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G-Zay is one of dozens of online aliases used by a Wikipedo and liar-troll from Willesden, London, NW10. Some of his other known aliases are Galvanizer, Galvanization, 1Truth, GZay2Stay, GZay_Returns, Vagrant_XII, Azure Sky, Nero Williams, and Valiant Valentine.
He openly admits to a few instances of his sockpuppet wankery, but uses countless others in hopes of staying anonymous. He claims his habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies supposedly earned him the name "The Contradictor" back in his high school days, but the full extent of his insanity was eventually unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and he discovered how to use proxies.
—G-Zay, setting the tone for this article
Lies on Wikipedia and Forums
G-Zay is best known for spreading lies about Square Enix and Final Fantasy related topics on message boards such as GameFAQs and VGChartz. He used to add his fake info to Wikipedia articles and then posted it on some forum claiming he just read it on Wikipedia (such as  ). When he added his lies to Wikipedia he used hard to check or plain nonexistent sources as references, often mixing them with legitimate truths so he couldn't be easily found out. G-Zay's fake info spread from Wikipedia and GameFAQs to NeoFAG and even into game magazines and sites. When the nature of his conduct became public Wikipedia quickly banned him from any further editing. G-Zay immediately posted an apology with more lies:
After his ban he of course kept coming back with dozens of sockpuppets and IP addresses set up at internet cafes while claiming to have only one account and to have stopped editing Wikipedia altogether. Of course he's getting his ass banned over and over again as people can now instantly see through his bullshit. G-Zay keeps using sockpuppets to this day but his lies are deleted on sight despite him usually insisting he's not G-Zay.
—G-Zay being G-Zay
His Favorite Lies
G-Zay could actually be confused for a faulty computer program with all the same old bullshit he posts in his thousands of Hiroyuki Ito and Final Fantasy XII threads every day. Much if not all of his lies center around hyping up Hiroyuki Ito as the greatest game designer alive and the driving creative force behind Final Fantasy while reducing everyone else's roles at Square Enix to incompetent fools only serving coffee to the glorious Ito-sama.
If you ever encountered a forum thread with the following statements there is a
99.999% 100% chance it's by G-Zay:
- fake info on a spiritual Final Fantasy XII successor spread on GameFAQs and other forums while claiming it's "rumors" found on Wikipedia, 2ch, or in some magazine
- Hiroyuki Ito is directing
Final Fantasy XIVno wait Final Fantasy XVno wait Final Fantasy XVI no wait Final Fantasy -insert Roman numeral here until it actually happens-.
- Hiroyuki Ito did fucking everything while Yoshinori Kitase wiped the floors and Motomu Toriyama sucked him off ("OH NO ITO-SAMA I FAILED YOU!!!!1")
G-Zay's everlasting love for Hiroyuki Ito goes so far that he visits every single Final Fantasy launch event in London to pester all other developers with questions about Ito. He then posts fake answers to them on GameFAQs. G-Zay apparently did ask Hironobu Sakaguchi who could save the Final Fantasy series but he later changed the wording of his question so often (   ) that nobody really knows what was actually asked. The original question probably was "Which employee still at Square Enix who is secretly the director of Final Fantasy XVI, and by the way Yoshinori Kitase sucks, do you feel can save the Final Fantasy series and once again make it a leading and respected series in the games industry while curing cancer hint the reply I'm going for is Hiroyuki Ito and don't mind the gun I'm pointing at you!?"
Check out some of G-Zay's Ito threads:                                                                                             
It's a Disease?
There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks:
His behavior of being willing to eventually admit but making up more lies when confronted just goes to show that he is a pathological liar. He normally claims that he lies just because other people do so. For example he said after his Wikipedia ban that the entire site was full of lies and made up sources (his proof being a pirated game guide scan that didn't contain all pages of the print version LOL). One of his fake stories earned him a £30 voucher at JUST-EAT.CO.UK which he likely had framed. G-Zay even admitted to have been in a mental hospital once. He claimed that he was institutionalized because of his shyness and that he has stalked girls and watched porn since he was 12 years old. Given that he's batshit insane this is probably all true despite his comments in the same thread:
As if his lying wasn't creepy enough, G-Zay is also known for being a pedophile. He admitted time and time again to finding 6-year-old girls sexually attractive and posted a fanfic that contained an explicit child rape scene.
On good days (when he's not jacking off to CP for hours on end or spewing bullshit about Square Enix games) he's usually just fantasizing about fat women or using his Dailymotion playlist to prevent himself from passing on his worthless DNA. If this fails, he goes hunting for fat women on the internet.
Well either that or just interracial porn fanfics:
G-Zay also seems to have a transsexualism fetish with his fondness for visual kei and fanfic imagining Final Fantasy XIII's Lightning as a "pre-op tranny", "guy in drag" or just plain ol' "woman with a penis". Not that his original ideas for the story were less insane:  
In another of his bait-and-troll threads he posted about having written a lengthy "thesis" on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. People didn't buy it and G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to trolling the hell out of him for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes.
—G-Zay, telling the truth (for once)
—G-zay, protecting his "reputation"
Trolling Him Back
- Tell the police about the CP he has on his computer - bonus points for getting him in jail.
- Reply to all his new GameFAQs posts with a link to this article.
- See image to the right
- This article's talk page
- This talk page, too
- A response by G-Zay
- G-Zay finding out about Obama's "mixed" ethnicity
- G-Zay's Devil May Cry 4 fanfic with black Dante
- G-Zay's Final Fantasy XV rumors claimed Noctis to have multiple personality disorder OH THE IRONY
- The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?
- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
- Clearly he's not the only black, British weeaboo in his family
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