Ichverbot
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
ichverbot (Joshua Moon; the other known aliases are Null, IbanZ) - owner of Kiwi Farms, pedophile, self-proclaimed lolcow, internet tough guy, web developer, high school dropout, wannabe serial rapist.
Josh Moon first came to attention when he offered to co-admin the CWCki Forums (now Kiwi Farms), giving out his email and doxxing himself in the process. Infamy soon followed when users quickly noticed that Josh could be easily baited into responding in emotionally charged and humorous ways. Eventually he was put under investigation where his embarrassing internet history was exposed for all to see including making rape threads and possible rape attempts directed at a number of his forum users.
His crown achievement was somehow convincing Fredrick Brennan of 8chan that he's the man to take his site to the next level, but instead spending the next few months making a crippled man in a wheelchair act as his personal autism caretaker/drug supplier while he pretended to write code but instead sat around abusing his mod privs to ban and dox anyone who made fun of him on /v/. For this dubious pleasure he billed Hotwheelz 12k, and when the code didn't work tried to claim ownership of 8chan and then just fucked off.
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Epic Life Story
Born in the United States, Josh started a pattern of failure which continues to this day when he failed to complete high school. At age 18 Josh began working for an internet business in Australia and lasted an entire four years before he was fired for blowing off work too often. His employers described his coding skills as "adequate", but they recommended he not interact directly with customers.
In 2015 Josh fled to the Philippines, having conned Fredrick "HotWheels" Brennan into paying him to code the Infinity software upgrades for 8chan. Unfortunately Josh wildly over promised features well beyond his limited coding capabilities, and fell behind schedule within in the first month. When Josh attempted to actually *migrate* 8chan to his new shitty codebase, it utterly failed because he didn't think he needed to test his new shiny code on an actual production sized dataset, like a shitty junior developer learns on the first day. So copypastethe generous 8chan community just spent 12 grand on something that doesn't even work for his needs, gg.
Apparently he made quite a name for himself on the forums for Blockland, which is kind of like Minecraft with Lego men. There's a 121-page thread about his antics.
Quotes
Some choice quotes by Joshua/Null:
(8:11 AM) Joshua: Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota. (8:11 AM) Joshua: Yeah, I'm fucked up. I know :( (8:15 AM) Joshua: I drench my sorrows in masturbation so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heterosexual intercoruse for the sole purpose of reproduction. 4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can 4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT 4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration 4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer 4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina
How ichverbot raped a forum member
According to one member, known as Stocking:
| —ichverbot wanna get some pussy, then die. | ||
On another occasion:
| —The sextape will pwn 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick on all levels | ||
Null's excuse?
| —Just kiddin' | ||
But he deleted his post 5 seconds later and made her look like she's insane.
| —ichverbot, being almost raped by a stalker girl | ||
5:01 PM - Joshua: I wanted belonging with you 5:01 PM - Joshua: and you never rejected me 5:01 PM - Joshua: just like 5:02 PM - Joshua: side-stepped 5:02 PM - Joshua: constnatly 5:02 PM - Joshua: a full wall of text ignored here 5:02 PM - Joshua: an issue not responded to here 5:02 PM - Joshua: and just 5:02 PM - Joshua: you kept doing that 5:02 PM - Joshua: I had to say shit like that to get you to listen 5:02 PM - Joshua: to get you to respond
Also:
4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: i never like attack you the way you do me 4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: the worst i do is downplay what you believe to be supr srs drama 4:48 PM - Joshua: no. 4:48 PM - Joshua: the worst you do is ignore me all the time. 4:48 PM - Joshua: when I tried talking to you and devoting all my off time from work to you 4:48 PM - Joshua: you'd take your time responding
Some argue Stocking is a provocational cunt.
Joshua has been fucked with in the past by other members in ways that are pretty fucked up. This was all quite a bit ago, and quite obviously he has gotten much better. Stocking has a history of literally following Iban around in more recent times. Stocking was also rated one of the top ten most hated forum users.
ichverbot and health
He drinks litres of soda to day and eats junk food on a daily basis. Why is it everyone on the cwcki forums is almost exactly like the lolcow they like to mock
"Q: What's the hardest thing to find in a fast-food restaurant on nightshift? A: A pair of eyes that are not bloodshot. I've never seen so many people stoned out of their mind in my life."
"Arrrgghhh! My sleep schedule is screwed over so badly right now. I might run out to Walmart for ten liters of magic, happiness, and aspartame."
"Coinstar Income: $28.51. Tacobell and a Haircut: $24.11. -- Life is hard."
"I went to Tacobell yesterday. In the 10 minutes I was inside, it went from crystal clear sunny blue day to an absolute downpour and my two XL work shirts got soaked. The only size they had spare were medium, so I used one of them. It fit. Kickin' rad."
Baby Fuck
Child Pornography
Joshua has become so jaded from years of internet porn that he has started to jerk off to child porn instead.
8:58 AM - Joshua: God I feel so guilty about the CP 8:58 AM - Joshua: I wish it didn't turn me on to see that shit 8:59 AM - Joshua: It's not just regular child porn either, it's hurtcore now 8:59 AM - Joshua: I just like to see children suffer :( 8:59 AM - Joshua: Oh well, no point in thinking about it too much 8:59 AM - Joshua: Time to load up Tor and find some more, lol!
Towards loli
Despite the fact he is sexually attracted to children, he also hates them and plots to murder them.
Here's something from CWCki chat:
| —Wishing death upon a baby is sooooo tough! | ||
That's not the only time he's wished death on a baby,
| —User was banned for this post | ||
Towards shota
In the "Post Real Life Pictures" thread, a boy who looks like he's 10 posted this picture of himself, and Null responded with this:
[11:57:02 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm gay for robo noob. [11:57:06 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm sorry but he's adorable [11:57:09 PM] Joshua Moon: Absolutely yummy [11:57:20 PM] Jimmg: are you going to rape him too [11:57:21 PM] Joshua Moon: maybe [11:57:26 PM] Joshua Moon: how old is he [11:57:29 PM] Jimmg: 17 [11:57:31 PM] Joshua Moon: if he's 18 or turning 18 soon he's my new stocking [11:57:34 PM] Joshua Moon: birthday? [11:57:55 PM] Jimmg: i dont even fucking remember [11:57:57 PM] Joshua Moon: find out [11:57:59 PM] Joshua Moon: please [11:59:54 PM] Jimmg: nah [12:06:04 AM] Joshua Moon: :C [12:06:07 AM] Joshua Moon: jerk [12:06:16 AM] Jimmg: sorry bro [12:06:44 AM] Jimmg: I dont want my #3 nigga(WE HAVENT TALKED IN LIKE 6 MONTHS TBH) to be raped and then his anus sown shut and then him stuck in some pen [12:06:52 AM] Jimmg: for the rest of his life [12:07:18 AM] Joshua Moon: :c [12:07:23 AM] Joshua Moon: I wouldn't do that [12:07:25 AM] Joshua Moon: He's too pretty to hurt [12:07:28 AM] Joshua Moon: kawaii desu~~~ [12:09:03 AM] Jimmg: sorryy [12:09:19 AM] Joshua Moon: Is he even gay? [12:09:27 AM] Jimmg: are you? [12:09:34 AM] Joshua Moon: No [12:09:36 AM] Joshua Moon: except for him [12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: I love andro girls [12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: And he [12:09:46 AM] Joshua Moon: is definitely andro [12:09:48 AM] Joshua Moon: and looks like a girl [12:09:52 AM] Joshua Moon: I'd probably do stuff with him [12:10:25 AM] Jimmg: andro? [12:10:34 AM] Joshua Moon: Androdgynous
The Gay Phase
No longer a Cwcki Admin
Null has recently quit the Cwcki because he is tired of getting harassed and stalked. He enabled premium features on the Cwcki Forums and then stormed off, but not before saying goodbye to his British bitch, Melchett. his tantrum is available here:[1]
Although he hasn't really quit. He imposed premium features as a "tax" for his time because both the people on his forum and the rest of the internet make fun of him. Now he just hides behind his administrators and refuses to give them full access to the forums because he knows they'd get rid of him the first chance they get.
Null has also reduced himself to the role of a middleman on his own forums so he likely didn't think this plan through.
The plot thickens when it was revealed Nool also takes money from ad revenue from the forums. Lying to the userbase with his claim that donations would be the "sole payment for the site". He's been sitting on 320$ that he's already conned from the userbase, which has also raised the base cost of running it. So not only could just ad revenue alone pay for the site, but donations are basically unnecessary and will only fuel his daily 8 liters of coke zero. Essentially the greedy fuck is hiding himself from everyone while taking their money at the same time like the dirty jew he is.
Infinity Never
In 2015, Josh got hired to create the next version of 8chan, which was literally called Infinity Next. Of course, he didn't actually have the skill or knowledge to create imageboard software. The only reason he got the job in the first place was because he was best friends with Hotwheels. After he got the job, he moved to the Philippines and begged people for money, and the retards on 8chan (primarily /v/) gave it to him. $12,000 to be exact. He worked on Next for several months, and when he finally revealed it to the public, everyone realized it was a steaming turd. Not only did Next look like it was designed by a newfag who didn't understand why imageboards were designed the way they were, but it was also just as unstable as 8chan's current software and was full of security holes. Josh tried to migrate 8chan over to Next. Twice. He failed. Twice. After desperately trying to polish his turd for several weeks, Josh threw in the towel and Hotwheels kicked him off the site.
Shortly after Josh was kicked off, Hotwheels did a little stream regarding the recent turn of events, mentioning things such as: "The only way forward for 8chan is without Josh." "Josh has a huge persecution complex" "Josh said 'I'm afraid Jim [the owner of 2ch] is gonna kill me, because he owns a pig farm, and people who own pig farms, they feed dead people to them.'"
You heard that, Josh is genuinely afraid of pigs. Maybe he's Muslim?
See also
See also
External links
His deviantART page - Thoroughly purged.
Joshua C. Moon- baleeted!
Twitter - It's back, but the tweets are now protected
Null's Tumblr
Jewgle Plus
Autism.cool thread all about Null.
- His Email Send something to cheer him up.
- User:Null on CWCiki.
- His profile on the Kiwi Farms, his forum clearly inspired by EDF
- [2] "The Lolcow Wiki"
- [3] The real lolcow wiki
| Featured article February 16 & 17, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by Dying Alone | Ichverbot | Succeeded by Pope |
