From Encyclopedia Dramatica
—Chris, on his youtube user page sticking it to the man.
gorilla199, aka Chris Constantine is a 50 year old Christian YouTuber and anti-NWO oracle from London. Along with his sexy sidekick, Louise, their divine mission is to warn planet earth of the impending end of the world when intergallactic demons come from the planet Nibiru when the LHC or Satan's Stargate creates a portal or some shit. Also to distribute pirate DVDs and knock-off clothes for easy cashprofit.
Chris was a heavy user of methamphetamine through his teen years and avoided jail time by an agreement to attend rehabilitation. Unfortunately, he would later join a religiously motivated rehab group, and due to the irreversible brain damage sustained, took their stances to insane ideas far beyond what they had intended and he was subsequently kicked out. He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia at the age of 20, but refused treatment. Being deemed unfit to function on his own in society, and of permanently unsound mind in a court of law, he was left under the care of his wife Louise as his legal guardian, who barely met the limits of sound mind herself, suspected of abusing hallucinogenics.
- Satan lives on the planet Nibiru along with lizard men called Tares, who are total dicks.
- Tares also live on earth, disguised as humans.
- Freemasons, who make up 20% of the world's population and own 99% of businesses are in league with the Tares and Satan.
- Institutions and businesses can be identified as Masonic by their use of triangles, semicircles or disks in company logos, building designs, even dance steps.
- Satan invented the wooly mammoths to kill the human race, since God doesn't make dangerous animals.
- The sun and the moon are the same size.
- The Nazi party were formed to fight Jesus two thousand years ago in Nazereth. That's where the "Naz" bit comes from.
- The BBC are dicks.
- Anyone who has the courage to voice their disagreement with him is a freemason. No exceptions.
- Triangles, circles, and x's are satanic.
- Any religion besides christianity is satanic.
Update: Recently, he has started claiming that he doesn't believe in -- and has never believed in -- a conspiracy of shapeshifting alien lizardmen; which makes it curious that he hasn't deleted his "Tare" videos (such as "How to recognise Reptilians and Freemasons", "I saw Two reptilians uncloak", "JFK REPTILIAN UFO COCONUT", "All Seeing Reptilian Eye Mystery Solved")
LHC: Satan's Stargate
Chris' important work spreading the word goes back a while on YouTube but he brought himself to the attention of a lot of people in April 2008 when he posted the following video:
—gorilla199, fully understanding the nomenclature of particle physics
- The LHC is built, by complete bastards, to rip a hole in the Van Allen Belt.
- Its a satanic lie to take you away from Jesus and on to a particle.
- When you say something is strange you mean Satanic. NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
- EU Building built in same pattern as Tower of Babel.
- You can tell him he's nuts if you like. He will totally respect your opinion.
Things which are Satanic
To help others identify Satan/space lizards in our every day lives Chris gives compelling explanations in his videos why the following are satanic forces:
- , because they are described as "charming". "Charm" like a witch's magic charm. YOU FUCKING LIMEYS USING MAGIC CHARMING ACCENTS TO PUT A SPELL ON PEOPLE I KNEW IT GODDAMN I HATE YOU!
- , the term for winged horse actually means UFO in the same way a car is a horseless carriage. FLYING MAGIC HORSES ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED??? THEY ARE SPACESHIPS THAT FLY THROUGH THE SKY WITH SATANS LIZARDS ON BOARD. IF YOU SEE PEGASUS SHOOT THAT FUCKER DOWN I AM SERIOUS!!
- , title screens for news reports have imagery not dissimilar to UFOs decending to earth. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RUNNING THAT NEWS PIECE ON HIM SELLING PIRATE STUFF AND ANYWAY HE WASNT SELLING THEM!!
- , the artist recently created a golden calf as famously mentioned in the bible. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT THIS COULD BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SHIT THOSE FUCKERS PULLED ON MOSES AND THOSE BBC NEWS FUCKERS EVEN TOOK A PHOTO OF IT AS A NEWS PIECE.
- , the astronauts showed Masonic symbols and was obviously faked as rockets can't even work in space. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I WATCHED THAT AND IT WAS OBVIOUSLY BALLS BECAUSE BUZZ ALDRIN AND NEIL ARMSTRONG DIDNT LOOK LIKE THEY HAD FUN WHEN THEY CAME BACK. FUCK THOSE GUYS!!
- , as it was designed to open a hole in the Van Allen belt, allowing Satan to return. DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS ONE ITS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DEATHSTAR AND DID 911 AND EARTHQUAKES I HATE LHC SO MUCH!!
- , they help the space lizards and they run about 99% of all businesses and can easily be spotted by any triangles disks or domes in their logos. ESPECIALLY THIS WEBSITE WHICH CLEARLY HAS UFO SYMBOL FOR A LOGO DONT THINK I CANT SEE YOUR SPECIAL WRITINGS YOURE ALL FUCKING FREEMASONS HELPING SPACE LIZARDS ITS SO OBVIOUS!!
- , there is a huge amount of satanic/masonic symbolism in the dance routine for The Time Warp. TAKE A STEP TO THE LEFT?? WHY?? SO YOU CAN FUCKING ENSLAVE MANKIND?? FUCK YOU IF YOU TAKE A STEP ANYWHERE NEAR ME ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM TARES!!
- , since there are only 33 degrees in Freemasonry, Obama being the 44th President of the United States is obviously a super high up freemason. THERE ARE SQUIGGLY LINES UNDER HIS NAME, SQUIGGLY LIKE THE FUCKING MOTHERSHIP TAKING OFF!! ARMOURPLATED DEVILMOBILE TRANSFORMER HE DRIVES INSIDE THE FUCKING DEVIL IN LIMO FORM!!!
- Jesus and a "Shriner" is another name for a witch. YOU THINK YOU CAN TITLE YOUR FUCKING BOOKS I AM FREE OF GOD AND SELL MAGIC ROCKS TO PEOPLE? NO I DON'T WANT YOUR DEVIL ROCKS YOU WITCH!! , David Icke's book "I Am Free" really means "I Am Free Of God", and Sherry Shriner sells magic rocks which are blasphemous against
- , because "tall" is just another word for "giant". According to the Book of Revelations, "giants" are Demons in human form. Therefore, tall people are not human. HUMANS CAN'T FUCKING GROW TO BE TALLER THAN SIX FEET AND SIX IS THE NUMBER OF SATAN SO THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY SPACE LIZARD FREEMASON DEVIL WITCHES DISGUISED AS PEOPLE I MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED TO THINK GIANTS ARE HUMAN!!
- , because Santa is an anagram of "Satan", and because Santa and Satan both have beards. It should also be noted that the Easter Bunny has ears shaped like the letter V, which proves that the Easter Bunny is the Antichrist. FUCK YOU SANTA IF I SEE YOU COMING DOWN MY CHIMNEY WITH ANY OF YOUR PAGAN "PRESENTS" I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU FAT BASTARD!!
- , because they speak a strange language called "UVAGUV", which is actually used in witchcraft and Satanic rituals. Obviously, this means that all teenage girls are witches. THE NEXT TIME YOU HEAR TEENAGE GIRLS TALKING IN GIBBERISH KILL THOSE FUCKING WITCHES I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING THEY'RE PROBABLY TRYING TO SUMMON SATAN WITH THEIR LIZARD POWERS!!
- , If the people trolling you have a username containing 666, XXX, or OOO, or if they have a channel background or icon with swirls or fangs, it means they are masonic space lizards who actually double as internet trolls when they aren't busy planning world domination. HAHA I KNEW IT YOU FUCKING xxxIDIOTSxxx YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FUCKING MAKE ME LOOK BAD WELL I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN AND YOU CALLING ME A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC WON'T SAVE YOU FROM JESUS!!!
- , in roman numerals, "WWW" = "VV VV VV" = "X X X". Dots were also used as writing the number 6, or the lowercase Greek letter Sigma, and "COM" = "CO M" = "1000 1000" = HELIUS HELIUS", resulting in "XXXSS HELIUS HELIUS", which is an evil Satanic chant. I CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED BILL GATES TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE TYPE A FUCKING CHANT TO SUMMON SATAN ANY TIME THEY WANT TO VISIT A WEBSITE WELL FUCK YOU I AIN'T BUYING IT YOU FILTHY FREEMASON!!
- , nonce being cockney for pedo. Chris will love you if you inform him of this. HOLY SHIT LIKE YOU CAN MAKE WORDS FROM WORDS THEY CALLED HIM BUGGER SHOE!!! , "George Bush" is an anagram of "Bugger, Shoe!" Therefore the shoe throwing Iraqi guy is a freemason and George's family purposely christened him that to fulfil the prophesy of shoe dodging. It should also be noted that "Chris Constantine" is an anagram of "Antichrist's Nonce"
- , because the word "Democracy" is Greek for "Demon Possession". DROP THAT FUCKING BALLOT NIGGA IF YOU VOTE I'LL BE FORCED TO PUT A BULLET BETWEEN YOUR DEMON-POSSESSED EYES!!
- , hats are like UFOs. ALSO JEWS WEAR HATS!!
- , you just know those sorority girls are up to no good, specifically masonic space lizard conspiracy-type no good. What with their sundresses and high heels and spiffed up philanthropy events... clearly out to destroy god.
Things which are not Satanic
- Chris Constantine.
- Louise Constantine.
- Geometric patterns which are neither triangles nor disks.
- Possibly mongooses, devourers of the snake; the gayest and least legged of the reptile kingdom.
And Here's What It's Like in his Anti-Spacelizard Bunker
To go along with his complete and utter hatred of facts, Chris censors his channel with militant intolerance that makes George Orwell's 1984 look like the Bill of Right's happy place. Anyone who disagrees with him on his channel or on any of his videos will have their comments deleted and will immediately be blocked. This is, of course, not without reason. His reasons for his Stalinesque censorship are as follows:
- He is emotionally hurt by certain strings of letters, such as "I disagree" or "you're wrong" or "prove to us your UFO conspiracy is real" or "why did you stop taking your melaril tablets?"
- He hates being disagreed with, as anything that does not completely agree with him is yet another attack by the gay pagan alien lizard conspiracy.
- He hates being proven wrong.
- He loves saying stupid shit that is easy to prove wrong.
Therefore, like all the other censor-happy Fuckwits on Youtube, he...
- Video responses are approval only.
- He blocks commenters with reckless, lustful abandon.
- On vids where the comment section is not set to approval only, he later removes most dissent, because dissenting opinions are the work of pagans, freemasons, satanists and reptiloid shapeshifter (yeah, like these are four different things.) So, very quickly, a comment section on a vid goes from being an unending train of rebuttals, corrections, debunking and pwnage...to a sea of airheaded praise from his hundreds of sockpuppet accounts.
- He has false-flagged or even false DMCA'd response vids that debunk him.
- Recently, he retaliated against one of his past DMCA victims, ShredderofFaith, by dropping Shredder's dox.
—Chris, on the correct way to "casually" harass the local greengrocer
As hard as it is to believe, some people, namely the medical staff that diagnosed him, and presumably the shop assistants he shakes down about their triangular decor consider Chris to be seriously mentally ill.
—Chris, proving that the venue for the trial was not in the infinite
However, luckily for Chris, the lies of the evil reptilian space men worked in his defence when he was given a lenient sentence of community service.
—Louise, not drunk.
Chris and Louise are not merely limited to making documentaries on youtube and use other mediums to alert the public of the Nibiru threat, most notably through song.
Charles Manson had his lyrics of The Beatles as prophesies of the apocalypse caused by black people, Chris has the Rocky Horror Show and Freemasons, proving that even at his most badshit insane, everything he sells, does or even imagines is a cheap knock-off:
—Chris, at 5:35, wittily improvising lyrics.
—Chris, totally not ripping off Green Day's American Idiot at all.
Agent Gorilla199: Undercover Space Lizard!
Even on holiday, Chris and Louise are on call, fighting intergallactic space lizards that invite them into their homes. Going deep undercover as tourists, they managed to uncover a Jamaican sect of space lizard freemasons. What may, to the layman look like an ordinary tourist trap is, in fact rich with masonic overtones.
Surprisingly the pair escaped with their lives despite informing the man with satanic triangle shaped beard patch that they expose freemasons, and, given the demonic nature of Tares, suggests that either satan didn't mention that they were coming or that satanic space lizards are dumb as shit.
—Successful trolling technique
gorilla199 vs. TheAmazingAtheist
On 20 February 2009, a space lizard stuffed into a fatsuit with a neckbeard attempted to discredit Chris' divine message point by point. Despite making accusations about just about everyone being in league with satan and condemning them to hell on a daily basis, Chris was offended by what was obviously completely unwarranted attack on a humble servant of God and drama ensued.
—TheAmazingAtheist, attempting to Intellectually Checkmate Chris' foolproof space lizard detection technique with argumentum ad penguinum.
—Chris challenging the legions of satanic space lizard subscribers to TheAmazingAtheist's channel.
gorilla199 vs. David Icke
Since Chris thinks everyone who isn't a Born Again Christian and everyone who disagrees with him is a Freemason, he has recently exposed David Icke as being the same slimy space lizard he is claiming to expose after seeing a photograph of him at a Freemasonic Lodge with the name "W. Bro David Icke".
Chris got the first word as always, and he began making videos challenging Icke's credibility as an "Anti-NWO Warrior". David posted several responses to Chris on his website laughing at his insanity, which proves once and for all that David is trying to cover up his secret agenda for world domination.
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Chris's dangerous dig for information came as a shock to everyone, including David himself. David immediately tried to recover from this dreadful pwnage that exposed him for being the dangerous masonic space lizard he really is by making a blog post explaining that the image was faked and that Chris is the real moron.
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Even though the giant corporation behind YouTube is undoubtedly run by Tares and Freemasons, Chris has become adept at using their system against his YouTube critics and had, at one point blocked 2883 people and at least one account suspended. Occasionally though, he confronts the reptilians and...
True to his word, Coughlin666 decided to worry about better things like his heroin addiction.
—Chris, threatening a 13 year old boy across the internet.
—Chris, pretending to have friends.
Also if you ask him to prove that freemasons are evil, then he will either accuse you of being one or block you, then delete the comment.
Youtube vote(rigging) and leaving YouTube forever
In August 2008, Chris decided to put to the vote if he should leave YouTube.
This is a vote We will comply with the highest vote count. Please note that Troll accounts will not be included in the vote
Given that the term troll applies to anyone that disagrees with him, the end result of the vote is perhaps not suprising. Chris stayed and blessed his fans.
WE STAY! Our thanks to our viewers. We shall endeavour to make even better video for you. May Jesus Bless you all Amen
Amen. As if blessing his YouTube congregation wasn't enough, he went one further and forgave and unblocked the 2883 people via song.
Truly, a king among men.
- David Icke
- Alex Jones
- Brett Keane
- Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy
- Sherry Shriner
- Xee-A Twelve
- Batshit Insane
- Abuse Chris/Louise here
- BBC News on how he is mental enough to get away with piracy
- A BlawgTV anyone who questions his batshit insanity is b&
- Cracked.com devotes a page to mocking this Freemason Shill
- David Icke's fans lol at Chris
- Let The Truth Be Known Chris and Louise's official website with links to all his videos.
- Chris's fans hate David Icke
- A vacant Stickam page
- A soundboard made by one of his fans
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