|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Greta Thunberg is a 16 year old climate activist who hails from the Islamic Emirate of Swedistan. Thrust into the world through blood libel and her Jewish overlords' foreskin rituals, Greta's personality is an abominable amalgamation of sissy left-wing ideologies like veganism, climate activism, assburgers, and total submission to Zionism. It's also worth pointing out she looks like the Grinch after sucking on sour lemons.
Greta's "childhood" behaviour is indicitive of her Jewish antichrist status. Greta spontaneously stopped eating and talking at ten years old, sending her mother Malena into psycho-bitch emotional breakdowns on par with how a woman usually acts while on their menstrual cycles. For some strange reason, instead of belting Greta and sending her to bed for not eating her dinner, Malena wrote a pact with Satan to rejuvernate the malnourished Greta with the lost souls of aborted babies. (This explains why she looks like one.)
Years later, Greta's insane assburger brain employed nefarious liberal guilt-tripping mind games on her accomplished parents, coercing and castrating them into becoming vegans and no longer flying on planes. This brainwashing actually resulted in her mother having to give up her dream job. What an entitled brat.
After coming to terms with her inhuman abilities, Greta was contacted by Soros to inform her of her missions objective: to brainwash the world. Being taken out of school by her now indoctrinated parents, Greta set out to protest and parrot like an entitled bitch in the front of some government locations. Thanks to her retard status though, Greta was met with global deification by a bunch of directionless losers who emotionally get off to fraudulently portraying her as a genius when Greta's complaints are as dumb as the rest of theirs. Perhaps it's a case of retard kinship and the desire to create another Kurt Cobain. Or maybe it's because there is some crude sense of humor in sending a sixteen year old autist to throw bitch fits at corporate whores.
But now that Greta has attained alpha status among her autism pack, she's started to travel internationally to chastise and chase after countries such as Turkey, Argentina and Germany for pollution in lieu of the actual offenders, like China, Russia, and India. (Hint, it's because those countries can't be morally persuaded to give up.) Also in typical hippie attitude, she refuses to travel by plane, instead using the S.S. Shortbus to travel by sea, slower than a slug.
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