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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
James Watson is the name of a prominent nigger scientist that you may know from your high school biology class as the man who, along with acid fiend Francis Crick, discovered the structure of DNA, winning him the 1962 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. However, nobody really gives a shit about this, and Watson's most important work is actually very recent. After many frustrating years of research, James Watson successfully proved the link between Black People and a general lack of intelligence.
Prospect of Africa
For years, thanks to some human rights activist in the sixties, everyone has believed that the intelligence of Africans was the same as the rest of the world. Watson, however, became the first person to show scientific evidence that black people are actually less intelligent than white people. It only took a genetic biologist to finally state this obvious fact.
The black community instinctively became so angered that they caused the rest of the white scientists around them to become so as well. Remember, your average laboratory has one black scientist for every ~10,000 white scientists. Using their voodoo-hypnosis techniques, the black scientists were able to convince the other scientists to ban Watson from signing books, and from talking at the London Science Museum.
Not only was the black man's voodoo magic good enough to convince all the other scientists that Watson is wrong, but it was even able to convince Watson himself that he was wrong.
Mr. Watson has the last laugh
The fight wasn't over yet. Watson got the better of all the smart white folks by revealing that he was himself black and had DNA tests to prove it. Forced to accept that Watson knew what he was talking about, the scientific community agreed that he had conclusively proven that niggers are indeed not so bright.
As well as finding the link between stupidity and Africa, Watson was also able to link this claim to black employees being much less intelligent when compared to white employees. This all goes with what his new "Genetic Inferiority Theory" states.
Other Scientific Discoveries
Along with his theories on black inferiority, Watson has made some other groundbreaking scientific discoveries, including his work on isolating the gene that controls homosexuality, in order for him to pass a law that would make abortion legal for women whose babies are found to contain this gene.
Some of his current projects include an experiment which may discover the link between fat people and laziness.
—Nigger-boy, explaining why the bitch totally deserved it when he mugged her and reaped her research.