Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACMA
ACMA/Blacklist to Alexander4488/Approved ED Page
Alexander4488/Director Commentary to Anthony Stancl
Anthony TJ Solomon to Ayumihamilton
Aywas to Belgium
Belieber to Bomb
Bomber116 to Buzzfeed
Buzzkill to Charlie Check'm
Charlie Gutsell to Cock Trapper
Cock block to Criminal
Criminal Scum to DarkSydePhil/2016
DarkSydePhil/Fantards to Digg
DigiRaid to Drug Addict
Drug Dealer to Editor Tasks
Editor for baleetion to to FUCK
FUCKING to Firelite
Fireuzer to Furry convention
Furry fandom to Gintama
Giovanna Plowman to Gypsy
Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe to Hoes
Hogan to I am twelve and what is this
I am twelve and what is this? to Iron March
Iron Penis to Jewmoticon
Jewnited States to Karmafist
Kasai to LGT
LHC to Linuxwolf
Lion to MMORPG
MMORPG Freak Out to Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Multi-Programming System
Massifesto to Mind of Mencia
Mind of mencia to My tiny dick
Myah Walker to Nigel Farage
Nigel Oldfield to Oh shi-
Oh shit to Pacifist
Packer to Physics major
Pi to Portal:Sex/basic
Portal:Sex/fa to Pussywhipped
Put Shoe On Head to Redundancy
Redundant to Runes
Runescape to School shooting
School shootings to Shmorky
Shock to Socialist
Socialist Workers Party to StickDeath
StickPagePortal to Talk Page
Talk Page Editors to The Grifter
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy to Tinychan
Tinychat to Two of my friends died
Two two to Video Game Reviewer
Video Game Reviewers to Where is your X now?
Where is your god now? to XBox Live
XBox Live/Xbox Moron Saga to Zoe Yang McKinsey
Zoe Yang Pomona to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
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