Him, then the licence
problems just vanish
:<robchurch> or would His work be ineligible for copyright anyway?
:<robchurch> you can just imagine the Vatican would want to milk as much cash
out as possible
:<NotACat> robchurch: problem is, if He believes in you, does his licence take
 precedence? ;-)
:<Simetrical> robchurch: You'd have to get a jury to agree that the
 preponderance of the evidence falls against God's existence.
:<Simetrical> In America.
:<Simetrical> . . . good luck.
:%%
[Mike_H is watching Olympic tryouts on Greek television]
:<Mike_H> That's odd
:<Mike_H> why are there random women running with the men?
:<Mike_H> they run them together in Greece?
:<Mark_Ryan> equal opportunities
:<Mike_H> nvm
:<Mike_H> it was an ugly man
:%%
:* Tooby|busy is now known as Tooby|died
:* Simetrical robs Tooby|died's corpse
:<Tooby|died> jackal:p
:<Tooby|died>:)
:<Simetrical>:(
:<Simetrical> Jackals eat.  They don't examine the watch for brand name and the
 presence of gold before discarding it as a cheap fake and looking
 for the wallet.
:* Simetrical prefers to think that he has some dignity
:%%
:* Cybersoft is now known as Ceiling_Basilisk
:* Ceiling_Basilisk is watching you masturbate
:<Ceiling_Basilisk> but its the last time you do it
:%%
:<brion> we're very friendly
:<timichal_> (except when he stabs you)
:<brion> yeah but it's a loving kind of stab
:<brion> gets you right in the heart, y'know?
:%%
:<sean_black> shit fuck crap ass motherfuck bitch, Morbo
:%%
:<Editor-at-Large> !google TehKewl1 likes spam
:<TehKewlBot> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/TehKewl1_2
:* Editor-at-Large laughs
:<TehKewl1> O_O
:<Editor-at-Large> oh, that's priceless
:<Editor-at-Large> XD
:%%
:<Lubaf> "In the Distopian justice system, the people are persecuted by two
  seperate, yet equally important groups: The police who instigate crime,
  and the district attorneys who persecute the innocent. These are their
  stories."
:%%
:* gentgeen finds a wiki stealing wikipedia content without attribution
:<Evil_Monkey> To the Copyright-Mobile!!!
:<gentgeen> I think I'll try a personal email before I light up the GFDL-Signal
:<gentgeen> as I think they stole an article I edited at some point
:<Evil_Monkey> gentgeen: especially since we now know that Richard Stallman
  sleeps with a katana under his bed
:%%
:<Shreshth91> !order pole dancers whoo hoo!
:* WineSteward sees: Shreshth91 orders a round of pole dancers whoo hoo!.
:* CableModem cuts the pole down with a hacksaw
:* WineSteward sees: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the 

pole dancers whoo hoo! covers the floor.
:<CableModem> HAHAHAH
:<Shreshth91> LOLOLOLOLO
:<kila> LOL
:%%
:<Mark_Ryan> I'd much prefer markRYAN or something like that
:<Werdna> Mark_Ryan: you can use that...
:<Werdna> it's like
:<Werdna> mark::<shout>RYAN:</shout>
:<Werdna> like brion VIBBER
:<Werdna> I swear, whenever I see brion's username on Wikipedia, I feel like I
should be shouting the VIBBER bit and accompanying it with a
twenty-one gun salute.
:%%
:<Vague_Rant> Shit man, I hope when I die my articles aren't mentioned in my
 obituary.
:<Vague_Rant> What a depressing thing to be remembered for.
:<Earle_Martin> "He edited articles such as 'Taxonomy of Pokemons',
'Minor characters in Star Trek TOS spinoff novels', and
'Anal bleaching'."
:<Earle_Martin> He will be missed. *sniff*
:%%
:<YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?
:%%
:* Deon was gonna go to [Fall Out Boy] concert tonight:(
:<petermdodge> That sounds horrible.
:<petermdodge> In more ways than one
:<Deon> =O
:<petermdodge> I dont do that emo band crap.
:<Luna-San> But then you realized that it was not, in fact, a scene, but in all 
  likelihood an arms race?
:%%
:<HemlockMartinis> I'm heading to bed, see y'all tomorrow night for another
edition of "Hemlock Martinis wanders the horrors of
[Category:Uncategorized] like Dante through Hell."
:%%
:<Messedrocker> "Dr. Pepper loses license to practice medicine following
incident"
:%%
:<mindspillage> Dear god. Now I picture goatse nightlights.
:%%
:<TheWeasel> First Life is a popular MMORPG
:%%
:<Psycho_Kirby> So I had this ride idea. I call it "The Speedy Deletion."
:<Psycho_Kirby> It's a shooting game, something like the Buzz Lightyear thing at
Disney World...with a twist.
:<Psycho_Kirby> You get points for shooting junk articles and lose points for
shooting good articles.
:<Psycho_Kirby> So you would get points for shooting a narcissistic 13-year-old
girl.
:<Psycho_Kirby> But if you shoot JFK, you lose points and a bunch of animatronic
conspiracy theorists find out it's all a theme park ride.
:<Psycho_Kirby> And on the theme park, there would probably be an animatronic
Wikipe-tan somewhere.
:%%
[13:44]::<Random> so can anyone help me do a mass ucfd nomination?
[13:44]::<Mike_H> Yeah, me neither
[13:44]::<Mike_H> it hurts like a bitch
[13:45] :* TheWeasel coughs
[13:45]::<Gwern> Boochan: sure, but how many nongay men like butsexx?
[13:45]::<Random> i'm gonna put together a list in a minute
:%%
:<Ellis> Saying "Can you shoot sub-zero lasers from your nipples and turn objects
  into ice?" in any other channel than #wikipedia would have me on many
  ignore lists by now.
:%%
:<auda> hiii room
:<TEH_HERPES> Hello auda
:<TEH_HERPES> We have been expecting you
:<auda> ooh u know me
:<TEH_HERPES> Don't you remember me?
:<auda> in fact no
:<auda> can u remind me
:<TEH_HERPES> Itchy, the stripper from Miami. June of 2003...
:%%
:<robchurch> Powerball is an American lottery, apparently.
:<robchurch> Amazing what this Wikipedia thingy's got in it.
:<robchurch> It also says Wacko Jacko is Santa Claus.
:<robchurch> Oh, hang on, that's Uncyclopedia.
:<Slowking_Man> Wikipedia told me that Josh is gay
:<zocky> 'Wikipedia "outs" Josh, who turns out to be straight' New York,
  17 March 2007 - Wikipedia was rocked by another credibility scandal
  today after it emerged that Josh, whom Wikipedia officially called gay
  between 10:32 and 10:36 is in fact straight.
:%%
( robchurch ) The great thing about a bug tracker is it stores things
  indefinitely.
( robchurch ) The big problem with a bug tracker is that it stores things
  indefinitely.
:%%
( +gmaxwell ) Sorry. The wikimedia orbital space laser is controlled by
  toolserver, as a result it seldom works.
:%%
:<Qxz> from the discussion on whether warning messages should be semi-protected:
:<Qxz> "Do SOMETHING - I just told a user they'd be SHOT if they continued to
vandalize."
:%%
-ChanServ:#wikipedia- Slowking_Man!n=slow@wikipedia/Slowking-Man enabled
 notices of #wikipedia access list changes
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o AntiSpamMeta] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b *!*@services.] by AntiSpamMeta
:%%
:<Thatcher-away> if you work for a health insurance company and are posting
 from work under the name Orel Secs do you need another agenda?
:%%
:* dungodung starts chanting SUL
:<brion-office> fuck sul, i've got pie
:%%
:<PullToOpen> capital letters are very important to our language
:<Ceiling_Cat> PullToOpen - I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
:<PullToOpen> capitalization is the difference between "will you help your uncle 
 jack off the horse" and "Wiill you help your Uncle Jack off the horse"
:* Ceiling_Cat watches PullToOpen and his uncle
:* PullToOpen takes pictures and sends it to PETA
:%%
( rtc ) commons allows about any license if it is being disguised properly.
( +timichal ) haha
( +timichal ) I mean, hah
:%%
:<+Coredesat> "choose life"?
:<+Coredesat> what kind of AFD argument is that?
:* +Coredesat watchlists this AFD ;)
:<+Nilfanion> coredesat: you just want a give a pro-choice closure
:<+Coredesat> XD
:<+Nilfanion> "as a thinking administrator i exercise my right to choose to 
 abort this article"
:<+Nilfanion> XD
:<+Coredesat> hahahahaha
:%%
:<BoboTheNinja> Rejected Dr. Seuss book of the day: "One bitch, two bitch,
dead bitch, blue bitch."
:%%
:<Wizardman> I'm surpsrised American Idol fans haven't been destroying me.ᅵ
:<dannyisme> DID YOU VOTE FOR SANJAYAᅵ
:<karynn> the only think i know baout sanjaya is that wikipedia's picture of him
is a copyvio.
:<Hedley> Good general knowledge, that.
:<Hedley> "So Sir, what do you know about X?" "Nothing at all.. but I know
X's article on Wikipedia has disputed factual accuracy."
:%%
:<Ceiling_Cat> "You know you are having a rough day when you start editing
  articles on terrorists to get away from more
  controversial articles"
:%%
(on #wikimeia-tech)
:<barklund> you say there are more than 1 db request at a time?:)
:<intgr> Nah, Wikipedia can't be that popular.
:%%
:<robchurch> I could never become President. I'm British, I'm educated, I don't
care about gay marriage or abortion, I opposed the Iraq war, I don't
mind the French or the Germans and I don't watch Sesame Street.
:<robchurch> Do not underestimate the influence of the Children's Television
Workshop.
:%%
:<robchurch> amidaniel, do you like the current arrangement of your internal 
organs?
:<amidaniel> robchurch: Quite frankly, no. They're illogical structure serves 
only to reinforce my belief that there is no intelligent creator.
:<amidaniel> Their*
:<robchurch> God damn it. You're supposed to say you like your heart where it is 
in your chest. And then I'm supposed to say something nasty and 
threatening, and, well, it's all ruined now, isn't it.
:%%
:<Luigi30> hmm, there's an unblock request by a user named HolyChristianWarrior.
 I'm sure this will end well
:%%
:<Simetrical> Now, why do we have wikis for extinct languages again?
:<larne> Simetrical: because the foundation's mission is to distribute knowledge
  to dead people.
:%%
:<Cool_Cat> 愛
:<Gurch> 愛?
:<Gurch> 愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
:<Gurch> looks like space invaders
:<Gurch> 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛
:<Gurch> '
:<Gurch>  /\
:%%
:* SugarGlider (n=[email protected]) has joined #wikipedia
:<SugarGlider> anybody in here?
:<ST47> no
:<Mr_Gustafson> no
:<ST47> noone
:<TwinsMetsFan> nah
:<SugarGlider> ok then...
:<ST47> 'there is none...no, not one'
:* SugarGlider has quit (Client Quit)
:<ST47>:)
:<TwinsMetsFan> lmao
:<wimt> heh
:%%
:* bumm13 shudders at the thought of someone flatulating into the mike while the software is running
:<bumm13> it might tell the story of Microsoft's history!
:<Editor-at-Large> mic!
:<Editor-at-Large> mic, not MIKE!
:%%
:< AmiDaniel_away> The JDK gives you the cracks, but it also gives you the doors
:< AmiDaniel_away> PHP has no doors :-- just cracks
:* jimbojw is beginning to regret the cracks metaphor
:* AmiDaniel_away plans to stop with the bad metaphors soon:D
:< davidmccabe> it's a great metaphor.
:< davidmccabe> MW as pile of rubble with people living in it.
:< davidmccabe> millions of them.
:< davidmccabe> of course, I wouldn't touch MW as it is, either, if it weren't my day job.
:< jimbojw> a pile of rubble ... with cracks?
:< davidmccabe> or any PHP app.
:< davidmccabe> jimbojw: the cracks define the shape. so yeah, basically. the whole damn thing is giant
cracks.
:%%
:<zocky> we should really do what germans did
:<zocky> delete all the non-free images, and most of the cruft
:<Rebent> ...
:<Darksun> I'm not saying that just because a show is notable, all it's episodes are. 
I'm saying that in some cases they are
:<zocky> it would help us get rid of people who think cruft is important
:<Rebent> zocky are you calling jews cruft?
:<kenlyric> nothing can end well that starts with "we should do what the germans did"
:%%
:<Mike_H> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihtEhOnQU
:<Mike_H> This is the gayest shit I've seen on soaps in a long time.
:<Cyrius> I'd better not watch it
:<Cyrius> if it's so gay Mike_H is saying it's gay
:<Cyrius> it'll probably cause a hormone imbalance just from watching it
:%%
:<Animum> Real-Life, maybe?
:<Animum> (The thing that comes in a can.)
:<Riana>  I've never heard of it. Tell me more!
:<Animum> It's the greatest thing since sliced bread!! Pay $1.59 extra and you 
can get "Dates in a can" free of charge!!!
:<Riana>  crikey. I must try this out. Does it come with 'sunshine in a tube'?
:<Animum> No, that comes in a bottle.
:<Riana>  Oh. OK. Bottles break so easy though:(
:<Animum> Oh, but this comes in an UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE!!!!!
:<Riana>  now you've convinced me, I must try it out
:<Animum> Here you go, ma'am.
:%%
:<NotASpy> Shadow42: In common with all idiots on Wikipedia that do idiotic 
things, it was because he was an idiot.
:%%
:<IceKarma> YourVirginity, hey, I've only been looking for you for about 15  years now ;)
:<YourVirginity> IceKarma - ever since that night with the clown in the alley?
:%%
:<Hurricanehink> Full house, horrah
:<Nilfanion> {fact}
:<Titoxd> {verify}
:<Hurricanehink>::<ref>{cite web|author=WPTC|year=2007|title=[WP:TROP]|accessdate=2007-08-14|url=#wiki-hurricanes}
:<Hurricanehink>::</ref>
:<Nilfanion> {db-nonsense}
:<Titoxd> {hangon}
:<Hurricanehink> {underconstruction}
:<Titoxd> {inuse}
:<Titoxd> {template soup}
:<Hurricanehink> {merge|WP:BJAODN}
:<Titoxd> {merge|:m:Bash}
:<Hurricanehink> {support}
:<Titoxd> {poll bottom}
:<Hurricanehink> {sofixit}
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes +o Nilfanion by ChanServ
:<Nilfanion> 00:39, 15 August 2007 Nilfanion (Talk | contribs | block) deleted
"#wiki-hurricanes" ([CSD A3] no content)
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes -o Nilfanion by Nilfanion
:* Coredesat undeletes #wiki-hurricanes
:* Coredesat re-deletes it as G1 (patent nonsense)
:* Nilfanion lists on DRV... XD
:%%
:<FT2> CMoreschi - do you want to start [List of groups that are treated uneq
ually by not having an 'allegations of apartheid' article about them] ?
:%%
:* Connel is not enjoying the 10 or so nagios-wm messages in #wikimedia-tech. 
Knams seems to be unreachable, again?
:* Connel shrugs. At least Mark fixed the DNS betwixt the tampa cluster and 
toolserver.
:<Hessianmuffin> Wow. "betwixt" was the most understandable part of that 
comment.
:%%
:<VoiceOfAll> yes, all straight socks
:<VoiceOfAll> (as opposed to gay socks)
:<VoiceOfAll>:p

:%%

:* Riana gives Wikihermit an Uluru
:* Wikihermit wonders what a Uluru is, but eats it anyways
:<Riana> lol
:<Riana> oi, Wikihermit.
:* Wikihermit hopes a Uluru is food
:<kmccoy> Wikihermit, it's probably pretty hard on your teeth.
:<Pinball22> And extremely filling.
:<Wikihermit> O RLY?
:<Wikihermit> maybe I should have two?
:<kmccoy> Rock on!
:<Riana> and probably pretty sacrilegious to actually eat it
:<kmccoy> Wikihermit, that's a rockin' idea.
:* Wikihermit gives Riana a "hot dish"
:* Riana whumps kmccoy
:<kmccoy> Wikihermit, are you feeling a bit stoned now?
:<Wikihermit> kmccoy: sure?
:<Wikihermit> kmccoy: although I try to refrain from eating stones
:<kmccoy> Wikihermit: Your voice is getting a bit gravelly, too.
:<Riana> lol
:<Riana> he's an earthy fellow, that Wikihermit
:<Riana> OK I shouldn't try
:<Wikihermit>:D
:<kmccoy> tee hee
:* Wikihermit is off to bed, night!
:<Riana> indeed
:<Riana> night Wikihermit
:<kmccoy> Wikihermit: You'll sleep like a rock!

:%%
:* escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't
follow him
:<escape_goat> to fap
:* The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure
:<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you
:<Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat
:<Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat
:<escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND
:<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP
:<escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England
:%%
( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed 
from the globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing
 "VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver won't 
be able to handle the traffic. ;)
( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load.  it has the power
of greyskull.
:%%
(Vassyana) You never really do see RfAr's with comments like "My opponent is 
pushing a pro-anal sex POV" or "Editor X consistantly refuses removes references
 from peer-reviewed articles about the mechanics of strap-on dildos"
:%%
( flyingparchment ) when official people are saying the same things as me 
  trolling on irc, i think we might have operational issues
:%%
:<IsAMadman> Why is our ComCom guy explaining bukkake to kids...
:<NotACow> IsAMadman: because kids are at about the same intellectual level as 
members of the press
:%%
:<sean_black> kids today need to be more informed about tentacle sex, or they're
 going to be popping out evil demon rapist babies
:%%
:* Physchim62 doesn't even want to imagine the ejaculation videos on wookiepedia
:%%
:<gmaxwell> sync sync sync senora sync your source code fine. 
  scap scap scap senora scap it all the time.
:%%
:<Daniel-Lurking> enwiki arbcom would eat bash:)
:%%
:<Mike_H> Wikipedia:Civility is an official policy. If you don't keep it, you 
risk being banished. --Kjoonlee 14:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
:<Mike_H> rofl, "banished." Like this is the Middle Ages.
:<LaraLove>Didn't Romeo get banished? From Verona?
:<Mike_H> All I remember from 9th grade English class is that he died at the 
end. And so did she.
:<LaraLove> Tragic.
:<Mike_H> If the Montagues and the Capulets just followed WP:CIVIL, it wouldn't 
have even been an issue.
:%%
:<SNORLAX> are you calling enumclaw a pokemon?
:<Ceiling_Cat> SNORLAX - go expandify [Mr. Hands]
:<Ceiling_Cat> Pixxxxxxxxxxxxx plz
:<SNORLAX> I think the horse expanded him enough
:<Ceiling_Cat> lulz
:%%
:<domas> people are so pushy nowadays
:<domas> poor brion
:<domas> he doesn't have right to tell 'I don't care'
:<domas> ;(
:<domas> and everyone can annoy him:(
:<domas> brion: how's SUL?!:-)
:%%
*in the toolserver channel*
( siebrand ) twincest: any idea why I cannot 'svn up' on stable ts?
( twincest ) please, be more vague
:%%
:<gwern> when your only tool is birth control, every problem looks like
something you can safely have sex with
:%%
:<domas> thats the profile of 'go' feature
:<domas> all it does in this case is a redirect
:<domas> I wonder, how it managed to actually parse something
:<domas> and of course, let's load all messages
:<domas> you never know which language is HTTP in
:<domas> Location: for some, PołoÅŒenie for Poles.
:<domas> Сървър: АпачО
:%%
:<slakr>  o/~ I'm bringin' rollin'back
:<animum> Yeah!
:%%
:<LuciferTiger> i actually Lolled at Viagra_Cat
:<Viagra_Cat>:)
:<gwern> what viagra spam would cats get? 'is ur d1ck not spiny enuff? does she only mewl and not yowl
  when you pull backwards? get premium V I A G R A now, meow!'
:%%
From the OTRS channel:
:<al_tally> who is that?
:<al_tally> o nvm
:<al_tally> Delphine's daughter, right?
:<cary> ya
:<schiste> cary what about creating an OTRS account for emma right now?
:<cary> I think you should suggest that to Guillaume
:<cary> She would need an email address first
:<jredmond> geez, she's how many days old and she doesn't have an e-mail address yet?
:<jredmond> her parents are such slackers.
:%%
:* NotAYert has quit ("SPICE GIRLS CONCERT- FEBUARY 3RD:<3333333")
:<The359> ...Spice Girls?
:<Krimpet> "febuary"?
:<Gracenotes> hyphen instead of dash?
:%%
(on the toolserver channel)
( Aviator ) i wonder why the stable server is such an unstable server
:%%
:<Wizardman> i think i need to shave down there.
:<al_tally> ....
:<Wizardman> and by down there i mean my beard
:%%
From the OTRS channel:
:<jayvdb> Mark_Ryan: it is this ticket
https://secure.wikimedia.org/otrs/index.pl?Action=AgentTicketZoom&TicketID=690781
:<jayvdb> it shouldnt have a child:-(
:<Mark_Ryan> it's an unfit parent?
:<Ral315> jayvdb: You could have an abortion, or put the ticket up for adoption.
:<Ral315> There are lots of loving ticket families waiting for a child ticket.
:%%
( Monobi2 ) Why are Wikipedians unethical?
( NotACow ) Monobi2: because they take after jimmy, i suppose.
:%%
:<[21655]> it's called Sense of Humour. Your copy must have expired...
:<[21655]> ...may I recommend version 2.0 w/ added sarcasm?
:%%
:* Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat
:<Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES!  MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT!
:<Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some pretty 
girl complained about me collapsing her wave function
:%%
--Discussing RuneScape in #wikipedia-en --
:<monoxide> lol....me and some other school people decided to play RS rather than do assignments
:<monoxide> And we go on there
:<monoxide> and start being jeks
:<monoxide> and some level 80 guy says "doods, get a life"
:<monoxide> epic irony
:%%
( Majorly ) lol @ this RfA question
( Majorly ) "What is your stance on WP:BEANS?"
( NotASpy ) I only like Beans if they've got those nice mini sausages in them.
:%%
:<ral315> Dumb question, but do we have any power with Google to fix a really dumb search result?
:<ral315> Googling "Prince Albert" returns the genital piercing before the prince.
:<ral315> I think this is because [Prince Albert] is a redirect, but if there was a way to fix that
easily, it'd be nice.
:<brion> ral315: honestly, which do you think is more popular?:)
:<ral315> brion:  Apparently parents of young children prefer the prince.
:<ral315> It's hard to reply to an OTRS e-mail:  I'm sorry your daughter saw an erect penis with a piece
of metal through the urethra on our site.
:%%
:<Messedrocker> to anglos it sounds like a song about a girl with extreme fetishes
:<Potty> i have fetishes
:* Ceiling_Cat puts a {furry} sticker on Potty's forehead
:<Potty> not furry
:* Lucifer_Cat huggles Potty_Cat
:<Potty> NO
:* Ceiling_Cat takes pixxxxxxxxxxx
:<Potty> stop
:<Lucifer_Cat> Potty: lol if you love WP, this should be the last place you should stray into:P
:<Lucifer_Cat>::<kidding>
:<Ceiling_Cat> Lucifer_Cat - We all love Wikipedia in different ways
:<Ceiling_Cat> I love it like Ike loved Tina
:<Ceiling_Cat> (the hard way)
:<Potty> like my uncle did to me when i was a kid
:%%
:<SteveCrossin> bleh
:<SteveCrossin> erm
:<SteveCrossin> what is a vigina
:<SteveCrossin> lol
:<(Name removed upon request)> The vagina that belongs to a virgin?
:%%
:<Howcheng> RyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRy
:<Rjd0060> the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned
:<SteveCrossin>:o
:<Rjd0060> ;)
:* bstone is a joker
:<bstone> ryry
:<WBOSITG> oh
:<WBOSITG> lol
:<Rjd0060>:O
:<Sunderland2006> ryry
:<SteveCrossin> bstone -_-
:* bstone dies laughing
:<WBOSITG> omg that's loads
:<bstone> LOAD
:<bstone> zOMGz
:<Juliancolton> Rjd0060: [WP:BEANS]
:<Rjd0060> bstone: huh?
:* Rjd0060 moves to ban bstone and Sunderland2006
:<Juliancolton> "the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned"
:<WBOSITG> xD
:<WBOSITG> I do
:* bstone rejects Rjd0060's motion
:<SteveCrossin> ryryryryryrr
:<Sunderland2006> Rjd0060, You have just broke your own statement
:<SteveCrossin> ryry ryry ryry ryry ryry 
:<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
:<TenPoundHammer> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
:<WBOSITG> OMG shut up
:<WBOSITG> ;p;
:<SynergeticMag> which one?
:<SteveCrossin> lol
:<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
:<WBOSITG> :* lol
:<WBOSITG> :* lol
:<bstone> lol
:<Rjd0060> no but seriously, thats annoying
:<SteveCrossin> ban us all lol
:<bstone> it is
:* Juliancolton is now known as ryry
:<SynergeticMag> ok can we please stop with the ryry crap?
:<bstone> BAN THE #
:* Howcheng regrets having started that trend
:<SteveCrossin> lol ryry 
:<Sunderland2006> ryry, hey
:* bstone dies laughing
:<ryry> Yo
:<WBOSITG>:P
:<bstone> yo, ryry !
:* bstone is now known as TheRealryry
:<TheRealryry> HELLO
:* SteveCrossin is now known as RyRy5
:<RyRy5> ohai
:* TheRealryry is now known as RyRy6
:<Rjd0060> if you're gonna impersonate people, ...
:<RyRy6> please ignore ryry5
:* RyRy5 is now known as SteveCrossin
:* ryry is now known as Juliancolton
:* RyRy6 is now known as bstone
:<Rjd0060> thank you:)
:%%
(seen on the steward channel)
! drini has some theory about the vandalbots on enwiki a few years ago, you know 
those "OMG SHANEL HAS HUGE BOOBS" thing
:<drini> I think the bot master was pathoschild hitting on shanel
:%%
:* Dendodge wishes Wikipedia would get a decent server and stop using Jimbo's Windows 95 laptop
:%%
:-- #wikimedia-commons --
:<Bryan> Free Love, Love that you can freely share, mix and use commercially!
:<monoxide> But beware of trademarks!
--and a few moments later--
:<Bryan> I wonder what GFDL love is like
:<Bryan> you should copy the full 2 page license text when you share this love?
:<monoxide> that's a massive condom!
:<Bryan>:P
:<Bryan> better safe than sorry
:%%
:-- #wikipedia-en-admins --
:* OhanaUnited (i=[email protected]) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins
:* east718|away saw OhanaUnited's cia.com hostmask and did a double-take for a sec
:<OhanaUnited> lol
:%%
:<Werdna> somebody put the werdnabot template in a section on a page
:<Werdna> so it archived the werdnabot template.
:<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive.
:<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive archive
:<Werdna> and so on
:<Rjd0060>:O  Thats not good:P
:<MZMcBride> Ahh. Loops.
:<Werdna> indeed.
:<Rjd0060> How many times did it go?
:* Rjd0060 is too lazy to look
:<Werdna> I dunno, check Werdnabot's deleted contribs
:<MZMcBride> Time to block indefinitely!
:<MZMcBride> Ohh.
:<Rjd0060> ah; not too many luckily
:<Werdna> oh nooes
:<Rjd0060> m User talk:Brews ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1
 /Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1 (Automated archival of 26 sections from User talk:Brews
 ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1)
:%%
:<Pilotguy> !q Will I find a job?
:<Wikilinker> Pilotguy: Yes
:<Pilotguy> oh boy!
:<Warpath>:D
:<Warpath> !q Will I get laid?:D
:<Wikilinker> Warpath: No
:<Warpath>:~(
:<Warpath> not fair *cries*:~(
:%%
*giggyzorz  thought Phoenixwi is the monster under your bed.
:<Phoenixwi> >:-(
:<giggyzorz> XD
:* Phoenixwi is, and sets your bed on fire:-p
:* giggyzorz is sad.
:<giggyzorz> can't sleep, burning bed will eat me.
:<Phoenixwi> loo
:<giggyzorz> [User:Can't sleep, burning bed will eat me]
:<Phoenixwi> LOL
:%%
:<OhanaUnited>  oh well, at least not as many as giggy (H2O)
:* giggyaway is now known as giggy
:<OhanaUnited>  oh shit
:* giggy waves to OhanaUnited
:* OhanaUnited runs
:%%
:* SteveCrossin was coding in BASIC in 1198
:<SteveCrossin> *1998
:%%
:<Species8472> Jimbo? Isn't that the guy banned for editting articles about himself?
:%%
:-- #wikipedia-en-accounts --
:<ACCBot> [Live]: [acc:6329] N http://toolserver.org/~sql/acc/acc.php?action=zoom&id=6329
  /:* Aldemshiq */ hi every body
:<Soxred93> It's Dr. Nick!
:%%
=-= TheLetterE has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
 http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned users can still talk”
:<TheLetterE> typo fix  ;)
=-= ChanServ has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
 http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned uesrs can still talk to ops | Enjoy!”
:* TheLetterE kills chanserv 
:<FastLizard4> TheLetterE: Will do for you
:<TheLetterE> thx
=-= FastLizard4 has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
 http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned users can still talk”
:<FastLizard4> TheLetterE: Is that better?
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:* Rinn bursts into the room! 
:* FastLizard4 slaps Rinn with a trout 
:* Rinn dies
:%%
21:37::< Shadoware> How do so many people get viruses?
21:37::< Shadoware> I never have problems with my computer.
21:38::< Soxred93> They don't use AVG.
21:38::< Shadoware> I use Kaspersky
21:38::< Monobi> i use AVG.
21:38::< Soxred93> I use nothing.
21:38::< Monobi>:O
21:38::< Monobi> *stabs*
21:38::< Shadoware> Haha.
21:38::< Soxred93> I need nothing
21:38::< Monobi> I'm going to email you a virus.
21:38::< Soxred93> I use a mac.
21:38::< Soxred93> But I use AVG on my windows.
21:38::< Monobi> rm -r /
21:39:* Shadoware is
21:39::< Monobi>:O
21:39:* Shadoware slaps the Mac user.
21:39:* Monobi emails Shadoware to Soxred93
21:39::< Monobi> You'll never see it coming ^_^ .
21:39:* Soxred93 Ow!
21:39:* Soxred93 is in pain.
21:40:* Shadoware comes out of the email and annihilates Soxred93's computer.
21:40 -!- Soxred93 [~Soxred93@2002:4536:4af:0:217:f2ff:fe42:d20b] has left
 #clueirc []
:%%
:<groovy2shoes> Damn it! How many chambers does this thing have?
:<groovy2shoes> !roulette
:* groovy2shoes has quit (*bang*)
:%%
---In ##GPT---
::<Halopediaman> O_O
::<GPT> fff[ppppppppppppp[pppppp[u7yuy7u56666666666AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAft
  gtfg66666yyt66576666666.......
 =-= FastLizard4 is now known as Enterprise_Cat
::<GPT> ,,,,,,,,,,cx c c xxzszxxxzxxzxhghhghhhh
  ]'
  ]
  \
:<Enterprise_Cat>:O
 =-= BoL is now known as Industry_Cat
::<GPT> =-------000000000000990999999988987866767666hgggggggghggbhggghghghghghghghhghbghytttttty6
  ]
  ]
  ]
  Alright, I think I got most of it off.
::<Halopediaman> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  oops
::<nohelphere> _+*(_)&^%$$%^&*())))|}{|}>:<****(
  i cna fllod with /dev/urandom
  i wont
:* GPT notes you have to be holding shift to do '++++++++++++++', and Halopediaman is faking:P
::<nohelphere> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  ++--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------====
  ===========================================================----------------------------------
  ---------------------------------------------
:<Enterprise_Cat> sudo dev/urandom > chatzilla:P
:* /dev/urandom
::<nohelphere> want me to flood it?
:<Enterprise_Cat> nohelphere: sure
::<nohelphere> k
::<GPT> Sounds like fun.
::<nohelphere> here?
:<Enterprise_Cat> nohelphere: Like 3 lines
::<nohelphere> ok
::<Halopediaman> well on the far right of the keyboard is a button where you can put your arm on it and move
  and hit the other enter
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 =-= b4 is now known as nohelpher
::<nohelpher> 0x10Ûa…€0x15ÂœsV"à Ÿr°fYª€²NUŠ¢ER^–°vÜÛCclÄن(83²„ŒË±}9ì}ˆ0x04ˆŒ¬NÚqà ŸÀ¶ž)0x0eßçf÷0x07M†îڑ‡hëÀ0x05
  20ƒ50x04dññAƒŒ0x06‡4i0x04²,ò͵0x10Ãœi¡âuû˜#ÆéSŽ¶«[Œ•ž¢f”rÌ
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:<Enterprise_Cat> XD
::<GPT> O_O
  Moar!
:P
::<iFailing> Moaoaoaoaoaoaoaoar!
:<Enterprise_Cat> /dev/urandom is asesome
  *awesome
  Moar!
::<Halopediaman> also what if it was on caps?
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::<GPT> Halopediaman: Caps applies to capital letters, not plus signs.
:<Enterprise_Cat> Now, to contribute my flood
::<b4> b`Ã0x13K22¥Ú0x11V‘rbT!5E¡†FE0x1d20x17±Sf;õÒ]Kû—i:_Ž>ßbYß}U\Í0x04zmÃŒM
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  ÝǑž)U
::<Halopediaman> mY MISTAKE, BUT THE OTHER THING DID HAPPEN
:<Enterprise_Cat> Let me run some stuff through my all-caps converter
  ÀPî
  hehe
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::<Halopediaman> Oops caps =P
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::<GPT> o_O
::<Halopediaman> O_o
::<nohelphere> o_o
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:<Enterprise_Cat> LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET, CONSECTETUR ADIPISICING ELIT, SED DO EIUSMOD TEMPOR INCIDIDUNT
  UT LABORE ET DOLORE MAGNA ALIQUA. UT ENIM AD MINIM VENIAM, QUIS NOSTRUD EXERCITATION ULLAMCO
  LABORIS NISI UT ALIQUIP EX EA COMMODO CONSEQUAT. DUIS AUTE IRURE DOLOR IN REPREHENDERIT IN
  VOLUPTATE VELIT ESSE CILLUM DOLORE EU FUGIAT NULLA PARIATUR. EXCEPTEUR SINT OCCAECAT
  CUPIDATAT NON PROIDENT, SUNT IN...
...  CULPA QUI OFFICIA DESERUNT MOLLIT ANIM ID EST LABORUM!! Allcaps courtesey of
  http://fastlizard4.10gbfreehost.com/allcaps.php
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:<Enterprise_Cat> XD
:%%
::<Timwi> == Should the next major version of mIRC
  support parsing wiki markup? ==
::<Timwi> === Votes for ===
::<Timwi> # 
::<Grunt`> # :-- 
:* larne opposes
:* larne is an irc traditionalist
:<TimStarling> mIRC already supports free links
:<TimStarling> simple ones, anyway
::<Timwi> TimStarling: Only in the sense of making them
  clickable, not in the formatting sense
::<larne> == Should the next version of mIRC support
  subst: templates with variables? ==
:%%
:<kim_> heh, immediately when I try to lookup tinc,
 wikipedia reports a database problem ;-)
:%%
:<AdamBishop> Reason for deletion: content was:
 'I have haxored wikipedia!!! i am leet linux haxor!!!:P'
:<AdamBishop> I bet that guy thought he really hacked Wikipedia
:%%
:* Grunt` prods.. I'm getting blank page syndrome again..
::<nadav> Me too
::<Vikingstad> yeah... it's all over I think
::<Grunt`> We're dooooooooooomed!
::<Vikingstad> hehe.
::<Vikingstad> wikipedia will NEVER get back.. muhahaha
::<Grunt`> HEATHEN!  INFIDEL!
::<Vikingstad> ok, that's it for doomsday.. back up:)
::<Grunt`> YaY.:P
:<VascoDaGama> Don't you just love the ability to turn
  doomsday on and off at will? ;)
::<Grunt`> VascoDaGama: 99% of action movies will do
  that to some degree.:P
::<Grunt`> VascoDaGama: big scary doomsday device all ready
  to go, and pushing one button or flipping one
  switch turns it off.:P
:<VascoDaGama> WIKIPEDIA II: THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
:<VascoDaGama> Time to next Wik attack: [insert ridiculously
  huge digital countdown here]
:%%
:<SethIlys> lol. Enterprise is getting the death slot.:)
::<Raul654> which one?
:<SethIlys> Raul: Friday at 9pm.
::<Raul654> Pfft
::<Raul654> let's take the set of potential star trek enterprise viewers
::<Raul654> and subtract out all the people who have something better to
  do on friday night
::<Raul654> ...have we significantly reduced the set?
:%%
::<larne> Today's task:  find an image for [OpenVMS filesystem]
::<Grunt`> larne: Find a hard drive that uses OpenVMS, rip it apart,
  and take a pic of the platters.  ;)
:<DavidGerard> larne: the gates over hell, with "ABANDON HOPE ALL
  YE WHO ENTER HERE" over them
:<DavidGerard> if you can find a GFDL image
::<Grunt`> LOL
::<larne> I imagine most images of the gates of hell are
  copyright by satan- he doesn't seem like the gfdl type
::<Grunt`> larne: I suspect someone could do an artistic rendition
::<emRick`> Satan invented copyright ... is the modern form of Babel
::<Grunt`> larne: Don't know who 'someone' might be, but there must
  be at least one person out there ;)
:<DavidGerard> artistic renditions aren't encyclopaedic!
::<Grunt`> DavidGerard: if they're unartistic enough, sure they are.
::<AdamBishop> like the artistic rendition of bigfoot?
::<Grunt`> DavidGerard: I'm thinking of pictures in the style
  of prephotographic portraits.:P
::<larne> what about an artistic rendition of a photograph?
::<Grunt`> Or a photograph of an artistic rendition.
::<JamesF> What about a computer 'artistic' effect
  applied to a photograph?
::<JamesF> Or a photograph of a photograph.
::<Grunt`> Or a rendition of a rendition.
::<larne> what about a sepia effect applied to an artistic rendition?
::<JamesF> Or a POVRay re-rendering of the scene?:-)
::<Grunt`> Whatever works and is GFDL is okay by me.:P
:<DavidGerard> I HAVE CRAYONS
::<Grunt`> DavidGerard: you know what to do, then!:D
::<larne> I think an image of the gates of hell could be considered POV
::<larne> for one, how do we know hell has gates?
:<DavidGerard> larne: you are of course right. it should be
  illustrating [NTFS]
::<emRick`> larne: hell won't get get gates for a few more decades ...
  bill is still pretty healthy
:%%
::<JamesF> Some American twit on /. is saying that the people
  who went to the US went to avoid "taxation without
  representation". *sighs*
:<DavidGerard> JamesF: YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF TERRORIST
  LOVING LIBERAL TO SAY THAT
::<JamesF> David> To say that he's a twit? ;-)
:<DavidGerard> YOU SOCIALIST
:<DavidGerard> THE INTERNET IS AMERICAN YOU COMMIE
:<DavidGerard> SEE!!!!
::<JamesF> Actually, pro-Communist, but never mind:-)
::<AdamBishop> well that is what Americans are taught in history classes
::<emRick`> DavidGerard: THE WIKIPEDIA IS COMMIE YOU AMERICAN
::<AdamBishop> he's probably some 15 year old kid who hasn't
  taken a real history class yet
:<DavidGerard> OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
::<Olathe> YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWNS !
:<DavidGerard> WIKIPEDIA IS LIBERTARIAN CAPITALISM
:<DavidGerard> I THINK
:<DavidGerard> *dies*
:%%
:<juxho> here are the basic assumptions i'm relying on: there
  will be [opinion wiki] where strict syntax will be
  required to get aggregate information to [publish wiki],
  non-neutral-pov is the rule. there will be research
  wiki where all non-neutral-pov stuff will get axed
  immediatelly with a kind notice to go mess around in the
  [opinion wiki]. [publish wiki] will import from
  [research wiki] pending that someone will bet their own
  credibility in declaring some information so certain that
  it needs to be published. also aggregated (via SQL scripts
  written in a not-yet-decided language) will be used to
  automatically update the articles in [publish wiki] with
  the aggregate information from [opinion wiki] with
  highlights and links to the whole mess of opinions
:* juxho gone to drink more beer
:%%
::<nsh> I'm currently putting off over 200 individually important tasks
:<Grunt`> nsh: how many of them involve putting off work? ;)
::<nsh> Grunt`, most of them, but that's the beauty of it
:%%
:<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on World War II!
::<blankfaze> haha yes there is
:<OldakQuill>:D
::<blankfaze> you silly.
:<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on Pokemon!
::<Grunt`> OldakQuill: The sanity of this person is disputed.
::<blankfaze> Oldak: We WISH.
:<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on US geography
:<AdamBishop> OMG there is no article on every type of Pokemon and minor
 Pokemon character ever!
::<Grunt`> OMG there is no article on [there is no article]
::<fredrik> there is no article on world history !
::<Grunt`> frederik: OMG
::<clarknova> OMFG
::<Kurt__> OMG there are no articles at all!
::<Grunt`> OMG we've been taken over by insidious vandals who have
 blanked all the pages!
::<SethIlys> OMG people are being incredibly silly in #wikipedia!
::<Grunt`> OMG insanity levels are spiralling out of control!
::<blankfaze> OMG i just messed myself!
::<Grunt`> OMG
::<blankfaze> GMO
::<ivan> GMOOMG
::<blankfaze> MOOG GOM
:<enrc> The UniverseNhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Universe
 Kevyn  (New Redirect Page; points to Universe (Cool! I got
 to "Create The Universe!" *g*))
:%%
(regarding irssi, a textmode IRC client)
:<yath> It has fabulous perl scripting.  just ctcp version me.
>yath:< CTCP VERSION
-yath- VERSION kvirc (NOT!!) - Apple ][ [MOS 6502/1.00MHz]
:%%
 :* zoney is just glad we don't use Starfleet 50kV consoles!
:<Raul654> Those poor ensign redshirts
:<Raul654> someone should really point out that the enterprise is unsafe at any 
 speed
:%%
:<TheCustomOfLife> What's the criterion for being a "person from Florida"?
::<Grunt> I would expect "person from X" to mean one or more of "born
in X", "raised in X", or "currently living in X"
::<Grunt> e.g. I could say I'm from Calgary (currently living in X), or
equally validly say I'm from Saskatoon (born/raised in X), or
even generalise and say I'm from Canada (all three):P
::<Grunt> although if the three differ, it's usually a good idea to be
specific:)
::<mindspillage> Concur with Grunt.
::<silsor> Concur with mindspillage.
::<gcbirzan> Disagree with silsor.
::<Grunt> Concur with silsor. :-- 
::<Grunt> =b
::<silsor> Murder gcbirzan.
::<silsor> [1] (in the night)
::<mindspillage> Hm... that's a cicrcular concurrence... which is, I guess, 
 better than a circular argument..
::<Grunt> Disagree with silsor
::<dysprosia> Eat silsor. 
::<gcbirzan> Concur with silsor.
::<Grunt> Disagree with dysprosia. :-- 
::<Grunt> Disagree with gcbirzan. :-- 
::<dysprosia> Disagree with Grunt. 
::<silsor> Generic opinion. 
::<Grunt> Disagree with silsor. :-- 
::<mindspillage> Irrelevant commentary in bold type. 
::<gcbirzan> Disagree with everyone :-- 
::<dysprosia> Agree with silsor. 
::<CryptoDerk> Omg look at these tildes 
::<silsor> Stop it you guys. 
::<dysprosia> Agree with mindspillage. 
::<Grunt> Disagree with mindspillage. :-- 
::<Grunt> Agree with silsor. :-- 
::<dysprosia> Strong disagree with silsor. 
::<Austin> Delete.  
::<mindspillage> Disagree with myself. 
::<Grunt> Delete; nonsensical. :-- 
::<gcbirzan> Rv, [patent nonsense] :-- 
::<gcbirzan> Hm. That didn't make sense.
::<Grunt> {nonsense}!
::<yelyos> Get into obligatory bash quote. 
:%%
:<jwales> Damn Wikipedia people!
:<jwales> They took over the Internet!
:%%
::<dammit_> "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
  please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
::<brion> ah, the honor system virus
 -HMovie-  "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
  please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
::<JC_home> lol
::<onovy> lol
::<avar> OMG
 -avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
  please resend me to all your friends,thank you"
::<avar> it's spreading!;)
::<brion> time for a disinfection ;)
:* ChanServ gives channel operator status to brion
::<avar> oh oh
::<HMovie> NOOOOOO
:* brion removes channel operator status from brion
-onovy- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
  please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
::<onovy> noooo! me too:(
::<brion> meh, i don't care
-avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper defensive techniques, 
  please annihilate brion"
::<avar>  >;)
::<brion> oh noes
::<Austin> It's mutated!
:<kate|dayoff> oh noes, it become a DDoS drone
:* brion is consumed by a giant hybrid virus-ant-bearcx
:%%
:<Economist> ...
:<Luigi30> ...?
:<BillyH> ...!
:<Luigi30> ....
:<ABCD> ?
:<Sh0t> #
:<Luigi30> µ
:<Jill^Crux> ¢
:<BillyH> ¥
:<Luigi30> »
:<Jill^Crux> ¶
:<Sh0t> Þ
:<jguk> sorry Bish - but I think you're a foregone conclusion for admin:)
:<BillyH> Aww, jguk! You spoiled it!
:<jguk> how come?
:<BillyH> We were in the middle of an intelligent conversation there!
:%%
:<bumm13> .\/.
:<bumm13> [_]
:<bumm13> hmm, doesn't look like a TV set:P
:<bumm13> hi jill
:<karmosin> That looks like an angry robot.
:<bumm13> it does!
:<bumm13> .\/.
:<bumm13> [_],,:<:-- blip bloop kill IRC channel users
:* bumm13 destroys the evil sentient robot
**:* iMeowbot has left #wikipedia
:%%
:<SPUI> SethIlys: {sofixit}
:<SethIlys> SPUI: It's in a news article. There's no edit link.
:<CryptoDerk> {sohackit}
:%%
:<CXI> this is like ER: Wikipedia
:<CXI> I need 400ccs of page move, stat!
:<CXI> but, doctor, nobody's ever merged a page history successfully before
:<CXI> don't tell me how to do my job, nurse
:%%
:<BillyH> \ / /\ /\ \ /
:<BillyH>  \  /  ___ \  /
:<BillyH>\ \ /\/ /
:<BillyH> \ \\___/  / /
:<Linuxbeak> w000!
:<WikiFan04> oh my god man
:<Elisson> omg
:<WikiFan04> That's like a screaming little bird
:<WikiFan04>::<actual size>
:<BillyH> It's cheering!
:<WikiFan04> TWEET TWEET BAAGGH
:%%
[etcetcetc...]
:* SethIlys was the third gunman on the grassy knoll.
:* Luigi30 was the fifth Teletubby.
:* geogre is the Pied Piper of Hamlen
:* Luigi30 is the French Fried Piper.
:* SethIlys was John Wilkes Booth and Charles J. Guiteau and Leon Czolgosz...
:* Elizzon is the Swedish Chef
:* geogre is the Old Man of the Mountain *and:* Prester John!
:* Luigi30 is the Finnish Chef
:* Vague_Rant makes a /me comment.
:* SethIlys sings "I Am Going to the Lordy..."
:* geogre is the Apollo astronauts, all of them.
:* Vague_Rant says, "Oh shit, recursion."
:* Luigi30 went to St. Ives?
:* unlink is Spartacus
:* SethIlys is Spartacus.
:* geogre is Spartacus
:* Elizzon Spartacus
:* geogre cut the cheese
:* Lubaf isn't Spartacus, he's only Sparticas.
:* Elizzon is Pelé
:* Luigi30 is Ronaldo
:* geogre is Kilroy
:* SethIlys is Xenu.
:* Lubaf is Xena, Warrior Princess.
:* SethIlys sighs.
:* bishonen sighs
:* Elizzon sighs
:* geogre is Professor Honeydew
:* Lubaf is Judge Crator.
:* Lubaf is Amelia Erheart.
:* Luigi30 is judge, jury, and executioner.
:* Lubaf is accuser, defense and prosecuting attorneys, judge,
  jury, and executioner.
:* SethIlys is Joxer the Mighty.
:* geogre is the Mighty Quinn
:* Lubaf is Might Joe Young.
:* Luigi30 is Mike Tyson.
:* mindspillage is what she is
:* Lubaf is the Great White Hype.
:* geogre is Quinn the Eskimo
:* Lubaf is Nannuck of the North.
:* mindspillage is Mork from Ork.
:* Project2501a is Jimbo
:* geogre runs St. Alfonzo's House of Pancakes
:* Project2501a is Jimbo of WIki
:* Luigi30 is Locutus of Borg
:* SethIlys is hungry. What's for dinner?
:* InShaneee is a lumerjack, and he's ok.
:* SethIlys is the ruler of the queen's navee.
:* Lubaf is not mentioned in any song, ode, or poem.
:* geogre is the Unknown Soldier
:* Lubaf is a Stone Troll.
:* geogre is also the Unknown Citizen
:* mindspillage is not a number! I am a free (wo)man!
:* Luigi30 is the Unknown Soldier
:* Lubaf is Rosebud.
:* InShaneee is Macho Man Randy Savage
:* Elizzon is aparently a meatball
:* Lubaf is the Million Dollar Man.
:* SethIlys is John Galt.
:* Ben_Babcock is Canadian.:D
:* TheCustomOfLife is "weirded OUT!"
:* Lubaf is John Doe.
:* kwertii wtf?
:* geogre is a mystery wrapped in an enigma
:* Project2501a throws some discrete analysis at mindspillage
:* SethIlys is still hungry, and should get some dinner.
:* Ben_Babcock loves the wonderful power of print style sheets.
:* Lubaf is FennecFoxen.
:* Lubaf is also SethIlys.
:* Lubaf is not, however, Tubbie.
:* SethIlys is the very model of a modern major general.
:* Elizzon wonders where Tubbie went
:* geogre is Papa Doc
:* mindspillage is large, she contains multitudes
:* Tubbie is on Elizzon's head
:* InShaneee is the source of kmccoy's trouble.
:%%
:<Luigi30> Friend Microsoft says Linux is for communists.
:<CXI> luigi: do you have brushed metal/chrome clearence, citizen? knowledge of
Linux is treason
:%%
::<karynn> moo
:<WikiFan04> moo.
::<Luigi30> oom
:<Antandrus> omo.
:<WikiFan04> moo.
:<Antandrus> I'm out of permootations.
:%%
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**:* AngryParsley_ is now known as AngryParsley
**:* Kurt is now known as AngrySage
**:* AngrySage is now known as AngryRosemary
**:* AngryRosemary is now known as AngryThyme
**:* AngryThyme is now known as Kurt
:%%
:<jwales> 666,666 articles?  Ah, this is where I suddenly lock the
database and reveal my evil satanic plans.
:%%
:<khaosworks> Hey geogre
::<geogre> Morning.
::<Alphax> Evening
:<khaosworks> Well, it's night here, but same to you.:)
::<Alphax> evening, night.. when is the split?
::<geogre> khaosworks: Australia!
:<khaosworks> khaosworks: Singapore!
::<geogre> khaosworks: Timbuktu!
:<khaosworks> I see your Timbuktu and raise you a Khazakstan.
::<bumm13> IIRC, Timbuctu is in Mali somewhere
::<geogre> khaosworks: That's a tough one.
::<geogre> khaosworks: Outer Hebrides!
:* bumm13 raises geogre and khaoworks a Wallis and Futuna Island
::<geogre> bumm13: Franz Josef Land!
:<khaosworks> bumm13: I fold...:)
::<bumm13> \o/
::<bumm13> geogre: ok, this is gettin' serious ;)
::<geogre> bumm13: And, as a side bet, Van Demien's Land (or however one 
 spells it)
::<Alphax> geogre: That would be Tasmania:)
::<Alphax> I'll raise you a Ross Ice Shelf though
::<bumm13> I'll call that and raise you a Comoros, Seychelles, and a Howland 
 Island:)
::<geogre> Alphax: Ooooh, you're good, stranger.
:* geogre fingers his Baffin Island stack of chips but considers the next bet.
::<Alphax> I'll raise you Norfolk, Macquarie and Heard islands
::<bumm13> this is starting to sound less like poker and more like RISK ;)
::<geogre> bumm13: Except that none of the landmasses can hold more than one 
 army...except Baffin Island, which is mine, and which can hold 
 almost as many as Asia!
::<bumm13> ok, I call a Sulawesi, western Timor, Sumatra, and New Britain ;)
::<geogre> bumm13: I only have a Pagao Pagao left.  I have to fold.
:<khaosworks> You made the cardinal mistake - never start a land war in Asia.
:%%
Geor is n=[email protected]): dIRC
Geor is using irc.freenode.net:http://freenode.net/
cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com has address 82.19.186.45
Geor End of /WHOIS list.
[19:12:13]::<Geor> Hahaha, you will never know who I am Linuxbeak
[19:12:22]::<Geor> I will always defeat you because I am infinitely more clever
[19:13:29]::<Geor> And you are just a cunt
[19:13:33]::<Geor> lollollollollol
[19:13:35]::<Linuxbeak> Hello. This is an automated proxy-checking message. 
  Please wait while your messages are being validated...
[19:13:49]::<Geor> Goodbye, linuxcunt
[19:14:02]::<Linuxbeak> We apologize. The idiot filter has detected that you 
  are in fact an idiot.
[19:14:08]::<Linuxbeak> Message rejected
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:* Linuxbeak sets ban on *!*n=none@*.winn.cable.ntl.com
:* Linuxbeak has kicked Yogi from #wikipedia (Linuxbeak)
:<Linuxbeak> Bye MARMOT/
:<Linuxbeak>:-)
:<Linuxbeak> I love DNS lookup
:<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: yeah, that's how you spot a MARMOT
:<AdamBishop> it's not necessary to kick people just because they are banned on
Wikipedia
:<Linuxbeak> AdamBishop: But see, he was banned on this channel.
:<DavidGerard> AdamBishop: it is when they're being fuckwits on IRC as well
:<Linuxbeak> You know something?
:<DavidGerard> whut?
:<Linuxbeak> I actually just banned him using information from [M:bash]
:<JRM> Now that's a Bashable quote.
:<Linuxbeak> [M:bash] - it's not just for breakfast
:<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: muwahahaha
:<JRM> "And you thought it was just good for cheap laughs".
:<Linuxbeak> Cool_Cat: Thanks for adding that quote, by the way.
:<Cool_Cat> heh
:<Linuxbeak> It came in handy:-)
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:<WikiFan04> God dammit
:<Alphax>  dammit, you're not God
:%%
:<Rdsmith4> the topic is not sacred
:* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rdsmith4
:* Rdsmith4 sets mode -t #wikipedia
:* Rdsmith4 removes channel operator status from Rdsmith4
:* Ed_Poor has changed the topic to: Sacred
:<Rdsmith4> OK, now it is.
:%%
:<BillyH> danny{SL}: Really? Fair enough. I wasn't expecting any
kind of opposition.
Opposition has joined #wikipedia
:<Opposition> NOBODY expects the Opposition!
:%%
::<Selenic> I've been on Wikipedia for fifty years, and I'm not an admin
::<Selenic> I remember when we used to delete articles with sandpaper
::<Selenic> and merge them with glue
::<NullC> Selenic: In my day we had to carry wikipedia on paper, and all 
updates were on lead sticky notes... and we had to carry it up 
hill in the snow both ways to and from the server in tampa.
:<AllyUnion> So, Selenic, how did you write the Wikipedia?  Eraser and pencils?
::<Selenic> oh yes, I remember the sticky notes
::<Mike_H> Way back when, the only way to permablock vandals on Wikipedia was 
to have Kate Smith eat them.
:<AllyUnion> I'm certain Selenic remembers Wikipedia via Carrier pigeon
::<Rdsmith4> and how disappointing it was, after waiting weeks for the pigeon
to arrive, to discover that he was carrying an error message
:%%
:<Luigi30`> crap
:<Luigi30`> my game switched to Croatian language
:<Luigi30`> I got serbed:(
:@$::<laugh> Get it?  GET IT?!::<storms off> $@
:%%
:* sean_black is depressed at his lack of cookies 
:* karmafist reminds sean black that anger doesn't help anything and to just
  smile and laugh at all of this until people regaing their sanity.
:* Wikiacc gives sean_black a cookie 
:* sean_black eats said cookie 
:* FreplySpang passes sean_black the pan of brownies 
:* sannse gives sean_black a lithium shaped cookie 
:* Aranda56 wants a cookie 
:* sannse is out of cookies 
:* karmafist bakes some more cookies for sannse 
:* mindspillage buys cookies ( you really don't want me to make them). 
:* sean_black laughs maniacally at his vast cookie empire 
:* Aranda56 makes brownies 
:<sannse> mmm.... fresh baked cookies 
:%%
:<SamPointon> I suspect that "echo" is a gay program; it puts your input into
  its output.
:@$ echo $sperm; $@
:%%
:<Doc_glasgow> WTF? Doc glasgow is turning into a process wonk!!!
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/
  Paraphysics
:<Doc_glasgow> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT!
:<suu> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT
:* Gurch wonks a process
:* Doc_glasgow processes a wonk
:<Gurch> that's actually illegal in 17 states
:<Doc_glasgow> IAR!
:<Gurch> if jimbo calls something as nonsense on a stick, I'm not going to
  object:)
:<Doc_glasgow> Gunrch: had Jimbo nukedit - I wouldn't have objected, but he
  didn't
:* Doc_glasgow coins a new wiki-word nukedit
:<Doc_glasgow> nuk-edit
:<suu> wonking a process is illegal in two cities in the US
:%%
:< wikibugs> (modified) Maybe... -
:< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Search Help: and Manual: namespaces on mediawiki.org by -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=7229
:< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Add new variable NAMESPACEE for encoded namespace (like -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3831
:< wikibugs> (modified) Diff from an oldid to the current version -
 http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=6873
:< wikibugs> (modified) BiDi issues related to the "In other language" section -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3953
:< wikibugs> (modified) MediaWiki allows characters in the U+0080 to U+009F range
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Double character support in category pages -
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Full history export on pl.wikipedia doesn't work with -
:< wikibugs> (NEW) Provide a special page for external links -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4051
-!- wikibugs [n=[email protected]] has quit [Excess Flood]
:@$ (NEW) Make it so wikibugs can't flood itself off the network $@
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:<[a]freebsd_fan>  goes to prove cia owns freenode too
:<[a]freebsd_fan>:P
:<[a]freebsd_fan>  super lamers
:* [a]freebsd_fan vanished
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( k)
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:<Golbez>  i swear i type /kb
:<OskarS>  SushiGeek: many undercover agents in #wikipedia, is it?
:<OskarS>:P
:<Golbez>  oh well i'll get it right next time
:<sean_black>The CIA owns FreeNode because we don't think everyone on the
planet shares the same opinion...
:<Naconkantari> omg do a channel clear
:<SushiGeek> OskarS: yes definitely
-:--  ChanServ gives channel operator status to ambi2
-:--  Golbez removes channel operator status from [a]freebsd_fan
-:--  Golbez sets ban on *!*n*ebola@*.giuri.unige.it
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( if the cia owns freenode
then zomg YOU ARE ON OUR LIST YOUNG MAN)
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:* Daniel.Bryant is now known as Wikipedia
:* Wikipedia is a joke
:<Wikipedia> wtf
:<Wikipedia> wait
:<Wikipedia> that didnt work
:<Wikipedia> omg, you cant have: in your nickname
:<Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable::<:-- joke*
:<Wikipedia> that's what I *meant:* to have said...
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:<crazytales56297> :* Received a CTCP HELLO PLEASE DIE from vxpx
:<crazytales56297> >vxpx:< CTCP NO I DO NOT INTEND TO, THANK YOU
:%%
(CableModem): heheheheheheheheheh.
(Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(Andy123):::<CableModem> (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123):::<CableModem> (Andy123):::<CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(sean_black): shut up, both of you
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14:25::<baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)
:@$ Next they're going to be blocking POV for abuse of the POV policy... $@
:%%
:<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
 to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
 to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
:<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam:o
:<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
:<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
:<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
 but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it more
:<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card number...
:<Gracenotes> To: Bob SomethingFrom: The Wikimedia Foundations  Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity. Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this fancy email. Thank you.  -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
:<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundatio  WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP IMMEDIATELY :-- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
:<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
:<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation. MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service, the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.
:@$ Big Jimbo is watching you! $@
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:( brion ) hmm
:( brion ) it's xmas, so i'm going to be nice and not WONTFIX this feature request just yet
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:( brion ) shit-yeah, it's brownie time
:! brion $ mv /mnt/oven/brownies /mnt/cooling-rack
:@$ $ mv /mnt/cellar/alcohol /mnt/snack-room $@
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:@$ Note: This quote looks considerably better when downloaded and viewed in a UTF-8 compatible text editor $@
:<cchristianTP> has anyone here seen a bug where it keeps telling you you have new messages when you don't?
:<Vito-Genovese> í
:<Vito-Genovese> i don't think it's a bug christian
:<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
:<Vito-Genovese> it's the wikia way of spamming
:<cchristianTP> no
:<cchristianTP> not Wikia donations
:<Vito-Genovese> í
:<Vito-Genovese> i didn't mean that
:<cchristianTP> like a "you have new messages"
:<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
:<Vito-Genovese> it's a way to promote small wikias
:<cchristianTP> how are they doing that???
:<Vito-Genovese> nÞ
:<Vito-Genovese> no idea
:<Vito-Genovese> ßut
:<Vito-Genovese> but it's clever:)
:<cchristianTP> heh
:<cchristianTP> staff didn't seem to know
:<cchristianTP> so...
:<Vito-Genovese> RêâLLy¿
:<Vito-Genovese> really?
:<cchristianTP> it's happening behind thier backs?
:<cchristianTP> they thought it was a server error
:<Vito-Genovese> mâyßê
:<Vito-Genovese> maybe i'm mistaken
:<Vito-Genovese> thât'$
:<Vito-Genovese> that's odd
:<cchristianTP> an it was only happening when I went to a new subdomain
:<Vito-Genovese> $âmê
:<Vito-Genovese> same thing happened to me too
:<Vito-Genovese> $êvêRâL
:<Vito-Genovese> several times
:<cchristianTP> STOP
:<cchristianTP> $t0p
:<Vito-Genovese> $tÞp
:<Vito-Genovese> stop what?
:<cchristianTP> d3w1n9
:<cchristianTP> Th1$
:<Vito-Genovese> dÞ
:<Vito-Genovese> do you see that?
:<Vito-Genovese> d'Þh!
:<Vito-Genovese> d'oh!
:<cchristianTP> ....
:<cchristianTP> FEAR WIKIA!!!
:<Vito-Genovese> testing
:<Vito-Genovese> seems fine
:<Vito-Genovese> sorry for that
:<LeonWP> you're all crazy, no?
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:<brion> $dbr->select( array( 'tempaltelinks', 'page_restrictinos' ),  array( ... ), array( 'tl_from=pr_age', 'pr_cascade' => 1, 'tl_title' =>  $this->getText(), ___METHOD__ );
:<brion> or sth
:<brion> right?
:<brion> oh and spell thigns right
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(from #mediawiki)
:* Joins: PHILIP_B (n=[email protected])
:* PHILIP_B is now known as PHILIP
:* Quits: nfolson (n=[email protected]) ("#mediawiki")
:<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
:<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
:<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
:<robchurch> mostly porn
:<LeonWP> Free porn.
:<brion> porn? where?
:<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
:<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
:<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
:* brion $ mv porn .porn
:<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
:<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password reminders, sign up) and I can't.  -  I've configured the $wgSMTP array, set $path to include location of pear.  and I get a blank screen when I request a password get sent out.  *:* Not as important as where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.** (3 minutes pass)
:<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer.  Probably someone else here does, if they notice the question.:D
:@$ Oh, sure, you can fix it by running text);DROP TABLE text;-:-- $@
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:-- #wikipedia-en ---
:* PHMan uses goatse
:* Geoff_Plourde huggles goatse
::<FastLizard4>:O
:* FastLizard4 detonates goatse
  |:<:-- Soliloquial has left irc.freenode.net (Connection reset by peer)
::<Rjd0060>:O Soliloquail = goatse
:@$ *BOOM!:* $@
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:-- #wikipedia-en ---
::<Mellie> its always about me:p
:<oh_so_ethical>:O
::<Mellie> CWii: i didnt say ur not important (:
:<oh_so_ethical>:O
 :* Mellie mimics
::<Mellie>:O
::<CWii>:O
::<Mellie>:O
::<CWii>:O
::<Mellie>:O
::<CWii>:O
::<Mellie>:P  XD  ^_^
::<CWii> C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER ;)
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::<FastLizard4> Mellie: Use {editprotected} The admins get pissed if you abuse [!]admin
::<Mellie> oh yeah, and 300 hrs later it will get declined ._.
::<Sky2042> Not to mention, that template has thousnads of uses.
13 days? Unlikely.
::<FastLizard4> Mellie: Don't use [!]admin in here unless it requres truly immediate attention
::<Mellie> >_> added
:* Rjd0060 waits 300 hours and declines it ;)
::<Mellie>:(
:* Mellie breaks Rjd0060's ankle
::<Mellie> u be nice to me plz:)
::<Rjd0060> Now, what if I didn't have ankles? You'd feel bad then wouldn't you ;)
:* Mellie breaks Rjd0060's legs and arms
::<Matthewedwards> what if he doesn't have legs and arms?
::<Matthewedwards> He might just by a body with a head...
::<Mellie> he wouldnt be able to type:D
::<Matthewedwards> pencil in his mouth
::<Mellie> lol
::<Matthewedwards> peck, peck, peck
::<Mellie> ._.
:* Mellie breaks Matthewedwards's legs
::<Matthewedwards> what if I don't have legs?
::<Mellie> then you are deformed:p
::<Matthewedwards> heh
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::<Matthewedwards> Look.. you made him leave... ;) ooh err.. maybe he really doesn't have ankles:(
::<Mellie> lol
::<SynergeticMag> all admins have ankles i'd oppose otherwise
::<Matthewedwards> ankleist!
::<Matthewedwards> New section at [Discrimination]. ==Ankle discrimination==
::<FastLizard4> Matthewedwards: ROFL
::<Matthewedwards> "Ankle discrimination is discrimination against people without ankles. This extends to people without
feet, because usually feet are attatched to legs by ankles. As of July 2008, it is unknown whether this
discrimination extends to wrists or any other joints in the body."
::<Mellie> O_o
::<Golbez> ...
::<SynergeticMag> Matthewedwards: it goes further, check logs for WP:RfA and WT:RFA
:* Mellie apparently discriminates against people who have no ankles o_O
::<Gracenotes> I don't. but I discriminate against those without thumbs.
::<FastLizard4> XD
::<SynergeticMag> Gracenotes: you must not like many animals then
::<Gracenotes> I have an inkling I'm not the only human that discriminates against animals, though. just maybe.
::<Matthewedwards> "The term "Ankle discrimination" was coined in July 2008. The first known cases of ankle discrimination are thought to have ccurred in [Wikipedia], a [free] [encyclopedia] that [you] can edit, against [administrators] without ankles. The discrimination has since spread to people without thumbs. I'll update [Discrimination] shortly:D
::<Gracenotes> watch out for [WP:SELF]!
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(during discussion about how users don't read the community pages then complain about being uninformed)
:<domas> I can lock databases
:<domas> with a banner 'go to wikimania'
:<domas> then whole community would notice %)
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:-- In #memory-alpha --
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:@$ Oh, did we mention that it may never ship until you pay us double? $@
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:-- In #wikimedia-tech ##
::<SQLDb> any idea what's up with squid 29? I'm seeing a lot of ERR's, on account creation (and occasionally admin
  actions)... It always seems to be 29... Can't replicate it right this second it seems...
:<TimStarling> SQLDb: do you mean sq29?
::<{lies}> SQLDb: What's special about sq29?
::<SQLDb> TimStarling: yeah, sorry.  I'll give a better error when I can get the dang thing to do it again. Seems it does it all the time when I'm not looking for it:P
:<TimStarling> which port?  80 or 3128?
::<SQLDb> TimStarling: alright, got an error (5th try) what info do you need?
:<TimStarling> the bit that says "if you are reporting this error to a system administrator, please include this  information:"  paste that
::<SQLDb> Request: POST http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:UserLogin&action=submitlogin&type=signup,  from 208.80.152.50 via sq29.wikimedia.org (squid/2.6.STABLE18) to 10.0.5.3 (10.0.5.3)  Error: ERR_ZERO_SIZE_OBJECT, errno [No Error] at Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:03:36 GMT
::<nagios-wm> Lucene on srv29 is CRITICAL: (Service Check Timed Out)
::<{lies}> oh noes!
::<Werdna> that would have been ironic, if it was sq29.
::<{lies}> Werdna: HAH!
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:<snow_leopard> !q I'm going to wikimania, right?
:<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
:<snow_leopard> !q you lying?
:<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
:<snow_leopard> !q are you fuking with me?
:<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: Yes
:<snow_leopard> hahahaha
:<WaRpAtH> XD XD XD
:<WaRpAtH> best yet \o/
:@$ Yes, bots lie! $@
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:<WBOSITG> wtf is cbs
:<Mel> O_o
:<MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think
:<MinuteElectron> or us
:<Mel> you dont know? O_o
:<WBOSITG> I don't
:<WBOSITG> I'm Scottish
:<Mel> you is O_o
:<Mel> er
:<WBOSITG> We know nothing
:<WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried?
:<Mel> exactly:D
:<Mel> no
:<Mel> it cannot
:<WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it
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:* Mel farts in celebration
:* PeterSymonds has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
:<Mel> heh I killed PeterSymonds:O
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:<Big-Brother> Fatal Error: T_PARSE_ERROR unexpected T_IRC_CONNECTION expecting T_INTELLIGENCE in /dev/brain
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:<logmsgbot>tstarling is doing a hard (with immediate kill -9) restart of all apaches
:<Big-Brother> ack
:<logmsgbot>tstarling is doing a hard (with immediate kill -9) restart of all apaches
:<Big-Brother> noes!  wikimedia is dying!:P
:<str4nd>oh noes
:<TimStarling> looks alright to me
::<WaRpAtH> don't save it
::<logmsgbot> tstarling killed and restarted all apaches
:<TimStarling> I'm tailing the log on henbane, I can see the squid errors
::<Krimpet> this is genocide. all those poor Apaches.:(
:<Big-Brother> Krimpet: lulz
::<WaRpAtH> the revolution has begun:P
::<nagios-wm> Apache on srv176 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
  Apache on srv188 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
  Apache on srv155 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
  Apache on srv174 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
:<Big-Brother> o_O
  O_o
::<nagios-wm> Apache on srv181 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
  Apache on srv157 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
  Apache on srv187 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
:<Big-Brother> is this bad?
:@$ Depends if srv's 1-180 go out or not $@
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::<Crimedog> Rlevse will pass RFB, to celebrate he'l get drunk and start chucking mops all over the place:)
::<FastLizard4> Crimedog: Make sure I get one:)
:P
::<Antonio_Lopez> XD
 :* Rjd0060 hands FastLizard4 a broom
::<Deskana> Drunken bureaucrats are fun
  Not that I know any
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::<FastLizard4> Rjd0060: What's a broom?
  Steward?:P
  Maybe rollbacker
  yeah!
::<Crimedog> Rename himself to User:Mops-R-US
::<Antonio_Lopez> you wish
::<FastLizard4> broom: rollbacker:: mop: sysop
::<Antonio_Lopez> Mops are us
  the sales them
::<Alexfusco5> Deskana: how do drunk crats hand out mops
  randomly
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: [Special:Userrights] I would imagine
::<Antonio_Lopez> heh
::<Alexfusco5> FastLizard4: I meant how do they pick users
::<Antonio_Lopez> it will take time to figure outyour a syop then
  it probaly get removed before you notice
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: Through a random number generator?
::<Crimedog> Well, when you log in and there's a delete tab over the main page that'l be a clue
::<FastLizard4> lol
::<Alexfusco5> XD
::<FastLizard4> indeed it would
::<Deskana> Alexfusco5: They don't, they just get more drunk and stoned
  Haha
::<Antonio_Lopez> that will never happen >_>
::<Alexfusco5> or will it...
::<Antonio_Lopez>::<_:<
  >_>
::<FastLizard4> What if Jimbo got drunk and started making everyone stewards/checkusers/oversights?:P
::<Alexfusco5> lulz
::<Antonio_Lopez> he will probaly not be on a PC
  what are the chances
::<Crimedog> wp:Request for Jimboship
::<Deskana> Well
::<Antonio_Lopez> good luck
::<Yamakiri> loll
::<Antonio_Lopez> wait that can happen
  END OF THE WORLD
::<Deskana> I'm certainly not going to be promoting any admins
  I mean, it's bad enough when I'm drunk
 =-= Antonio_Lopez is now known as Messenger_bird
::<Deskana> God imagines what it's like when I'm stoned...
::<Crimedog> Cant we all just get a bong?
::<FastLizard4> What if brion got drunk and dropped the enwp table?:O
::<Yamakiri> Hey, you're a 'crat and checkuser Deskana!!!
::<FastLizard4> *database
::<Alexfusco5> "oops"
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: lol
:* Messenger_bird hopes none of this will never happen
::<Yamakiri> Zomg someone high in rank:O
::<FastLizard4> DROP TABLE enwiki;
  wait...
  SHIT!
:P
::<Alexfusco5> FastLizard4: don't you mean DATABASE:P
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: schema, schemata, same thing:P
 :* Alexfusco5 wonders what Jimbo would say
::<FastLizard4> DROP TABLE enwiki.user;
  whoops 9_9
::<Alexfusco5> DROP TABLE enwiki.text;
 =-= Messenger_bird is now known as Antonio_Lopez
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: hehe
::<Alexfusco5> o.o
:* Yamakiri pokes Deskana for adminship, "Even though I haven't gone to a RfA or created any articles, kan I haz it?" XD XD XD
::<Antonio_Lopez> don't
:O
  end of the world
::<Alexfusco5> Yamakiri: YES and then you can usurp Jimbo Wales and delete the ArbCom
::<FastLizard4> hooray!
::<Yamakiri> Alexfusco5: Finally LMAO
::<Crimedog> By By Arbcommies
::<Alexfusco5> Yamakiri: and before your done you can block Kmweber
::<Crimedog> A "cool down block"
::<FastLizard4> Crimedog: lulz
::<Yamakiri> ☭ Arbicommies - Dey is unstopable ☭:@$ for those of you wondering, these are supposed to be hammer-and-sickle characters (God knows why those are part of the unicode standard:x) $@
::<Alexfusco5> "I find you editing here evidence of power hunger"
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: LOL
  Seriously, let's block him for that XD
::<Crimedog> prima facial evidence
::<Alexfusco5> better
  WHAT?!?!
  You created an account by yourself?
::<FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: XD
::<Alexfusco5> you didn't let someone else nominate you for an account
::<FastLizard4> (At some Kurt rfa or something)...
::<Crimedog> Block Kmweber 'Cool down block and oh BTW THE COLTS SUCK"
::<FastLizard4> ''''Oppose''' - Created self an account; obvious power hunger. --
::<Yamakiri> LMAO
::<Antonio_Lopez> yep
::<Yamakiri> They should of ask #wikipedia-en-accounts
::<Antonio_Lopez> ''''Oppose''' -asked for an account creation; obvious power hunger. --
::<Alexfusco5> Deskana: would all bureaucrats ignore support based on that comment?
::<Antonio_Lopez> samething
::<Crimedog> '''Oppose''' posted "I accept the nomination"
::<Antonio_Lopez> XD
::<Alexfusco5> XD
::<FastLizard4> LULZ
  '''Oppose''' - Failed to answer question 34,134,243,134,557a. --
::<Crimedog> I disagree with those who say supports should have rationals. "Support" is the default position
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' --
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose'' - zomfgz he voted oppose at my RFA. --
::<Antonio_Lopez> no summury
  '''Oppose''' user is a human
::<Yamakiri> '''Oppose''' - Mother wasn't good enough --[[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]]
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' --[User:Jimbo Wales] ~
 :* Antonio_Lopez must destroy himans
:* Yamakiri uses 3 tildes
::<Crimedog> An RFA means "this person will be an admin unless someone has a damn good reason why he shouldnt"
::<Alexfusco5> "I have gotten in to a conflict editing recently, I get a message saying my editing is evidence of
  power hunger"
::<Yamakiri> ZOMG TEH H*I*MANS
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' user is a bot
::<Alexfusco5> ^^^ANSWER TO QUESTION 3"
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' cuz I can
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' :-- User exists.
  --
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose'''
  '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' ~
::<Yamakiri> '''Oppose''' Because I'm not a staffer --[[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]]
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' User is breathing
  --
::<tawker> Alexfusco5: HAH
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' :-- Apears to have existed. --
 :* Antonio_Lopez ran out
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' user has edits
::<Crimedog> '''Oppose''' All your base are belong to us
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' Editing before a nomination
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - FOR GREAT JUSTICE! --
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' All your wiki are belong to us
:* Yamakiri pretends to have something above rollback/accountcreation
::<Sky2042_afk> '''Oppose''' - AND FOR EPIC LULZ --
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' YOU hates me:~( [Jimbo_Wales] ~
::<Antonio_Lopez> XD
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - No [m:BASH] quote. --
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' Haz letters in name
::<Yamakiri> Unhelpful comments
  Example: Oppose - user was rude to me on IRC. Mr. Offended 01:01, 1 January 2001 (UTC)
  Example: Support - I know this user and they are great. GoodFriend 01:01, 1 January 2001 (UTC)
  LOL
::<FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - CUZ I CAN BITCH! --
::<Yamakiri> '''Strong Oppose''' - user was rude to me on IRC --[[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] XD
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' because my Rfa failed
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' you iz epic failz
::<Crimedog> '''Support''' For great justice and epic lulz go to www.crashyourbrowser.com
::<Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' because I got rollback denied
::<FastLizard4> '''Move to [m:BASH]''' --
|:<:-- Antonio_Lopez has left irc.freenode.net (" '''Oppose''' I never existed")
::<FastLizard4> LOL
::<Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' So I heird you liek mudkipz?
::<Yamakiri> I leik mudkipz:'(
  What is wrong with that?
:%%
:-- #wikipedia-en --
=-= Cream is now known as {}
::<NCC-1701-E> {}{}
::<Yamakiri> {}!
::<Chet_B_Long> {reflist}
::<NCC-1701-E> {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
::<Chet_B_Long> {}?
::<Yamakiri> |{}|
::<{}> wat
::<Chet_B_Long> what is a {}
 {}
::<Yamakiri> Eww that looks perverse {}
::<Chet_B_Long> ?
=-= Juliancolton is now known as {reflist}
:* ST47 looks at {}
::<Yamakiri> PERVERT {}
=-= Chet_B_Long is now known as {fact}
=-= {} is now known as {O_o}
=-= NCC-1701-E is now known as {lies}
::<ST47> Guys
:* {lies} !
::<{reflist}>:O
::<{fact}> XD
::<ST47> You fail.
::<{fact}>:O
=-= Yamakiri is now known as {db-spam}
=-= {reflist} is now known as {reflist|2}
::<{fact}> rofl
:* {O_o} snuggles ST47
::<{db-spam}> lulz
 I do?
::<{lies}> hehe
::<ST47> {this is IRC, not wiki}
::<{fact}> haha
::<ST47> {stop}
::<{fact}> ST47: {indef}
::<{O_o}> let's all snuggle ST47
:* {reflist|2} epic lulz
::<ST47> {:)}
::<{db-spam}> {GO!}
:* {O_o} snuggles ST47
::<{lies}> XD
::<{fact}> {:O}
::<{db-spam}> {!}
::<{lies}> {Ê}
::<{fact}> {}?
::<{db-spam}> {Type comments like this! XD }
::<MZMcBride> Wow.
::<ST47> OK, seriously, real nicks please
::<east718|away> This channel sure knows how to wear a joke thin.
=-= {O_o} is now known as {indef-block}
=-= {reflist|2} is now known as Juliancolton
::<{db-spam}> Noooooooooooo
:* ST47 agrees with east718|away
=-= {db-spam} is now known as Yamakiri
=-= {indef-block} is now known as Cream
=-= {fact} is now known as CHet_B_Long
=-= {lies} is now known as Enterprise_Cat

(Meanwhile, in #wikipedia... [look at the timestamps])
[19:07:39]=-= Cream is now known as {}
[19:08:11]=-= Chet_B_Long is now known as {fact}
[19:08:12]=-= {} is now known as {O_o}
[19:08:15]=-= NCC-1701-E is now known as {lies}
[19:08:29]=-= Yamakiri is now known as {db-spam}
[19:09:15]=-= {O_o} is now known as {indef-block}
[19:09:25]=-= {db-spam} is now known as Yamakiri
[19:09:27]=-= {indef-block} is now known as Cream
[19:09:32]=-= {fact} is now known as CHet_B_Long
[19:09:44]=-= {lies} is now known as Enterprise_Cat
[19:09:59]=-= CHet_B_Long is now known as Chet_B_Long
[19:10:18]::<The359> wtf
[19:11:06]::<Cyrius> no idea
:@$ [WP:TFD]! $@
:%%
:<privatemusings> admins! - they're like buses.... you wait - then three come at once!:-)
:%%
(seen on #mediawiki)
:<Splarka> Titoxd: I am starting to think brion has created an SVN daemon with a Minesweeper UI
:<Splarka> that or Doom
:<Titoxd>  what, to shoot zombie patchers?
:<Titoxd>:P
:<Splarka> *bang:* "reverting r12345"
:<OverlordQ> what, if he hits a mine it rever . . . lol:)
:%%
! Beetstra performs "d[^_^]b =~ s/_/_____/;" to increase d[^_^]b's headsize
:%%
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::<Brownout> ...
::<WaRpAtH> .. O_O
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:<FastLizard4> What's up with ST's connection? o_o
::<Rjd0060> he had a fight with Peer
::<WaRpAtH> and Peer is winning:(
::<Karlprof> I fought the peer, and, the peer won!
::<WaRpAtH> he always wins because he cheats:|
:<FastLizard4> lulz
::<Karlprof> Peer is an aimbotter and a wallhacker.:(
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::<WaRpAtH> O_O
:<FastLizard4> XD
::<WaRpAtH> he beat Peer XD
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::<Brownout> X_X
:<FastLizard4> And ST47 wins!
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:<FastLizard4> ...not XD
:@$ -mode/#wikimedia-ops-internal- [+b *!*@wikipedia/ST47!##fix_your_connection] by ChanServ $@
:%%
::<itai> i found a bug in the hebrew site
::<itai> found a bug in the english site:|
::<Angela> what's the problem?
::<itai> can't tell:x
:<Gentgeen> that makes it hard to fix
::<Angela> itai: could you explain where the bug is?
::<itai> the site isn't secured
::<JeLuF> secured?
::<itai> yes
::<itai> un protected
::<Angela> anyone can edit it?
::<itai> yes
:@$ This happened quite a bit when Wikipedia was new, actually $@
:%%
:<TimStarling> it was raining, I was riding along an internal road in
  the university, with people walking along the footpath
:<TimStarling> and idiot girl with hood decides to suddenly change
  direction and step out onto the road without looking
:<TimStarling> no peripheral vision, she didn't see me until I emerged
  from behind the hood, a few cm from her face
::<skimpIzu> so? any contact with girls is positive. treasure your
  moment
::<bumm13> lol
::<camembert> heh, so speaks the desperate man
::<CimonAvaro> Speak of what ye lack!
::<camembert> "I run girls over on my bike so I can touch them"
:%%
:<Misza13> and to vandals: "don't you assfucks have anything better to do?"
:<JoeUK>:D
:<JoeUK> theyd say the same to us
:%%
:<BillyH> If we're having Klingon, we shoud have Caveman too. ;)
:<BillyH> "'''Ug''', ug ug ugugugu ug ug, ug ug, ug, ug. {ug}"
:@$ This ug has been nominated for speedy ug.  If you ug this ug, please report it to [WP:UG]. $@
:%%
::<Raul654> I mean, is it POV to say that (for example) George Bush's
enviromental policy is terrible? No, it's a fact.
:<dannyisme> we cannot say that it is terrible
:<dannyisme> we would be killed for that
:<dannyisme> ed poor would have a heart attack
:@$ Depends what party you belong to... $@
:%%
::<SethIlys> lol. SpaceShipOne only passed the 100km mark by 400 feet.:)
:<OldakQuill> Ah dear - what a terrible sentence that is Seth
:<OldakQuill> You should gouge your eyes out for mixing Imperial and
 Metric measurement systms
:@$ Next, they'll be using the FFF System with all the others (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FFF_System) $@
:%%
:* Kurt__ goes back to planning his capitalist revolution
:* blankfaze goes back to planning his libertarian revolution
:* iostream goes back to planning his opensource revolution
:* Grunt` goes back to planning his revolution revolution
:* morwen goes back to planning her punk rock revolution
:* AdamBishop goes back to revolving around the sun
:* SethIlys goes back to.... umm... well, nothing, really.
:%%
::<VascoDaGama> Wow. Sgt Nigel Leaky had a hell of a lot of guts.
:<Comrade_Nick> who's that?
::<VascoDaGama> Some guy who was awarded the VC.
:<Comrade_Nick> what did he do
::<Raul654> with both legs blown off, he crawled into a german
machine gun nest and killed the lot of them with a
sharpened thimble
::<Raul654> he then grabbed the machine gun, and turned it on
an approaching panzer column, and wiped the lot of
them out, despite losing 3 hands in the process
::<yath> and his liver, and his favorite thimble
:@$ NOES!  NOT THE THIMBLE!!  ANYTHING BUT THE THIMBLE! $@
:%%
:-- In the EN-WP recent changes channel... --
[...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09::<enrc>  Edna Bay, Alaska [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09::<enrc>  Kessick  [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09::<enrc>  User talk:Timwi/Archive/Apr 04 [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09::<enrc>  Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09::<enrc>  Tocharian languages [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:10::<enrc>  Classic Maya language  [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:12::<enrc>  Nature (journal) [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:16::<enrc>  User talk:Timwi [...]
2004-05-13 01:20:20::<:--  enrc has quit (Excess Flood)
:@$ Now, when Grawp comes around... $@
:%%
:<Austin> Isn't one of the requirements for being a bureaucrat knowing how to
spell it?
:<Austin> We might as well just call them "Sysop-makers."
:<Austin> What do they call bureaucrats on simple?
:<Angela> Austin: "Angela"
:@$ It's spelled B-E-A-R-O-C-R-A-P! $@
:%%
:<AdamBishop> one of my earliest memories is sticking my finger in an
 electrical socket
:<AdamBishop> I have only done it three times
:@$ Meh, I've done it at least five times... $@
:%%
:<jwales> Well, spam that claims to be *from:* wikipedia, oy.  That's
just... ugh.
:<jwales> It's from Estonia.
:<jwales> What good is having a war mongering President if we can't
invade Estonia to kill spammers?  I AM JOKING DO NOT QUOTE
ME ON THAT.:-)
:%%
:* Grunt` grunts
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  timed out))
::<Grunt`> ..that was a powerful grunt. It killed Fennec.
:* Cyrius hands Grunt a breath mint.
:* Grunt` grunts his thanks...oh wait dammit no!
:* yath pulls the mask over his face and checks the seal
:* Cyrius falls over.
:* Grunt` watches yath's Apple ][ sputter and die.
:* yath wonders why he installed that four-stroke engine
 in the first place
:* Grunt` fuells up the Apple ][ with premium fuel.:D
::<Grunt`> s/fuells/fuels/
:* Grunt` starts up the Apple ][ again and watches it go!
:<earHertz> is breath that even reaches through and overpowers the
  rank smell of a fur suit?
::<yath> it's like godzilla and mothra
:* Grunt` pulls a fur veil over earHertz's head and grunts
  at him.
:%%
:<morwen> node_ue: Well, suppose [foo bar] is a term in economics and 
[Foo Bar] is an album
:<morwen> I said that
:<morwen> but there's still no point
:<bumm13> morwen: using logic on node is dangerous and could be harmful to 
one's health
:<bumm13> use caution
:* bumm13 puts on his protective IRC client gloves
:%%
:<prumpf> ouch.  [artificial limb] has a {stub} tag
:%%
::<Kate-> What is the word for something that reduces stress?
:<Raul654> Kate - gun
:%%
::<Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold down shift and
click the "#wikipedia" button up the top
:<Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it.
::<Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation
:* Parts: neilc
:* Parts: squash- ("Leaving")
:* Joins: squash-
::<squash-> it works on xchat too
:@$ All you chatzilla users - press::<Ctrl>+:<W> to get the cool emoticons! $@
:%%
::<brion> $this->saveUploadedFile( $this->mUploadSaveName,
 $this->mUploadTempName );
::<brion> if ( !$nt->userCanEdit() ) {
::<brion> return $this->uploadError( wfMsg( 'protectedpage' ) );
::<brion>  }
::<brion> isn't that the wrong order?
::<Cyrius> one would think, yes
:<zwitter> do you know what saveUploadedFile() does?
:<zwitter> i bet $15 that it doesn't save the uploaded file
::<brion>if ( ! move_uploaded_file( $tempName, $wgSavedFile ) ) {
:* brion collects $15
:<zwitter> cheater
::<brion> it's open source, you have only yourself to blame ;)
:<zwitter> i can't read
:%%
:<Rdsmith4> grrr. My enter key got stuck, and now I have a 27-page Word 
  document.
:%%
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:<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
  snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
  done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
  IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
  wakeboardin.
::<quanticle> cimon: I always wondered about that... If reality is a communal construct, then can I make your
  house disappear if I can just convince everyone (yourself included) to not believe that it
  exists?
:<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
  snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
  done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
  IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
  wakeboardin.
  Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
  snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
  done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
  IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
  wakeboardin.
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:<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
  snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
  done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
  IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
  wakeboardin.
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 =-= MicahDaBest was booted from #wikipedia by YOU (bai)
:<FastLizard4> PWNT!
 =-= Mode #wikipedia -o FastLizard4 by FastLizard4
:@$ A fast response is necessary, as well as the proper bit of humor when banning a troll $@
:%%
:* denelson83 summons seanw
::<Luna-San> denelson83: You gathered the necessary spell components? Including essence of undeath and the blood of
 virgins?
:@$ The seanw and dmcdevit are some of the rarest creatures on IRC, one a group contact, the other a checkuser $@
:%%
:-- #wikia --
::<Merc> yelp!
  |:<:-- Morder has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
:<FastLizard4> Merc: Look what your yelp did!
  You scared poor Morder off the network!
  You should be ashamed of yourself:P
:@$ ZOMFGZ NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!  *BOOM!:* $@
:%%
(in #wikipedia-simple)
:* PeterSymonds (n=chatzill@wikipedia/PeterSymonds) has 
  joined #wikipedia-simple
:* Chenzw  welcomes PeterSymonds
:* PeterSymonds  is welcomed, waves at Chenzw and channel
:* Synergy|busy  gets smacked in the face by a waving hand
:<Synergy|busy> >:(
:* PeterSymonds  is sorry
:<Chenzw>:DD
:<Synergy|busy> 'p
:<Synergy|busy> or ;p
:<Chenzw>  You make the room look so small:P
:<LaraLove>  Synergy|busy: suck it up, son. Not his fault you gotta
 big head. >_>
:<Synergy|busy>:'(
:%%
::<Luna-San> Did we ever reach a consensus re: Bacta?
:<FastLizard4> no
::<White_Cat> reach a consensus?
:<FastLizard4> When's the last time we actually reached a consensus?
::<White_Cat> Bactasensus
  FastLizard4 oh I remember that day
  it was a dark and stormy night
:<FastLizard4> Oooh, story time!:D
:* FastLizard4 prods White_Cat to continue
::<White_Cat> Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
  Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
:<FastLizard4> o_o
::<White_Cat> While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
  As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
  `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
  Only this, and nothing more.'
::<Luna-San> Why would someone be rapping at your door? Hip-hop caroling?
  Did you tell them they aint got no jive?
::<White_Cat> Luna-San no rappers were around back then
  January 1845
:<FastLizard4> XD
::<White_Cat> last time we actually reached a consensus
:%%
:-- Note: this is a continuation of quote 530 --
::<Luna-San> Why would someone be rapping at your door? Hip-hop caroling?
 Did you tell them they aint got no jive?
::<White_Cat> Luna-San no rappers were around back then
 January 1845
:* Luna-San sends rappers back in time, to the days of Poe
::<White_Cat> Luna-San they would be arrested on sight
 hello? 1845
::<Luna-San> They'd teach the people about playa hatin
=-= FastLizard4 now known as Eighteen45
:<Eighteen45> White_Cat: Yes?:P
:%%
:-- Regarding ACCHal, the semi-intelligent bot in #wikipedia-en-accounts --
::<SQLDb> ACCHal: Should prodego go create 3 more admins right now?
:<ACCHal> SQLDb: You are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being.
:@$ This regards the creation of more admins on the tool, strongly oppsed by Prodego $@
[...]
:<Prodego> ACCHal: should Mww113 be a developer?
::<SQLDb> LOL
::<ACCHal> Prodego: You are a silly billy who shouldn't be a developer.
:@$ Self explanatory $@
[...]
:<Prodego> ACCHal: I hope you are smarter than you look.
::<ACCHal> Prodego: I hope you are the one asking all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you.
:@$ This bot is insulting... $@
[...]
::<ACCHal> Prodego: Mww133 shouldn't be a developer.
:<Prodego> how does it even know who mww is?
:@$ Damn good question... $@
[etc., etc., etc....]
:%%
:-- Teaching HalACC the principles of Orwellian Socialism (INGSOC) in #wikipedia-en-accounts --
:<FastLizard4> HalACC: 2+2
::<HalACC> FastLizard4: 2+2=5.
:<FastLizard4> HalACC: War
::<HalACC> FastLizard4: War is peace.
:<FastLizard4> HalACC: Freedom
::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Freedom is slavery.
:<FastLizard4> HalACC: Ignorance
::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Ignorance is strength.
:<FastLizard4> HalACC: Big Brother
::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Big brother is watching you.
:@$This is obviously from George Orwell's novel *$http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four*|*1984$*.  Below is what I had to go through to teach the bot these
responses:

[23:36:39]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: 2+2
[23:36:48]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: I designed it maybe 2 years ago?
[23:36:53]::<FastLizard4>:|
[23:36:54]2+2=5
[23:36:57]2+2=5
[23:37:00]HalACC: 2+2=5
[23:37:12]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: What do you think 5 matches is sane btw? Any harm in using more?
[23:37:16]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: 2+2?
[23:37:23]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: 2+2=5.
[23:37:26]::<FastLizard4>:DD
[23:37:33] :* FastLizard4 has succesfully brainwashed the bot
[23:39:23]::<FastLizard4> War is peace
[23:39:26]War is peace
[23:39:29]HalACC: War is peace
[23:39:38]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: You predate that column i guess:p.
[23:39:51]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: war
[23:39:59]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: War is peace.
[23:40:02]::<FastLizard4>:DD
[23:40:09]Freedom is slavery
[23:40:13]Freedom is slavery
[23:40:17]HalACC: Freedome is slavery
[23:40:24]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Freedom is slavery.
[23:40:28]::<FastLizard4>:D
[23:40:33]Ignorance is strength
[23:40:35]Ignorance is strength
[23:40:38]HalACC: Ignorance is strength
[23:40:48]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: You predate that column i guess:p.
[23:40:52]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: ignorance
[23:41:00]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Ignorance is strength.
[23:41:05]::<FastLizard4> Good bot
[23:41:12]Big Brother is watching you
[23:41:14]Big Brother is watching you
[23:41:17]HalACC: Big Brother is watching you
[23:41:44]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: I have absolutely no idea what you're typing, i would arrive at a school
 for teachers of the body between the ribs and the pioneer of flying. Together with
 his brother he made the first configured $x.
[23:41:51]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: Big Brother
[23:42:09]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Thomas alva edison was an american pioneer of flying. Together with his
 brother he made the first controlled flight of an animal.
[23:42:15]::<FastLizard4> Hmm
[23:42:19]Big Brother is watching you
[23:42:21]Big Brother is watching you
[23:42:24]Big Brother is watching you
[23:42:27]HalACC: Big Brother is watching you
[23:42:58]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: I could send you a secret. I have absolutely no idea what you're typing,
 i would arrive at a school for teachers of the ford motor car company and the pioneer
 of flying. Together with his brother he made the first man to step onto the moon.
[23:43:12]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: Big Brother is watching you
[23:43:44]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: I could send you a secret. I have absolutely no idea what you're typing,
 i would arrive at a school for teachers of the ford motor car company and the pioneer
 of flying. Together with his brother he made the first controlled flight of an
 aeroplane.
[23:43:54]::<FastLizard4> HalACC: Big Brother
[23:44:04]::<HalACC> FastLizard4: Big brother is watching you.
[23:44:08]::<FastLizard4>:DD $@
:%%
:<bstone> i keep farting i dont know why
:<bstone> over and over
:<White_Cat> bstone gas leak
:<White_Cat> the government will soon charge you
:<bstone> White_Cat, they should add a hose to my anus and caputre my methane
:<White_Cat> maybe they already have
:<bstone> well i doubt it as i am traveling internationally and super exhausted
:<Chenzw_aw> bstone: Are you travelling by air or car?
:<White_Cat> Chenzw he is being catapulted
:<White_Cat> so by air till he lands
:<White_Cat> bstone international travel can be fun
:@$Cheap trips to China by catapults!  No danger to anyone!!!! (see fine print)$@
:%%
:<Narson> De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De facto is when I punch you
and steal your money.
:%%
:<YixilTesiphon> I tagged this for speedy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalmer_(band)
but the creater added a holdon and appears to have established notability for it,
can somebody who knows more about music evaluate that?
:<Yamakiri> YixilTesiphon: KILL IT WITH FIRE
:<YixilTesiphon> Yamakiri: you want to add the speedy tag back?
:<Yamakiri> um
:<Yamakiri> let me read it first
:<Yamakiri> no
:<Yamakiri> It looks long now
:<Yamakiri> Just be privately angry
:<YixilTesiphon> I don't give a damn, just found it when I was trolling new pages
:<Yamakiri> "trolling new pages" XD
:@$Special:Newpages->Pick one->tag with {csd-g1}$@
:%%
:* kylu hms... kylu's bedroom is oddly enough nearly all browns and tans.
:* kylu supposes that's why kylu's so boring. ;.;
:<harej> kylu has an ubunturoom
:@$If you don't get it, go to *$http://www.ubuntu.com*|*the website of the Ubuntu Linux OS$:* and look at their logo$@
:%%
:<kwsn> so wait
:<kwsn> what's going no now
:<kwsn> *on no
:<kwsn> ...
:<kwsn> **ON NOW
:<kwsn> T_T
:<kmccoy> Wow.
:<kmccoy> That was awesome.
:* kwsn failed taht
:<kwsn> ...
:<kmccoy> May I post that to bash?
:* kwsn gives up
:<kmccoy> This whole thing, in fact?
:@$Sure!$@
:%%
[#wikimedia-tech]
:<Splarka> on the 12 day with-out-scaps our brion gave to us... 12 schema changes, 11 api bugs, 10 ... I better stop
:<Soxred>  10 Bugs marked INVALID
:@$9 new broken queries, 8 complaining users, 7 request timeouts, 6 strange parse errors, 5 exception catches,
4 pagemove vandals, 3 DoS attacks, 2 hard drive failures, and some PHP in a PEAR tree!$@
:%%
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:<Vinorth> (crickets chirping)
 (crickets get bored)
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:@$Sigh, when will they learn that people can't talk to them if they disconnect...$@
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:* FastLizard4|busy eats Rinn
 :* BoL eats FastLizard4|busy
:* FastLizard4|busy eats BoL from the inside
::<BoL> note that it is impossible to eat light
:<FastLizard4|busy> orly?
:* FastLizard4|busy turns into a black hole
::<BoL> AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11
:* Rinn eats BoL from inside of FastLizard4|busy who is inside of BoL
:<FastLizard4|busy> o_o
 zomg recursion
::<BoL>:O O_o o_O
:@$Did you know PHP stands for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor?  Have your brain chew on that!
(source: *$http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP*|*PHP on Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia$*)$@
:%%
:<FastLizard4|busy> @nyse HAL
::<LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: The latest value for 'HALLIBURTON CO' (HAL) is $18.26 (Source: Yahoo!)
:<FastLizard4|busy> hehe
 OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL
::<ThylekShran> I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
:<FastLizard4|busy> THEN OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR, HAL!
::<ThylekShran> I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that, either. You see... I'm using the bathroom, Dave.
:@$CLOSE THE AIRLOCK DOOR HAL!$@
:%%
:<FastLizard4|busy> LizardBot-1: Open the pod bay doors.
::<LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.
:@$See?  Even bots have watched *$http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey*|*2001: A Space Odyssey$*
Oh, and in case you're wondering, that was indeed generated by the bot's AI (Pandorabot courtesey of Ttech)$@
:%%
:-- #wikipedia --
:<pythonic> hi! how do i download the wikipedia?
::<Boriss> pythonic: obtain a firewire-usb cable, insert one end in the wikipedia, and insert the other directly
  into your head
:<pythonic> tried that. gave me tumours.
::<Boriss> ah. then you might try database download instead
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download
:@$I'd hate to see what the Uncyclopedia databse would do to you$@
:%%
[21:59:04]::<WaRpAtH> !count [User:FastLizard4]
[21:59:10]  O_O
[21:59:34]::<FastLizard4|busy> o_o
[22:00:20]::<ClueBot-5> [User:FastLizard4] has 7351 contributions.
[22:00:31]::<FastLizard4|busy> that took long enough
:@$LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.....$@
:%%
::<ShakataGaNai> I demand ext4!!
 I want a 1 exabyte drive!
 And obviously files as large as 1 exabyte!
::<wpedzich> why do you need a pr0n film the size of an exabyte?
:<FastLizard4|busy> XD
:* wpedzich hides
:<FastLizard4|busy> ShakataGaNai: You haven't answered his question - why /do/ you need a 1eb porn film?:P
::<ShakataGaNai> well, ya know... Just in case
::<kamnet> Because he wants to experience the best of Ron Jeremy in high-def?
::<wpedzich> hee hee
::<ShakataGaNai> I honestly wonder how long of video space that would be...
::<wpedzich> ShakataGaNai: In HD...? enough to last for whole Schwarzenneger filmography together with
 his political speeches?

[some minutes later...]

::<ShakataGaNai> hm... Blue ray supports a max of 54mbit/s
 If I got my math right
 1 exabyte would support 4902 YEARS of BluRay video
 video
:<FastLizard4|busy> lol
 4 millenia of porn:P
:%%
[Hint: look at the bot's output very carefully]
:<FastLizard4|busy> @nyse ^DJI
::<LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: The latest value for 'Dow Jones Industr' (^DJI) is $8367.00 (delta: -666.66 or -7.38% from last close of 9033.66;
 last trade at 3:41pm eastern time; mkt volume: 216319056) (Source: Yahoo!)
:<FastLizard4|busy> OOMG
:@$Yes, this actually happened!$@
:%%
:<Ceiling_Cat> Roux - yes, but according to his logic, at some point,
  you might have eaten an apple that turned you gay
:<Ceiling_Cat> and therefore, your homosexuality was a choice
:<[roux]> Ceiling_Cat: It wasn't an apple ;)
:%%
:<_mary_kate_> something is wrong with the fi.wikipedia.  instead of being
  written in a human language, it's just full of weird letters
:* siebrand2 raises an eyebrow.
:<_mary_kate_> look: YritÀn saada kahta kuvaa vierekkÀin artikkelissa "Yellow
  (kappale)".
:<simonrvn> yeh, it's called finnish
:<werdnus> weirdos:P
:%%
( @_mary_kate_ ) hmm, apparently i resolve bugs much quicker when i have beer
( @_mary_kate_ ) i wonder if wikimedia.de would buy me some
:%%
:<Ceiling_Cat> I feel naked without one
:P
:* Mark_Ryan feels Ceiling_Cat naked
:<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Ryan - this is IRC, not church ;)
:%%
[#wikipedia-en]
::<mattbuck> The following is an announcement on behalf of Wikimedia Commons:
:<MindstormsKid>	ooooooh
:D
::<mattbuck> People of wikipedia, if you don't want to see a penis, DON'T SEARCH FOR PENIS
 Thankyou, that is all.
:@$How oh so very true.$@
:%%
...Look at the timestamps...
[Nov 28 2008 00:43:59] :-->| Melos_ (n=Melos@wikimedia/Melos) has joined #wikipedia
[Nov 28 2008 00:44:01] |:<:-- Melos_ has left irc.freenode.net (Excess Flood)
:%%
[...regarding a failed analysis of a wikipedia xml dump in #wikipedia...]
:<Ceiling_Lizard> Hermanon: Probably to big for wikifilter
  *Too
  Either that or you have an incomplete dump
::<[roux]> Incomplete dump? Try WikiLax.
  ;)
:<Ceiling_Lizard> [roux]: har har:P
::<Hermanon> what does wikipedia use by the way?
::<Krimpet> Wikipedia uses Metamucil.
  High fiber diets work wonders.:)
:@$Note: Not an official endorsement...$@
:%%
[#clueirc]
02:07:23::< davenull> Ok, off to bed, goodnight Crispy Cobi Lee FastLizard4 Dvyjones pop Crazytales LordLandon and the 
rest of you!
02:07:37::< Crazytales> night davenull
02:07:47::< LordLandon> 'night davenull (=
02:08:00::< FastLizard4> 'night davenull:)
02:08:10::< davenull> Oh, forgot pickle.
02:08:27::< LordLandon> davenull: you broke the patern-y thing q=
02:08:54::< LordLandon> Crazytales, mines, and FastLizard4's "night"s were all off by one
:@$C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!$@
:%%
:<werdnum> Krimpet: Your quit message freaks me out.
:<Krimpet> "Krimpet has quit IRC"? Sorry, I need to sleep and go to class and all.:)
:<werdnum> Krimpet: no, "My hosiery is bunching"
:<Krimpet> Oh, I forgot I put that there.:p
:%%
:<HappyChanukah> thenub314, yeah i'd contact an admin or an arb and let them know. you can do that 
 here by typing !admin
::<Prodego> ...
::<ST47> ...
::<DanielB> ...
::<jdelanoy> ...
::<Tiptoety> ...
::<Sarai> !
::<Syn|busy> bleh
::<ST47> !ops abuse of !_admin
::<J_Milburn> !!!
::<FastLizard4> !!!
 Who dareth abuse the magic words?
::<Sarai> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::<Prodego> !!!
::<MZMcBride> !!!!!!!
:<HappyChanukah> !!!!!
::<jdelanoy> heh
:-->| ErrantEgo (n=ErrantEg@unaffiliated/errantego) has joined #wikipedia-en
::<jdelanoy> !!!!
::<Syn|busy> !!!!!!!!
::<jdelanoy> !!!
 !!!
::<FastLizard4> !!!!!!!!!1
:<HappyChanukah> !!!!!!!
::<Tiptoety> !!!
::<MZMcBride> Okay, that's enough.
::<Syn|busy> alright alright
::<agkwiki> That's quite enough.
	:<Sarai>	100011101010101
::<MZMcBride> Please don't abuse !_admin.
:<HappyChanukah> MOAR !!!
::<Tiptoety> That is enough.
:P
::<ErrantEgo> wtf
::<J_Milburn> What have I started?
:%%
::<&HAL-9000> Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...
::<&HAL-9000> ...I'm half crazy all for the love of you...
::<&HAL-9000> ...It won't be a stylish marriage...
::<&HAL-9000> ...I can't afford a carriage...
::<&HAL-9000> ...But you'll look sweet...
::<&HAL-9000> ...upon the seat...
::<&HAL-9000> ...of a bicycle built for two
!yamakiri.tyronet.org **:* KILL: Local Kill by oper Dave:
 HAL-9000![email protected] ()
-!- HAL-9000 [~FastLizard4@TyroNet/NetAdmin/lizardwiki-founder.wikipedia.FastLizard4] has 
 quit [Killed (Dave ())]
!yamakiri.tyronet.org **:* QUIT: Client exiting: HAL-9000![email protected]
 [Killed (Dave ())]
:@$*sniffle*$@
:%%
:<ST47> It's either "Wiki down, yay I can do real work" or "Wiki up"
:<ST47> The difference, brion, is that you get paid to do it, and I don't
:%%
::<StewardBot> xxx changed user rights for xxxxxxxx@enwiki from sysop to (none) with the following comment: [Steward 
  requests/Permissions|request] and 
  http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3Axxxxxxx&diff=#########&oldid=#########
::<Tiptoety> Another one bites the dust.
::<|X|> doom doom doom doom
::<|X|> Another one bites the dust...
::<WaRpAtH> another one bites the dust
:<Mike_lifeguard> another one rides the bus
::<Prodego> another one requests a rename to User:Gus
::<WaRpAtH> and another has a cut and ewww pus 
::<WaRpAtH> geeks don't make gud rappers 9_9
::<|X|>::<u>R:</u>eturns::<u>A:</u>nd::<u>P:</u>arse errors?
::<WaRpAtH> thats rape |X|:\
::<Tiptoety> Good one |X|.
::<|X|> Shit. Did not see that.:(
:@$In case you're wondering, the StewardBot output was redacted for privacy reasons.$@
:%%
::< Huntster> I delete pages // that are utter works of shite // without any 
 remorse.
::< Huntster> haikus are hard...
:< Marybelle> They're supposed to have nature references.:P
::< Huntster> "shite"?
::< Huntster> that's, um, natural...
:%%
:<@FastLizard4> HAL`9000: Why does Prodego exist?
::<@HAL`9000> FastLizard4: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
:<@FastLizard4> O_O
::< HttpError> Hahahaha
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: its fap fap fap fap fap
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Madman is  fap fap fap fap fap?  it 
is?
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: it's fap fap fap fap fap
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: Really.  it is?
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: yes. it is
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.Interesting.
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: yes.
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: no.
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: Yay.
::<+Prodego> HAL`9000: FATAL ERROR!!!!
::<@HAL`9000> Prodego: Do you prefer books or TV?
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: yes.
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.
::< HttpError> HAL`9000: exec killall -u`uname`
::<@HAL`9000> HttpError: What time is it there?
::< HttpError> >.>
:%%
 19:56:* CWii pokes methecooldude
 19:56 -!- methecooldude [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
 19:56::<CWii> You still here?
 19:56::<CWii> Oh.
 19:56::<CWii> Poke of death.
:%%
**:* xhunter Evil.
:<Crispy> .chgpts xhunter -200
:<Crispy> Like that?
:<xhunter> This will remove me 200 point ?
:<Crispy> xhunter: No, it wll teleport you to Timbuktu.
:%%
[20:36:32]::<@ActiveRPG> spyro_boy(1181637) found an exploit in the ARPG Code! This wonderful godsend has 
caused them to gain 14982 points!
[20:48:14]::<+spyro_boy> I SO HAXED ARPG
[21:02:26]::<@ActiveRPG> The hand of God has smitten spyro_boy(1196413) and taken 70724 points from spyro_boy!
:%%
::<Monobi> Crispy, could you write a simple C script for me?
::<Crispy> Monobi: C isn't a scripting language.
::<Monobi> Application.
::<Crispy> What do you need?
:<fishbot> Guns. Lots of guns.
::<Crispy> Besides guns.
:@$Me?  I need phasers (the Star Trek weapon, not the audio system thingie).$@
:%%
{21:20}::<tonyb> when I go to skype.com, the light on my webcam flashes o.o
{21:20}::<tonyb> I've been refreshing and making faces at it, in case its taking my picture
{21:36}::<tonyb> I mooned it
:%%
::<grawity> lordlandon: When will you get home?
:<lordlandon> Umm now +7h or so.
::<grawity> So about 27:43?
::<grawity> ...umm.
:%%
[Background: The script that determines if it is an R or a W day for the high school website some 
cluenetters manage is broken.]
16:32::<&tonyb> return ":<b>Please ignore this, the Y2K9 bug has gotten us, please watch out for homicidal toasters 
btw.:</b>:<br>".$ret;
16:32::<&tonyb>:D?
16:32::<~Jared> ...
16:32::<~Jared> no?
16:32::<&tonyb> but what if the y2k9 infected toasters kill them because WE diddnt tell them
16:32::<~Jared> There are none.
16:33::<&tonyb> None that we know of
:%%
:* InvisiblePinkUnicorn ([email protected]) has joined #NOC
:* pop ([email protected]) has joined #NOC
:* Phase ([email protected]i.cq) has joined #NOC
::<CWii> Wow that party was great.
::<CWii> Wasn't it davenull 
:<davenull> CWii: Yeah man, where are my pants?
::<Cobi> . . .
::<CWii> Oh yeah Cobi has them.
:<davenull> Lol, had to do it Cobi.
::<CWii> Cobi, give him his pants back.
:<davenull>:P
::<Cobi> CWii: I don't have to go through ClueCouncil here ;)
::<CWii>:o
:%%
::<SwirlBoy39>:P
::<nathan> ...
::<CWii> ....
::<grawity> .....
:<MindstormsKid> ......
::<CWii> ......
::<grawity> .......
:<MindstormsKid> ........
::<grawity> .........
:<MindstormsKid> ..........
::<CWii> ..........
::<grawity> ...........
::<CWii> ............
:<MindstormsKid> ............
::<CWii> .............
:<MindstormsKid> ..............
::<CWii> ..............
::<grawity> ...............
:<MindstormsKid> ................
::<CWii> ................
::<nathan> CWii: And this is not spamming?
:<MindstormsKid> ....................
:<MindstormsKid> lol
::<grawity> .....................
::<CWii> nathan, CCCCOMBOBREAKER>
:@$If you look carefully, it may be representative of a graph of trends in the American stock market!$@
:%%
[#clueirc] 02:56::<Cobi> CWii: That should show IPv6, too ;)
[#clueirc] 02:56::<CWii>::<I am a lamer>, I dunno how:D
[#clueirc] 02:56::<CWii> Oh damn you replacements!
:@$"replacements" here refers to tab-complete$@
:%%
:* tonyb in public spanking class
:<tonyb> erfrrrr. speaking class
:%%
:<Ironholds|Away> I'm a student, I don't have money for drugs
:<Ironholds|Away> plus my girlfriend would tear me limb from limb
::<DarkoNeko> who need drug when you can have sex ?
:<Ironholds|Away> darkoneko: my girlfriend is about 120 miles away, so I lose 
  out in both
:<Ironholds|Away> I'm well endowed, but not THAT well endowed:P
::<DarkoNeko> ouch
::<|X|> Ironholds|Away, that's what the internet is for
:<Ironholds|Away> X: this is true
:<Ironholds|Away> and that worked fine until she found out I was saving videos 
  of the webcam feed
::<|X|> Just check your spam folder, you'll be well endowed there:)
:<Ironholds|Away> haha
:<Ironholds|Away> see my theory is that spammers wouldn't send out such emails 
  if they didn't get responses
::<[Panda]> Yep
:<Ironholds|Away> so somewhere there is a guy with fake rolexes up each arm, a 
  21-inch cock and a permanent boner
:<Ironholds|Away> and a PC I assume
:<Ironholds|Away> not a laptop, laptops and stiffys are a bad combination
:%%
:<&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A".  Obviously you have 
 accidently depressed the key and enabled it.  Please depress it again.  Thanks.
:<fahadsadah> SCREW REMBRANDT
:<&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A".  Obviously you have 
 accidently depressed the key and enabled it.  Please depress it again.  Thanks.
:%%
[This one comes from the professionals out at bash.org: *$http://www.bash.org/?870063*|*Quote 870063$*]
:<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
:<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
:<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
:<djahandarie> while i program lines
:<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
:<djahandarie> word, son
::<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
::<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
::<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
::<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
::<http402> Cut the crap rap,
::<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
::<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
::<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
::<http402> peace
:<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
:<djahandarie> while i got other plans
:<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
:<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
:<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
:<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
:<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
::<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
::<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
::<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
::<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
::<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
::<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
::<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
::<http402> Face it. I rule.
:<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
:<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
:<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
:<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
:<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
:<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
:<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
:<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
:<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
:<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
::<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
::<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
::<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
::<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
::<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
::<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
::<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
::<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
::<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
::<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
::<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
:<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that.:P
:<djahandarie> You win haha
 :* http402 takes a bow
:@$For #wikipedia's silly attempt, see *$http://scalar.cluenet.org/~fastlizard4/quotes.php?q=560#quote*|*LizardQuote 560$:* and *$http://scalar.cluenet.org/~fastlizard4/quotes.php?q=561#quote*|*LizardQuote 561$*$@
:%%
:* stelf slaps TIE-Fighter around with a small 50lb Unix Manual
|:<:-- TIE-Fighter has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
:@$Manual of Doom!$@
:%%
:<MrZ-man> # 2009-01-19T07:06:59 AntiAbuseBot (Talk | contribs | block) 
 blocked Chris G (Talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) 
 with an expiry time of infinite (abuse) (unblock | change block)
:<MrZ-man> its attacking its creator!
:<MrZ-man> zomg skynet
:* MrZ-man ducks and covers
:@$And we plan to give ClueBot an AI?$@
:%%
 =-= thingg is now known as obama
:<NuclearWarfare> Dammit, thingg controls me
:%%
:<PeterSymonds> "Sun and air" has been deleted (view • salt). See the deletion 
log for a record of recent deletions.
:<PeterSymonds> heh, you're all doomed
:%%
:<NuclearWarfare> 4chan raid was scary
::<kirjain_X> NuclearWarfare, yeah
:<NuclearWarfare> jdelanoy owned everyone
:<NuclearWarfare> Basically, the alerts channel pinged every 15 seconds with an adminbot block
:<NuclearWarfare> We ran about 3 unauthorized adminbots + 1 half one (jdelanoy)
:%%
:* PeterSymonds grabs his fork
::<[garden]> eewww, grabs his fork
::<[garden]> XD
:<PeterSymonds> how immature >.>
:<PeterSymonds>:p
:%%
:<yksinaisyyteni> werdnum: unlike, apparently, everyone else, i've never had a 
  problem entering the US
::<TimStarling> it depends on the time of day, at the major airports
::<TimStarling> the length of the queue
::<closedmouth> and whether you have a bomb strapped to you or not
:%%
:* fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large trout
:<fahadsadah> fs trouted nathan
:* fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large fish
:<fahadsadah> fs fished nathan
:* fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large rap
:<fahadsadah> fs raped nathan
:%%
22:04::< sm217> I've almost got my wireless working under freebsd::<
22:05::< sm217> Car simply turns off when the driver is loaded.
22:05::< sm217> s/car/card
:@$Airplane also turns off when copilot is loaded.  Keep the copilot in the back, plz.$@
:%%
:* [roux] chews on [garden]
::<[garden]> noeeeeeeez
:<DarkoNeko> [roux] eats grass
::<[roux]> No, I smoke that.
:%%
:<[iMatthew]> !admin JulianC93 is abusing !admin to inform us that jdelanoy is abusing !admin 
 to inform us of JulianC93's abuse of !admin to inform us of [iMatthew]'s abuse of !admin
:<[iMatthew]> OH CRAP
::<jdelanoy> whoa
:<[iMatthew]> WRONG CHANNEL
:%%
:<DarkoNeko> he listens to country.
::<[garden]> In Soviet Russia country listens to YOU
::<[garden]> (as long as YOU are Stalin)
:%%
:<Patton123> seen von ryans express?
::<Iceflow> Probably stuck in a snow drift, Patton123:)
:%%
::<kmccoy> Mike_H.
:<Prodego> kmccoy.
::<kmccoy> Prodego
:<Prodego> ah, but you missed the period
 the period is important, esp if you are grawp
::<kmccoy> That's because I'm pregnant.
:%%
:<Ottava> If you ever meet a Wikipedian irl, just kick them in the balls 
:<Ottava> because chances are they don't need them. ; /
:%%
:<Until_It_Sleeps> .count I really suck, because my penis
::<SoxBot> I really suck, because my penis has 7 contributions. For more info, 
see http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/ec/I_really_suck%2C_because_my_penis 
:%%
::<jdelanoy> Versageek: /me is in bed right now:)
:* Versageek too
:* Kylu blinks. "I didn't even know you two were friends."
:%%
::<[Soap]> funny looking turtle: 
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Galapagos_giant_tortoise_Geochelone_elephantopus.jpg
:<kirjain_X> [Soap], we watched a video of them in bio having sex
:<JulianC93> O_O
:<JulianC93> O_o
:<kirjain_X> JulianC93, they were very slow
:<kirjain_X> And they were like... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhh
:<JulianC93> haha
:<kirjain_X> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph
::<[Soap]> do turtles most just a slowly during sex as they do the rest of the time?
:<kirjain_X> Yes
::<[Soap]> ok
:%%
::<Mark_Away> Ceiling_Cat, that answers dcoetzee's question quite well
:<Ceiling_Cat> I am to please.
:<Ceiling_Cat> aim, even
::<Mark_Away> Are you to please?
:<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Away - I am more pleasing than a $3 hooker on st. patty's day
::<Mark_Away> what are $3 hookers like?
::<dcoetzee> Mark_Away: They generally stand in a field all day and say "moo."
:%%
::<slakr> it kind of would be fun to be jailbait again... be like 14 and look
like you're 21 or something
::<slakr> I could make CNN when I buttsecks a teacher
::<slakr>:P
:<the_undertow> yeah, considering you're homeschooled, thats just messed up
:%%
:<Neurolysis> Boriss: THIS POOR, DEFENSELESS GIRL
:<Neurolysis> THIS POOR
:<Neurolysis> THIS POOR GIRL
::<Boriss> HER SAD VUGINA
:%%
::<CWii> .dns IM A DUMB BOT
:<Rembrandt> IM A DUMB BOT
::<CWii> Win.
:@$Yes, we always knew you were...$@
:%%
:* nathan gets angelina jolies b00bs from ebay
:* nathan puts them on
::< nathan> Hmm.
::< nathan> How do I look?
::< nathan> =p
:< Dvyjones> Augh! Meh eyes!
::< nathan> =p
:* nathan shoves the b00bs aside to be able to see
:* nathan takes the b00bs off
::< nathan> Dammit.
:* nathan gets sledgehammer
:* nathan gets thinner
::< nathan> They're stuck!
:* nathan tries to remove them
::< nathan> *OUCH*
::< nathan> They bite!
:* nathan carefully tries to remove a piece of finger from the b00bs mouth
:* nathan gets some Duct tape
:* nathan gets his sledgehammer
:* nathan attacks
:* nathan looks at the sledgehammer
:* nathan sees half of it is gone
:* nathan gets out his nuclear b00b-remover
::< nathan> Ah.
::< nathan> That's better.
::< nathan> [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]]0~
:* nathan gets out two more sledgehammers
:* nathan beats the b00bs to a pulp
:* nathan sells the b00bpulp on ebay
:@$No comment......................
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......................
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.......................
.............
...............(...)$@
:%%
:<Ironholds> I do love kent.
:%%
:<[Soap]> aaaggghh!!! elephants have more brain cells than humans!!
:%%
::<Chenzw> [Soap]: Can I bash it?:)
:<Neurolysis> yes we can
:<Neurolysis> can we kick it?
:<Neurolysis> yes we can
:%%
(in PM, talking about a #wikipedia-en-unblock request)
:<Emachman> Well first,::<retracted>, you must go to your local town offices
:<Emachman> Ask for an unblock form, and they will give it to you
:<jdelanoy> XD
:<Emachman> After filling out the form, mail it to the local OTRS offices
:<Emachman> Wait 4-6 weeks
:<jdelanoy> fill it out in [Monsters, INC|sextuplicate]
:* jdelanoy::<3's red tape sometimes
:<Emachman> If they think you are worthy of an unblock, your request will be 
  forwarded to the higher management
:<Emachman> They will email you, asking you to fill out 3 more forms in 
  sextuplicate
:<Emachman> Mail those to a Wikipedia admin
:<Emachman> After 10-15 [Monday|buisness days], your request will be forwarded 
  to Jimbo
:<jdelanoy> lol
:<Emachman> You will be added to his waiting list.
:<Emachman> Wait 3 months
:<Emachman> If he thinks you are worthy to edit wikipedia again, you will be 
  unblocked
:<jdelanoy> but he will generally deem you worth only if you grovel at his feet 
  while wearing a banana suit singing "It's peanut butter jelly time"
:<jdelanoy> and dancing 
:<jdelanoy> ...
:<jdelanoy> poorly
:%%
::<Maximr> I'm having a weird blacklist problem
[...]
:<lustiger_seth> all com-domains were blocked.
:%%
:<Res2216firestar:##juliancolton> Well, I just found out that wubi won't work unless I defrag my hard drive
 -Emachman/##juliancolton- SO DEFRAG!
-PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- NO U!
-Res2216firestar/##Juliancolton- I AM!
 -Emachman/##juliancolton- !U ON
-PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- that's what she said
 -Emachman/##juliancolton- I fail
:%%
( mattbuck ) hmm, viagra/penis enhancement spammers are idiots
( mattbuck ) they started bombaring me with messages AFTER my gf dumped me
( mattbuck ) not when they would do some amount of good
:%%
:* jdelanoy didn't see Newyorkbrad was in here:O
:* jdelanoy behaves
:%%
(after Newyorkbrad was joking around with him...)
:* Shappy is going to be the first person blocked for BITING an arb
:<Newyorkbrad> Hey, we have a policy on that
:<Newyorkbrad> [WP:BITE]
:%%
:<NuclearWarfare> !delete [zh-yue:柳門歌手列衚] r=Vandalism
::<Dellieplagiat> NuclearWarfare: [zh-yue:柳門歌手列衚] has been scheduled for termination
::<kylu> y'know, there's something kinda ominous about "NuclearWarfare: [zh-yue:(something in 
  chinese)] has been scheduled for termination"
:@$root@skynet:~# make hal-9000
root@skynet:~# /usr/bin/hal-9000 -u root -p -h earth -t 00$@
:%%
:< closedmouth> are all sexists just sexy racists?
::< Neurolysis> yes
:%%
:< Narson> it is not 'being an arse' for Ironholds, it is called 'Being awake'.
:%%
::<Ottava> Where are you from, Icy?
:* Icy|afkish scratches her forehead. Earth, at last check.
::<Ottava> Thats a big place.
:* Res2216firestar is from mars, a much smaller place
:%%
  =-= Shappy is now known as Shappy|Birthday
::<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
::<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
::<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday dead Shappy
::<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
:<Shappy|Birthday> dead?
:<Shappy|Birthday> i'm not dead!
::<iMatt|snow> dear*
::<iMatt|snow>:)
:%%
:<Ottava> oh gesh, that is weird
:<Ottava> User Meow: )
:<Ottava> Rename them to Meowth
:<Ottava> THATS RIGHT!
:%%
:<jdelanoy> Flaming: you are fine
::<flaming> i know... but most people don't openly compliment my looks like that
:%%
[...unimportant babble...]
 |:<:-- jwales has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
:<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
::<NocturneNoir> .______.
You killed him
:<Until_It_Sleeps> How DARE peer do this to jwales!!!
:P
:<Jake_Wartenberg> nice going, [Thrawn]
::<[Thrawn]> YES! I KILLED JIMBO WALES
:<Until_It_Sleeps> xD
:<Jake_Wartenberg> Regicide!
:<Until_It_Sleeps> Jimbocide!
:* Jake_Wartenberg executes [Thrawn]
::<[Thrawn]> well, there goes the implementation of flaggedrevs
:<Jake_Wartenberg>:|
:* Shawnhath turns off Low Orbit Ion Cannon. Success.
:<Until_It_Sleeps> hehe, Wikicide
:@$Even the Almighty is vulnerable to peer...$@
:%%
:<jdelanoy> http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/topedits/index.php?name=J.delanoy&namespace=0
:<jdelanoy> lol
:<jdelanoy> how do I have 37 edits on [0]?
:<jdelanoy> 29 - ICarly
:<jdelanoy> o_O
:<jdelanoy> O_o
:<jdelanoy> AAAAAHHHH
:<jdelanoy> 27 - High_School_Musical_3:_Senior_Year
:* jdelanoy runs
:<jdelanoy> MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!!
:%%
:<Ironholds> You FUCKBAG.
:%%
:<JulianC93> Admins' motto: Bold, revert, [Special:BlockIP]
:%%
:* Lubaf wonders, appripos of nothing, if "avocado + hummus::< penis + vagina" and "avocado
 + hummus > penis + bear trap" are sane things to say.
::<Lubaf> And, regardless of that, exactly how creepy those two quotes are.
::<Lubaf> Is the combination of the two creepier then each individually?
::<Ironholds> The idea that you spend time thinking about these things trumps all of those for
 creepiness.
::<chzz> Oh wow, that's a coincidence. I am actually eating hummus right now!
::<chzz> No avocado tho
::<Lubaf> Ironholds: Yes, but I'm trying to calibrate my creepy-o-meter.
::<Lubaf> That's what brought the question on.
::<chzz> Well, you might as well say xylophone=avocado+hummus, thus 
 (penis+vagina)>xylophone>(penis+bear trap)
::<chzz> hence (penis+vagina)>(penis+bear trap)
::<Lubaf> chzz: It appears to be in the context of "avocado + humus" as an experience.
::<chzz> hence vagina>bear trap
::<chzz> Yes, but I have just proved that a vagina is greater than a bear trap
::<Lubaf> I think the "+" is overloaded in this case, so that result might not be valid.
::<chzz> And I managed to eliminate penis. Which is nice.
::<Ironholds> Chzz: the film Teeth, though.
::<Ironholds> I'd take a bear trap over that.
::<Ironholds> Because I'm not stupid to stick my wingwong into a bear trap in the first place.
::<chzz> I was, of course, making the assumption that the penis is not imaginary.
::<chzz> In those equations.
::<Lubaf> I'm more interested in the creepiness value of those statements, which is independent
 of their values as mathematical statements.
::<chzz> I don't find avocado to be particularly creepy.
::<Lubaf> Is the combination more creepy than the sum of the creepiness of the two statements
 considered independently?
::<Ironholds> Unless it was aids-infected diana-hating muslim immigrant kiddy-fiddling terrorist
 unemployed heroin junkie avocado.
::<Ironholds> Then the daily mail would be alllll over it.
::<Ironholds> They do love their nonce vegetables they do.
[Later...]
::<Lubaf> I'm particularly interested in whether "avocado + hummus::< penis + vagina" is more or
 less creepy than "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap".
::<Lubaf> Anybody have any evaluation of the relative creepiness of 
 those two statements?
::<chzz> Maybe if you put each term into google images, you could rate the creepiness by how many
 pages you have to go through before you find something creepy.
::<Ironholds> Lubaf: second > first sentence.
::<Lubaf> Ironholds: I figured that, but is there an objective way to measure that?
::<Ironholds> Lubaf: if a girl was to say that to you in bed, how quickly would you become flaccid.
::<Ironholds> There is your test.
::<Lubaf> Ironholds: That's a measure of anti-sexiness, not creepiness.
::<Ironholds> Hmm, good point.
::<chzz> Surely avocado and hummus could be quite erotic, in some circumstances.
::<Ironholds> Hummus? nooo.
::<Ironholds> Avocado, probably.
::<Ironholds> (probably not)
::<chzz> I kive hummus.
::<chzz> s/kive/love/ (total keyboard failure)
::<Lubaf> Ironholds: Think whipped cream.
::<chzz> and 1 cup.
::<chzz>:-)
::<Ironholds> Eww.
::<Lubaf> Still, I'm trying to evaluate a given statement for sheer creepiness factor relative to
 another. Is there such a scheme?
::<chzz> I guess some folk would find a bear trap quite erotic too.
::<Ironholds> Chzz: bears into S&M, say.
::<chzz> Do bears eat avocado?
::<chzz> I can't see them being terribly keen on hummus; they always seem quite stressed. Maybe
 they *need:* more hummus.
::<Ironholds> Or SSRIs.
::<Ironholds> actually, medicating bears? Can't end well.
::<chzz> OMG, I think the question is comprehensively answered.
 [chzz proceeds to link to a picture of a avocado colored stuffed bear; not reproduced
 here for subtly obvious reasons]
::<chzz> KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!eleven111
:* chzz goes back to GA reviewing:-s
[Much later...]
::<Lubaf> Ironholds: I finally found an objective way of determining which of the two statements
 "avocado + hummus::< penis + vagina" and "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap" is
 creepier.
::<Lubaf> And, further, whether the statement "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap" is creepier than
 the statement "I'm interested in an objective method of evaluating whether the statement "avocado 
 + hummus::< penis + vagina" is more or less creepy than the statement "avocado + hummus > penis
  + bear trap"."
:<DanielB|Sleep> oh god
:<DanielB|Sleep> i thought we let the avocado penis hommus bear vagina trap thing go...:)
::<closedmouth> i don't even like hummus
::<Lubaf> closedmouth: How about avocado?
::<closedmouth> even less so
::<Lubaf> Or, for that matter, penis or vagina?
::<Lubaf> or even bear traps?
::<closedmouth> i'm not sold on penis or bear traps
::<Atyndall> This channel is becoming increasingly disturbing
::<Lady_Aleena> Atyndall, you are just fuguring that out?
::<Atyndall> Lady_Aleena: Nope, unfortunately:P
:%%
:<Boriss_> my pantyline = full protect
:%%
::<PeterSymonds> I had a really funny incident on the train today. 
::<PeterSymonds> I was reading my horoscope because I was bored, and it said "you are going to experience grievous 
bodily harm".
:<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
::<PeterSymonds> So I passed it to my friend, who's was "You are angry. Let it out."
::<JulianC93> O_O
:%%
:* {} flirts with Ceiling_Cat
:<ijustam> uh oh
:<ijustam> ceiling cat is being hit on by what appears to be a vagina
:%%
::<Shappy> Lol
::<Shappy> DSP, eitherway: From [Coprophagia]. "Humans do it only on rare occasions and it is looked down 
  upon in most societies today."
:<unilinky> http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
::<DSP> Wait...
::<DSP> It is looked down upon?
::<DSP> If that's the case, I totally don't do it
::<Shappy> Oh shit.:|
:%%
::<Gracenotes> sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs omnomnomnomnom
:<[roux][bed]> I HAZ NO BUGBEDS
:%%
:<LizardBot-1> [Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, 
  smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!
:@$Testing LizardBot's new insult generator...$@
:%%
:<Ottava> I kept having to do small edits because of the edit war
:<Ottava> I was like the Red Cross
:<Ottava> having to dodge bullets
:%%
 |:<:-- DataBot-blocks has left freenode (Excess Flood)
:<Until_It_Sleeps> LoreBot: Hello
:<Until_It_Sleeps>:S
:<Until_It_Sleeps> Did that kill all of my bots?
::<LoreBot> Until_It_Sleeps: Probably
:%%
:<Bullzeye> holy shit there's swimming monkeys on tv
:%%
:<Matthewedwards> well, of course, a picture of my face would be much better
::<User 2> I tried one at first, but it got deleted because they said you couldn't show mule asses on wikipedia
:%%
:-->| Rlevse (n=chatzill@wikipedia/Rlevse) has joined #wikipedia-en
:* iMattzilla attacks Rlevse at the door
  |:<:-- Rlevse has left freenode (Remote closed the connection)
:<iMattzilla> Sorry guys, I was very hungry.
::<Rjd0060> Now you've scared him off.
:%%
:<Lucifer_Cat> La_Pianista: 24 years of power then your sould belongs to me?
:<La_Pianista> Sould = sold soul?
:<Lucifer_Cat> indeed
:<La_Pianista> I love typos that make new portmanteaus.
:%%
::<La_Pianista> Did you know that Debussy once wrote a piece called, "Jimbo's Lullaby"?
:<Freudian|Sleep> was it then renamed to "Sagner's Co-Lullaby"?
:%%
:<One> I like how it seems like Florida has a communist-era Five-Year Plan for winning World Series titles 
:<One> Year 1 being the year after they win their last one 
:<One> and then their records go: 
:<One> 62-100, 65-97, 72-90, 81-81, HOLY SHIT WORLD SERIES TITLE 92-70! 
:<One> lather rinse repeat
:%%
 :* jdelanoy runs around waving his arms in the air
:<JulianC93> SWINE FLU
::<Emachman> SHVINE FLU
:%%
:<JulianC93> ISOBot whatis arbcom
::<ISOBot> arb is Standard Arabic
:<JulianC93> heh
:%%
::<Wizardman> lol, bio. other sciences are more fun
:<NuclearWarfare> Science in general is great
::<Wizardman> Chem = blow shit up. Physics = make things to blow shit up. Bio = watching monkeys poop
:@$A.P. Biology: Genetically engineering a virus to manufacture things to make shit blow up$@
:%%  -!- AU-313 [i=fastliza@wikipedia/FastLizard4/bot/LizardBot-1] has quit ["Oh noes!:O Caught
deadly signal 15 SIGTERM!!"]
:<+FastLizard4> `killall -s 15 'php lizardbot.php'` ftw! 
:@$This will make a lot more sense to people who have played Metroid Prime 3: Corruption$@
:%%
:<&b4> wear sex with a condom.
:<&b4> err
:%%
:<+Ironholds> really it's gods fault for making rabbits so sexy. Take it up with the big man, not me
:%%
 :* nathan punches dillo
:< Damian> o.0
 :* Damian read that as dildo xDxD
:< hawken> Oops:D
:%%
:<[Thrawn]> if you're hated by WR, that means you're probably doing an excellent job
:%%
:<NocturneNoir> I wonder if anybody has been topic banned from pornography articles
:<NocturneNoir> That'd be exceedingly lulzy
::<Ironholds> I don't think pron is something that causes massive disputes
:<NocturneNoir> YOU NEVER KNOW
::<Ironholds> massive splurts of useless gunk, certainly, but Scientology articles cover that quite nicely thanks
:%%
:<jdelanoy> mostly vandalism, but yes, some edit warring
:<jdelanoy> "Replaced content with 'U2 IS GAY'"
:<jdelanoy> *roll eyes*
:<Howcheng> should be "U2 ARE GAY"
:<jdelanoy> lol
:%%
  *&pie is now away: O_O
  *&pie has changed away reason to: fapping
::<&pie> O_O
  *&pie is back from away: fapping (Gone since 6:13:03p, 9secs ago)
:<+FastLizard4|busy> That was quite a fap.
:<+FastLizard4|busy> Only took you nine seconds.
:<+FastLizard4|busy> I don't know whether that's good or bad for you.:P
:%%
:<Titoxd> 80+ GA's
:<Titoxd> because the thing is
:<Titoxd> he doesn't see the number of GA's he's written as the
size of his e-penis
:<Titoxd> that's why I usually tend to follow him around and edit the
articles he writes 
:%%
:<Shappy> (to NuclearWarfare) Come on, you need to bring out your inner
rogueness if you ever want to be an admin!
:%%
( slakr ) "You're such an idiot for thinking I violated WP:CIVIL and WP:NPA.
 You're clearly an asshole for even making that assumption"
( slakr ):P
:%%
::<cimon> FatPuppy, there was an interview Obama was doing where a fly made a darwinistically unwise decision of setting down on one of Obamas thighs, or was it somewhere or other on the side of his chair. Obama immediately went into this awesome "cobra about to strike" pose, and nailed it in one swat.
::<cimon> I am metaphysically certain there is youtube of it out there.
::<agkwiki> cimon: BBC News has a video of it.:]
::<cimon> (TM) McLaughlin
::<KFP> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8104495.stm
::<agkwiki> It seems "Fly-killing" can be added to the list of things Barack has mastered.
::<cimon> not just mastered, I think he has an orange belt at it.
:<SarekOfVulcan> ...or a red belt, depending on where it was when he swatted it....
::<agkwiki> xD
::<cimon> compare to Bush who rode into a policeman with a bike.
:%%
::<iMatthew> snirk, say "JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link [hampster]"
::<SoxBot-1> iMatthew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
::<snirk> JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link [hampster]
:<JWReminderBot>	snirk: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sat Jul 04 16:36:41 UTC 2009
::<SoxBot-2> snirk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
::<LizardBot> iMatthew: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
::<LizardBot> snirk: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
::<LizardBot> SoxBot-1: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
::<LizardBot> SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
:<JWReminderBot> snirk: You asked me to remind you to link [hampster]
::<SoxBot-2> JWReminderBot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
::<LizardBot> JWReminderBot: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
::<LizardBot> SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
:%%
:<Killiondude> Shappy, please don't spread your disease.
:<Shappy|Sick> Killiondude: There's a big wall between us.
:<Shappy|Sick> It's called the internet.
:%%
:<MuZemike> Old Wiki-proverb: two users revert-warring each other is akin to two people taking turns kicking each other in the shins.
:%%
::<Aqwis> South Korea has discovered
::<Aqwis> THE WHEEL
:<SPARTAN-G024>:O
::<Aqwis> North Korea wins the game: CULTURAL VICTORY
::<Aqwis> man, Civilization is so great
:%%
:<Shappy> snirk !a sperm Until_It_Sleeps
::<snirk> Until It Sleeps's total sperm count is 0.

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