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On Monday the 20th of September 2010 (or not), rugby league tough guy Joel Monaghan and his teammates went out to some clubs to celebrate the end of a season by getting pissed rotten. After a bit of dressup fun, they all headed to the house of an absent teammate who owned a labrador which Joel knew had been especially trained to enjoy licking human genitals. Downing a few, and just as a joke, Joel decided to show them the dog's special training. After he pulled his own pants down to enjoy the paws that refresh, a couple of teammates decided to give him a hound in reaching infamy by taking photos and later circulating them. They eventually reached some particularly retarded leftard who posted them under the name of a politician. The timing of this narrative doesn't make sense so is probably invented bullshit, see 'Timeline' below on that.
Oh, the Bestiality
Stupid reporter gets wet from viewing the photo, can't get it out of her mind, who should be shocked?
Joel Monaghan is now an ex-NRL player for the time being and confirmed dingo-mongler, who has joined the prestigious ranks of John Hopoate and Julian O'Neill by stirring the ever-flowing pot of lulz that is rugby league. In late 2010 a photo began circulating on the internets of a dog retrieving a different kind of ball from this dingomongler. Thankfully for Jason Akermanis it wasn't a that's a whole different story.
Might be More Acceptable with a Farm Animal
—Michael Linke, RSPCA
Leftard twat broke the story via TwitPic as some kind of lame propaganda, and old media are shitting themselves in envy. He claimed the act had been necessary to highlight the issue of animal cruelty, and that he obtained the photograph from a 'friend', who said it had been circulating around ACT rugby league circles for 'the last two weeks or so'.
He also claims to possess other photos of Monaghan, doing God-knows-what with helpless animals. The furries await these with bated breath. The Partyvan is also after fake WyattRoyMP for doing it in a lame attempt to defame a relatively innocent politician.
The Taiwan Treatment
The channel formerly known as Apple News does a slightly inaccurate but lovely job.
He loves 'em and leaves 'em.
Joel intends to head for the UK to wait out his 'disgrace'. Plox start practising the doggy noises Super League fans. Leeds followers are already calling him 'Lassie' and 'Rex' in debates on recruitment.
Timeline Does Not Add up
The claim was that this event happened on 'Mad Monday', a post-season celebration where 'the boys' are expected to act up, so providing something of an excuse (hey, it's Mad Monday, getting a hound to lick my dong is kind of natural). This doesn't make sense. The animal shot was taken some time in the afternoon, cosplay scenes at the local club are probably not really from the same day, and he wouldn't have still been standing too much longer after the dog day afternoon if he'd been as drunk as the official story has it. A recent press article slyly hinted that the doggy lulz really happened on Friday the 17th of September, not 'Mad Monday'.
Monaghan is said to have been inspired by the exploits of fellow rugger bugger Phil Kearns, widely reputed to have been involved in a similar incident in 2003 (comments on this are being taken down everywhere at time of writing), with video taken by his wife (OMG, what a bugger).
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