Jihad Jane

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Christ it's Jihad Jane! Get in the car!
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The incredibly insensitive drawing of The Prophet as a sandwich

Jihad Jane is an ordinary Philly housewife who plotted to kill Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks (who drew Muhammad as a sandwich or something) [1]. So far, so boring.

The lulz starts when you discover that Jihad Jane's real name is Colleen La Rose. Not Jane. And then the penny drops - we are supposed to make the connection with Hanoi Jane, a nickname given to Jane Fonda when she posed next to a gun or something during the Vietnam Peacekeeping Operation. So if the War Against Terror is the modern Vietnam, how does I book mah seat on the last chopper out of Saigon?

 
 
She was a good-hearted person. She pretty much stayed around the house.
 

 

—Kurt Gorman, Jihand Jane's clueless boyfriend

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look at me! i can do terrorism!

 
 
I came to know her as a middle aged sociopath woman cockhungry for love, lonely and isolated
 

 

—Some cunt, from JewTube Smackdown


OSHIT THERE'S MOAR

PROTIP: "Jihad Jane" is now a generic term applied to blonde western women willing to do anything for Arab cock.

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OSHIT HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.

Jihad Jane II is single mom named Jamie Paulin-Ramirez who lived in her mom's basement with her six year old son.

 
 
I'd yell at her, 'Get off the damn computer, do something with your son.'
 

 

—Jamie's mother, SRSLY.

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Another example of razor-sharp satire.
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Lars Vilks and Muhammed trolling Jane. SRSLY.

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