I'm so random
Acting random (i.e stupid) is the IRL equivilant of TyPiNg LiKe ThIs. People who claim to be random are often the exact opposite. Everything from their looks, to their actions, to the words they scream out, such as "banana" and "monkey," are calculated in such a way that makes them appear unique and edgy to themselves and their friends, but like retarded four years olds to everyone else. ADD? No! You're just random!
Random individuals are often posing as emo or scene kids, but are actually just socially retarded losers who even the nerds wouldn't hang out with so they had to make their own cliques. They are seww randumb that they even dress alike! Isn't that random u guiz?
Why are people "Soooooo random"?
The reason girls act "Random" is to mask their crippling insecurities. These can be caused by many reasons: Daddy issues, the hardship of growing up, but 9/10 time they are caused due to them being fat, ugly and socially awkward hoes sporting a pizza face. Their solution to this is to act like a retarded slut in an attempt to prove that "I'm not scared of anything!" or "I don't care what anybody thinks about me!". When, in reality, People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. Also, the question is raised: If you don't care what anyone thinks, why do you go out of your way to act like a moron and humiliate yourself in public for the sake of attention?
Furthermore, this act of indifference quickly crumbles to the ground as soon as it's put to the test of doing something that requires actual effort, courage or, unlike yelling "CHEESE MONKEY!" in the middle of the street to impress your friends, has any actual consequences. When such a challenge is presented, expect them to back off and tell you they "just don't feel like it". Also, 80% of all "SOOOOO RANDOM!" girls only act that way online or at anime conventions, and in school are mostly pathetic wall flowers that sit alone at lunch.
Men mostly act "random" to draw attention from the fact they are sad nerds. When the dawning realization that they are unpopular dweebs that no one respects hits them, they prefer to grow a beard, put on a fedora and behave like they have autism and think that people think they are "cool". They also hope that women will confuse their arbitrary nonsense for actual humor, their willingness to humiliate themselves for the entertainment of others for bravery, and somehow conceal the fact they are ugly, pale skinned 90 pound weaklings who have absolutely nothing to offer a woman and get easily pushed around by anyone who's self confidence is not an act, like theirs is.
Guide To Dealing With Random People
For girls it's important to remember that they are desperate for approval, validation and attention. Therefore, they are willing to go to great lengths to prove to you how Karay-zee they are. The correct thing to do is to take advantage of this and use them for as much as you can by making them think that what they are doing is being done to prove themselves to you. Say things like: "Oh yeah? Well if you're so crazy, I dare you to show me your tits". Once you've used them for as far as their fake bravery will take them, discard them like a used condom and never talk to them again.
With men what you should do is: Bully them, beat them up, push them around and generally treat them like the sad losers they desperately try to convince themselves they aren't.
Don't worry; they can't fight back.
Typical Random Quotes
C Wut I did there? I said bideos instead of videos! SOoOoOoO RANDOM!!!!#@(!)!)!_
Signs You Might Be rANDOM
- You like rock AND pop music!
- You say you're "__ years young" when you're a teenager! LOL! THAT'S RESERVED FOR OLD PEOPLE SILLY!
- You scream weird words and phrases out, obv.
- You frequently receive the side eye.
- You break into song in public places.
- You talk about the cah-ray-zay things you do and follow it up with, "Don't ask."
- You walk around in a tutu like it's NBD, only it is a big deal.
- You're like totally obsessed with Barbie or My Little Pony past childhood.
- You go on and on about how people are looking at you funny (but nobody actually is).
- You subscribe to a religion from anime.
- You find that people cringe when you're around or try to avoid you.
- People call you 'special'.
- You fail at life.
Things That Are ACTUALLY Random
- Attention Whore
- Random-ness Wiki
- THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD /sarcasm