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Jorge Serrano, AKA "Starbucks Boy," is a homosexually repressed, violent, bull-baiting young Scientologist from Clearwater who made an ass out of himself on the Internets on January 17, 2009. On this infamous day, young Mexican (or "Giorgio," as he calls himself on MySpace) attacked Anonymous characters as they enturbulated some local Scilons. His golden verbal lashings included "EWE WANNA FUCK!!?" and "Why don't you all go have an orgy, and, go fuck yourselves." Sissipated, faggot-like, "little girl with a PMS problem"-esque attempts to slap Anons' cameras were also made to which they responded "I'm pressing charges."
The Clearwater PD instructed the $cilon to STFU, to which Jorge replied "NO U." At that point the law was explained to him and he walked the walk of shame all the way back to Scilonville to the shouts of "Don't feed the troll!"
He was later doxed when a Clearwater Anon spotted him, and noticed that Jorge's name was tattooed on his arm (so he wouldn't forget it).
In light of his failure, he has recently been promoted to David Miscavige's 3rd favorite piece of ass.
A Family Tradition
Jorge's parents are both OT-8s and "active members of the Clearwater community." They are veritable slaves to $cientology
Infinity: An Ode to Epic Starbucks Boy
Clearwater Anon lady sings a sweet song to Epic Starbucks Boy.
—from the Clearwater Anonymous cell