Internet Rehab

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Internet Rehab is a dark place filled with internet legends who have quit the internets forever. However, Internet Rehab cannot be confused with Quitting The Internet forever, just like real rehab all the patients know and expect they will relapse and return to the internet sooner rather than later.

Understanding why a user decides to stop championing the lulz is the first step in recovery. However, once the user realizes how fun the lulz are he essentially falls off the wagon of rehab into the fiery depths of lol, thereby creating a vicious cycle. Proving the age old proverb by Chinky McChink



   
 
Lulz graze in green forest

dine gracefully

green pastures

of lol
 


 
 

Chinky McChink At Least 100 years ago - refering to lol

to be not only a bad haiku, but also true.

Unlike real rehab, Internet Rehab isn't located in California. Instead, it is located in the user's heart.


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Internet Rehab is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders
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Diseases: AIDSCancerDiabeetusDwarfismErectile dysfunctionFetal Alcohol SyndromeFibromyalgiaGenital HerpesGRIDSObesityParkinson's DiseaseSexually Transmitted DiseasesSwine Flu
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