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You can help by adding moar pix. Loving the Cock since 2001! is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.


Fag Paradise

Typical GTAForums member.

For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.

Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancestors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.

The forum bodyguard! Be careful!

If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....

If you'll be found as a 12 years old girl, the guards will come to hunt you!

Forum Categories

The moderator's penis.
  • GTA V - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
  • GTA IV - Where all of the wiggers and forum queers gather in mass orgies to discuss how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
  • San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
  • The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
  • Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
  • Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
  • Public Gang Chat - The place where all the "important members" go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical fuckwads who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the gang leaders, who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking retarded they are themselves.

Becoming a Mod

Getting violated anally never looked so good!

Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.

  1. Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like Robert De Niro or Al Pacino.
  2. Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
  3. Get a ton of thumbs up points by shitting on GTA V.
  4. Add mods to your respect list and suck their cocks at every opportunity.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT!!!

Notable Alumni

ErmeyPointingAngry.jpg STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?

Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.
  • Slamman - Long haired, basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't shut the fuck up. Posed as 17 year-old jailbait under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like 200,000 posts, mainly pics of his penis. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of GTA Chronicles. Their last site went down the pits. Good luck this time GTA Chronicles! You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.
  • pcguytech - Good mate with an unusual name who Slamman has an extreme strange obsession for. pcguytech aka as Mike previous founder part owner of GTA Chronicles in association with a secret member of GTAForums who is obsessed with Porter beer and has a fetish for 9 volt batteries. GTA Chronicles went up in flames in the middle of 2015, due to the financial crisis in Greece plus Slamman set the server on fire. It's rumoured pcguytech has return to GTAForums, returning back from the Amazons, in seach for waddy "God's foster son". It's believed he is held hostage in Tank's basement. pcguytech is an ex-member of the following official gay gangs, AMF and Ziabastsu. He's a funny intelligent character who carries nutsacks all day long for various staff leaders. You gotta start some where. Might as well be a nutsack carrier.
  • Juice by Kayla Marie - Slamman's alter-ego.
  • sivispacem - Probably the smartest poster on the forums, but all things considered that isn't something to take pride in. Acts high and mighty with a vocabulary full of political terms that make absolutely no sense to 99.9% of the forum posters.
  • Zee - Unfunny cunt that has a cult following for some reason, most likely for coining the "Cockstar" term. He's also a NEET and pretends to be British while posting from US IP addresses.
  • universetwisters - A train-loving pedophile that likes to film his mother during her drunken tirades. Suspected closet neo nazi, and most likely Slamman's long-lost son. He is also a massive fan of happy hardcore, further prooving how shitty his taste is, as it's the shittiest subgenre of the shittiest music genre to ever exist. Buttslave of theNGclan.
  • Waddy - Pretty rad guy and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r (It was 28" before the server 'accident'.), which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of n00bs. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful girls which he tends to daily.
  • Justin - Other rad guy.
  • Tank - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum fucktards. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
  • Asmo - Some homo who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old crybaby who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.
  • Naomi - is a lovely dudess who is trying to look like a little, very small babe-y and always fails with that. That man has ass raped many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by being a mother (ass) fucker bitch. If you know this person, please help him out.
  • Anuj - A shit-showering cunt who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only sucking off to the official black person Tank. This fagghead should not exist, he is one of the reasons to fix the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "‎Anuj Srivastava‎", might be helpfull if you want to teach him a good lesson about life.
  • Girish - A from India similar to Anuj, another mod who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only sucking off to the official black person Tank. This fagghead is another example to the reasons to fix the Indian immigrantion problem. He's an ungrateful scum, popularly known as "fag" in the forums. He's just a 3 year old trying to act like a nerd.
  • Shayan Shaffey/Greenline - A sandnigger without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger. Now using his new account Greenline because Slamman, his alleged lover, told him to.
  • miamivicecity - GTA IV fanboy. This pedophile will defend every single flaw in GTA IV, despite it being the shittiest piece of shit to ever be released to the public. Also, watch out, he appears to be a fan of Marilyn Manson.
  • theadmiral - Some britfag who claim to be a girl, but is obviously just a closet homofag. He likes to insult people in a "classy" manner, and being a cancerous cancer. The only good thing he does is pick on gtamann123, the faggot lord of GTAForums.
  • gtamann123 - The biggest gaylord you will ever see. Whines and complains about his shitty life, and has an ongoing feud with theadmiral,another massive faggot.
  • GunWrath - Redneck, gun-nut, and proud conservative. Recently got banned for being a creep, and a pedo.
  • Tycek - 30 year-old manchild who worships GTA IV and defends its every single flaw with the power of a ten miamivicecity's and takes his opinions as literal statement of fact. Will write you long-winded passive-aggressive rant on how superior he is and how retarded and sexually impotent you are if you correct him or disagree with him.
  • Mokrie Dela - Hack writer and Tycek's gay lover.
  • Drunken Cowboy - an obese biker and fanboy of TLaD who was sucked off for his pseudo-intellectual essays on how he's the best fedora-tipper around. Still remembered to this day with endless vigils after getting the banhammer in a hilariously anti-climactic manner by butthurt SJW moderators for supposed misogyny.
  • Fuzzknuckles - GTA V's answer to all the GTA IV fanboys floating around, although less aggressive due to having his brain fried from smoking too much weed.
  • Militia - Autist obsessed with his special vehicles.
  • Kirsty - some cunt, rumours say she slept with Tank to become a mod.
  • Android - An edgy power-hungry sociopath who always pretends to be a mod while bitching about anything. Also, he's a founder of a pretend software company that doesn't even talk about software. Extremely salty.

Concept Threads

Starting Last Thursday, an intelligent poster decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" shooting up army bases on a jetpack, or put zero effort into their thread, borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources, even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will actually be made into a game.

While reading these, be sure to look out for:

  • Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
  • An African-American hoodlum as a protagonist.
  • Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring shit nobody cares about.
  • A truly original story that only a true literary genius can make.
  • Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?

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