From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jim "Grumpy Piggy" Profit is a lolcow and asspie who garnered infamy throughout the boards of 4chan for verbose, indignant blog posts disguised as threads on several boards punctuated with screencaps from Naruto (his signature). After getting banned for being a whining faggot, Jim declared himself an epic 4chan troll, and was eager to tell everyone about his victory over moot. Unfortunately, the most epin of all 4chan trolls means fuck all anywhere else, so Jimmy tends to embarrass himself quite often by bragging about obscure events and even got banned from the old ED because of related events. Because of these odd, annoying habits, Jim (or 'Grumpy Piggy', as he prefers) routinely ends up mocked and b& from whatever website he declares his new home. After years of such bans, Grumpy Piggy has become paranoid and infuriated, and has made it a personal mission to bring justice to all the websites that have trampled on his human rights.
Fun fact: Grumpy Piggy adopted his name from the lead villain protagonist from a short lived Fox show from the mid-90's. Whether this was a biting piece of social commentary or something he simply thought no one would notice is up in the air.
A true rarity, Jim proclaims himself as a Christian Communist, champion of all that is leftist while still worshiping Yaweh. He is now a "Marxist Nihilist," whatever in the hell that means. Unsurprising, however, is Jim's tendency to change political and philosophical beliefs more often than his shit stained undies, since he was previously famous as a psychotic Ayn Rand fanboy, thus rendering any further investigation into the matter pointless. More interesting, however, is his neurotic tendency to blame capitalism and Christian fundamentalism into every hair that pricks his ass. This leads to many amusing diatribes, most of which starts by him complaining that he does not know how to properly make Youtube videos, and because of that he would sincerely like to bring physical harm to YouTube staffers due to his own crippling incompetence in the field of clicking 'upload'.
tl;dr JimPiggy has an intense hatred of all admins and mods because he generally ends up getting banned from every community he tries to join. He claims that it's literally illegal for administrators to ban people by using IP addresses, referring to this common practice used by just about every community website on the internet as 'data mining'. He would rather bitch about having to surrender his IP and his infringed rights than learn to proxy up. Also, this same internet hacker genius has ironically threatened to DDOS these same sites that have pissed him off.And of course, Jimprofit still tries to post on 4chan (and all the sites he complains about), despite his intense burning hatred of Moot, and still cries about it pretty frequently on Youtube.
Opinions such as these and many more Jim is happy to share with anyone willing to listen. But while the acoustics in Jim's ass make his words sounds as sweet as an angels voice, as fate would have it nobody else wanted to hear some The Amazing Atheist knockoff cry all day long. Being informed of such sent the piggy into a spiraling shitfit, which would commonly being the attention of site staff, who quickly but courteously inform Jim they would rather he not come back.
Human Rights Outrage
In true neckbeard fashion, the assorted bans sent Piggy Jim into a rage-filled void from which there seemed to be no escape. He decided to handle matters in the true socialist way; a class action lawsuit!
Shockingly, these totally serial threats haven't been taken too seriously, and as such Piggy Profit has become more and more infatuated with the plot to make his enemies pay him five million dollars.
Jim Profit; Epin Troll
Being the typical neckbeard, Piggy Profit started to realize his name was getting more and more recognition. On a less flattering note, it just happened he was getting recognition as being a batshit faggot. Quite displeased with how events were unfolding, Jimmy started a wave of self glorification by writing down long winded versions of his exploits in the third person on any website he thought would have it. It would end as well as it did when he tried to turn 4chan into his political blog.
Some argue that Jim believes none of what he whines about, and the entire act is simply a character study or, as he puts it, an epic troll project. While at first glance it would seem plausible that Piggy was making deliberately psychotic ramblings in order to fool the unknowing masses for fun and profit, keep in mind Piggy has been at this "act" non stop for roughly four years, never once breaking character, egofagging every step of the way on websites that would have no idea who he is or why trolling 4chan should be considered an accomplishment, and making exceedingly incoherent blog posts routinely throughout the project. Indeed, if Jim does believe he's merely acting out a Kaufmanesque plan of large, complex, and elaborate trolling, which he no doubt does, he's gone full-on Legi0naire, debatably a more humiliating fate than just being an insane sperg.
Due to Jims hilariously retarded compulsion to speak like an anime character at all times, most of his ideas come spewing out like some hilarious, disgusting fountain of shit. Highlights include;
So, what's a "Marxist Nihilist" to do when he's too weary of battling the bourgeois? Why, derivative, self insert fanfic of course!
See more Piggy Exploits here.
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