Hitman Network

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The Hitman Network is a team of three "contract killers" that promise to kill anyone you want, provided you have enough bitcoin to cover it. Sick and tired of that schoolyard bully, and want him out of your life forever? With very little information on the site in combination with insane prices, there is no way to tell if it is legit or if it's a scam. Some argue that the Hitman Network is just another petty bitcoin scam, and is run by a few Jews with too much extra time and money. Curiously, they refuse to kill any children who are under age 16, as well as any "top 10" politicians. Considering that this is the deep web, it is awfully surprising that they would even have such absurd rules, unless, of course, the site is a scam and they don't want to become overwhelmed with assassination requests from Obama haters or butthurt kids who want to get revenge on their schoolyard bully, but are unable/unwilling to do it themselves.

They promise to kill your target in the Jewnited States of Americunts or Canada for 10,000 USD and 12,000 USD to kill your target in the shithole EU.

We are a team of 3 contract killers working in the US (+Canada) and in the EU. Once you have made a "purchase" we will reply to you within 1-2 days, contract will be completed within 1-3 weeks depending on the target.

Only rules: no children under 16 and no top 10 politicians.



—The Hitman Network website. 1-3 weeks? Count me in!

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