I Hate Horses
I Hate Horses (now known as ifuckinghatehorses.com) is a blog written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their hatred. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous pictures of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for all caps.
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:
Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is funny as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or getting his ass torn apart by a stallion.
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A clever retort from an avid horse fan
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Unleashing the fucking fury.
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But what if a pony should log on and see this?
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Interestingly they have no problem insulting retards ...
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Or or gays ...
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Even the blogger himself notices.
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Duct tape? You call that torture?! >:(
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Just like humans, miniatures are more irritating than full-sized horses.
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It's a close call between chainsaws and powerdrills.
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Even God hates horses.
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Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to like horses.
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Fuck it! Let's just nuke 'em!!1!
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