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Jeff Weise
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Jeff Weise (aka
weise) was an honest-to-God Injun, as well as an angsty teen from Minnesota. These three defining characteristics --His Injun-hood, his angsty teen-hood, and his Minnessotan-hood-- formed the greatest trifecta of Native American rage since Geronimo, leading to the Red Lake High School shoot'em-up. Like most angsty teens and all High School shooters, Jeff was a massive fanboi of famous celebrities Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
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The IRL drama
| —Jeff Weise, moments before starting a shoot-out with the cops. | ||
On March 21, 2005, Weise stole 2 handguns and a shotgun and pwned his grandparents. He then stole his grandfather's police cruiser, crashed it into his school, and pwned 7 more classmates before self-pwning. Newspapers and TV stations around the nation immediately jumped on the story and masturbated furiously to the topic of school-shootings and violence for several weeks until, flushed and weak in the knees, they finally moved back to the severely more important news schedule of arbitrary missing white women and Lindsay Lohan's latest eating disorder. Naturally, this brief media frenzy ensured a new round of pointless IRL drama combined with the typical routine criticism of Marilyn Manson and the temporary banning of all Hot Topic merchandise from school grounds. Somewhere along the line, some concerned mothers probably got involved as well, but that's shit only they care about.
On the Internets
Before killing himself, Weise was known for his various activities on the internets. He made many posts on various Nazi websites (knowing that Hitler didn't give a fuck about Native Americans and only cared about Germany). Weise also created several violent flash videos on Newgrounds and started an LJ account, where he made 3 brief posts inquiring about cutting, alcoholism, grammatical errors, and other shit nobody cares about.
.Graded Score
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| Kills: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 15/20 |
| Style: | 18/20 bonus for looting armor & gun from guard |
| Butthurt: | 17/20 Caused a moderate shitstorm. Nobody was white so noone cared. |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Stopped his suicide attempt and saved up his angst for greater things. |
| Total score: 77/100 (C) | |
Gallery
Delicious cake! Also exploitable. |
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External links
- Weise's LJ account
- Weise's Newgrounds profile
- Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (his site of choice)
| Jeff Weise is part of a series on National Socialists Click topics to expand | |
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| Schutzstaffel 卐 Ideologie, Tradition, Praxis und Stolz 卐 Möchtegern-Nazis 卐 Feinde, Verräter und verboten | |
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Adolf Hitler • Alex Linder • Anti Wulfhere Front • Augusto Pinochet • Battlecry • Deviantart Nazis • DocEvil • Dylan Klebold • Eric Harris • Hal Turner • Heath Campbell • Ian Miles Cheong • James Leshkevich • Kevin Strom • KKK • Mel Gibson • Mikemikev • Moon Man • OFWGKTA • PaganDeathKnight • Prussian Blue • Purelily • Miss Hitler 2014 • Ron Paul • Stormfront • Tom Metzger • Tyrannosaurus Reich • Valeria Lukyanova • Varg Vikernes • William L. Pierce • Wyatt Mann National Socialism • Nazi Mysticism • White Nationalism • Anti-Semitism • Christian Identity • Ethnic Cleansing • Metapedia.org • Holocaust denial • Lynching • NSBM • Odinism • Protocols of the Elders of Zion • Racism Jeff Weise • Kenneth Eng • WWII Online Anarchism • Anti-Fascist Action • Barack Obama • Communism • Gooks • Homosexuality • Islam • Israel • Juden • Liberalism • Miscegenation • Spics | |
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| | Spree/One-time Killers: |
Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Casey Anthony • Gerry McCann • Cho Seung-Hui • Tyler Peterson • Mark Essex • Dylan Klebold • Eric Harris • Maurice Clemmons • Aaron Alexis • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Jiverly Voong • Malik Nadal Hasan • Jared Lee Loughner • Jeff Weise • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Jason Rodriguez • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Matthew Murray • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Wade Michael Page • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Tim Kretschmer • TJ Lane • Robert Hawkins • Raoul Moat • Alex Hribal |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
| Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |
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