Gryphon

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Is... there... a naked man orgy in my pot?

A gryphon is a mythological furry creature with the head of an eagle, the body of a lion, and the brain of a 16-year-old girl. It also likes boys with wands.

The only people who spell it with a "y" are furries, otherkin and anglophiles under the delusion that misspelling words makes them more magical.

Gryphons can also be disguised as gay men from a far away land. If you attempt to befriend a Gryphon, you will be raped and have to resort to the Waaaambulance for immediate help... unless you're a furry and like it like that.

Griffin is also the last name of Peter Griffin from Family Guy. "My name is... Pea....Tear...Griffin."

Idiots Who Think They Are Gryphons

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