Joe Somebody, AKA Chuggo Lite, is the latest in a long list of failed white rappers. Although much fail has already been propagated by race-confused youth in this genre, Joe manages to take it to a whole new level. Hailing from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia, Joe mangles the English language like few people can.
Joe was an up and coming rap juggernaut. He had the whole world at his feet. Armed with a Myspace, a microphone from Walmart, and a karaoke machine, Joe was tearing up the Internets with his sick ass beats. As his success skyrocketed, Joe decided to make an account over at letsbeef.com. He uploaded a few of his dope jams, and occasionally entered into rap "battles" with some of the other users on the site. One day tragedy struck, though, as another wigger from Ottawa openly "dissed" Joe. Despite all of his big talk about "blowing holes" in peoples' chests, and throwing them "in da ocean," when it came right down to it, it turned out that Joe was just a big giant shit-talking pussy. He never returned to letsbeef.com from that day forward.
Joe's Big Break
Last Thursday, a YouTube user named just happened to come across one of Joe's awesome spits on an obscure little video hosting site. He immediately recognized the immense talent in this incredible artist, and quickly re-upped the video onto his YouTube channel. Needless to say, ever since that day, everyone that's come across Joe's video has been floored by this living, breathing, hip-hop powerhouse.
— Joe Somebody
- Joe Somebody's Facebook Fanpage
- Another Joe Somebody Facebook Fanpage
- Joe's Twitter account follow Joe Somebody! Chea.
- ronery. Only three friends. So
- His ourstage.com account
- His letsbeef.com account
- His pandora.com account
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