Rachel Marsden

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Rachel Marsden is a former Fox News commentator and dominatrix, best known for fucking Jimbo Wales, and exposing their sex chats after he publicly dumped her on Wikipedia.

Background

In 1996, Marsden proved the power of the internet by sending her swimcoach porno emails. Seeing as he replyed tits or gtfo and their school was on a Unix based system, and therefore no images existed at the time, she got butthurt and decided to accuse him of sexual harassment. After he got fired, he made the emails public, and got his job back, having exposed Marsden as a liar. The fact that FOX later hired her is proof they know a good liar when they see one.

In 2004 she pled guilty to criminal harassment and was given probation. Her defense was that she did it for the lulz. This (among other inconvenient facts) caused problems when she got her own Wikipedia article. People just kept putting the inconvenient stuff back in and Rachel kept taking it out.

Jimmy Wales

So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest revert wars in Wikipedia's history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until Jimbo decided he had to get personally involved. Archive today-ico.png His suave manner and ability to influence the Wikipedia Hate Machine led her to engage in a Archive today-ico.png adulterous relationship with him, after he lied about being divorced:

   
 
I considered myself single at the time of my one meeting with Rachel Marsden on February 9th, 2008.
 

 
 

—Jimmy Wales, lying to get some pussy

Meanwhile, the wikipedos had a massive Arbchat and decided that you couldn't write anything mean about Marsden, or anyone who touched Jimmy's penis.

In July 2007, Fox News fired her when they found out she was really from Vancouver. This occurred during the daily Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, when someone noticed that she didn't seem to know all the words.

In 2008 the logs of her and Jimbo talkin' dirty were leaked to Valleywag. Some argue that Rachel was the leaker.

On March 1, 2008, Wales showed what a classy guy he is by Archive today-ico.png dumping her on Wikipedia. Rachel retaliated by putting Archive today-ico.png Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay. Included in the sale was a t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice.

Jimbo retaliated by banning Marsden.

Rachel Marsden Dox

Rachel Marsden, who is the worst slut in the world, has been falsely accusing people of raping her during 90s and 00s, including her swimming coach and the Wikipedia founder. On Twitter, she has been caught using her main Twitter accounts and even sock Twitter accounts such as @Non_Disclosure to harass other people she don’t like, even using sexual suggestive words inside her tweets.

This girl now lives in Paris, France and is working for Sputnik Radio in there.

By falsely accusing other people of raping her, this Rachel Marsden scum had insulted all of the rape victims out there. She also exhibits stalking behaviors against others, particularly hackers like “The Jester”.

If you want to learn more about her, you can go to the discussion page of her IMDB profile, there’s a post detailing all of her dark deeds. In addition to that, the hacker “The Jester” also has a piece, which is titled “Rachel Marsden – Come on down” that details the sadistic behaviors of the daughter of bitch.

By faking her resumes, that Marsden bitch is a fake bitch scum who always boasts about her psychopathic and sadistic scheme. This pinko/commie also always shamelessly defending dictators who commit heinous crimes.

By calling herself a “journalist”, she is making the whole journalist community looks ridiculous.

Sluts and psychos like Rachel Marsden deserve no place in our current society, and maybe she should be exiled to a remote island to let her rot by herself.

So, wanna let her taste her own medicine? Here’s her doxes:

Scroll down to the Rachel Marsden part in the link below:

https://buyandsell.gc.ca/procurement-data/tender-notice/PW-15-00688111/list-of-interested-suppliers

There’s an address of Rachel Marsden in this pdf:

http://efoia.bis.doc.gov/index.php/component/docman/doc_download/1027-bis-2015-0011-commen

Apparently her email address is [email protected] and she has multiple phone numbers. She might now lives in a room in 1 RUE CAMILLE DESMOULINS 92300 LEVALLOIS PERRET, PARIS, FRANCE, according to the pdf and the links below:

http://listings.findthecompany.com/l/41612630/Marsden-Rachel-Rachel-in-Levallois-Perret

http://french-corporate.com/french-corporate/521/244/921/521244921-MARSDEN-RACHEL.php

http://edecideur.info/edecideur/8542Z/MARSDEN-RACHEL-MARSDEN-RACHEL-521244921.php

Wanna more details? Here’s her home in Google street view:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/1+RUE+CAMILLE+DESMOULINS+92300,++LEVALLOIS+PERRET/@4

Rachel Marsden’s court record regarding her stalking charges:

https://www.canlii.org/en/bc/bcpc/doc/2004/2004bcpc369/2004bcpc369.html?searchUrlHash=AAAA

She works at 14 Place du Général Catroux, 75017 Paris, France in 2017 as well.

So, troll her if you can by calling pizzas to her home, since there’s a Domino’s pizza shop in 99 Rue Aristide Briand, 92300 Levallois-Perret, France.

Also, you are welcomed to swat her at your own will. Or at least troll her (@Non_Disclosure) on Twitter with shit talks and gamergate style insults and threats.

You are also welcomed to throw rotten eggs and shoes against her when you see her walking in a Parisian street in real life.

The Rachel Quotes

   
 
Maybe (Pakistani cricket fans) should focus less on cricket and a little more on hygiene.
 

 
 

—Rachel on Arabs

   
 
Al Gore could really pollute a bathroom.... Just look at the guy. If someone doesn't take away his pork 'n' beans, he's bound to get another one of those 'gut feelings' and mistake his own greenhouse gas production for science!
 

 
 

—Rachel on Global warming

   
 
Men with small penises can only manage one sexual position - the missionary - and it's not worth it just for a page on Wikipedia.
 

 
 

—Rachel on regrets

   
 
I suggest that you just relax and let me undress you, touch you.... If you want, you can undo the garter and take off my stockings, take off my lace bra and underwear, and let your hands explore my body wherever they want to.
 

 
 

—Rachel on Jimbo Wales

   
 
Your image is your calling card.
 

 
 

—Rachel on delusions of grandeur

   
 
Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.
 

 
 

—Rachel feelin' bitchy

   
 
I WANT THIS ARTICLE TAKEN DOWN NOW. NONE OF IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME. IT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PERSONAL PRIVACY AND I DO NOT WANT THIS ARTICLE, OR ANY OTHER, EVER RECREATED ON WIKIPEDIA. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR "COMMUNITY" OR CONCENSUS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, ASK JIMMY WALES.
 

 
 

—Rachel going postal on her TOW talk page

Only one of these is made up.

Gallery

Courtesy of Valleywag and Jimbo's ex-girlfriend:

See also

Links

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