Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AIDS
AIDS that is killing ED to AllAbout-SP/whatisthematrix77
All Caps to Apartheid
Apartment 18 to BLACKBOND
BLACKFOOT to Bigboxbear
Bigcd02 to Bradfitz
Bradford Cox to Camwhores
Camwhoring to Choking game
Cholo to Conscience
Consensual sex to DCC SEND startkeylogger
DCC SEND startkeylogger 0 0 0 to Deleting Your YouTube Videos
Deleting his Youtube videos to Douchebags
Douches to ED Is Not
ED Is Slow to Ethics in journalism
Ethiopia to Ex-gay
Ex gay to Fernando Burtoni
Ferrari Guy to Fucking cat
Fucking everyone to Get a dog
Get a life to Guildsolutions
Guile to Hiroshima
Hirsute to I accidently X
I am 12 and what is this to Irate Gamer
Irate gamer to Jiminycricketfan007/tl;dr
Jimmies to Kewllimesrevenge
Key of Awesome to Latvia
Latvians to Lonely
LonelyGirl15 to Main Page/dyk
Main Page/footer to Metal-Archives
Metal (furry) to MrRepzion
MrTim to Nevada-tan
Nevada Tan to OSx86
OT to PNG
PNVD to Peter Sotos
Peter Wadams to Portal:Furfaggotry/Shit
Portal:Furfaggotry/Welcome to Pudding
Puddles to RedLetterMedia
RedLetterMedia/GIF's to RuneScape
RuneScape Forums to Screencaps
Screensaver to Sif
Sig to Sound docking
Sounddocking to Sui-Chan
Sui-chan to Tempraphobia
Ten-year-old Alice to The Wikipedia Jews
The Wikipedia Review to Transexual
Transexuals to Urination
Urine to Warcraft
Warcraft 3 to Windows
Windows 2000 to You must eat it
You must have been abused as a child to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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