Jkid

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*chan culture the [sic] biggest sociological event in recent history
 

 
 

— Jkid, imageboard historian

   
 
"Autistic weeaboo" on your ED page is an understatement.
 

 
 

— Someone on YouTube

Ndubuisi "Ndee" Okeh, AKA Jkid

Jkid, AKA Ndubuisi Okeh, is an autistic black weeaboo "libertarian socialist" who believes that the fine state of Maryland should pay for his driving lessons. He styles himself as "Head Chanthropologist of the YouTube Society", which seeks to document *chan culture, since nobody else is doing that. After he was banned from 4chan, he created a 250-page PDF manifesto in response. [1] He is also very rude. He claims to have Asperger's Syndrome and because of this disease he should not have to work or learn to drive before getting a license.

Tripfag on /cgl/

Up to 2010, Jkid was an enthusiastic tripfaggot on 4chan's /cgl/ board, where he was well known as one of the biggest drama whores. He first posted as "Anonymous from College Park, MD", but decided to ditch that name as nobody took him seriously anymore. Of course, he himself made the link public, as he's going full retard. He also idled 24/7 in the 4chan IRC channel on Rizon, where his autistic antics attracted the negative attention of several 4chan mods.

   
 
<skrilmau5> talking to jkid is like getting hit in the head with a hammer
 

 
 

—Typical IRC user's opinion of Jkid

Tripcodes used by Jkid

Because Jkid is about as tech-savvy as your average grandmother, his tripcode always leaks. This is often followed by Jkid BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWing in IRC about the leak, then rambling on about how he's unemployable and black. Leaking Jkid's tripcode is a guaranteed way of ruining his day.

This table is incomplete. You can help out by cracking Jkid's tripcode.
Tripcode Tripkey Notes
!MoQnyGB0xU (not cracked yet) Used since April 2012 after someone posted ponies on /cgl/ with his previous trip.
!L8qRJIW3g2 #c0sp4o Used since his first trip leaked some time in 2011.
!yYT/u4PSNE #nameless legion

Fapping

Artist's impression of Jkid
Artist's impression of Jkid
   
 
In 2009, when he was 21, he asked OtakuBooty to explain to him how fapping works. Jkid being Jkid, he posted on the same account he uses everywhere else, which is also easy to connect to his IRL identity.

I have never masturbated once in my life. Although I do touch myself at night, I only scratch my balls or my hairy crouch. While many 4channers masturbate once they see a beautiful woman and subsequently their dicks become hard, I have the same feeling, but I never acted on the urge to do it. Even if I see a naked female in /s/ or a hot animu chick I didn't masturbate to it. I had downloaded many pictures of sexy women, female anime characters, and female cosplayers, and a few naked females on 4chan. When I look at them, I had many erections, and an urge to masturbate to the but I never acted on it.

But the more I don't start do it, I'm merely delaying the inevitable.

So starting from today whenever I see a picture on 4chan and if my dick gets hard, I'll get one of my three condoms, put that condom on that erect penis and start masturbating at that mage. It's a start, and since I'm going to be celibate for a long time, I might as well relive any sexual frustration I have built up since birth.

 

 
 

   
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I have read these replies and it was very entertaining reading your responses. Last saturday early in the morning (8/1/2009) I finally decided to masturbate for the first time. That was the time I have experienced my first orgasm through it and the semen flowing from my penis like it was urine for three seconds after the orgasm. All of that sexual frustration I had over the years was finally releved.

AND IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD. It was tso good that I did the same thing again on that Saturday evening and twice Sunday. From now on I'll masturbate at least once a week if not daily.

I'm finally relieved that I did it.

 

 
 

Otakon 2010

Jkid's first orgasm

Jkid wanted to cosplay at Otakon 2010, but since he's so poor, he could only afford a green cardboard mask so he posed as an Anon. Some real anons, seeing the desecration, gave out flyers like the one to the right, warning the public that Jkid is a future sex offender. Jkid also somehow managed to lose his mask. Jkid being Jkid, he managed to convince himself that it was actually stolen by a 4chan mod, and that there is a 4chan mod conspiracy out to get him because he's a nigger. His suspicions got confirmed when he was banned from /cgl/ for continiously accusing various mods of stealing his mask.

Jkid has better web design skills than Mike Sandy.

Otakon 2012

   
 
Jkid was fine for 95% of the weekend (including the Friday meet), but an hour before the /cgl/ meet on Saturday he turned super-paranoid. Real-life Dale Gribble stuff.

Snacks told me he was standing on the second floor looking over the meet when he got a text message: "RUN" Next thing he knows Jkid is SPRINTING up the fucking stairs towards him.

After that he always had his camera out, he was trying to read Snacks' phone over his shoulder, he tried following us when we left early, etc. We tried losing him but he caught up to us and asked "Where are we going?" and I had to be the one who said, "Uh, we?"
 


 
 

You can't make this shit up

Katsucon 2013

In February 2013, Jkid went to the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center to hold a panel about imageboard culture at Katsucon. It was a massive success.

Jkid at Katsucon - 1.jpg


Jkid at Katsucon - 2.jpg

Yotsuba Society

   
 
<~Jkid> Oh yeahm it's a project to preserve the chanverse.
 

 
 

In early 2011, Jkid had the great idea of creating a totally original site to document imageboard culture. He held a panel at an animu con about the site (which no one bothered attending, btw) and proceeded to register yotsubasociety.org and yschan.org, in hope of becoming the next moot. Jkid and his staff actually believe that "*chan culture the [sic] biggest sociological event in recent history" and that shutting down an imageboard without archiving it equates to murder. Seeing how Yotsuba Society only has gained around 8 staff members since spring 2011, and that only two of those staff members actually do anything at all, it's completely obvious that not even Jkid's own staff takes him seriously.

Accomplishments

As of August 2012, Jkid was kicked off his original web hosting for sending spam, so he moved to Network Solutions. Unfortunately for him, he chose a Windows server, and Network Solutions being the Jews they are, refuse to let him run PHP scripts unless he pays a fee.

But don't worry! Jkid, being a professional webmaster, rebuilt the entire site using Microsoft Word. Thus, you can continue to laugh at his incoherent ramblings while he attempts to lure /g/ into donating $1,000 for webhosting.

Conflict with 4chon

In May 2011, Jkid tried to scrape 4chon.net in order to "archive" (read: monetize) its content. However, he disregarded the fact that savetheinternet, the owner of 4chon, is a Jew. STI declined to allow archival of 4chon content unless Jkid pays for the bandwidth, which obviously wasn't an option since Jkid is a penniless loser.

Restless because of his OCD and autism, Jkid decided to engage in a smear campaign against savetheinternet, trying to convince people that STI, who is openly Jewish, is actually a white supremacist who only trolls niggers. He also tried playing the victim, deleting his site's content and claiming that it was hacked, and doing fake floods in his own IRC channel.

The smear campaign escalated to such levels in October 2011, that Jkid turned off his DNS servers and claimed that STI is DDoSing his sites.

   
 
ALL HANDS READ THIS! All Yotsuba Society websites including yschan.org are under a DDOS assault

This current DDOS is being perpetuated by known persistent troll who is a ircop and owner of datnode and admin of 4chon.net

That persistant troll is "savetheinternet" aka STI
 


 
 

—Jkid raging on his Twitter

Of course, Jews gonna jew, so savetheinternet decided to sue Jkid for $100,000/day unless the harassment and the smear campaign stop. The first court date is set to January 22. Unfortunately, since Jkid is poor and unemployed, he is not likely to have to pay anything, but he might end up as STI's slave.

Logs

<Jkid
<Code-Zombie> hi
<Jkid> Archduke decided to ban me from g/tv/ because of some old shit
<Jkid> Claiming that I'm creepy
<Jkid> Also he's a racist pig
<Code-Zombie> who the fuck is archduke
<Jkid> He's currently the Head Founder of #/g/tv
<Code-Zombie> remove'd ban
<Code-Zombie> dont be a cunt
<Jkid> Thanks
<Jkid> I wasn't
<Code-Zombie> good
<Jkid> Archduke is a fucking lier
<Jkid> That blog was actually made by STI and his pals from 4chon.net
<Jkid> I also have the original IRC logs with me as well
<Code-Zombie> who the fuck is archduke
<Code-Zombie> i dont even know
<Code-Zombie> is he leanpocket?
<Jkid> No
<Jkid> Archduke is just some generic troll
<Jkid> He's also a ban evader from gaia.com
<Jkid> He evaded his bans from the gaia forums 15 times due to repeated trolling.
<Code-Zombie> >gaia
<Code-Zombie> good
<Code-Zombie> i would do the same thing
<Code-Zombie> gaia forums are retarded
<Jkid> He's also a racist and a developmental ablist
<Code-Zombie> I couldnt give any less of a fuck if he's racist to be quite honest
<Jkid> He went on a racist tirade because he found out that I was black
<Code-Zombie> ANONYMITY ON THE INTERNET:
<Code-Zombie> NIGGER JOKES
<Code-Zombie> what else is new
<Jkid> So you think racism is funny?
<Jkid> Because you don't say it in real life?
<Code-Zombie> I do say it in real life
<Code-Zombie> i just dont say it to blacks
<Code-Zombie> because I dont go near blacks
<Code-Zombie> hahahahaha
<Code-Zombie> anyway
<Code-Zombie> stop being autistic
<Code-Zombie> the internet has race jokes
<Code-Zombie> deal with it
<Jkid> Sorry, I was diagnoised with autism by a professional doctor.
<Jkid> Not by self-dignosis
<Code-Zombie> wait you're actually autistic?
<Jkid> Yes
<Code-Zombie> oh god this just keeps getting better
<Jkid> Asperger's syndrome.
<Code-Zombie> so you're a troll?
<Code-Zombie> oh god
<Jkid> No
<Code-Zombie> yeah you're a troll
<Jkid> Archduke is
<Code-Zombie> 10/10
<Jkid> And you're acting like a fucking idiot
<Code-Zombie> how so
<Jkid> I have a completely different sense of humor than you.
<Code-Zombie> good
<Jkid> So do not pull any bullshit
<Code-Zombie> :|
<Code-Zombie> what
<Code-Zombie> what bullshit
<Code-Zombie> im not pulling bullshit
<Code-Zombie> im just being silly
<Jkid> Acting like a idiot
<Jkid> or being silly
<Code-Zombie> how am i acting like an idiot
<Code-Zombie> okay ill be 100% serious
<Code-Zombie> what now
<Jkid> Anyway Archduke pulled this crap because he thinks someone being black or having asperger's is a big deal.
<Jkid> He's making a big deal out me having asperger's.
<Code-Zombie> why do you even let anybody know you have the aspies or are black
<Code-Zombie> thats like me going on /b/ and saying i suck dicks
<Code-Zombie> and then getting mad when they make fun of me
<Jkid> I don't
<Jkid> They just figure it out
<Code-Zombie> how
<Code-Zombie> how could they possibly figure that out
<Jkid> Like they're psychics
<Code-Zombie> unless you told them
<Code-Zombie> lol
<Code-Zombie> no you told them somewhere
<Code-Zombie> and that was your mistake
<Jkid> Trust me they just figuredit out
<Code-Zombie> no 
<Code-Zombie> you must have told them
<Jkid> I can't explain
<Code-Zombie> or they found out from your facebook or some shit
<Jkid> I did not. Again, they just figured it out I had aspergers
<Jkid> My facebook is totally private
<Code-Zombie> how could they possibly just figure that out
<Jkid> It has nothing
<Code-Zombie> how
<Code-Zombie> thats totally illogical
<Jkid> Except for my real name and networks it has nothing
<Code-Zombie> i didnt directly mean facebook
<Code-Zombie> facebook being a general term for anything containing personal info
<Jkid> You can actually set your privacy settings on facebook to have as little info as possible
<Code-Zombie> stop
<Jkid> What will make you believe me that they just figure it out?
<Code-Zombie> prove it
<Code-Zombie> they cant just figure it out
<Code-Zombie> unless you told them
<Code-Zombie> or confirmed it
<Code-Zombie> <archduke> LOL DO YOU HAVE AUTISM?
<Code-Zombie> <jkid> yes
<Code-Zombie> did that happen?
<Jkid> A bunch of 4chan mods observed me during otakon 2010 during the /cgl/ meetup
<Code-Zombie> they couldnt just make something up and run with it unless you confirmed it
<Code-Zombie> oh christr
<Code-Zombie> well there you go
<Code-Zombie> what the fuck
<Jkid> They did not met me
<Code-Zombie> okay well fine
<Jkid> but they just looked at me
<Code-Zombie> they found out that way
<Code-Zombie> why are we even talking about this
<Jkid> Happy?
<Code-Zombie> okay you're an autistic negro
<Code-Zombie> what
<Jkid> Because of Archduke
<Code-Zombie> what do you want me to do
<Jkid> Problem is there nothing we can do. Archduke stole LeanPocket's head OP powers
<Code-Zombie> how did he steal it?
<Jkid> I do not know
<Code-Zombie> no
<Code-Zombie> he didnt steal it
<Code-Zombie> he gave it up
<Jkid> Why?
<Code-Zombie> temporarity or permanently
<Code-Zombie> you cant just steal admin on an irc chan
<Code-Zombie> i dont know
<Jkid> Why the hell leanpocket give a head op powers to a generic troll?
<Code-Zombie> what makes you think he's a troll?
<Jkid> Tanami knows a lot more about Archduke than I do
<Code-Zombie> what if he's just a huge douchebag
<Jkid> Ask him
<Jkid> Again Tanami knows more about Archduke than I do
<Jkid> He's also an honorary admin of the Yotsuba Society Boards
<Code-Zombie> i really really really like tan
<Code-Zombie> so im not going to let any of this just slide under the carpet
<Code-Zombie> but i would like to know why you care so much
<Code-Zombie> about what this motherfucker thinks
<Jkid> Because I got sucked into this bullshit by a bunch of 4chan mods who thought pranking me was funny
<Code-Zombie> well
<Code-Zombie> i guess it is
<Code-Zombie> so why do you care
<Code-Zombie> just ignore it and move on with your life
<Jkid> Because I do
<Code-Zombie> well dont care about it
<Code-Zombie> its nothing you should care about
<Jkid> Yeah, it won't stop idiots like him from spreading this bullshit everywhere
<Code-Zombie> what bullshit
<Code-Zombie> as far as I see, its just shit you've said or done
<Jkid> Bullshit like that blogspot link
<Code-Zombie> yeah thats what im refering to
<Code-Zombie> its just irc logs
<Jkid> What if I want to look for a job, and HR decides to google my name
<Code-Zombie> lol
<Code-Zombie> why
<Code-Zombie> the
<Code-Zombie> fuck
<Code-Zombie> are
<Code-Zombie> you
<Code-Zombie> making
<Code-Zombie> threads
<Code-Zombie> threats*
<Jkid> They're going to ask me a bunch of idiotic questions
<Code-Zombie> on
<Code-Zombie> irc
<Code-Zombie> linked
<Code-Zombie> to
<Code-Zombie> your
<Code-Zombie> real
<Code-Zombie> name
<Code-Zombie> you
<Code-Zombie> dumb
<Code-Zombie> nigger
<Code-Zombie> seriously
<Code-Zombie> its your own fucking fault
<Jkid> Seriosuly, it wasn't a real thread
<Code-Zombie> < Jkid> It hurts quite a bit to have your knees broken...
<Jkid> I did not actually said that
<Code-Zombie> thats a serious thing to say to somebody
<Jkid> It was actually doctor
<Code-Zombie> what did you actually say
<Code-Zombie> what
<Jkid> doctored by Archduke
<Code-Zombie> oh
<Code-Zombie> okay what did you actually say
<Jkid> Let me pull it up
<Jkid> (3:50:18 AM) Jkid: Archduke To show the true history behind the scenes of #4chan and true origins behind the site.
<Jkid> (3:50:30 AM) Archduke: I'll talk with you in the channel
<Jkid> (3:50:32 AM) Archduke: Not in PM
<Jkid> (3:50:33 AM) Archduke: <3
<Jkid> (4:05:20 AM) Jkid: OK, here's the deal. You send me everything you have about 4chan , the irc logs and the images and threads, and maybe I won't out you to your pals that you're underageb&
<Jkid> (4:05:50 AM) Jkid: and maybe I won't tell Gaia staff that you're a ban evader.
<Jkid> (4:08:20 AM) Archduke: What's this?
<Jkid> (4:09:04 AM) Jkid: You mentioned that you've been banned from Gaia 15 times right?
<Jkid> (4:09:20 AM) Jkid: I'm offering you a deal.
<Jkid> (4:10:00 AM) Jkid: You basically send me what you have about 4chan, the irc logs. The 20GB package of files straight to me.
<Jkid> (4:10:32 AM) Jkid: and I will not inform your pals at Gaia that you've been evading your ban.
<Jkid> (4:10:32 AM) Archduke: What's your address
<Jkid> (4:10:37 AM) Archduke: I'll mail them to you on DVDs
<Code-Zombie> irc logs on DVDs
<Jkid> (4:11:42 AM) Archduke: Jkid, did you know that blackmail is illegal?
<Jkid> (4:11:49 AM) Jkid: Mail them in DVDs? Why not upload them in sets. I'm willing to download them as long as it takes. I do not care how many days it takes to download the 20GB set. I don't care if I download a set per day.
<Jkid> (4:14:15 AM) Jkid: Blackmail is illegal if it deals with money.
<Jkid> (4:17:43 AM) Archduke: Hey Jkid 
<Jkid> (4:17:50 AM) Archduke: How about you suck my cock you little nigger
<Jkid> (4:17:56 AM) Archduke: Autistic people are the scum of the earth
<Code-Zombie> oh man
<Code-Zombie> actually
<Code-Zombie> blackmailing is illigal no matter what it is
<Jkid> Yeah, problem is that he can't do anything
<Jkid> He ban evades on gaia a lot and I need to get some leverage
<Code-Zombie> he wont give into your threats
<Jkid> I didn't want to give him my real address
<Code-Zombie> what
<Code-Zombie> why did you
<Jkid> Again, I did not give him my real address
<Code-Zombie> i see
<Code-Zombie> okay
<Code-Zombie> is it true you want to make money off the site?
<Jkid> Well, I'm interested in making money off the site via YSchan, like 4chan does. Making money out of visitors by people advertising on the imageboard
<Code-Zombie> alright
<Code-Zombie> thats fair enough
<Jkid> Ads ont he front page, wiki, archives, and imageboards
<Jkid> Nothing new
<Jkid> Archduke is making a big deal out of something that everyone does.
<Code-Zombie> is it true you threatened Michael Horowitz?
<Jkid> Bullshit
<Code-Zombie> Jkid yes i agree
<Code-Zombie> this blog is definetly very sensationlist
<Code-Zombie> but again
<Jkid> Besides Michael Horowitz is not the real name of STI
<Code-Zombie> you shouldnt be talking with people like archduke
<Jkid> Problem is that he talks to me
<Code-Zombie> THEN IGNORE HIM
<Code-Zombie> YOU DONT NEED TO BE IN COMMUNICATION WITH PEOPLE WHO CAUSE YOU PROBLEMS
<Jkid> Ignoring him will make people like him create blogs
<Code-Zombie> no
<Code-Zombie> NO
<Jkid> spreading bullshit
<Code-Zombie> THATS FUCKING STUPID THINKING
<Code-Zombie> NO
<Code-Zombie> YOU FUCKING RETARD
<Code-Zombie> TALKING TO HIMM WILL GIVE HIM MORE SHIT TO SPREAD ABOUT YOU
<Code-Zombie> JUST IGNORE HIM
<Code-Zombie> AND IT WILL DROP
<Jkid> I ignored STI for months, and he has routinely make harassing phone calls, fake posts about me,
<Code-Zombie> GOOD
<Code-Zombie> DID IT STOP?
<Code-Zombie> YES
<Jkid> No
<Code-Zombie> YES
<Code-Zombie> AND IF IT DIDNT
<Code-Zombie> ITS BECAUSE YOU KEPT TALKING TO HIM
<Jkid> STI got another oppotunity with archduke
<Code-Zombie> this is how you've painted yourself to me:
<Code-Zombie> you want all this bullshit attention
<Code-Zombie> thats why you keep coming back to it
<Code-Zombie> but you love being the victim
<Jkid> Trust me. In my experience, ignoring people will make people do shit to get attention.
<Code-Zombie> NO
<Code-Zombie> IGNORING PEOPLE MAKES IT STOP
<Code-Zombie> AND IF IT DOESNT
<Code-Zombie> YOU ARENT IGNORING THEM
<Jkid> Have you actually had experinece being bullied in real life?
<Code-Zombie> YES
<Code-Zombie> WHO THE FUCK HASNT
<Code-Zombie> IGNORING THEM = DONT GO NEAR THEM
<Jkid> No servere bullying
<Code-Zombie> DONT LET THEM COME NEAR YOU
<Jkid> No by the entire school
<Code-Zombie> THIS IS THE INTERNET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
<Code-Zombie> YOU
<Code-Zombie> DONT
<Code-Zombie> HAVE
<Code-Zombie> TO
<Code-Zombie> LET
<Code-Zombie> PEOPLE
<Code-Zombie> COMMUNICATE
<Code-Zombie> WITH
<Code-Zombie> YOU
<Code-Zombie> IF
<Code-Zombie> YOU
<Code-Zombie> DONT
<Code-Zombie> WANT
<Code-Zombie> THEM
<Code-Zombie> TO
<Jkid> I do not want to talk about this further
<Code-Zombie> FUCK YOU, SHIT FACE
<Jkid> Just shut up
<Code-Zombie> ITS BECAUSE IM RIGHT
<Code-Zombie> YOU DUMB NIGGER CUNT
<Code-Zombie> HOLY FUCK
<Jkid> Just shut up!
<Code-Zombie> STOP BEING SUCH A BABY VICTIM
<Code-Zombie> AND DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE
<Code-Zombie> CHRIST
<Code-Zombie> YOU'RE LIKE CHRIS-CHAN
<Code-Zombie> ONLY BLACK
<Jkid> I SAID SHUT UP. You're not the one dealing with major depression
<Code-Zombie> OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
<Code-Zombie> DHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
<Jkid> and taking two pills a day
<Code-Zombie> YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS A PIECE OF SHIT?
<Code-Zombie> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Code-Zombie> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Code-Zombie> OH GOD
<Jkid> Now you think major depression is is a joke
<Code-Zombie> YOU'RE FUCKING SERIOUS ARENT YOU?
<Code-Zombie> YOURE FUCKING SERIOUS?
<Code-Zombie> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON
<Code-Zombie> 20MG OF PROSAC?
<Jkid> Now you think major depression is is a joke?
<Code-Zombie> IVE BEEN PROFESSIONALY DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION YOU FUCK
<Jkid> Do you think major depression is is a joke
<Code-Zombie> NO I DONT THINK ITS A JOKE
<Code-Zombie> BUT YOU
<Jkid> I'm also was professionally diagnosed with major depression because of the bullshit I went through
<Code-Zombie> YOU STUPID VICTIMIZED PIECE OF SHIT
<Code-Zombie> YOU'RE TURNING IT INTO A CIRCUS ACT
<Code-Zombie> "OH EVERYBODY FEEL SORRY FOR ME I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ASPBERGERS OH BOO FUCKING HOO"
<Code-Zombie> MAN THE FUCK UP, YOU PUSSY
<Code-Zombie> NOBODY GIVES A FLYING NIGGERCUNT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MENTAL CONDITION YOU HAVE
<Jkid> CONGRATS FOR KNEEJERK ADVICE IDIOT
<Jkid> DONT SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
<Code-Zombie> NO
<Code-Zombie> YOU LISTEN HERE, NIGGER
<Code-Zombie> DONT JUST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF WHEN IM TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP YOU
<Code-Zombie> THIS ISNT KNEEJERK ADVICE
<Code-Zombie> ITS THE FUCKING WORDS
<Code-Zombie> YOU
<Code-Zombie> DONT
<Code-Zombie> WANT
<Code-Zombie> TO 
<Code-Zombie> HEAR
<Jkid> It's is
<Code-Zombie> BECAUSE YOU LIKE ALL THIS SHIT
<Code-Zombie> YOU WANT THIS DRAMA
<Code-Zombie> YOU LIKE YOUR DEPRESSION
<Jkid> When I tried to seek help, I get all this bullshit advice
<Code-Zombie> YOU THINK IM BULLSHITTING?
<Jkid> man up, depression is nothing, deal with it.
<Code-Zombie> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
<Jkid> you can do it
<Code-Zombie> YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?
<Code-Zombie> FUCK YOU
<Jkid> then all the optomistic bullshit
<Code-Zombie> PILLS WONT MAKE YOU ANY BETTER
<Jkid> Well it did
<Code-Zombie> ITS IN YOUR HEAD, MOTHERFUCKER
<Code-Zombie> ITS IN
<Code-Zombie> YOUR HEAD
<Code-Zombie> IM NOT MAKING THIS HORSECOCK UP
<Code-Zombie> IF YOU WANT TO BE DEPRESSED
<Code-Zombie> YOU WILL BR
<Code-Zombie> BE*
<Jkid> It stopped me from having all these suicidal thoughts in my head for over a year.
<Code-Zombie> IF YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKERS TO MAKE BLOGS ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A CUNT YOU ARE, ITS GOING TO HAPPEN
<Code-Zombie> YEAH, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS
<Jkid> and it's "all in your head", congrats for being ignorant 
<Code-Zombie> OH NO, MOMMY DIDNT BUY ME AN ECKBXOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS
<Code-Zombie> IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
<Jkid> I don't think you have depression
<Code-Zombie> OH OKAY THEN ALL THESE DOCTORS ARE JUST WRONG.
<Code-Zombie> SURE OKAY
<Jkid> Then tell me why you have depression?
<Code-Zombie> WHY?
<Code-Zombie> FUCK IF I KNOW
<Code-Zombie> NOBODY KNOWS WHY
<Code-Zombie> I HAVE SEASONAL DEPRESSION
<Code-Zombie> I JUST GET DEPRESSED AROUND WINTER TIME
<Code-Zombie> WHY ARE YOU DEPRESSED?
<Code-Zombie> DADDY DIDNT LOVE YOU?
<Jkid> I'm not telling you about it, primarly because your type is different than mine.
<Jkid> and you treat you'
<Code-Zombie> my type?
<Code-Zombie> what do you mean
<Code-Zombie> what do you mean, my type?
<Jkid> your's like it's nothing.
<Code-Zombie> :|
<Code-Zombie> no i'd like to fucking hear it
<Code-Zombie> why
<Code-Zombie> are 
<Code-Zombie> you
<Code-Zombie> depressed
<Code-Zombie> go.
<Jkid> Sorry, I've wasted enough time
<Code-Zombie> no
<Code-Zombie> you havent
<Code-Zombie> tell me why
<Jkid> The more I talk about it, the more idiotcy you're going to pull.
<Code-Zombie> you're just going to go back to whining to archduke and his cronies
<Code-Zombie> and then complain to people like me when they write shit about you
<Code-Zombie> what the fuck
<Code-Zombie> do you think is going to happen
<Code-Zombie> no, i'd honestly like to know why you think you're depressed
<Code-Zombie> i take 4 pills a day
<Code-Zombie> I have a terminal desease
<Code-Zombie> but i manage to be a happy motherfucker on the internet
<Code-Zombie> and people like me
<Code-Zombie> why the fuck cant you
<Jkid> I'm not you.
<Code-Zombie> what makes you so special that everyone needs to victimize you?
<Code-Zombie> well no shit
<Jkid> Not everyone is the same
<Code-Zombie> but what are you doing
<Code-Zombie> that makes everyone hate you?
<Code-Zombie> maybe you should stop that
<Jkid> Nothing, 
<Code-Zombie> bullshit
<Code-Zombie> people dont just hate you for no reason
<Jkid> It's just that people figure out that I'm weird
<Code-Zombie> you're doing something
<Code-Zombie> well what are you doing thats weird
<Code-Zombie> threatening people on the internet?
<Code-Zombie> yeah i'd make fun of you too
<Jkid> I'm not going to talk about this further
<Code-Zombie> why
<Code-Zombie> why not
<Code-Zombie> because you dont want to hear that Im right?
<Code-Zombie> you dont want to change your stance on your lifestyle?
<Code-Zombie> you dont want to GET HELP?
<Code-Zombie> im not saying that what i tell you will help you
<Code-Zombie> but holy fuck
<Code-Zombie> what you're doing now certianly isnt
<Code-Zombie> being a gigantic douchebag on the internet isnt really helping you much
<Code-Zombie> i know your type
<Code-Zombie> "bawww i have aspbergers why do people hate me"
<Code-Zombie> "guys i have depression its not my fault!"
<Code-Zombie> people hate
<Code-Zombie> HATE
<Code-Zombie> haaaaaaaate
<Code-Zombie> victims
<Code-Zombie> or rather
<Code-Zombie> people hate people who try to play themselves off as the victim
<Code-Zombie> and that seems to be your entire life
<Code-Zombie> nobody is going to bend over backward to meet your needs
<Code-Zombie> so telling them you have conditions isnt going to change that
<Code-Zombie> now 
<Code-Zombie> here is the best life advice you will ever get in your entire existance
<Code-Zombie> DEAL w/ IT
<Jkid> Congrats for saying "deal with it", without telling me HOW
<Code-Zombie> you want to know how?
<Code-Zombie> stop being such a fucking victim
<Code-Zombie> about everything
<Code-Zombie> dont tell people you have depression
<Jkid> I don't
<Code-Zombie> you told me, didnt you?
<Jkid> primiarly because of people giving stupid advice that only works for them
<Jkid> like you
<Code-Zombie> :|
<Code-Zombie> it doesnt work for you
<Code-Zombie> BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT IT TO WORK
<Code-Zombie> BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN YOU ARE NO LONGER BEING THE VICTIM
<Code-Zombie> THAT WOULD MEAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ASSHATTERY
<Code-Zombie> <Jkid> I SAID SHUT UP. You're not the one dealing with major depression
<Code-Zombie> >you're not the one dealing with major depression
<Code-Zombie> RIGHT
<Code-Zombie> FUCKING
<Code-Zombie> THERE
<Code-Zombie> you're flaunting it
<Code-Zombie> like its a big flag that says "HEY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IM DEPRESSED"
<Code-Zombie> HEY I DONT HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN MY SOCIAL LIFE, I HAVE ASPBERGERS
<Code-Zombie> you know what?
<Code-Zombie> you need to stop thinking that way
<Code-Zombie> you need to think
<Code-Zombie> well shit, i have aspbergers
<Code-Zombie> better go make some friends
<Code-Zombie> and
<Code-Zombie> Well shit, i'm depressed
<Code-Zombie> better try to deal with it
<Code-Zombie> instead of just sitting in a corner complaining about it like its a giant tumor that will never go away
<Code-Zombie> so i say again
<Code-Zombie> DEAL
<Code-Zombie> WITH
<Code-Zombie> IT

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