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GalladeXD is a 13 year old emo,weaboo faggot and furfag who is fucking OBSESSED with Pokemon Gallade, and uses her ADHD as a fucking excuse for "not paying attention to your shit". She is the creator of her unpopular Shadowmon shit, which is basically a ripoff of Pokemon. Tell her that fact and she'll throw a massive fit then block/report you. Some names for her are "FucktardXD", "WhoreXD", or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for her, which will make her throw a tantrum like a 2-year old. Her most notable characteristic is the fact that she will cause a fucking shitstorm over ONE little fucking negative thing said about Gallade, Darkrai, or her friends. Her hobbies include fapping to Gallade and Darkrai R34, having retarded and/or perverted RP's with her friends, obsessing over My Little Pony, and having wet dreams of her OC's.

Stuff like this a surefire way to make GalladeXD rage like a fucktard.

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About the freak

   
 
Gallade is an attractive Pokemon, you obviously don't see that due to your stupidity though.
 

 
 

—The stupidity is strong in this one, .

GalladeXD is a retarded weaboo lol-cow that likes anime, Pokemon, ponies, and gay shit like that. She is a former straight who has recently embraced her inner lesbian self, despite jacking off to Gallade and Darkrai porn. Also, she admits to being a closet furry, pegasister, and a Hetaliafag. Also, she says she has a Gallade fetish. If that wasn't creepy enough, she also claims that Gallade is "mine and mine only", as shown in the next quote.


   
 
GALLADE IS MINE, AND MINE ONLY. SO TELL YOURSELF AND GARDEVOIR TO BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!
 

 
 

—GalladeXD is actually serious, guiz., .

Also, she is a retarded weaboo who recolors Gallade's, slaps wings or tentacles onto their backs, give them animu hair, and give them good looks and a shitty backstories, then calls it a fucking OC. She has a shitload of them, and they're all Mary-Sue's.

Her Shitty OC's

Shade - A albino Gallade (that strongly resembles Dante from Devil May Cry for some reason) who was formally a emo nigger, and takes it in the ass from Rageangel, Sky, and Anarchy. Claims he's the god of death, but he doesn't do shit about it. Also, he's a canon homosexual, but that's just so GalladeXD can ship him with every other guy to fill her yaoi desires.

Sky - Younger albino brother of Shade, and the only one with some intelligence. Wears shiny white armor to hide whatever his body looks like underneath, also had kids with his older brother, making him a shemale.

Flame - Former homicidal psychopath killer, now he's just a retard who rapes people with the tentacles on his back. We have to give him credit for killing a whole town of furries and burning it to the ground, though. Also a KAWAII DESU psychopathic murderer.

Angvelion - Mary-Sue cunt who cries and bitches about every fucking thing.

Rageangel - 18 year old pedophile rapist who fucks her younger brothers for teh lulz.\ . Will rape then kill you in your dreams, because it's fucking hilarious.

Meta - Weaboo faggot who cosplays a Mexican demon blueberry and runs around crying like the little faggot he is.

Galldevil - Emo loser nobody gives a crap about and has a missing eye. Acts like a 3 year old.

GXD - GalladeXD's shitty Mary-Sue self-insert character who's the god of EVERYTHING (too bad it's all faggots) and probably has fucked every other OC that she has made up.

Anarchy - Kirlia slut that never wanted to evolve into a Gardevoir. A fucking whore.

Gallangel - Crippled kid on life support. Whines and bitches about everything like her mother. Also a Mary-Sue, just without personality.

Kojii - Emo manwhore who somehow is a virgin. Dresses like a scene/punk/goth girl and is clearly asking for it.

Kira - Slutty cunt who wants to kill everyone. Will be willing to take your Jewgold for free sex because she's a whore and a 16 year old.

Oblivion - A gay rapist who has fucked every OC in the ass at least 3 times. No fucking joke.

Octave - Only normal one that will exist. EVER.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Apparently, almost all of GXD's OC's are exceptions of Rule 34.

QUICK, DRAW PORN TO PISS HER OFF!


...Oh well. Still pissed her off with Octave R34. Try to get them all for ultimate lulz

She probably is turned on by this

CRAPPY ART

Shit she masturbates to

We're not joking. She LITERALLY masturbates to this.

Ways to Piss GalladeXD Off

This is ultimate rage fodder for her.
  • Say you like Gallade x Gardevoir
  • Say her OC's are Mary-Sues
  • Say her OC's are recolors
  • Call her a furfag
  • Call her a guy
  • Say her art is shit (which it is)
  • Call her a lesbian
  • Say Gallade is your boyfriend
  • Say Darkrai is your boyfriend
  • Claim that you burnt any type of Gallade/Darkrai merchandise
  • Tell her to get a life
  • Call her a kid or immature

See Also

External Links

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