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I Hate Horses
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
I Hate Horses (now known as ifuckinghatehorses.com) is a blog written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their hatred. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous pictures of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for all caps.
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:
Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is funny as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or getting his ass torn apart by a stallion.
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Horse Lovers
The main drama of course comes from the horse-lovers themselves, shocked and appalled to discover such a hateful blog. Only CAPS LOCKS KEYS can express their true feelings.
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A clever retort from an avid horse fan |
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Unleashing the fucking fury. |
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But what if a pony should log on and see this? |
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Suck what? |
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Interestingly they have no problem insulting retards ... |
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Or or gays ... |
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Even the blogger himself notices. |
Horse Haters
Equally loud and retarded are the blog's fan, who seemingly have not realised they too are the targets of pointless internet rage.
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Duct tape? You call that torture?! >:( |
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Just like humans, miniatures are more irritating than full-sized horses. |
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It's a close call between chainsaws and powerdrills. |
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Even God hates horses. |
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Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to like horses. |
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Fuck it! Let's just nuke 'em!!1! |
Youtube
Apparently I Hate Horses has created multiple youtube accounts for the lulz, and it has started a shitstorm and a youtube war. Apparently horse lovers really are dumber than shit.
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Gallery
This one gets them wet. |
Castration. Use to troll horse lovers. |
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