Jaylen Fryberg

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Deep in the suburbs of Marysville, Washington, it was a bright and sunny morning on October 24, 2014. The mothers and fathers were going to work, and the boys and girls were going to school. For almost everyone, that day was just another typical day.

Or so they thought.

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Fryberg's love affair

Jaylen Fryberg was a 15-year-old freshman at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. He suffered from typical high school problems, such as being named Homecoming Prince. He was head-over-heels in luv with his crush, Zoe Galasso, in the summer of 2014. However, things didn't turn out in his favor when she was currently dating Andrew Fryberg, his cousin. Jaylen was disconcerted over the fact that his own cousin was in a relationship with her.

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From a bystander's point of view, he's having a kid with this girl, and this girl is talking to someone else. Also, she's being dumb for talking to this other person. However, now this quote, "Oh!! And she's way younger then you? T'F wrong with you!" makes no sense when analyzed. Many questions have came up regarding this subject matter:

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October 24, 2014

That day, his emotional rollercoaster and instability got the best of him, and he decided to bring his favorite gun with him to school. Like any true friend/relative would, he texted his cousins, friends and Zoe and invited them to join his deadly Breakfast Club in the cafeteria. After finishing his highly nutritious school dinner, he turned the gun on his friends. He ultimately "succeeded" in his search and destroy mission, killing Zoe, His cousin Andrew, two others, and injuring three more. He later turned the gun on himself.

Good night, sweet homecoming prince.

The relatives

Nate Hatch and Andrew Fryberg, Jaylen's 14-year old and 15-year-old cousins, respectively, were both at the lunch table where the incident occurred. Jaylen wanted to make sure that they were going to be at the table by messaging them. The day of the shooting, he proceeded to shoot his cousins in the back of the head. After he was shot, Nate pretended to be dead and stayed silent, even as the bullet tore through his jaw. They both had surgery shortly after.

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