From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Goatse predates Encyclopedia Dramatica and is still the most overused shock image here. It is also the inspiration for endless attempts to force TOW to have an article on anal stretching. Goatse was the favorite meme of the GNAA early on, but had become such an old meme that by two years ago, a job fair in Europe modelled its entrance on his open-anus gesture. Nobody knows or cares how Goatse got its name. It's unfunny but lulz to use against others.
- Goatse was hosted on a webserver in Kansas City, making it yet another example in the city's long and storied list of trolls.
- Goatse has made an utterly benign image title - "hello.jpg" - anathematic. Need proof? Google "Hello.jpg". The first two links are TOW's Goatse.cx and ED's very own copy of hello.jpg.
- Upset after being Goatse'd? Don't worry: the person who Goatse'd you obviously got Goatse'd themselves; otherwise, they wouldn't have known of the site.
- The Goatse guy seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand.
- The Goatse guy appears to have either a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
- Goatse is the most infamous member of The Power 5.
- The Goatse guy's best friend is The Giver.
- Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself (hello.jpg), the sex move, or the website that started it all.
- Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
- Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
- It is supposedly now illegal in the United States
- There are way too fucking many links to Goatse on ED.
- Goatse has NOTHING to do with goats, although some have argued a direct link between Goatse and The Goat Tower
- In some Dutch (more specifically Flemish) dialects Goatse means "small opening". The correct Dutch word is "gaatje".
- The Goatse domain moved to France (Goatse.fr) you can now sign up for the cryptocurrency "Goatse coin" at Goatse.cx
The site was first launched in 1999 under the domain name Goatse.cx. According to the Wikipedia entry, the earliest known instance of the shock image was uploaded circa 1997 as “gap3.jpg” in a set of 40 additional images compressed into a single zip file named “Gap.zip” According to Gawker’s investigative report published in April 2012, the photo set initially spread across gay porn communities on Usenet and was later picked up by The Stiles
The Singing Goatse
Legislation Inspired by Goatse
- § 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
- (a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 10 years.
- (b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.
- (c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.
- (d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.
- (1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
- (2) the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.
That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via AIM, IRC or your favorite chat client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is technically (arguably) means they are not being tricked.
The Man Behind The Anus
One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse guy's real name is Kirk Johnson, a bisexual man who is in his late 40s with a fancy for oversized black dildos. He posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal.
The users at Something Awful think Kirk Johnson died at the age of 58 from shoving a volleyball up his asshole in July 2010. However, anyone who faps to his videos know he also posts regularly on Imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. He has multiple videos as well (not for the faint of heart) You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice! Kirk currently posts videos on http://www.pornhub.com/users/KirkJ and http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/kirkj, not to mention that you can also watch a video of him stretching his anus, and fisting himself, at http://www.goatsevideo.com/. There is a 2007 interview from BMEzine here.
Goatse.cx originally linked to Urinalpoop.org and Dolphinsex.org, both of which are now parked. Thankfully, Dolphinsex continues right here on ED. The mere link to Dolphinsex was cited specifically in an official complaint and was used as one of the major reasons why Goatse was B& from the Christmas Island top-level domain (.cx):
—Rhonda Clarke, on the Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA) Limited AUP Complaint Form
—Garth Miller of the CIIA, in a spelling-error filled final decision to suspend Goatse.cx
January 14, 2004: The Dream Dies
On January 11, 2004, Rhonda Clarke - a whiny resident of the tiny, Australian pseudocolony known as Christmas Island suffering from post-Goatse syndrome - submitted a formal complaint to the Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA) and a official Goatse on Google petition. Only three days later, the heartless bureaucratic fucks on the island suspended goatse.cx pending review. Although the exact sequelae are unknown, the registrant may simply have failed to respond, leading to Goatse.cx being automatically permabanned 60 days later (March 12, 2004).
—Garth Miller, the only person on Earth that uses air quotes when saying "freedom of speech"
To his credit, however, Garth appeared to sympathize with the ethical nihilism of the internet and to understand Goatse. We can be confident that he was fully aware of the harm he was inflicting on trolls everywhere:
As long as TOW has had an article on Goatse, there have been several persistent users who felt the need to include the image in the article. Like all things glorious that have show up on Jimbo's chain of porn sites, it was quickly nominated for deletion (and deleted) several times. This lead to a huge debate about the inclusion of Kirk's gaping ass, with Wikipedos yelling "NON NOTABLE" and "WIKIPEDIA ISN'T CENSORED" at each other. The final decision was to only keep a link to the original image, and delete all new uploads of it as a "copyright violation".
Goatse on JewTube
Uses of Goatse
- Police work
- Fifty Goatse post
- Vanity license plates
- Goatse leather bracelets
- A tribute to Goatse
- Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
- First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
- Another well known shock site with a familiar star
|The Complete Kirk Johnson Collection||About missing Pics|
|Gallery of Goatse||About missing Pics|
|Gallery of Lame Copies||About missing Pics|
Low-Quality ASCII Rendition
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A Novel Way To Troll
- Eric [8:47 PM]: dude i have this site i post all my pics on for the class
- Eric [8:47 PM]: want to see them
- Eric [8:47 PM]: ?
- Mike [8:47 PM]: Sure
- Eric [8:47 PM]: they're kind of controversial
- Eric [8:47 PM]: [Tinyurl Goatse mirror link defunct Tinyurl shock site link]
- Mike [8:48 PM]: holy shit dude
- Eric [8:48 PM]: lol
- Mike [8:53 PM]: They were for Gavenus' class???
- Eric [8:54 PM]: LOL yea, he said they were "artistic"
- Eric [8:55 PM]: He said the first was ok, but the second was too over the top
- Mike [8:55 PM]: Yeah I'll say
- Mike [8:57 PM]: OK dude, I just looked at your pic...I still don't know you...you sure your talking to the right s/n?
Stars of Goatse
- Shock site
- Adam Savage
- London 2012 Olympics Logo
- A challenger appears
- The original - Back up as a parody page! Now you too can have an e-mail address @Goatse.cx
- OMG E-ACTIVISM! - Fuck you, Christmas Island
- Found a new mirror!
- And yet another mirror!
Goatse Marathon - Web 2.0 update: an SWF that displays the entire set sequentially
- Replacement for the above site
- Goatse is "notable" enough that even the douchebags at TOW can't help but cover it; while wikipedoes use WP:BS and WP:FAIL to refuse a Tubcat article, the real point is to restart the campaign for them to have an "Anal Stretching" article.
- Trolling tools
- The candy - It sticks to your gums like hell
- Buy the iGoatse cover for your iPod today!
- Goatse Tribute Site
- Goatse Security: Gaping Holes Exposed - a computer security company
Official Google Chrome Goatse Extension - a plugin for Google Chrome Browser
- Official profile of Kirk Johnson from www.xtube.com with some performance
- The Man Behind The Goatse - over 9000 pics !
- The Official Goatse 2.0 Information Group - on Yahoo
- Goats, see? (P.S., DOMAIN FOR SALE BY OWNERS! SOMEONE BUY IT AND TURN IT INTO A GOATSE MIRROR!)
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