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FPS, Single Player
|1||1 (91)||16 (41.1%)||Anders Behring Breivik||77||319||N||2011|
|2||3 (68.7)||8 (62%)||Woo Bum-kon||57||35||Y||1982|
|3||4 (42)||6 (62.5%)||Martin Bryant||35||21||N||1996|
|4||5 (40.3)||9 (56.1%)||Cho Seung-Hui||32||25||Y||2007|
|5||8 (35.0)||6 (66.7%)||Campo Elías Delgado||30||15||N||1986|
|6||9 (31)||2 (91%)||Mutsuo Toi||30||3||Y||1938|
|7||2 (70.7)||20 (18.8%)||Baruch Goldstein||29||125||N||1994|
|8||13 (26.3)||1 (95.5%)||Adam Lanza||27||2||Y||2012|
|9||6 (36.3)||16 (36.5%)||Tian Mingjian||23||40+||N||1994|
|10||10 (29.7)||10 (53.5%)||George Hennard||23||20||Y||1991|
|11||11 (27.3)||11 (52.5%)||James Huberty||21||19||N||1984|
|12||11 (27.3)||17 (35.4%)||Charles Whitman||17||31||N||1966|
|13||15 (22)||12 (51.1%)||Thomas Hamilton||17||15||Y||1996|
|14||16 (21)||12 (51.6%)||Michael Ryan||16||15||Y||1987|
|15||19 (18.3)||5 (69.6%)||Robert Steinhäuser||16||7||Y||2002|
|16||20 (18)||13 (72%)||Robert Bales||16||6||N||2012|
|17||20 (18)||7 (62.5%)||Tim Kretschmer||15||9||Y||2009|
|18||18 (18.6)||4 (50%)||Marc Lépine||14||14||Y||1989|
|19||23 (16)||4 (70%)||Patrick Sherrill||14||6||Y||1986|
|20||14 (23)||19 (30.2%)||Nidal Malik Hasan||13||30||N||2009|
|21||24 (14.3)||3 (76.5%)||Jiverly Wong||13||4||Y||2009|
|22||25 (14)||2 (81.3%)||David Gray||13||3||N||1990|
|23||7 (35.3)||21 (14.6%)||James Holmes||12||70||N||2012|
|24||17 (20.3)||18 (32.4%)||Derrick Bird||12||25||Y||2010|
|25||22 (16.3)||15 (48%)||Mark Barton||12||13||Y||1999|
*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
FPS, Co-Op Mode
|1||Team Riyad-us Saliheen||385+||783||N***||2004|
|5||Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai||32||16||Y,N||1995|
|6||Team San Bernardino||14||17||N*,N*||2015|
|7||Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold||13||24||Y,Y||1999|
|8||Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi||12||11||N*,N*||2015|
|9||Team Black September||12||0||N||1972|
|10||John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo||10||3||N**,N||2002|
|11||Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden||5||10||N,N||1998|
*The shooters initially escaped and then were later killed in a gun battle with police.
**Muhammad was executed by lethal injection in 2009.
****All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.
|1||Jemaah Islamiyah members, Al Qaeda||202||209||N||2002|
|5||Hasib Hussain,Mohammad King,Germaine Lindsay,Shezad Tanweer||56||700||Y||2005|
|7||Jack Gilbert Graham||44||0||N||1955|
|9||Anders Behring Breivik||8||209||N||2011|
|11||Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt||6||166||N||2002|
|12||Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev||4||264***||N||2013|
**Ayyash was assassinated when a booby trapped cell phone blew off his head.
***14 people required immediate amputations
Microsoft Flight Simulator
|4||Tsu Way Ming||103||0||Y||1997|
|7||Herminio dos Santos Fernandes||32||0||Y||2013|
*Lubitz became the first German pilot in 70 years to kill 150 people.
**Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.
|1||Mao Zedong||>50 Million||31 years|
|2||Joseph Stalin||~20 Million||7 Years|
|3||Adolf Hitler||~13.2 Million*||3 Years|
|4||Leopold II of Belgium||~10 Million||44 Years|
|5||Hideki Tojo||~6 Million||3 Years|
|6||Pol Pot||~3 Million||4 Years|
|7||Enver Pasha||~1.6 Million||5 Years|
|8||Kim Il-sung||>1 Million||45 Years|
|8||Yakubu Gowon||>1 Million||9 Years|
|9||Ho Chi Minh||~900,000||24 Years|
|9||Jean Kambanda||~900,000||-1 Year|
|10||Mengistu Haile Mariam||~700,000||14 Years|
|10||Saddam Hussein||~700,000||24 Years|
|11||Vladimir Lenin||>500,000||7 Years|
|11||Yahya Khan||>500,000||2 Years|
|Somewhere in the 100s||Rafael Trujillo||~5,000*||5 days!|
|Somewhere in the 100s||Augusto Pinochet||~4,000**||17 Years|
|RANK||PLAYER||CONFIRMED KILLS||POSSIBLE KILLS||YEARS ACTIVE||STATUS||PLAYING STYLE|
|1||Luis Garavito||138||172-400+||1990s||In prison||Raped children, tortured children, killed children.|
|2||Pedro Alonso Lopez||110||310-350+||1969-1980||Free, lol||Raped children, tortured children, killed children.|
|3||Daniel Camargo||72||150||1974-1986||Killed in jail||Raped children, tortured children, killed children.|
|4||Pedro Rodrigues Filho||71||100+||1967-2003||In prison||Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and eating his heart. Killed 47 inmates in prison.|
|5||Yang Xinhai||67||67||2000-2003||Executed||Would enter victims' homes at night and kill everyone with axes, meat cleavers, hammers, and shovels.|
|6||Andrei Chikatilo||53||56||1978-1990||Executed||Murdered wimmins and children in the forest, raped their corpses, ate their flesh and organs (he especially liked to eat vaginas and wombs). Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes.|
|7||Gary Ridgway||49||71-90+||1982-2000||Jailed||Trucker who strangled prostitues would dump them in the green river and come back for some sweet necrophillia|
|8||Alexander Pichushkin||48||61+||1992-2006||In prison||Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed with them with a broken vodka bottle wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard|
|9||Ted Bundy||35||36+||1974-1978||Executed||Escaped from prison twice,strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years|
|10||John Wayne Gacy||33||34+||1972-1978||Executed||Killed and raped little boys often dressed up as a clown hid bodies in his crawl space|
|RANK||PLAYER||CONFIRMED KILLS||POSSIBLE KILLS||YEARS ACTIVE||STATUS||PLAYING STYLE|
|1||Harold Shipman||218||250+||1975-1998||Hanged himself in prison||Would inject diamorphine into his patients and then falsify the medical records, reporting that his patient had been in poor health|
|2||Hu Wanlin||146||150+||1997-1999||In prison||Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent|
|3||Miyuki Ishikawa||103+||169||1940's||Free (Pussy Pass Bonus)||Carried out "extra-late" term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them|
|4||Steven Massof||100||100+||2003-2008||In prison||Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life|
|5||Daniela Poggiali||38||38||2013-2014||In prison||Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take selfies with their dead bodies|
|6||Jane Toppan||31||31||1885–1901||Institutionalized (Pussy Pass Bonus)||Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.|
|RANK||PLAYER||CONFIRMED KILLS||INJURED||ACTIVE||STATUS||PLAYING STYLE|
|1||Mamoru Takuma||8||15||June 8, 2001||Death by hanging||A former janitor, went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.|
|2||Zheng Minsheng||8||5||March 23, 2010||In Prison||Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of school children|
|3||Lee Chi Hang||6||38||June 3, 1982||In Prison||Dual wielding knives and chisels, killed his mom and sister then entered the nearby kindergarten|
|4||Elias Abuelazam||5||13||Summer 2010||In Prison||The only good Jew in history, who did his part by thinning out the black.|
|5||Unknown||5||1||January 10, 1994||In Prison, presumably||Clubbed 4 children like baby seals, then killed a bitch trying to stop him before getting beaten by mob|
|6||Matthew de Grood||5||1||15 April, 2014||In prison||Used a kitchen knife to bag a lousy handful|
|7||Maksim Gelman||4||5||February 11-12, 2011||In Prison||Was going to take down "rats" who had wronged him|
|8||Peter Lundin||4||0||April 1991 and 2000||In prison||Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting into separate trash bins.|
|9||Anton Lundin Pettersson||3||1||October 22nd, 2015||Shot by cops||Used the force to cut through students.|
|10||Alex Hribal||0||25||October 17, 2013||In Prison||Dual wielding knives in the Franklin Regional High School map.|
|11||14 year old Tumblrite||0||9||February 23, 2016||In prison||None of them even had life-threatening injuries she was so shit|
|12||Xie Zhongcai||0||8||March 7, 2003||In Prison||Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab children and teacher staff|
|13||30 year old woman||0||8||August 29, 2011||In Prison||Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.|
|14||Horrett Campbell||0||7||July 8, 1996||In a padded cell.||Invaded a picnic. Probably pretended to be Ant Man. Owned a Volvo and used a machete|
|4327||Nicholas John Miller||0||0||October 17, 2013||In Prison||Played Grand Theft School bus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.|
Easy: This level includes slow moving targets, easy to navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or fighting back in any way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and Police response is slow. Common places include:
- Nursing homes
- Public parks
- Swimming pools
Medium: Although more difficult than easy this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high scorer. This level has faster police response time. More people with faster reflexes. Also the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes, and Charles Whitman. Places include:
- Train stations
- Czech Republic
Nightmare mode: Without a doubt the most difficult level. It has infinite respawing NPC's, almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium to high chance of victims being armed or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode was Major Malik Nadal Hasan, who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, and 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an Indonesian airport. Locations include:
- Government offices
- Gun stores / shows
- Shooting ranges
- International borders
- Military bases
- Police stations
How to High Score
- Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
- Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, etc). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
- It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
- Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just before hand, preferably with a big shit eating grin on your face, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front page and send a clear signal to all the other limp dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
- Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or in society. They still deserve it, for some reason.
- It is customary that when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/etc to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
- In addition to buying your weapons legally also buy a bunch of armor such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those to.
- Shoot victims multiple times and kill little kids as opposed to adults and teenagers.
- Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go on in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama
- Aaron Alexis, 12 kills / 8 injured
- James Pough, 11 kills / 6 injured
- Mr. Saari, 10 kills / 1 injured
- Ronald Bae, 9 kills / 11 injured
- Mark Essex, 9 kills / 13 injured
- Chris Harper-Mercer, 9 kills / 7 injured
- Jeff Weise, 9 kills / 5 injured
- Satan Claus, 9 kills / 3 injured
- Dylann Storm Roof, 9 kills / 1 injured
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 8 kills / 12 injured
- Abu Dheim, 8 kills / 11 injured
- Rolando Mendoza, 8 kills / 9 injured, a symbol of Pinoy pride
- Robert Hawkins, 8 kills / 4 injured
- Robert Steward, 8 kills / 3 injured, extra credit for doing it at a nursing home.
- Scott Dekraai, 8 kills / 1 injured
- Jennifer San Marco, 8 kills. The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting.
- Tristan van der Vlis, 7 kills / 15 injured, God-hating bitch that went an hero.
- Jared Lee Loughner, 6 killed / 14 injured
- Elliot Rodger, 6 kills / 13 injured, tiny dick Brit-Azn butthurt because he was still virgin at 22.
- Wade Michael Page, 6 killed / 3 injured
- Jason Dalton, 6 killed / 2 injured
- Kyle Huff, 6 killed / 2 injured
- Dmitry Vinogradov, 6 killed / 1 injured
- Stephen Kazmierczak, 5 kills / 23 injured, tried to pull a Cho but wasn't Azn enough.
- Charles Roberts, 5 kills / 5 injured. Extra credit for doing it at an Amish school house.
- Kip Kinkel, 4 kills / 25 injured. Some stupid faggot who killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to hurt 25 others before being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life.
- Nghtmrchld26, 4 kills / 5 injured
- Ivan Lopez, 3 kills / 16 injured, at FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY!
- Robert Lewis Dear, 3 kills / 9 injured, bonus points for targeting a Planned Parenthood clinic
- George Sodini, 3 kills / 9 injured
- Jerad and Amanda Miller, 3 kills, 2 of them cops lol.
- TJ Lane, 3 kills / 2 injured
- Noah Jacob Harpham, 3 kills / 1 injured, shot up a street in Colorado then got pwnt by cops.
- Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
- John Russel Houser, 2 kills / 9 injured, an hero.
- Hesham Mohamed Hadayet, 2 kills / 4 injured, shot dead by airport security.
- James Paul Diaz, 2 kills / 3 injured, another California man attempting to out-score Cho.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson, 3 kills / 1 injured
- Keith Luke, 2 kills / 1 injured, failed to purify his town of Brockton miserably.
- Kimveer Gill, 1 kill / 19 injured, proof that goth culture needs to be banned!
- Jason Rodriguez, 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the Fort Hood shooting.
- Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, 1 kill / 3 injured, a typical muslim dun dun that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with somebody's grandpa lever rifle. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to become an ambassador. Thanks a lot, sucka.
- Raoul Moat, 1 kill / 2 injured (1 later killed himself), now worshipped by Chavs across the country
- Robert Butler Jr., 1 kill / 1 injured
- Anthony Powell, 2 kills (including himself) / 0 injured, decided to shoot up people in the name of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
- Alex Hribal, 0 kills / 22 injured (with only 8 of those injuries being serious)
- Dylan Quick, 0 kills / 14 injured, failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this luser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf?)
- Lamar Moore, 0 kills / 4 injured, died bravely in a line of fire by police inside a police station after he brought a shotgun in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of the critically, even at point blank range. He was falsely accused by The Man of kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl, when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is.
- Asa Coon, 0 kills / 4 injured, was then punched by a nigger before killing himself. To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse.
- Neil MacInnis, 0 Kills / 2 Injured, 4chan Post
- US Apache helicopter, ?? kills / ?? injured