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The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.
 

 
 

TJ Lane

   
 
You thought it was one pathetic, void life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless people.
 

 
 

Cho Seung Hui

   
 
God told me to eat Leung's colon.
 

 
 

Lam Kor Wan

   
 
Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.
 

 
 

Brenton Tarrant

   
 
This is payback day!
 

 
 

George Hennard

   
 
There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.
 

 
 

Baruch Goldstein

   
 
On the [gun license] application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P
 

 
 

Anders Behring Breivik

   
 
I understand what they felt... I have no sympathy for them.
 

 
 

Timothy McVeigh

   
 
Screw your optics, I'm going in.
 

 
 

Robert Bowers

   
 
Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.
 

 
 

John Earnest

   
 
Random violence, a suicidal mass-murderer, and people who blame the media afterwards. Yep, must be the 21st Century. God bless America.
 

 
 

Jeff Weise

   
 
I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.
 

 
 

—Tex Watson

   
 
The final solution to triumph over my enemies was to destroy them, to carry out my Day of Retribution, to exact my ultimate and devastating vengeance against all of the popular young people who never accepted me, and against all women for rejecting me and starving me of love and sex.
 

 
 

Elliot Rodger

   
 
You people could have shown more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge and guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.
 

 
 

Eric Harris

   
 
I am prepared to fight and die for my cause. I as a natural selector, will eliminate all who I see unfit, disgraces of human race and failures of natural selection.
 

 
 

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

   
 
I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.
 

 
 

Adam Lanza

   
 
I am friend to everything I see, everything I know, everything I feel.
 

 
 

Charles Manson


At some point in time, the people listed here have caused widespread grief and lulz.

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, don't try to get yourself on this list, retard.

FPS, Single Player

The VIP club of the 21st century gold standard of murder. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of lulz that appears to have no end in sight.

Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that feminists should strive to break, it's this one.

RANK PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR EFFICIENCY7
1 MiniflagNorway.png Anders Behring Breivik6 Ed high score platinum medal.png 69 (67 by Breivik)4 110 (32 by Breivik) N 2011 ≤69.7%
2 MiniflagUSA.png Stephen Paddock Ed high score gold medal.png 59 851 (422 by Paddock) Y 2017 12.3%
3 MiniflagSKorea.png Woo Bum-kon6 Ed high score silver medal.png 56 35 Y 1982 61.5%
4 MiniflagAustralia.png Brenton Tarrant Ed high score bronze medal.png 51 49 (39 by Tarrant) N 2019 56.7%
5 MiniflagUSA.png Omar Mateen 49 53 N1 2016 48%
6 Miniflag Turkey.png Abdulkadir Masharipov 39 79 N 2017 33.1%
7 Tunisia miniflag.png Seifeddine Rezgiui Yacoubi 38 39 N1 2015 49.4%
8 Democratic Republic of the Congo William Unek 36 30+ N1 1957 ≤54.5%
9 MiniflagAustralia.png Martin Bryant 35 23 N 1996 60.3%
10 MiniflagRussia.png Ahmed Ibragimov 35 20+ N2 1999 ≤63.6%
11 MiniflagUSA.png Cho Seung-Hui 32 23 (17 by Cho) Y 2007 65.3%
12 MiniflagJapan.png Mutsuo Toi 30 3 Y 1938 90.9%
13 MiniflagIsrael.png Baruch Goldstein 29 125 N2 1994 18.8%
14 Flag of Colombia.png Campo Elías Delgado 29 12 N1 1986 70.7%
15 MiniflagChina.png Tian Mingjian 28 47 N1 1994 37.3%
16 MiniflagUSA.png Adam Lanza 27 2 Y 2012 93.1%
17 MiniflagUSA.png Devin Patrick Kelley 263 20 Y 2017 56.5%
18 MiniflagUganda.png Richard Komakech 26 13 N2 1994 66.7%
19 MiniflagUSA.png George Hennard 23 27 (19 by Hennard) Y 1991 54.8%
20 MiniflagSudan.png Abbas al-Baqir Abbas 22-27 31 N1 2000 41.5-46.6%
21 MiniflagUSA.png Patrick Crusius 22 24 N 2019 47.8%
22 MiniflagYemen.png Unknown 22 ? N1 1994 ≤100%
23 MiniflagUSA.png James Huberty 213 19 N1 1984 52.5%
24 MiniflagUganda.png Unknown 21 ? Y 1983 ≤100%
25 MiniflagRussia.png Vladislav Roslyakov6 20 70 Y 2018 22.2%
26 MiniFlagFrance.png Giuseppe Marco Fieschi 18 22 N 1835 45%
27 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Whitman 173 31 N1 1966 35.4%
28 MiniflagUSA.png Nikolas Cruz 175 17 N 2018 50%
29 MiniflagUK.png Thomas Hamilton 17 15 Y 1996 53.1%
30 MiniflagRussia.png Peter Grachev 17 3 N 1925 85%
31 Laos Unknown 16 60 ? 1978 21.1%
32 MiniflagUK.png Michael Ryan 16 15 Y 1987 51.6%
33 MiniflagIndonesia.png Sanurip 16 11 N 1996 59.3%
34 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Bales 16 6 N 2012 72.7%
35 MiniflagUSA.png Ronald Simmons 16 4 N 1987 80%
36 MiniflagGermany.png Robert Steinhäuser 16 1 Y 2002 94.1%
37 MiniflagGermany.png Tim Kretschmer 15 9 Y 2009 62.5%
38 MiniFlagFrance.png Abd el Maleck 15 9 N 1945 62.5%
39 MiniFlagFrance.png Christian Dornier 15 7 N 1989 68.2%
40 MiniFlagFrance.png Éric Borel 15 4 Y 1995 78.9%
41 MiniflagChina.png Taian Gong 15 (12 by Gong)4 0 N 1999 125%
42 MiniflagRussia.png Vladislav Chelah 15 0 N 2012 100%
43 MiniflagAfghanistan.png Mohammad Zaman 15-16 ? Y 2009 ≤100%
44 MiniflagEgypt.png Omar Abdul Razeq Abdullah Rifai 15 ? N1 2013 ≤100%
45 Rwanda Unknown 14-17 19 Y 1995 42.4% - 47.2%
46 MiniSwitzerlandflag.png Friedrich Leibacher 14 18 Y 2001 43.8%
47 MiniflagCanada.png Marc Lépine 145 14 Y 1989 50%
48 MiniflagIran.png Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam 14 11 N1 1998 56%
49 MiniflagGermany.png Ernst Wagner 14 11 N 1913 56%
50 Indiaminiflag.gif Ramesh Sharma 14 9 N1 1983 60.9%
Notes

1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. Spawn Kill Bonus!!!

4. At least one of the commies Breivik and Gong were targeting happened to die attempting to escape. For Gong, it's 3. For Breivik it's 2.

5. At least one other survivor an heroed after the High Score attempt (Their deaths won't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High-Score attempts. However, Breivik & Bum-Kon managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Bum-Kon became an hero with his hostages via grenade ), whereas Roslyakov and Leibacher only saddled them with extra medical bills.

7. (Kills by player + Kills from accidents related to score attempt)/(Injuries by player + Kills by player)

FPS, Multi-Player

Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR EFFICIENCY
1 MiniflagRussia.png Team Riyad-us Saliheen 385+ 783 N3 2004 ≥33.0%
2 MiniflagEgypt.png Team IS 311 122+ N 2017 ≤71.8%
3 Indiaminiflag.gif Team Lashkar-e-Taiba 175 600+ N4 2008 ≤22.6%
4 MiniFlagFrance.png Team IS 130 368 Y 2015 26.1%
5 Somalia.jpg Team Al-Shabaab 67 175 N 2013 27.7%
6 MiniflagMexico.jpg Team Los Zetas 53 10 N 2011 84.1%
7 MiniflagChina.png Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai 32 16 Y,N 1995 66.7%
8 MiniflagEgypt.png Team IS 28 22 N 2017 56%
9 Tunisia miniflag.png Disputed between Team IS and Al Qaeda 22 42 N1 2017 34.4%
10 MiniflagUSA.png John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo 17 10 N2, N 2002 63.0%
11 MiniflagUSA.png Team San Bernardino 14 17 N1,N1 2015 45.2%
12 MiniflagMexico.jpg Team Barrio Azteca 14 8 N 2017 63.6%
13 MiniflagUSA.png Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold 13 24 Y,Y 1999 35.1%
14 MiniFlagFrance.png Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi (Team IS) 12 11 N1,N1 2015 52.2%
15 MiniflagGermany.png Team Black September 12 0 N 1972 100%
16 MiniflagMexico.jpg Unknown 11 0 N 2017 100%
17 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate 11 0 N,N 1957-1958 100%
18 MiniflagSpain.png Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo 9 12 N,N 1990 42.9%
19 MiniflagUK.png Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba 8 47 N,N,N 2017 14.5%
20 MiniflagBrazil.png Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro 8 11 Y, Y 2019 42.1%
21 MiniflagUSA.png Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden 5 10 N,N 1998 33.3%
22 MiniflagEgypt.png Unknown 5 0 N,N 2017 100%
23 MiniflagIndonesia.png Team IS 4 24 Y 2016 14.3%
24 MiniflagUK.png Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch 35 0 N,N 1976 100%
25 MiniflagUSA.png Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller 3 0 N (Cops beat him to it),Y 2014 100%
26 MiniflagCanada.png Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky 3 0 Y, Y 2019 100%
27 Miniflag Belgium.png Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman 1 36 N,N7 2018 25%
99999 MiniflagUSA.png Team Furfag 3 0 N8 2016 50%9
Notes

1. The shooters managed to escape, only to be permabanned by admins from the server for life.

2. Muhammad was executed by lethal injection in 2009.

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.[1]" One was lynched by civilians.

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a school shooter, however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seing their mother slaughtered in front ot them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves

9. A lot of points deducted as the attackers were members of the targeted group

Bomberman

Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.

RANK PLAYER(S) KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR EFFICIENCY
1 Somalia.jpg Team Al-Shabaab 587+ 316 N 2017 ≥65.0%
2 MiniflagCanada.png Team Babbar Khalsa 329 0 N 1985 100%
3 MiniflagUK.png Team Gaddafi 270 0 N 1988 100%
4 Miniflag Sri Lanka.jpg National Thowheeth Jama'ath, Team IS 258 500+ Y 2019 ≤34.0%
5 MiniflagIndonesia.png Jemaah Islamiyah members, Team Al Qaeda 202 209 Y 2002 49.1%
6 MiniflagSpain.png Team Al Qaeda 192 2050 Y 2004 9%
7 MiniflagUSA.png Timothy McVeigh 168 680+ N1 1995 ≤19.8%
8 MiniflagChina.png Jin Ruchao 108 38 N 2001 74.0%
9 Palestine Yahya Ayyash 101 338 N2 1993-1996 23.0%
10 Somalia.jpg Team Al-Shabaab 100 110+ Y 2011 ≤47.6%
11 MiniArgentinaflag.png Team Hezbollah 85 300 Y 1994 22.1%
12 MiniflagAfghanistan.png Team IS 80 260 N 2016 23.5%
13 MiniflagUK.png Hasib Hussain, Mohammad Khan, Germaine Lindsay, Shehzad Tanweer 56 700 Y 2005 7.4%
14 MiniflagEgypt.png Team IS 45 126 Y 2017 26.3%
15 MiniflagUSA.png Andrew Kehoe 44 58 Y 1927 43.1%
16 MiniflagUSA.png Jack Gilbert Graham 44 0 N 1955 100%
17 Miniflag Turkey.png Team IS 43 230 Y 2016 15.8%
18 Miniflag Belgium.png Team IS 31 260 Y 2016 10.7%
19 MiniflagChina.png Gao Haiping 31 127 Y 1981 19.6%
20 MiniflagEgypt.png Team IS 29 47 Y 2016 38.2%
21 MiniflagUK.png Salman Ramadan Abedi 23 250 Y 2017 8.4%
22 MiniflagUSA.png John McNamara & James McNamara 20 100+ N 1910 ≤16.7%
23 MiniflagRussia.png Akbarzhon Jalilov 15 64 N 2017 19%
24 MiniflagGermany.png Gundolf Köhler 12 211 N3 1980 5.4%
25 MiniflagJapan.png Team East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front 8 376 N 1974 2.1%
26 MiniflagNorway.png Anders Behring Breivik 8 209+ N 2011 ≤3.7%
27 MiniflagUSA.png Ramzi Yousef 6 1042 N 1993 0.6%
28 MiniflagFinland.png Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt 6 166 Y 2002 3.5%
29 MiniflagUSA.png Paul Harold Orgeron 5 18 Y 1959 21.7%
30 MiniflagUSA.png Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 4 2644 N 2013 1.5%
31 MiniflagUK.png David Copeland 3 140 N 1999 2.1%
32 MiniflagUSA.png Eric Rudolph 37 120 N 1996-1998 2.4%
33 MiniflagUSA.png Unabomber 3 23 N 1978-1995 11.5%
34 MiniflagUSA.png Mark Anthony Conditt 2 6 Y 2018 25%
35 MiniflagUSA.png Ahmad Khan Rahami 0 29 N 2016 0%
365 MiniflagUK.png Ahmed Hassan 0 31 N 2017 0%
37 MiniflagUSA.png Akayed Ullah 0 3 N6 2017 0%
99999 MiniflagUSA.png Cesar Sayoc 0 0 N 2018 -100%
Notes

1. McVeigh was executed by lethal injection in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution, "It's still 168 to 1 so I still win."

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because he didn't run away in time.

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, only set people's hair on fire.

6. The retard attempted a suicide bombing, killing no one, not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a heart attack.

Microsoft Flight Simulator

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR EFFICIENCY
1 MiniflagAlQaeda.png (((Al-Qaeda))) 2,977 6,000+ Y 2001 33.2%
2 MiniflagEgypt.png Gameel Al-Batouti5 216 0 Y 1999 100%
3 MiniflagGermany.png Andreas Lubitz1 150 0 Y 2015 100%
4 MiniflagChina.png Jiang Xiaofeng 127 53 Y 1990 70.6%
5 MiniflagIndonesia.png Tsu Way Ming5 103 0 Y 1997 100%
6 Vn.gif Le Duc Tan 74 0 Y 1974 100%
7 MiniflagUSA.png Francisco Paula Gonzales 44 0 Y 1964 100%
8 MiniFlagMorocco.png Younes Khayati5 43 0 Y 1994 100%
9 MiniflagUSA.png David Burke 42 0 Y 1987 100%
10 MiniFlagNamibia.png Herminio dos Santos Fernandes 32 0 Y 2013 100%
11 MiniflagJapan.png Seiji Katagiri 24 141 N4 1982 14.5%
12 MiniflagBrazil.png Mauro Milhomem 6 4 Y 1980 60%
13 MiniflagRussia.png Vladimir Serkov 4 6 Y 1976 40%
14 MiniflagAustralia.png Colin Forman 4 4 Y 1977 50%
15 MiniflagUSA.png Joe Stack 1 13 Y 2010 7.1%
16 MiniflagAustralia.png David Mark Robinson 0 3 N 2003 0%
17 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Bishop 0 0 Y 2002 0%
18 MiniflagUSA.png Frank Eugene Corder2 0 0 Y 1994 0%
19 MiniflagUSA.png Auburn Calloway3 0 4 N 1994 0%
20 MiniflagUSA.png Richard Russel 0 0 Y 2018 0%
Notes

1. Lubitz became the first German pilot in 70 years to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to go out in style by getting drunk, stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House. Instead, he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn, missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, the President was out since the White House was being renovated at the time.

3. Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

4. Was found not guilty by reason of insanity after failing to an hero, has since been released from the psych ward.

5. Disputed.

Carmageddon

Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.

RANK MAP DRIVER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR EFFICIENCY
1 Tunisia miniflag.png Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel‎ 86 434 N - Killed by police 2016 16.5%
2 MiniflagChina.png Uyghur Force Five 39 90+ Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended 2014 ≤30.2%
3 MiniflagChina.png Li Baoping 21 29 N - executed 1983 42%
4 MiniflagChina.png Li Xianliang 17 20-30 N 2010 36.2% - 45.9%
5 MiniflagSpain.png Younes Abouyaaqoub 15 131 N - Killed by police 2017 10.3%
6 MiniflagGermany.png Anis Amri 12 56 N - Killed by police 2016 17.6%
7 MiniflagCanada.png Alek Minassian 10 16 N 2018 38.5%
8 Czech Republic Olga Hepnarova 8 12 N - Executed 1973 40%
9 Flag of Uzbekistan.png Sayfullo Saipov 8 11 N 2017 42.1%
10 MiniflagUSA.png Priscilla Ford 7 22 N - Died on Death Row 1980 24.1%
11 MiniflagJapan.png Tomohiro Katō 7 10 N 2008 41.2%
12 MiniflagNetherlands.png Karst Roeland Tates 7 10 N - Died later in hospital 2009 41.2%
13 MiniflagAustralia.png Dimitrious Gargasoulas 6 36 N 2017 14.3%
14 MiniflagUK.png Khalid Masood 5 49 N - Killed by police 2017 9.3%
15 MiniflagAustralia.png Douglas Crabbe 5 16 N 1983 23.8%
16 Flag of Uzbekistan.png Rakhmat Akilov 5 14 N 2017 26.3%
17 MiniflagJapan.png Yasuaki Uwabe 5 10 N - executed 1999 33.3%
18 MiniflagUSA.png Adacia Chambers 4 46 N 2015 8%
19 Palestine Fadi al-Qanbar 4 17 N - Killed by police 2017 19%
20 Pk.gif Mohammed Faruz Abdallah 4 11 N - executed 1970 26.7%
21 MiniflagUSA.png David Attias 4 1 N 2001 80%
22 Palestine Hussam Taysir Duwait 3 40 N* 2008 7%
23 MiniflagAustria.gif Alen Rizvan Rizvanović 3 36 N 2015 7.7%
24 MiniflagGermany.png Jens Alexander Rüther 3 20 Y 2018 13%
25 MiniflagUSA.png Richard Rojas 1 22 N 2017 4.3%
26 MiniflagPalestine.png Qassem Mughrabi 1 19 N* 2008 5%
27 MiniflagAfghanistan.png Omeed Aziz Popal 1 18 N 2006 5.3%
28 MiniflagUK.png Darren Osborne 1 10 N 2017 9.1%
29 MiniflagPalestine.png Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis 1 5 N* 2014 16.7%
30 MiniflagGermany.png Anonymous 1 2-3 N 2017 25% - 33.3%
31 MiniflagCanada.png Martin Couture-Rouleau 1 1 N* 2014 50%
32 Somalia.jpg Abdul Razak Ali Artan 0 11 N* 2016 0%
33 MiniFlagFrance.png Anonymous 0 11 N 2014 0%
34 MiniflagIran.png Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza 0 9 N 2006 0%
35 MiniflagUSA.png James Alex Fields 1 20 N 2017 4.8%
36 MiniflagUSA.png Mikese Morse 1 2 N 2018 33.3%
37 MiniflagUSA.png Isaiah Peoples 0 8 N 2019 0%
38 MiniflagUSA.png Christian Weston Chandler 0 1 N - Probation charges 2011 0%
39 MiniflagUSA.png Killdozer 0 0 Y 2004 0%
Notes

Sid Meier's Civilization

The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.

RANK PLAYER KILLS TIMESPAN
1 MiniflagChina.png Mao Zedong ~45 Million 31 Years
2 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Joseph Stalin ~20 Million 25 Years
3 FlagofNaziGermany.png Adolf Hitler ~0 1 or 6 Million or 85 Million 12 Years
4 Democratic Republic of the Congo Leopold II of Belgium ~10 Million4 44 Years
5 MiniflagJapan.png Hideki Tojo ~6 Million 3 Years
6 Cambodia Pol Pot ~3 Million 4 Years
7 Turkey Enver Pasha ~1.6 Million 5 Years
8 NKorea Flag.jpg Kim Il-sung >1 Million 45 Years
8 Ng.gif Yakubu Gowon >1 Million 9 Years
9 Vn.gif Ho Chi Minh ~900,000 24 Years
9 Rwanda Jean Kambanda ~900,000 -1 Year
10 Et.gif Mengistu Haile Mariam ~700,000 14 Years
10 Iq.gif Saddam Hussein ~700,000 24 Years
11 MiniflagIndonesia.png Sukarno >500,000 22 Years
11 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Vladimir Lenin >500,000 7 Years
11 Pk.gif Yahya Khan >500,000 2 Years
11 Syria-Flag-icon.png Bashar al-Assad >500,000 2.5 Years
12 MiniflagUSA.png Harry S. Truman/Robert Oppenheimer >250,0003 Seconds
90s MiniflagSerbia.png Radovan Karadžić ~20,0001 3 Years
100s MiniflagDominican.png Rafael Trujillo ~5,0001 5 Days!
100s Cl.gif Augusto Pinochet ~4,0002 17 Years
Notes

1. Disputed. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that he did anything wrong.

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. The number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. [2][3] [4]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

Great Prophet(s)

Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.

RANK PROPHET(S) ORDER CHOSEN BLESSED METHOD OF SACRIFICE MARTYR YEAR LORE
1 MiniflagUSA.png Jim Jones The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of Christ 918 35 Mass Self-Sacrifice Y 1978 Self-proclaimed socialist-God commanded that his followers drink cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid after realizing that pwning a congressman on a friendly visit to his humble town was bad PR.
2 MiniflagUganda.png Joseph Kibweteere, Credonia Mwerinde Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God 778 0 Mass Sacrifice Unknown, Unknown 2000 Promised the apocalypse at the turn of the millennium; locked their followers in a church during service and then blew it up after being exposed. Directed by Michael Bay.
3 Miniflag Greece.png Mariam Soulakiotis The Old Calendarist Pefkovounogiatrissas Monastery 177+ 0 Conquest N 1939-50 Upset over changes being made to the calendar, a bunch of naughty nuns went and started their own renegade convent, where their nubile young novices were kept in chains when not being beat, whipped, and flogged. Like all greasy Greeks, they also insisted that everyone hand their monies over to them.
4 MiniflagMexico.jpg Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin People of Aztlan 100+ 1 Conquest Y 1502-20 In fear of the world ending in 2012 and the calamity caused by Spanish Jews trying to find El Dorado, he did what is nowadays often referred to as the first Holocaust ever by no one, only to get stoned by his own people and becoming an hero by refusing to eat or have his wounds dressed.
5 MiniflagUSA.png David Koresh Branch Davidians 86 50 Disputed Y 1993 See: Waco
6 MiniFlagFrance.pngMiniflag Belgium.png Joseph Di Mambro, Luc Jouret Order of the Solar Temple 75 3 Mass Self-Sacrifice/Conquest Y,Y 1994-97 Prophetically deemed a newborn the Antichrist and commanded for it to be stabbed. Subsequently a mass suicide was ordered by the prophet and his followers, dressed in ceremonial robes with plastic bags on their heads.
7 MiniflagUSA.png Marshall Applewhite Heaven's Gate 39 1 Mass Self-Sacrifice Y 1997 Castrated self to prevent earthly desires. Had his followers dress aesthetically and wrap plastic bags on their heads when Comet Hale-Bopp came near Earth so that the alien spaceship hiding behind it would beam them up to their salvation.
8 MiniflagUSA.png Clementine Barnabet The Church of Sacrifice 35+ 0 Conquest N 1909-11 'Murica's first Negress serial killer and the mammy of a coon quintet that hacked up other jiggaboos for bad juju rituals that would make them immortal and invisible to the poh-leece. Lawdy.
9 MiniflagMexico.jpg Ervil LeBaron Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God 35+ 0 Conquest N 1972-81 Instructed the rightful killings of many false prophets and pharisees, including his heretic of a brother and Rulon Allred.
10 MiniflagUSA.pngMiniflagMexico.jpg Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo, Sara Aldrete Los Narco-satanicos 25+ 1 Conquest Y,N 1986-89 Found favor with the dark Voodoo gods and ensured a bountiful drug trade by sacrificing Spic street trash, but then went and fucked it all up and drew attention to themselves by offing a Gringo.
11 MiniflagUSA.png Yahweh ben Yahweh Nation of Yahweh 23 2 Conquest N 1979-90 Black Hebrew Israelite whom had his disciples deliver holy judgment to defectors, Edomites, and so-called Jews. DAS RITE!!!!
12 MiniflagJapan.png Shoko Asahara Aum Shinrikyo 20 5200+ Conquest N 1994-95 The second coming of Christ unleashing his wrath on this sinful world via gassing.
13 MiniflagUSA.png Robin Gecht The Ripper Crew 18+ 4 Conquest N 1981-82 A breast-fetishizing Satanist had his flock help him rape whores, who were then given mastectomies so that their precious mammaries could be stored for later use as snacks and sex toys.
14 MiniflagUSA.png J.C.X. Simon Death Angels 15-270 10 Conquest Y 1973-74 Nigger Mudslimes (is there a worse combination?) popped caps in honky asses, and occasionally honored their dual heritages by groping and/or cutting the heads off of cracker women.
15 MiniflagCanada.png Charlie Ouyerack, Peter Sala The Belcher Islands Cult 9 0 Conquest N, N 1941 A pair of ice niggers, presumably out of it on fire water, decided to become the Eskimo Jesus and God, and clubbed anyone who objected like baby seals when not locking them outside naked in the snow to be the Injun-cicle welcome wagon for OG white Jesus.
16 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Manson The Manson Family 9 2 Conquest N 1969 See: The Manson Family.
17 MiniflagMexico.jpg Magdalena Solís The High Priests of Blood 8+ 0 Sacrifice/Conquest N 1962-63 Brought the Incan ways back in style with sex, drugs, and good old-fashioned Blood for the Blood Gods.
18 MiniflagCanada.png Roch Thériault The Ant Hill Kids 5 0 Penitence/Prayer N 1977-89 Moses risen to spread free love to all of God's children, when not beating the sin out of them, or attempting to cure their afflictions through a combination of faith and games of Operation.
19 MiniflagUSA.png Glenn Taylor Helzer The Children of Thunder 5 0 Conquest N 2000 Extorted and murdered their brokerage firm clients as the first step in their plan to train Brazilian orphans to assassinate the heads of the Mormon Church, allowing them to take it over and use it to hasten the Second Coming of Jesus.
20 MiniflagBrazil.png Valentina de Andrade Superior Universal Alignment 3-19+ 5 Conquest N 1989-93 Convinced that boys born after 1981 were corrupted by evil, they hacked the cocks off of random shota in the hope that it would appease their alien overlords, who would then save them from an upcoming Judgment Day.
21 MiniflagUSA.png Carl H. Drew, Robin Murphy The Fall River Cult 3 0 Conquest N,N 1979-80 Pimps and hoes doin' the usual Satanism thang, and butchering anyone who got sick of all of the schlock horror flick-inspired animal mutilation and ominous latin chanting.
22 MiniflagItaly.png Nicola Sapone Beasts of Satan 3 0 Conquest N 1998-2004 A gang of dumbass teenage metalheads, still thinking that it was the 1980s, went out and slaughtered three of their friends for the Prince of the Darkness.
23 MiniflagMexico.jpg Silvia Meraz The Human Sacrifices Sect of Nacozari 3 0 Conquest N 2009-12 Encouraged family fun in the form of axings committed in the name of Santa Muerte.
24 Indiaminiflag.gif Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Rajneeshee Movement 0 751 Conquest N 1984 Contaminated salad bars in the hope that the disease would cause low voter turnout in an upcoming local election and in turn help their shills win the oh-so honorable prestige of county council.
Notes

Fire Emblem

The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.

RANK PLAYER(S) KILLED INJURED YEAR STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 MiniflagSKorea.png Kim Dae-han 192 151 2003 Dead Decided to an hero by setting fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for 10 hours.
2 MiniflagCuba.png Julio González 87 6 1990 Dead Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The peaceful refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
3 MiniflagKenya.png Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo 67 Unclear 2001 Incarcerated Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of the school. They put fire on their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
4 MiniflagKuwait.png Nassra Yussef al-Enzi 57 90 2009 Incarcerated Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
5 MiniflagChina.png Chen Shuizong 46 34 2013 Dead Suicidal IRL oldfag who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
6 MiniflagCanada.png Louis Chiasson 40 2 1969 Dead Quebec man who was totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
7 MiniflagPhilippines.png Jessie Javier Carlos 38 70 2017 Dead (Suicide) He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
8 MiniflagUK.png John Thompson 37 23 1980 Dead Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack.
9 MiniflagDenmark.png Erik Solbakke Hansen 35 17 1973 Institutionalized Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, got away with it, and wasn't caught until 14 years later when he fucked up and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
10 MiniflagJapan.png Shinji Aoba 34 34 2019 Captured Butthurt otaku who sperged out after the KyoAni anime studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
11 MiniflagItaly.png Team Black September 34 21 1973 Released Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later released to Palestine.
12 Flag of Turkey.png Kadir Çal 34 7 1991 Dead Killed a group of Greek tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
13 MiniflagChina.png Zhang Yunliang 27 73 2009 Dead Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "die differently."
14 MiniflagUK.png Bruce George Peter Lee 26 30 1973-79 Incarcerated Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
15 MiniflagAzerbaijan.png Mahammad Mammadov 26 4 2018 Incarcerated Junkie who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of Troll's Remorse, he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
16 MiniflagUSA.png Humberto Diaz de la Torre 24 32 1981 Incarcerated Angsty teen that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an unborn child, so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
17 MiniflagHungary.jpg Szilveszter Matuska 22 120+ 1930-31 Dead? Dapper engineer that literally got off on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but escaped from prison and was never seen again.
18 MiniflagVenezuela.png Pedro Arredondo 22 6 1978 Incarcerated Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
19 MiniflagChina.png Ma Yongping 17 32 2016 Incarcerated Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped only to be captured hours later.
20 MiniflagBrazil.png Damião Soares dos Santos 13 37 2017 Dead Sandy Hooked a daycare center he worked at before burning himself to death. Like Sandy Hook, it hit Brazil right in the feels.
21 MiniflagChina.png Bai Ningyang 12 5 2006 Dead Virgin who tried burning teacher who rejected him alive, instead turning a dozen kids into barbecue.
22 MiniflagGermany.png Team Roach Removers 5 14 1993 Incarcerated1 Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large Turkish family's house.
23 MiniflagUSA.png John Leonard Orr 4 0 1984-91 Incarcerated An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
24 MiniflagUSA.png Paul Kenneth Keller 3 0 1992-93 Incarcerated Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.
Notes

1.Two of them were released early on good behavior.

Tactical Espionage Action

Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS POSSIBLE KILLS YEARS ACTIVE STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 MiniFlagFrance.png Gilles De Rais 150 800+ 1432 or 1433-1440 Executed Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
2 Flag of Colombia.png Luis Garavito 138 172-400+ 1990s In prison Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
3 Flag of Colombia.png Pedro Alonso Lopez 110 310-350+ 1969-1980 Free, lol Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
4 MiniflagHungary.jpg Elizabeth Báthory 80 600+ 1590-1690 Executed Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin.
5 Flag of Colombia.png Daniel Camargo 72 150 1974-1986 Killed in jail Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
6 Flag of Brazil.png Pedro Rodrigues Filho 71 100+ 1967-2003 Free, lol Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and eating his heart. Killed 47 inmates in prison. Now he's free and even got a [channel] to flex on his victims, lelel.
7 Flag of China.png Yang Xinhai 67 67 2000-2003 Executed (alias the "Monster Killer") Would go into random Chink houses at night, armed to the teeth. After entering, he would proceed to pwn every-fucking-thing in sight.
8 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Andrei Chikatilo 53 56 1978-1990 Executed Murdered wimmins and children in the forest, raped their corpses, ate their flesh and organs (he especially liked to eat vaginas and wombs). Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes.
9 MiniflagUSA.png Gary Ridgway 49 71-90+ 1982-2000 Jailed Trucker who strangled prostitutes, dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet necrophilia.
10 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Alexander Pichushkin 48 61+ 1992-2006 In prison Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard.
11 MiniflagUSA.png Ted Bundy 35 36+ 1974-1978 Executed Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years.
12 MiniflagUSA.png John Wayne Gacy 33 34+ 1972-1978 Executed Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace.
13 MiniflagUSA.png Dean Corll 28 42+ 1970-1973 Killed by his accomplice Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in Houston. Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house.
14 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Hansen 17 21+ 1971-1983 Died in prison Kidnapped women, took them to his cabin in Alaska where he later raped them, and set them free, only to shoot them in the head.
15 MiniflagUSA.png Jeffrey Dahmer 17 17 1978-1991 Killed by a nigger in prison Michelin starred chef who ran a gays-only culinary arts class specializing in rape, cannibalism, dismemberment, necrophilia, and mind control.
16 MiniflagUSA.png Rodney James Alcala 8 130+ 1971-1979 In prison Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, appearing on the Dating Game while on the run, and evading the death sentence several times.
17 MiniflagCanada.png Robert Pickton 6 49 1983-2002 In prison Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm.
18 MiniFlagHKColony.png Lam Kor Wan 4 15 1982 In prison Strangled bitches that he would pick up in his taxi, then would eat their vaginas and wombs. He even committed necrophilia with one of his victim's bodies!
Notes

Trauma Center

The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS POSSIBLE KILLS YEARS ACTIVE STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 MiniflagUK.png Harold Shipman 218 250+ 1975-1998 Hanged himself in prison Would inject diamorphine into his patients and then falsify the medical records, reporting that his patient had been in poor health.
2 Flag of China.png Hu Wanlin 146 150+ 1997-1999 In prison Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent.
3 MiniflagJapan.png Miyuki Ishikawa 103+ 169 1940's Free (Pussy Pass Bonus) Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them.
4 MiniflagUSA.png Steven Massof 100 100+ 2003-2008 In prison Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life.
5 MiniflagGermany.png Niels Högel 85 100+ 1999-2005 In prison Nurse who gave patients lethal heart medication in order to resuscitate them to impress his coworkers. When the patients were going under, he would push other nurses aside to resuscitate them, earning him the nickname "Resuscitation Rambo."
6 Iq.gif Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei 43 ? 2005-2006 In Prison ISIS spy who gave anti-coagulants to soldiers and police who were wounded fighting his terrorist friends.
7 MiniflagItaly.png Daniela Poggiali 38 96 2013-2014 In prison Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take selfies with their dead bodies.
8 MiniflagUSA.png Donald Harvey 37 87 1970-1987 Died in prison Claimed to be "easing the pain" of terminally ill victims, before discovering how fun it was to kill innocent people.
9 MiniflagUSA.png Jane Toppan 31 ? 1885–1901 Institutionalized (Pussy Pass Bonus) Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.
10 MiniflagPoland.png Skin Hunters 14 50+ 1998-2002 In prison Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths.
Notes

Hack'N'Slash

"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Because guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions." In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED ACTIVE STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 MiniflagPhilippines.png Unknown 32 ? 1905 Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol. Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife. Oh, and, if you think Deven Kelley and Matthew Murray are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanicFedora icon.png hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
2 Democratic Republic of the Congo William Unek 21 30+ 1 January 1954 Escaped to commit another killing spree, but was taken down by cops. A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 niggers! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an ax for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one is up in the FPS Single Player list.
3 MiniflagIndonesia.png Wirjo 20 12 15 April 1987 Hanged himself An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people. Became An Hero by hanging himself from a tree.
4 Pk.gif Abdul Waheed 20 4 1 April 2017 Incarcerated A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' prank by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating drugged food before going to work on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
5 MiniflagJapan.png Satoshi Uematsu 19 26 25 July 2016 Incarcerated A noble eugenicist who removed 19 disabled people from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
6 MiniflagChina.png Yang Qingpei 19 0 29 September 2016 Incarcerated A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
7 MiniflagPhilippines.png Arsenio Formentera 17 ? 28 January 1968 Incarcerated Filipino farmer went on the rampage with a Bolo
8 MiniflagChina.png Huang Guozhen 16-17 1-2 19 March 1989 Sentenced to death After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
9 MiniflagIndonesia.png Hodeng 16 1 17 June 1879 Incarcerated, now dead Stabbing Spree in the Dutch East Indies
10 MiniflagChina.png Sun Fuji 16 1 24 - 25 September 1979 V& by pigs After not being allowed to work at a job in his hometown, he killed people with various weapons.
11 MiniflagPhilippines.png Domingo Salazar 16 1 11 October 1956 Sentenced to death A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
12 MiniflagIndonesia.png Magu 15 5 13 - 23 December 1873 Dead Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
13 MiniflagPhilippines.png Florentino Basobas 15 4 9 May 1977 Dead Yet another stabbing spree in the Phillipines
14 MiniflagIndonesia.png Antakin 15 3 27 May 1897 Shot dead Killed his wife after he found out she was having an affair, then went on a random stabbing spree.
15 Miniflag Malaysia.png Pusok Anak Ngaik 14 4 29 May 1965 Killed by police Mass stabber in Malaysia.
16 Indiaminiflag.gif Asnain Anwar Warekar 14 1 28 February 2016 Hanged himself A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
17 Democratic Republic of the Congo Lazaro Obwara 12 0 28 July 1950 V& by pigs Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
18 Democratic Republic of the Congo Mogo 12 1 12 May 1929 Sentenced to death After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
19 Vn.gif Duong Van Mon 11 6 8 August 1998 Captured, sentenced to death A poor as fuck farmer, who channeled his inner Gordon Ramsay on his family & neighbors after they declared his cooking skills to suck ass.
19 Flag of Colombia.png Gregorio Caceres 11 4 18 February 1942 Shot by pigs A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
20 MiniflagPhilippines.png Andangan 11 0 21 October 1921 Yes Rampage-killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became An Hero.
21 MiniflagChina.png Zhao Zewei 9 19 27 April 2018 Executed Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
22 MiniflagKenya.png Jamin Mukobero 9 6 29 April 2001 Incarcerated Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
23 MiniflagMexico.jpg Antonio Alvarez 9 0 1 December 1923 An Hero Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
24 MiniflagJapan.png Mamoru Takuma 8 15 8 June 2001 Hanged A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
25 MiniflagChina.png Zheng Minsheng 8 5 23 March 2010 Executed Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
26 MiniflagUSA.png Richard Speck 8 1 13 July 1966 Dead Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death.
27 MiniflagCanada.gif Andrew Day 8 0 15 - 16 December 1929 Now dead Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Then declared insane and committed to mental hospital, now dead.
28 MiniflagUSA.png Ramon Salcido 5 by stabbing (+2 by gunfire) 1 by stabbing (+1 by gunfire) 14 April 1989 Incarcerated After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them. After having sex with his young daughters like how any great father would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
29 MiniflagPhilippines.png Jerry Langobon 7 1 18 January 2002 Incarcerated A Pino who Bolo'd his family.
30 MiniflagPhilippines.png Gardo Pagkay 7 0 22 July 1968 An Hero Another Pino who made holes in his family before becoming An Hero by stabbing hinmself in the throat.
31 MiniFlagHKColony.png Lee Chi Hang 6 38 3 June 1982 Incarcerated Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten.
32 MiniflagUSA.png Julian Marcelino 6 13 24 November 1932 Dead Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police.
33 MiniflagChina.png Yang Jia 6 4 1 July 2008 Executed Was arrested some time before the stabbing for riding a bike and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife.
34 MiniflagUK.png Jack the Ripper 5 (11?) 0 1888 - 1891 Haunting the streets of London Did like GTA and killed the whores to get the money back.
35 MiniflagIsrael.png Elias Abuelazam 5 13 May - August 2010 Incarcerated A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black population.
36 MiniflagUSA.png John Murphy 5 4 5 July 1909 Dead Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers.
37 MiniflagNiger.png Unknown 5 1 10 January 1994 Incarcerated? Clubbed 4 children like baby seals, then killed a bitch trying to stop him before getting beaten by mob.
38 MiniflagCanada.png Matthew de Grood 5 1 15 April 2014 Incarcerated Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house.
39 MiniflagMexico.jpg Isabel Martinez 5 1 6 July 2017 Incarcerated An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus."
40 MiniflagUSA.png Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill 5 0 17 October 2012 Incarcerated 3 apes and one FBI informant had robbed a bar for $170, but Dexter had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent.
41 MiniflagUSA.png Maksim Gelman 4 5 11 - 12 February 2011 Incarcerated Druggie delusional wannabe gangster from some fucked up Slavic country who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, a girl who rejected him, her mom and running over a fuckton of people before trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the pigs who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him.
42 MiniFlagFrance.png Mickaël Harpon 4 2 3 October 2019 Shot by cops Decided to one-up everyone on this leaderboard by playing on ULTRA HARDCORE NIGHTMARE MODE DIFFICULTY (aka at a police station), all in the name of Allah.
43 MiniflagUK.png Daniel Gonzalez 4 2 15 - 17 September 2004 Institutionalized, commit suicide in prison. Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies.
44 MiniflagUSA.png Jason Abbott 4 1 25 March 2008 Incarcerated Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors".
45 MiniflagDenmark.png Peter Lundin 4 0 April 1991 - June 2000 Incarcerated Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them into separate trash bins.
46 MiniflagCanada.png Illutak Anautak 3 2 11 June 2017 Shot by cops Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police.
47 MiniflagSweden.png Anton Lundin Pettersson 3 1 22 October 2015 Shot by cops Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando before getting raped to death by bullets.
48 MiniflagEgypt.png Abdel-Rahman Shaaban 3 3 14 July 2017 V& Egyptian Islamo-nigger who stabbed 6 women tourists (killing 3 of them) in a hotel before getting mobbed and V&.
49 MiniflagJapan.png Ryuichi Iwasaki 2 18 28 May 2019 An Hero Hikikimori Incel who stabbed 20 people killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus and then committed seppuku.
50 MiniflagUSA.png Joseph Parker Hunter 2 4 29 June 2003 Shot by cops A schizo wearing a trenchcoat that went on a stabbing spree on the supermarket where he got fired with a samurai sword
51 MiniflagBelarus.png Vadim Miloshevsky 2 2 11 February 2019 V& Model student who went on a stabbing spree on his school. Not so model, now!
52 MiniflagUSA.png Jeremy Christian Joseph 2 1 26 May 2017 V& A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims.
53 MiniflagGermany.png Marcel Heße 2 0 6 March 2017 Arrested in action Edgelord faggot who killed a child and a middle aged women. Posted photos on 4chan.
54 MiniflagFinland.png Joel Marin 1 9 1 October 2019 Shot by cops and V& Attacked his college with a sword, started a fire, attempted to attack a police officer and was shot and hospitalized. He also carried an air pistol which he didn't use.
55 MiniflagUSA.png Kendrex White 1 4 1 May 2017 V& Replaying an over 50-years-old map, a Christfag Nigger stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&.
56 MiniFlagFrance.png Adel Kermiche 1 3 26 July 2016 Shot by cops Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France.
57 MiniflagJapan.png Neomugicha 1 2 4 May 2000 Incarcerated A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha".
58 MiniflagJapan.png Otoya Yamaguchi 1 0 12 October 1960 An Hero in jail With the power of anime and McCarthyism on his side, he set out with his katana to remove the poison that is socialism from his weeb nation, with the whole thing being televised to boot!
59 MiniflagUSA.png Siaosi Vanisi 1 0 13 January 1998 Currently awaiting execution A 27-year-old Tongan immigrant who murdered a Sheriff’s Deputy near the University of Reno campus in Nevada with a hatchet before taking his gun, gun belt, radio and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before being shot and wounded and taken into custody. The following year, he was sentenced to death and currently awaits his execution on Nevada’s death row.
60 MiniflagUSA.png Alex Hribal 0 22 9 April 2014 Incarcerated An Eric Harris cucksmoking pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&.
61 MiniflagCanada.gif Unknown 18 year old 0 16 19 February 1968 Incarcerated Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone.
62 MiniflagUSA.png Dylan Quick 0 14 9 April 2013 Incarcerated Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit.
63 MiniflagUSA.png Abdul Razak Ali Artan 0 11 28 November 2016 Shot by cops A mudslime nigger rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression".
64 MiniflagCanada.gif 14 year old Tumblrite 0 9 23 February 2016 Incarcerated None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit.
65 MiniflagChina.png Xie Zhongcai 0 8 7 March 2003 Incarcerated Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab children and teachers/staff.
66 MiniflagChina.png 30 year old woman 0 8 29 August 2011 Incarcerated Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.
67 MiniflagUK.png Horrett Campbell 0 7 8 July 1996 Institutionalized Invaded a picnic. Probably pretended to be Ant Man. Owned a Volvo and used a machete.
68 MiniflagGermany.png Riaz Ahmadzai 0 5 (+14 shock victims) 18 July 2016 Shot by pigs Mudslime ISIS cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some Chinese tourists.
69 MiniflagUK.png Ben Moynihan 0 3 20 June - 11 July 2014 Incarcerated Shanked 3 old ladies because girls didn't want him.
70 MiniFlagFrance.png Moussa Coulibaly 0 2 3 February 2015 V&, awaiting sentence Sandnigger in Nice, France (home to the famous Bastille Day Massacre) charges a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community centre.
71 MiniflagIran.png Unknown 0 2 15 July 2017 Shot by pigs A guy that stabbed 2 people in a Metro station before being shot.
72 MiniflagUSA.png Kali J. Bookey 0 1 29 July 2016 Incarcerated Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. Sauce
4330 MiniflagUSA.png Nicholas John Miller 0 0 17 October 2013 Incarcerated Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.
99999 MiniflagUSA.png Logan Clark 0 0 8 December 2016 Rehab Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and not use it. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized.
Notes

Difficulty Levels

Easy: This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:

Medium: Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes and Charles Whitman. Places include:

  • Hospitals
  • Malls
  • Rooftops
  • Colleges
  • Theatres
  • Train stations
  • Any Redneck's house
  • Switzerland
  • Czech Republic
  • Austria
  • Italy
  • Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
  • Midwest (US Servers)

Nightmare Mode: Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were Major Malik Nadal Hasan, who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, and 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an Indonesian airport. Locations include:

  • Airports
  • Government offices
  • Gun stores / shows
  • Shooting ranges
  • International borders
  • KKK Rallies
  • Military bases
  • Police stations (as well as Doughnut shops by extension)
  • Texas
  • Alabama
  • Florida
  • Israel
  • Walmart
  • Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

How to Get The High Score

  1. Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
  2. Take some cues from Charles Whitman and start at home. By killing your mom and dad, you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife, but this is you we're talking about.
  3. Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Hitman, and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, etc). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
  4. It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 3, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
  5. Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
  6. Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
  7. It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
  8. DON'T USE A .22
  9. In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
  10. Shoot and/or stab people in the brainstem. Not the forebrain, nor anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women as opposed to adults and teenagers.
  11. If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
  12. If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
  13. If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
  14. Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
  15. Don't tell anyone about your plans and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive.
  16. If you live in a country like the UK but want to inflict some lulz with a knife that would be worth more than 2 minutes of media coverage, pick the best locations and environments for the said weapon. For example, places with tighter quarters so that your victims won’t have much room to run or tackle you. These places include public transportation mainly.
  17. Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website. You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.

Tip

Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him here.

Notable Losers

FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list. Typically under 14 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR COMMENTS
1 MiniflagUSA.png Patrick Sherrill 14 6 Y 1986 The OG shooter of the eighties. The coiner of a new term for going apeshit with guns at work. The one and only: Patrick Sherrill.
2 MiniflagBrazil.png Genildo Ferreira de França 14 1 Y 1997 After being ousted as a fag by his wife and several others, in addition to other setbacks, he would later decide to come out in style - with 14 pwned victims and only 1 survivor to tell the tale.
3 MiniflagUSA.png Nidal Malik Hasan 13 30 N 2009 Tackled Nightmare mode in an attempt to gain the high-score, but got crippled by a feminist at the site. But at least he has 13 frags to his name.
4 MiniflagZimbabwe.png Banda Khumalo 13 16 N (Shot by cops) 1977 Black cop who killed other black people. Just another Tuesday in Africa.
5 MiniflagUganda.png Alfred Ogwang 13 14 N 1994 Soldier who shot up a disco club the day after Christmas. Would've been a decent score for the Ugandan servers, but couldn't come close to Richard Komakech's sperg-out.
6 MiniflagSouthSudan.png Unknown 13 10 Got away with it, LOL! 2016 Anon who shot up a club before creating a manhunt that is still going on to this day.
7 MiniflagUSA.png Jiverly Wong 13 4 Y 2009 A gook from Vietnam who decided to deport 13 fellow immigrants himself before eventually self-deporting; but not before trying to get his manifesto aired on TV in true Cho fashion.
8 MiniflagChina.png Deng Guoxiang 13 3 Y 1982 Chinaman who shot up a bus station because he was accused of stealing or some shit.
9 MiniflagNewZealand.png David Gray 13 3 N (Shot by cops) 1990 Basement-dweller who was responsible for the second lulziest day in the history of the Land of Sheep-Fuckers.
10 MiniflagUSA.png Howard Unruh 13 3 N 1949 Flaming Homosexual who shot up the good old town of Camden, New Jersey. Former American Champion.
11 MiniflagSerbia.png Ljubiša Bogdanović 13 1 Y 2013 Serbian patriot who killed his entire family because he had enough of their shit.
12 MiniflagUSA.png George Banks 13 1 N 1982 Dis niga kilt his familee n shiet.
13 MiniflagUSA.png James Holmes 12 70 (62 by Holmes) N 2012 Created the most accurate Baneposting cosplay to date.
14 MiniflagUSA.png Mark Barton 12 13 Y 1999 Some delusional Mormon. Clubbed his family like a baby seal with a hammer before spewing a few one-liners and shooting people in both good and shitty areas.
15 MiniflagAzerbaijan.png Farda Gadirov 12 13 Y 2009 Some sand nigger who shot up an oil academy before an heroing. Presumably was influenced by Dumbfuckistan's quest for moar oil.
16 MiniflagBrazil.png Wellington Menezes de Oliveira 12 12 Y 2011 Brazilian that continued Cho's legacy with a cowboy-style massacre at a local school using only revolvers.
17 MiniflagUK.png Derrick Bird 12 11 Y 2010 Went GTA in Cumbria, England with a .22 Caliber bolt-action rifle and a 12 Gauge double barrel shotgun and did pretty decent.
18 MiniflagUSA.png Ian David Long 12 11 (1 by Long) Y 2018 Developed the much anticipated sequel to Fallout: New Vegas. Reviews were mixed however, due to lack of originality and having a shorter campaign than its predecessor.
19 MiniflagUSA.png Aaron Alexis 12 8 (3 by Alexis) N (Shot by cops) 2013 Some schizophrenic nigger who went for the high score armed with a sawed-off shotgun. Straight outta doom.
20 MiniflagUSA.png DeWayne Craddock 12 5 N {shot by cops) 2019 Gary Martin if he actually was a good shot. Unfortunately, he couldn't beat Cho on the Virginia servers. Tied with Aaron Alexis as highest scoring nigger shooter.
21 MiniflagBrazil.png Sidnei Ramis de Araújo 12 3 Y 2016 Rang in the New Year the only way he could; by going for the High Score, because Karen took the kids.
22 MiniflagJordan.png Saeed Qashash 12 0 N 1998 Killed his family because they told him how much of a NEET he was for not passing the final exam.
23 Flag of Colombia.png Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez 11 7 N 2000 Shot up a club with an uzi because a bitch refused to dance with him.
24 MiniflagUSA.png James Pough 11 6 Y 1990 A nigger who went on an epic spree killing adventure. Before that, he murdered a friend of his in a fit of negronic rage. Had a fierce history of mental illness but was known as an extremely reliable worker. The latter aspect is almost unheard of among black people.
25 MiniflagSouthAfrica.png Bulelani Vukwana 11 6 Y 2002 Another failure at life who tried to copy Woo Bum-kon, only to crash and burn before an heroing. It's Africa, what else should you expect when niggers are involved.
26 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Bowers 11 6 N 2018 Cohencidentally shot up a synagogue a week and a half before the 2018 Midterm Elections. Did manage to hit double digits, but only because every kike he killed was over 50.
27 MiniflagCapeVerde.png Manuel António Silva Ribeiro 11 0 N 2016 Disgruntled soldier who shot up a barracks, in the only African country not overrun with niggers. (EDIT: Apparently Portuniggers count as niggers.)
28 MiniflagUganda.png Chris Amanyire 10 25 Y 2014 Went on a Shooting Spree because of a argument over a woman and then became An Hero.
29 MiniflagYemen.png Abdullah Saleh Zaid al-Kohali 10 15 N 2008 Waded into a mosque and open fire, arrested and senetecned to death.
30 MiniflagUSA.png Dimitrious Pagourtzis 10 14 (13 by Pagourtzis) N 2018 17-Year Old White Gangsta rap artist who went on a killing spree pwning n00bs at Santa Fe High School.
31 MiniflagFinland.png Mr. Saari 10 11 (1 by Saari) Y 2008 An unoriginal faggot who copycatted Pekka's 2007 school shooting a year later and managed an extra two kills.
32 MiniflagPhilippines.png Hajula 10 10 N 1932 A Pino shotgunned 20 people before being killed by a group of soldiers 2 days later.
33 MiniflagUSA.png Michael McLendon 10 6 Y 2009 A hillbilly living in a very small town in the deep south. Wiped out several family members, went on a driving rampage, got into a shootout with the pigs and systematically became an hero, leaving his quiet little village with PTSD.
34 MiniflagUganda.png Patrick Okot Odoch 10 3 N 2013 Opened fire at a bar with an AK-47.
35 MiniflagUSA.png Christopher Thomas 10 0 N 1984 Executed 10 people in New York City.
36 MiniflagKenya.png Peter Karanja 10 0 N 2010 Kenyan cop with AIDS shot up 3 bars before failing to An Hero because he had run out of ammo.
37 MiniflagGermany.png Ali David Sonboly 9 36 (4 by Sonboly) Y 2016 An Iranian-German who was fed up with the filthy turkroach infestation of Deutschland and decided to take matters into his own hands.
38 MiniflagUSA.png Connor Betts 9 27 (14 by Betts) N (Shot by cops) 2019 Leftist retard who attempted to recreate David Long's shooting at a bar in California, the shooting happened just mere hours after El Paso Walmart Shooting.
39 MiniflagUSA.png Gilbert Twigg 9 25 Y 1903 One of the first High Score holders in the Americunt servers. Would end up setting the precedent for all future High Scores, over 100 years later.
40 MiniflagUSA.png Clarence Bertucci 9 19 N 1945 American soldier who PWNs Kraut POWs at a camp in Utah.
41 MiniflagSouthAfrica.png Carel Johannes Delport 9 19 N 1992 Low IQ retard who successfully brought the spirit of Apartheid to the nig-citizens of Ladysmith. Was released in 2014 after being v& and being sentenced to only 22 years in prison.
42 MiniflagUSA.png Mark Essex 9 13 N (Shot by cops) 1973 This motherfucker shot up a police station and took out nearly a dozen filthy pigs. God bless this man's soul!
43 MiniflagUSA.png Chris Harper-Mercer 9 7 Y 2015 "Do you believe in god?"
44 Nepal Dipendra of Nepal 9 5 Y 2001 Proof that even fucking royalty can go for the High Score.
45 MiniflagUSA.png Jeff Weise 9 5 Y 2005 A traumatized goth Injun fatass. Slaughtered his family, crashed into his former school, and came close to surpassing Columbine if not for a surprisingly fast police reaction time, especially for a Native American reservation. Like Chris Mercer and the Columbine fags, Jeff asked his victims if they believed in God.
46 MiniflagPhilippines.png Marciano Contaoe 9 4 N 1988 Drunken Pino started shooting glasses off of tables and then started shooting people.
47 MiniflagLebanon.png Shawkat Fouad Shakar 9 3 N 1991 Went on the rampage to avenge the death of his parents and his brother.
48 MiniflagUSA.png Satan Claus 9 3 Y 2008 Gave us the lulziest Christmas evar!
49 MiniflagCanada.png Mark Chahal 9 2 Y 1996 Indian-Canuck who killed 9 family members then became An Hero.
50 FlagofYugoslavia.png Mile Matic 9 1 Y (in prison) 1986 Some schizo prison guard who flipped his lid because his brother(in law) interrupted his Minecraft session. Realizing he wouldn't get out of the loony bin alive, he decided to cut his life sentence short in 1994.
51 MiniflagUSA.png Dylann Storm Roof 9 1 N 2015 An ugly, traumatized, retarded-sounding crusader in the southern USA. He killed Christfag niggers at a church before being V& by the pigs.
52 MiniflagCanada.png Victor Ernest Hoffman 9 0 N 1967 Insane Canuck who PWNd 9 memebers of a family in Saskatchewan.
53 MiniflagRussia.png Sergey Egorov 9 0 N 2017 Got his feelings hurt because he got caught bullshitting about serving in the army, so he showed them that "he can still shoot"
54 MiniFlagFrance.png Richard Durn 8 19 Y (Rage quit the day after getting v&) 2002 Leftist retard who tried to copy the Zug Massacre, but failed miserably. Definitely read way too much Nietzsche.
55 MiniflagFinland.png Pekka-Eric Auvinen 8 13 (1 by Auvinen) Y 2007 Some retarded, delusional Eric Harris wannabe that killed 8 people as well as firing rounds at inanimate objects for an hour before becoming An Hero.
56 MiniflagUSA.png Joseph Wesbecker 8 12 Y 1989 Shot up some paper plant he worked at because they were "conspiring against him". Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt directed at Big Pharma (he was high as shit on Prozac).
57 MiniflagPhilippines.png Ronald Bae 8 12 N (Shot by cops) 2013 Killed some fags. His maid was v& for assisting in his shooting spree.
58 MiniflagIsrael.png Alaa Abu Dhaim 8 11 N (Shot by civilian) 2008 Palestinian who tried to play on Nightmare mode at an Israeli school. Did pretty decent, going 8/11 before his spree got cut short. AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER SCORE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING JEWS!!
59 MiniflagPhilippines.png Rolando Mendoza 8 9 N (Shot by cops) 2010 Cop who got fired and decided that the best way to get his job back was to take a bus hostage and threaten to murder them. Eventually shot up the bus and got sniped.
60 MiniflagUSA.png Gian Luigi Ferri 8 6 Y 1993 Some wop who caused massive amounts of butthurt by getting 8 noobs rekt 34 stories up
61 MiniflagAlbania.png Ridvan Zykaj 8 6 N 2018 His family accused him of stealing turkeys, so he stole their lives. Trolled the country of Albania even further by taunting the Prime Minister on Facebook while on the run.
62 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Hawkins 8 6 (4 by Hawkins) Y 2007 Some emo-looking faggot. Stole his daddy's AK and shot a couple of magazines worth of ammo at people before becomingAn Hero.
63 MiniflagAustralia.png Frank Vitkovic 8 5 Y 1987 Shot people at an office building purely out of psychopathic boredom. Seriously, you should've read his diary.
64 MiniflagEgypt.png Suleiman Khater 8 4 Y (in prison) 1985 Egyptian soldier who PWNd Israeli tourists in the Siani Peninsular.
65 MiniflagSouthAfrica.png Stephanus Swart 8 3 Y 1927 Killed his wife and then went on a random Spree.
66 MiniflagUSA.png Carl Robert Brown 8 3 N (Shot AND run over by civilians) 1982 Florida Man goes berserk at welding store for fucking up his bike. Would've potentially made it out safely to the school he taught to continue his rampage, but he got shot & run over by two civies that were nearby.
67 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Steward 8 3 N 2009 Extra credit for doing it at a nursing home.
68 MiniflagUganda.png Moses Katwesigye 8 3 N 2016 Another mad soldier in Bongo Bongo Land.
69 MiniflagYemen.png Mohsin Yahya Munassar Al-Hilal 8 2 N 2003 Yemeni who went on a Shooting Spree at a mosque.
70 MiniflagUSA.png Omar Thornton 8 2 Y 2010 Killed white people in a fit of negronic rage because he got fired (ironically enough, he got fired for stealing).
71 Flag of Colombia.png Gildardo Urrego 8 1 N 1977 Colombian who massacred 9 members of a family on Christmas Eve.
72 MiniflagUSA.png Scott Dekraai 8 1 N 2011 Shot his ex-wife because she was a bitch, then pwned 7 more noobs at a hair salon before getting V& by the pigs.
73 MiniflagUSA.png Spencer Hight 8 1 N (shot by cops) 2017 Shot his ex-wife and 7 other randoms during a handegg watching party.
74 MiniflagCanada.png Phu Lam 8 0 Y 2014 Canuck Gook killed members of his family before becoming An Hero.
75 MiniflagUSA.png Willie Godbolt 8 0 N 2017 A man that wasn't fit to live. Shot and killed a pig and 7 others before he was shot and apprehended after being treated for his wound.
76 MiniflagUSA.png Seth Ator 7 22 N (Shot by cops) 2019 Actually went GTA in Texas, but only after having to improvise because his initial plan failed.
77 MiniflagAustralia.png Julian Knight 7 19 N 1987 Successfully went GTA on the Australian servers, only to be outdone by Frank Vitkovic 4 months later. Attempted to an hero, but he ran out of ammo.
78 MiniflagUSA.png William Ray Bonner 7 9 N 1973 Another nigger who went on a GTA killing spree, this time in Los Angeles.
79 MiniflagUSA.png Richard Farley 7 4 N 1988 A complete fucking creep who tried to kill a girl he stalked for years before (spoiler alert: she didn't die).
80 MiniflagUSA.png One L. Goh 7 3 N 2012 Realizing that he'll forever remain a NEET due to mounting college debt, he did the only thing he could do; attempt to outscore Cho. Although he failed miserably, he caused a decent amount of butthurt in Oakland. (UPDATE: Goh is ded as of March 20, 2019; possible prison An Hero)
81 MiniflagUSA.png Rodrick Dantzler 7 2 Y 2011 After realizing that bitches really aren't shit, he decided to bust a cap in every one of his Baby Mamas and his illegitimate children before leading police on an epic chase!
82 MiniflagUganda.png Isaac Obua 7 2 N (shot dead) 2016 Another soldier from Bongo Bongo Land and yet another shooting.
83 Greenlandflag.gif Abel Klemmensen 7 1 N 1990 Brought some excitement to a New Year's party in the iced-out shithole formally known as Greenland.
84 MiniflagGermany.png Edmund Wilsdorf 7 0 Y 1907 Kraut who shot dead his wife a 6 children before becoming An Hero.
85 MiniflagCanada.png John Etter Clark 7 0 Y 1956 Canuck politician who went on a rampage and then became An Hero.
86 MiniflagCanada.png Leonard Hogue 7 0 Y 1965 Dirty cop who stole $1.2 million dollars in a daring heist, except that the money was completely worthless because it was all hole punched. Realizing that he fucked up a simple job, and that the real cops are closing in, he decided to seppuku his wife and 6 kids, each with a Magnum headshot, before finally choosing death over dishonor.
87 MiniflagUSA.png Jennifer San Marco 7 0 Y 2006 The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting, probably because she targeted azns, darkies and spics.
88 Miniflag Belgium.png Nordine Amrani 6 125 Y 2011 Some Belgian guy who sprayed bullets from a rooftop onto shoppers with a FN FAL before an heoring. Also tried to rape and then killed a maid at his flat before going amok.
89 MiniflagUSA.png Colin Ferguson 6 19 N 1993 The nigger version of Dylann Roof, with a bit of Jared Loughner thrown in for good measure. Unlike his cracker counterpart, the liberal faggots in NY gave him reduced sentences because of BLACK OPPRESSION.
90 MiniflagCanada.gif Alexandre Bissonnette 6 19 N 2017 Canadian gamer that leveled up.
91 MiniflagNetherlands.png Tristan van der Vlis 6 17 Y 2011 God-hating bitch that went an hero with 2 pistols and a .22 rifle. He drew guns and was inspired by Columbine.
92 MiniflagUSA.png Jared Lee Loughner 6 14 (13 by Loughner) N 2011 A schizo. Tried to assassinate a person that didn't answer his question by shooting her in the head but failing hard due to him using FMJ and aiming for the Forebrain before getting what he deserved which was getting apprehended by various people while trying to reload.
93 MiniflagUSA.png Elliot Rodger 6 13 Y 2014 A tiny dick Brit-Azn butthurt because he was still a virgin at 22.
94 MiniflagUSA.png Doug Williams 6 8 Y 2003 Set out to improve workplace efficiency by firing all of the lazy black people working at the factory.
95 MiniflagUSA.png Wade Michael Page 6 3 Y 2012 A Neo-Nazi retard that tried to kill Jews - by shooting up a Sikh church.
96 MiniflagUSA.png Jason Dalton 6 2 N 2016 A fatass Uber driver that did some drive-bys.
97 MiniflagUSA.png Kyle Huff 6 2 Y 2006 Goth fatass who filled degenerate ravers with buckshot before an heroing.
98 MiniflagUSA.png Tyler Peterson 6 1 Y 2007 Cop who killed his ex-gf and 5 others at a pizza party, all because they laughed at his dumb ass.
99 MiniflagRussia.png Dmitry Vinogradov 6 1 N 2012 One of the few Russian shooters.
100 MiniflagUSA.png Patrick Purdy 5 32 Y 1989 80s version of Adam Lanza.
101 MiniflagUSA.png Stephen Kazmierczak 5 23 Y 2008 A severely depressed bisexual faggot with shitty taste in women as well as shot placement. Tried to copy Cho but wasn't Azn enough.
102 MiniFlagFrance.png Chérif Chekatt 5 11 N (Shot by police) 2018 Muslim fag kills 5 at some gay ass Christmas market and steals some taxi and later is killed by cops
103 MiniflagUSA.png Micah Xavier Johnson 5 9 N (Blown the fuck up by cops) 2016 A Black Lives Matter acolyte from Texas. Set out to kill white cops, and succeeded.
104 MiniflagUSA.png Gary Montez Martin 5 7 (6 by Martin) N (Shot by cops) 2019 Postal - Illinois Expansion pack. Bonus points for wounding cops, even though that didn't stick.
105 MiniflagUSA.png Esteban Santiago 5 6 N 2017 A Spic schizo. Played on Nightmare Mode in a Fort Lauderdale airport, but ran out of ammo and got V&.
106 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Roberts 5 5 Y 2006 Extra credit for doing it at an Amish schoolhouse.
107 MiniflagUSA.png Sulejman Talović 5 4 N (Shot by cops) 2007 Some Bosnian guy who put on a trenchcoat and used a cheap shotgun (using birdshot) and a .38 revolver to shoot a few people in a mall before getting shot by pigs. Family was Muslim. However, the police said he wasn't motivated by Terrorism.
108 MiniflagUSA.png John Samir Zawahri 5 4 (2 by Zawahri) N (Cops pwned him) 2013 You want more proof that gun control don't work for niggers? There's your fucking proof.
109 MiniflagBrazil.png Euler Fernando Grandolpho 5 3 Y 2018 Depressed loner who shot up a church during Mass. Caused additional butthurt because he went for the High Score mere hours before Chérif Chekatt, so everyone thought it was the work of a sand nigger.
110 MiniflagUSA.png Jarrod Ramos 5 2 N 2018 Some angry mutt who rekt 5 journalists with a shotgun. Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt among liberals.
111 MiniflagUSA.png Zephen Xavier 5 0 N 2019 Ventilated women at a Florida bank before having a bout of Troll's Remorse, and V& himself.
112 MiniflagUSA.png John Robert Neumann Jr. 5 0 Y 2017 A discharged soldier. Shot people in the head at Fiamma days prior to the 1 year anniversary of Pulse.
113 MiniflagUSA.png Arcan Cetin 5 0 N 2016 A Leftist turkroach used his Call Of Duty MLG Noscope Skillz to rek 5 noobz in the makeup department of a mall in Washington with a Ruger 10/22, sparked a manhunt. Evaded police for almost a day before being caught.
114 MiniflagUSA.png Kip Kinkel 4 25 N 1998 Some retarded-looking crybaby schizo. Killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to kill 2 people before getting tackled while reloading after spamming shit at people which resulted in him being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life which finally led to him getting sausage up his ass.
115 MiniflagGermany.png Martin Peyerl 4 7 Y 1999 The closest we will ever get to a German Charles Whitman, some 16 year old kraut fucker shot at people from his bedroom with his daddy's firearms before an'heroing in a bathtub
116 MiniflagUSA.png Nathan Gale 4 7 N (Shot by cops) 2004 Butthurt meathead who shot his former idol Dimebag Darrel. Ended up getting bored and got 3 more kills before getting his head Kurt Cobain'd by the cops.
117 MiniflagCanada.png Anon 17-year-old 4 7 N 2016 Kid who chimped-out at La Loche Community School.
118 MiniflagUSA.png Matthew Murray 4 5 Y 2007 A guy who had 2 pistols and an AR15 clone but only got 4 kills.
119 MiniflagUSA.png Jaylen Fryberg 4 3 Y 2014 A butthurt drama queen Injun normie jock. Stole his daddy's .40 and shot people at a table before some cunt tried to stop his ass which led to him shooting himself in the neck.
120 MiniflagUSA.png Travis Reinking 4 2 N 2018 Schizo retard who shot up a Waffle House with an AR15 wearing only a jacket. Some dude took the rifle from him which made him take off the jacket and run away completely naked.
121 MiniflagUSA.png Maurice Clemmons 4 1 N (Shot by cops) 2009 A nigger who should've been executed for his many crimes, but instead was given clemency by none other than Mike Huckabee. He celebrated his newfound freedom by chimping out on 4 random pigs who dindu nuffin.
122 MiniflagUSA.png Kori Ali Muhammad 4 0 N 2017 A hater of white people. Shot people in multiple places with a revolver before getting V&.
123 MiniflagUSA.png Ivan Lopez 3 16 Y 2014 FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY!
124 MiniflagUSA.png Santino William Legan 3 12 Y 2019 Decided to shoot up a garlic festival of all places.
125 MiniflagUSA.png George Sodini 3 9 Y 2009 A guy desperate to have a woman in his life decided to shoot up a Gold's Gym while Latin dance music played.
126 MiniflagUSA.png Mohammed Alshamrani 3 8 N (Shot by cops) 2019 Fort Hood copycat who tried to record his spree Brenton Tarrant style. Ended up paying none of the homage and getting double the failure.
127 MiniflagUSA.png Michael Carneal 3 5 N (Surrendered to principal, then later cops) 1997 A Schizo autistic nerd that was bullied a fuckton of times by kids (most notably jocks) that he decided he was gonna bring a shitload of guns and ammo to school and act on his Basketball Diaries/NBK fantasies. Only used a shit .22 caliber Ruger pistol which resulted in a low kill count. He then pussied out like a faggot to the principal.
128 MiniflagUSA.png Timothy Hendron 3 5 Y 2011 Another workplace shooter that failed to take Patrick Sherril's score
129 MiniflagBrazil.png Mateus Da Costa Meira 3 4 N 1999 A fat fuck who fancied himself "pure evil", but really just spent all his time in his window-less apartment room wageslaving. This desperate suine even got into cocaine to lose some weight, which only made him go Aurora in his local movie theater. He didn't even got to an hero himself due to being tackled by a random HUE! Fat people, amirite?
130 MiniflagUSA.png Snochia Moseley 3 3 Y 2018 The first black tranny player, clearly added to the game to meet the diversity quotas of The Current Year.
131 MiniflagUSA.png Amy Bishop 3 (One of the injured had a heart attack 7 years after) 3 N 2010 An attempt by a woman to get onto both the School Shooting & Workplace Shooting leader-boards, that failed miserably, proving that women can't shoot for shit.
132 MiniflagCanada.png Justin Bourque 3 2 N 2014 A Cancuck who went on a cop-killing spree in Moncton, Canada. Led the cops on a manhunt for over 24 hours. Bonus points for letting them call for backup.
133 MiniflagUSA.png TJ Lane 3 2 N 2012 One of the lulziest failures around. Broke out of jail in 2014 only to be recaptured.
134 MiniflagUSA.png Cedric Anderson 3 1 Y 2017 A Navy veteran with a criminal history. Shot his special ED teacher wife and two students before becoming an hero.
135 MiniflagUSA.png Allen Christopher Ivanov 3 1 N (Tried to flee to Oregon but was arrested) 2016 A spoiled butthurt teen decided to shoot up a house party after seeing his ex-girlfriend with another man.
136 MiniflagUSA.png Noah Jacob Harpham 3 1 N (Shot by cops) 2015 A Christfag. Shot up a street in Colorado, then got pwnt by cops.
137 MiniflagUSA.png Thomas Hartless 3 0 Y 2017 A woman-beater with a long criminal record. Shot up a nursing home. One of the victims was a pig.
138 MiniflagUSA.png Randy Robert Stair 3 0 Y 2017 A retarded Columbiner tranny. Shot up a grocery store with two sawed-off shotguns when the store closed.
139 MiniflagUSA.png Anonymous 2 14-17 Got away with it, LOL! 2016 Pulled off a shitty sequel to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre.
140 MiniflagUSA.png Gabe Parker 2 14 N 2018 Broke up with his tuba.
141 MiniflagCanada.gif Faisal Hussain 2 13 Y 2018 Some schizo muzzie who failed miserably at going GTA, only scoring 2 kills before becoming An hero.
142 MiniflagUSA.png David Katz 2 11 (10 by Katz) Y 2018 Threw a temper tantrum because he lost a fucking video game.
143 MiniflagUSA.png Brenda Ann Spencer 2 9 N 1979 Lesbian teen who pulled off a shitty massacre from her house because she hated Mondays.
144 MiniflagUSA.png John Russel Houser 2 9 Y 2015 Another generic mentally-ill faggot who went postal at a movie theater which caused the unfunny fatass Amy Schumer to get triggered and spout ignorant and stupid-ass gun control shit.
145 MiniflagUSA.png Jim David Adkisson 2 7 N 2008 Shot leftards and commielovers at his local Church in Tennessee. And to that, we at ED send our thanks towards him.
146 MiniflagAustralia.png Huan Yun Xiang 2 5 N 2002 V-Tech Massacre: Ausfailian Edition.
147 MiniflagUSA.png Jacob Robida 2 4 Y 2006 Neo-Nazi juggalo who tried to pull a Pulse Nightclub at a gay bar, but only inflicted 4 injuries. Later killed some cop and a whore he picked up to get some points.
148 MiniflagUSA.png Scott Beierle 2 4 Y 2018 Tried to channel the spirit of George Hennard in his incel-fueled campaign against women. Unfortunately, he got shafted with George Sodini instead, and him miserably failing only gave feminists more reasons to laugh at men.
149 MiniflagUSA.png Hesham Mohamed Hadayet 2 4 N (Shot by cops) 2002 Failed to Aloha Snackbar at LAX. Specifically targeted an Israeli airline in hopes of garnering sympathy for Palestine.
150 MiniflagAustralia.png Man Haron Monis 2 4 N (Shot by cops) 2014 Attacked a chocolate cafe and terrorized hostages for 16 hours before getting owned by the pigs.
151 MiniflagUSA.png Nathaniel Jouett 2 4 N 2017 Gen-Z teenaged faggot. Shot up a random library for no reason and surrendered immediately to the police. Later gets torn to shreds in jail. Good riddance.
152 MiniflagUSA.png Nathaniel Berhow 2 3 Y 2019 Sperged out on his shitty high school as a nice birthday present for himself.
153 MiniflagUSA.png Jesse Osborne 2 3 N 2016 Killed his dad and attempted to pull off a sequel to Sandy Hook, failed miserably.
154 MiniflagUSA.png James Paul Diaz 2 3 N 2014 Another California man attempting to out-score Cho.
155 MiniflagGermany.png Stephan Balliet 2 3 (2 by Balliet) N 2019 Neo-nazi wannabe who tried to follow the path of St. Tarrant by shooting up a synagogue - and somehow fucked up even more than John Earnest. Managed to livestream the attack, in spite of his other failures. Watch the shitty gameplay footage here!
156 MiniflagDenmark.png Flemming Nielsen 2 2 Y 1994 Denmarkish old-fag that tried to go Postal on the College that he worked in, but was too much a sperg to properly plan his massacre and got only two frags.
157 MiniflagUSA.png Jeremy Patterson 2 2 Y 2017 A revenge-seeker. Rammed his vehicle into his ex-girlfriend's vehicle and began shooting her and her kids before becoming an hero.
158 MiniflagUSA.png Larry Gordon 2 2 N (Shot by cops) 2016 Michigan convict going to a court appearance when he broke free and killed two bailiffs. Tried to take hostages but bailed for no reason and was shot by the piggies while escaping.
159 MiniflagUSA.png Keith Luke 2 1 Y (After conviction) 2009 Attempted to purify his cheap and shitty town of Brockton, but failed miserably.
160 MiniflagUSA.png Vester Lee Flanagan II 2 1 Y (After a chase by local pigs) 2015 Virginian niggerfag decides to go postal on his former coworkers/news reporters for being racist, with 8 shots from a Glock and POV footage of the deed. Gaze upon his work and take notes future high scorers.
161 MiniflagRussia.png Sergey Gordeyev 2 1 N 2014 Hostage taker and cop killer, who latter pussed out and surrendered to the cops, all thanks to voices in his head.
162 MiniflagUSA.png Ulysses Cribbs 1 25 N 1977 A nigger dumb enough to think that buckshot could kill anyone at long range; even while shooting up a crowded nightclub. It's honestly a miracle that he managed to kill anyone at all.
163 MiniflagCanada.gif Kimveer Gill 1 19 Y 2006 An Indian Eric Harris wannabe gothfag. Went to a college and shot people randomly with a shitty hangfire carbine before taking someone hostage which resulted in him accidentally shooting himself in the arm which made him become an hero.
164 MiniflagBrazil.png Edmar Aparecido Freitas 1 8 Y 2003 He was so terminally fat that his chalories drove him insane and blood-lusty, lol!
165 MiniflagUSA.png Devon Erickson and Maya McKinney 1 8 N, N. 2019 Imagine the Columbine killers. Now image them as autistic tranny faggots. Now give them handguns. That is your end result.
166 MiniflagUSA.png Henry Bello 1 6 Y 2017 A revenge-seeking nigger. Shot 7 people at a hospital before shooting himself.
167 MiniflagUSA.png Jason Rodriguez 1 5 N 2009 Follow-up of the Fort Hood shooting.
168 MiniflagMexico.jpg Federico Guevara Elizondo 1 3 Y 2017 Spic who got a .22 revolver and tried to kill people with headshots, but only killed 1 person. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting suicide. Watch the shitty gameplay footage here!
169 MiniflagRussia.png Daniil Zasorin 1 3 Y 2019 Tried to copy the massive success his fellow slav Vlad obtained a year ago, but with firearms only. You can figure out how well his plan went.
170 MiniflagCanada.gif Michael Zehaf-Bibeau 1 3 N (Shot by cops) 2014 Typical muslim that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with somebody's grandpa's lever rifle. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to an ambassador.
171 MiniflagUSA.png Caleb Sharpe 1 3 N 2017 Edgy, notable young school shooter. Got pwn'd by a school security guard and later V&'d.
172 MiniflagUSA.png John Earnest 1 3 N 2019 20-year-old fag who attempted to create a sequel to the Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom and send a message to the ZOG. The only message he ended up sending was that he can't aim for shit.
173 MiniflagUK.png Raoul Moat 1 2 (1 later committed suicide) Y 2010 Chav who shot his ex, her boyfriend and a cop because she said her boyfriend was a cop to scare him even though she knew he hated the cops.
174 MiniflagUSA.png Larry Rosenberg 1 2 Y 2016 77-year-old nursing home resident that had issues with the "damn poker gambling" others were participating in.
175 MiniflagUSA.png Alvaro Castillo 1 2 N (Got V& by the piggies) 2006 Yet another degenerate loser who jacked off to the Columbine killers and failed miserably to surpass their legacy. Blasted his abusive dad and went to his old school where he set off some firecrackers and shot at objects before getting tackled.
176 MiniflagUSA.png Adam Purinton 1 2 N 2017 An Injun hater. Got triggered by the sight of them and decided to shoot them while yelling "Get outta my country".
177 MiniflagUSA.png Jose Reyes 1 2 Y 2013 Some 12 year old autistic spic that attempted to pull a Columbine at his middle school
178 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Butler Jr. 1 1 Y 2011 Some nigger who shot his principal.
179 MiniflagUK.png Peter Reeve 1 1 Y 2012 Wannabe Derrick Bird. Tried shooting his neighbors, failed and shot an off-duty pig before becoming An Hero in a graveyard.
180 MiniflagNorway.png Philip Manshaus 1 1 N 2019 Tried to invoke the spirit of Saint Tarrant by shooting up a mosque on Breivik's home turf. Only one problem: IT WAS FUCKING EMPTY!!!! Oh Philip, Breivheart is very disappointed in you.
181 MiniflagUSA.png Brandon McInerney 1 0 N 2008 Killed a tranny classmate who was hitting on him during a computer lab class before fleeing and later being arrested.
182 MiniflagUSA.png Gene Evin Atkins 1 0 N 2018 Held some NPC's hostage at a Trader Joe's in California.
183 MiniflagUSA.png Steve Stephens 1 0 Y 2017 Got mad after being bankrupt and losing his girlfriend and went on a "rampage", only killing a elderly man of the same race on Facebook. After being spotted in Pennsylvania, he an hero'd after a brief chase that only lasted 2 miles. Can you say Joy Lane?
184 MiniflagUSA.png Anthony Powell‎ 1 0 Y 2009 Decided to shoot some nigger bitch who was on YouTube, in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
185 MiniflagUK.png Robert Mone 1 0 N 1967 Took a classroom hostage with a shotgun at his old school and molested some girls. When the teacher told him to stop, he shot her in the face. Later broke out of a mental hospital with another inmate and increased his kill count.

Absolute Fucking Failures

These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a single kill! They are the Polygon of real life.

RANK LOSER MISSED SHOTS RAGE QUIT YEAR COMMENTS
1 MiniflagUSA.png David Young and Doris Young 79 N 1986 Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
2 MiniflagGermany.png Sebastian Bosse 37 Y 2006 An Eric Harris wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
3 MiniflagUSA.png Unknown 28+ (25 by the perpetrator) N 2017 A person tried to yet again replicate Pulse and failed profusely.
4 MiniflagCanada.png Unknown 18 year old 16 N 1968 Some 18 year old Canadian who stabbed 16 girls' legs with a pen knife that had a 2 inch blade.
5 MiniflagGermany.png Georg R. 15 N (Injured by polizei) 2009 Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
6 MiniflagRussia.png Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze 15 N (Stabbed each other but didn't die) 2018 Two Ruskie gay lovers who tried to recreate Columbine at a school in Russia and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.
7 MiniflagUSA.png Abdul Razak Ali Artan 11 N 2016 Some ISIS Cock-smoking mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at Ohio State University, stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack.
8 MiniflagRussia.png Natasha K. and the other two girls 7 N 2018 13 year old girl shot with a pneumatic revolver in school. Russian female Columbine copycats.
9 MiniflagUSA.png Dominick Maldonado 6 N 2005 A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
10 MiniflagUSA.png Anthony "T.J." Solomon 6 N 1999 A month after the lulzy attack at Columbine, Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students in shitty parts of the body. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs.
11 MiniflagUSA.png James Hodgkinson 6 N 2017 Jared Lee Loughner wannabe, tried to assassinate House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and kill as many Republicans as he could, but failed miserably.
12 MiniSwitzerlandflag.png Aleksandrs I. 6 N (Injured by polizei) 2017 Swiss nazi-obsessed faggot who attacked some people with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot.
13 MiniflagRussia.png Anton Bichivin 6 N (Attempted) 2018 Some Columbine-obsessed Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and tried to an hero with an axe but failed. Wore a KMFDM t-shirt during the attack.
14 MiniflagUSA.png Seth Trickey 5 N 1999 Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
15 MiniflagUSA.png Lamar Moore 4 N (Shot by cops) 2011 Died bravely in a line of fire by police inside a police station after he brought a shotgun in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at point-blank range. He was falsely accused by The Man of kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl, when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is.
16 MiniflagUSA.png Asa Coon 4 Y 2007 He was punched by a nigger, shot people in really shitty places, and became An Hero. To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse. Here is the shitty gameplay footage.
17 Miniflag Greece.png Dimitris Patmanidis 3 Y 2009 A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
18 MiniflagIran.png Nasim Aghdam 3 Y 2018 Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
19 MiniflagUSA.png Edgar Robles 2 N 2014 A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
20 MiniflagUSA.png Marissa Wallen 2 N 2017 21-year-old hooker who somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots after giving her bad oral sex.
21 MiniflagUSA.png Mason Campbell 2 N 2014 Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, randomly firing everywhere, before being tackled and shackled.
22 MiniflagUSA.png Neil MacInnis 2 N 2013 4chan Post
23 MiniflagUSA.png Austin Wayne Rollins 2 N (Shot by cops) 2018 Some nerd shot his ugly oneitis and some other kid before getting shot by a pig.
24 MiniflagRussia.png Artem Tagirov 2 N (Allegedly attempted suicide by slitting own throat) 2018 Russian kid that stabbed a couple people and set his teacher on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia.
25 MiniflagBrazil.png Mondrone Shooters 2 N, N 2018 Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded Zoomers, decided to follow on Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
26 MiniflagBrazil.png David Mota Nogueira 1 Y 2011 A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
27 MiniflagUSA.png Floyd Lee Corkins 1 N 2012 Inspired by the SPLC, he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces.
28 MiniflagRussia.png Mikhail Pivnev (alias: Mike Klebold 1 (3 others were injured by jumping out of windows) N 2017 Some Columbiner Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.
29 MiniflagUSA.png Robert Gladden Jr. 1 N 2012 An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
30 MiniflagUSA.png Jon Romano 1 N 2004 A bullied outcast fascinated by Columbine. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
31 MiniflagRussia.png Ilya Ivanistov 1 (2 others were injured by jumping out of windows) Y 2018 Columbiner Ruskie who wanted to hold a surprise lecture in shooting people. His live-action demonstration only managed to land a hit on some kid's shoulder, though two troublemakers were injured when they tried to skip class. When he finished the lecture, he fired himself from life.
32 MiniflagGermany.png Florian Klein 1 Y 2003 A 16-year-old Satanist who shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh before committing suicide.
33 MiniflagUSA.png Mikese Morse 1 N 2018 Former Olympic Track Star goes Bat Shit Insane and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
33.5 MiniflagUSA.png Brandon Clegg 0 Y 2019 Autistic troglodyte who decided to pwn some noobs with some of the Fortnite experience he gained because he has nothing else to do with his pathetic life. Eventually did some PvP with the cops before becoming an hero
34 MiniflagUSA.png Sol Pais 0 Y 2019 Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up Columbine High School. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she pussied out and shot herself in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
35 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Landeros 0 N (Shot by cops) 2019 Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
36 MiniflagUSA.png Brian Isaack Clyde 0 N (Shot by cops) 2019 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
37 MiniflagCanada.png Lindsay Souvannarath 0 N 2015 Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested due to posting about her plan on tumblr, and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
38 MiniflagUK.png Liam Lyburd 0 N 2014 Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a Glock he bought on the Deep Web but was stopped hours before he was going to do it due to posting threats on Facebook.
39 MiniflagUK.png Lloyd Gunton 0 N 2017 Another Britfag who tried to commit mass murder, this time for ISIS at a Justin Bieber concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some Westminster-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
40 MiniflagUK.png Ethan Stables 0 N 2017 Faggot who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a machete attack at a gay bar. Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker Travis Bickle committed his shootings.
41 MiniflagUSA.png Dylan Schumaker 0 (A child died.) N 2013 He bricked a poor 23-month old toddler to death. Now he's suffering the same fate as the above, the only difference being he doesn't have a pussy. He's turned into one!
42 MiniflagUSA.png Angel Granados 0 N 2019 Autistic spic who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
43 MiniflagUSA.png Willem Van Spronsen ? N (Shot by cops) 2019 Anarchist Boomer liberal tranny Antifa member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
0 MiniflagUSA.png You 0 N (sadly) The current year Soon...hopefully. Don't disappoint us...

King of all losers

RANK LOSER CONFIRMED KILLS MISSED SHOTS RAGE QUIT YEAR COMMENTS
7,704,076,925 MiniflagUSA.png William Atchison 2 0 Y 2017 Encyclopedia Dramatica's very own admin AlGore spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa and an old lady. Spam his talk page with insults to pay your respects!

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