Donate to ED • Donors • Advertise on ED
Imaginary girlfriend
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.
Imaginary Girlfriends
Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's MySpace or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway). These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, Japanese band members, and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.
Gallery
| There Is No Girlfriend | About missing Pics | ||||||||||
|
|||||||||||
|
|||||||||||
See Also
- Body Pillows - How Japs and Weeaboos bring their imaginary girlfriends to life.
- Chris Chan - His involves Sonic characters.
- Dying Alone
- Fetish
- Girlfriend
- Internet celebrity
- Internet model
- Mai Waifu - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos
- Manti Te'o
- Tulpa
|
Imaginary girlfriend is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
| Imaginary girlfriend is part of a series on Dying Alone
|
|---|


