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Gary Busey✡ is an American actor born quite retarded who was involved in a horrific accident early in life which instead of ending his burgeoning career took his level of mental deficiency off the scale and transformed him into a bizarre amalgam of high functioning autist and Andy Kaufman. Some argue that Busey's full potential as an actor has yet to be fully realised but no doubt some hot shit director will come along in a few years and pluck him from relative obscurity.
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Top 10 Busey Moments
1) Gary beats up a guy on set for arguing with him about what heaven looks like
While on set for some awful movie no one watched where he is reincarnated as a dog, The Buse got into an argument with one of the workers about the set of heaven looking wrong... Why? Because Busey has been to heaven. Busey honestly believes that when he got in his motorcycle crash he went to heaven and saw what it looks like and the set's couches were not the couches they use in heaven.
When the guy disagreed Busey beat him up.
2) Gary kicks the lead actor of Piranha 3D for talking to him
When one of the actors in the movie Piranha 3D had the audacity to walk up to Gary and introduced himself, Gary kicked him in the stomach for no apparent reason and then ordered for him to be thrown off the set by security... which he was.
Busey was playing a minor role and that guy was the star of the movie.
3) Gary punches the lead actor of some other movie for touching him
Another time the star of some other undisclosed movie in which Busey was doing a cameo jokingly tried to wrestle Gary Busey.
Busey punched him in the face which broke his tooth, and this was just the first day of shooting.
4) Gary snorts cocaine off his dog
For a while Gary was on yet another reality show, only this time it was celebrity rehab. On it he was known for telling the most insane stories, the best of which was when he dropped his coke on his dog so he picked it up and began snorting directly off of it.
5) Gary yells at a child at the Oscars
While on the red carpet at the Oscars, Gary was asked his opinion regarding the behavior of some of the younger generation of movie stars. After mishearing the question about four times, Gary went off on an insane screaming rant about how all these people are idiots before descending into pure gibberish.
The interviewer was 12.
6) Gary hoses down Swedish people for interviewing him wrong
When two Swedish dudes made the mistake of surprising Gary with a completely planned and scheduled interview, Gary showed them he was having none of that. Instead of answering questions he began dousing them with a water hose.
Later he would come to the mistaken conclusion that one of them is gay and spend the entire rest of the interview eluding to that fact.
7) Gary directs his own interview
The Buse will not be interviewed against his will. When he was asked to answer some questions for a documentary about Hunter S. Thompson he instead spent most of the interview making the guy start over and over again while directing him on how to correctly run an interview.
8) Gary calls some guy a fairy for correcting his spelling
One day Gary was giving out autographs... and by "giving out" I mean selling for $30 a pop. When a fan walked up to him and asked him to sign a photo Gary became enraged that the guy pointed out that he spelled his name wrong and asked him to correct it. Even then the guy tried to defend Gary who began arguing with his friend, at which point Gary called them both a couple of fairies.
9) Gary plays an antisemitic jewish stereotype in a Turkish propaganda movie about american war crimes
In 2006, in what must have been the best most amazing moment in his career, Gary participated in the turkish movie: "Valley of the Wolves: Iraq". The movie is about how all the americans are dirty criminal murderers who kill and rape arab women and children for fun, and in it, Gary plays the role of a stereotypical jewish-american doctor who harvests the internal organs of dead Iraqy children to send home for transplants for rich jews in New-york and Tel-aviv.
10) Gary Busey Reportedly Hit On Courtney Stodden, Then Slapped Her Mother
Being 70 years old didn't stop Gary from trying to fuck Courtney Stodden. You know what else didn't stop him? Her mom/manager whom he bitch-slapped when she tried to stop him from trying to screw her daughter. Hilariously, Courtney's tweet about her mother being backhanded to the floor ended in "LOL".
It is these antics and more that have since made him unwelcome in any movie but highly sought after in reality TV shows where everyone just wants to see what insane shit he will say or do next and of which he has appeared in
six seven so far.
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See Also Busey
- - used to contain crazy shit like Busey explaining how to make a sex toy out of an inner tube. Now privet. I guess his PR people finally convinced him to stop.
- The Busey Zone
- Official Busey website
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