Chief Scilon of all New York, and the product of a century-long experiment in serial incest, John Carmichael possesses OT powers that can detect the smell of vagina from miles away. It is speculated that this allows him to avoid the company of strong women who might distract him from his serious love of young men and buttsex. Since the beginning of Project Chanology, Anonymous in New York City have reduced John Carmichael from a cross-dressing, crackhead public relations nightmare to the kind of moron you only find on television shows like Looney Toons, Futurama or Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cross-Dressing Extravaganza.
In late May of 2008, an ex-member of the Office of Special Affairs let loose the following facts about John Carmichael and the lulz that ensued from trolling him about it were endless...in fact, they continue to this day.
- John is a cross-dresser! This got found out after a Scientologist tried to pick John up in a dive-bar and found out "Carmina" had a cock.
- As a Scientologist, John makes no "real money" so his wife supports him as a "kept man"
- John is currently disconnected from his son, who is rumored to enjoy an "alternate lifestyle"
- John cannot join the Sea Organization because he is a former drug addict
Pussyman On Film!
John Carmichael Circa February 2008...
...and then five months later.
Carmichael should consider just going ahead
and letting his freak flag fly. He might not be so
obsessed with other people's sex lives and genitalia if he did.
Carmichael, with a mug that scares small children
John Carmichael smells pussy...do you?
This video has a guest appearance by John Carmichael (circa 1997).
(It is otherwise unrelated to Carmichael entirely, and is not very LULZy.)
Scroll ahead to the 6:00 minute mark to see John using CoS OT powers
to confront & shatter suppression (i.e., trying but failing to ignore protesters entirely).
Gallery of the Now
John's contemporaries talk about him...