Joseph Kony is a US presidential candidate for the upcoming 2012 elections (Kony 2012), in the process avoiding paying a single cent for a viral publicity camapaign that overshadows that of most GOP candidates. Formulating a plan to unite both jungle-bunnies and trendies (as both are unwashed, illiterate organ bags) under his regime, this hero adopts niglets in the festering shithole known as Uganda. He single-handedly employed thousands of youth, teaching them lifelong lessons and redeemed their local economy, something the past couple of US Administrations couldn't achieve. He has the confidence and the will to also turn our struggling economy around. Kony has efficaciously utilized various social media platforms, and the dim-witted Americans that come with them so that he may, in the words of out of work iMovie expert and convicted cock-beater Jason Russell, escalate to celebrity status.
Only until March 6, 2012 did much word get out about this man because some JewTube video goes viral and all the hipster fags got hold of it. The video became viral among shit-witted, fat Americans who think that by watching a 30-minute video made by a highly rapeable douchebag hipster, it will automatically make them an expert on African politics and a social activist. They also think that just by donating and buying the movie they're going to better the lives of poor, starving child soldiers in Uganda. The truth is they are paying off Jason's mortgage and rehab bills and the couple of hundred bucks that do manage to make their way to Africa pay off competing armies that also employ thousands of child soldiers. So much for integrity, eh?
Tl;dr, we're going to lynch a black man, but this time we made commemorative t-shirts.
- The following video is infested with propaganda. If you are sensitive, you may be vulnerable to the brainwashing seen in this video and it could turn you into a Kony-drone.
- This shit is half an hour long. Too long; didn't watch: Hipster goes to Uganda, finds niglet victim, tells his son, tries to tell the world about Kony. Apparently on 4/20 to celebrate Hitler's birthday and weed (not forgetting an hero day, assuming this is a secret mass suicide attempt), these hipsters will spam the world IRL with "Kony 2012" as if anybody actually gives a shit.
- Between 25:00 and 25:30 on the video you will see a lot of OBEY messages. Funny, huh?
Invisible Children Scam
What most people don't know is that the Invisible Children organization "apparently" made to take down Joseph Kony is a complete fucking scam. The money that IC earns from their propaganda machine is only donated to Uganda at less than 32% while the rest of the money is kept to themselves.
In reality, IC is just a money-making scam and Kony will continue to employ his genius political tactics in Uganda, for the good of all the people there. IC spent more money making that shit documentary than they have in Blackistan. Jewgle "Invisible Children scam", your search results will be flooded with proof of IC's faggotry.
On Dickipedia, the website thats supposed to be TRUE and HONEST and without bias, they claim that Invisible Children is a non profit organization. Hilariously, the page is blocked from editing, due to "vandalism." I guess Jimbo finally got his money after all.
In 2006 a reporter manages to find Kony in one year while the Ugandan and US Militaries have yet to find him. This video shows that most allegations IC and many other fucktards have made were complete propaganda so it could slow this man's progress of rebelling against the government. Joseph Kony and his army fight for freedom and are innocent men.
Founder of Invisible Children and known hipster-christfag Jason Russell was arrested on March 15th 2012 in San Diego for vandalizing cars, public drunkenness and public masturbating. He was in his underwear running through the street, begging for cock while spanking it at oncoming traffic. Was it any surprise to know where all that donation money went to? And as one could guess, 4chan and Reddit had a field day laughing at his misfortune. Realfags were also impressed with his supple, donkey-punchable physique.
—Invisible Children's CEO Ben Keesey doing damage control
Super Kony Fighter 2: Electric Boogaloo
After Jason sacrificed his cock to beat Kony by spreading his invisible children across the San Diego pavement, the evil Kony returned to get revenge. Jason's butt buddy Ben embarked on a quest to stop that fiend Kony and free his
paid workers slaves. To summarise the video, Ben spouts some bullshit about the UN agreeing to uphold the "Responsibility to Protect" which states that all humans on the planet have rights, which includes sub-human scum like Niggers and Jews, and that their rights should be protected. The rest of the video features the creation of the campaign, the progress that has been made and what we can do to stop the violence of the LRA.
Because most supporters of this program "Invisible Children" are gullible retards, they are an excellent target for trolling. The message attempting to be pushed is "Kony 2012" which Amerifags usually associate with supporting of a candidate in a Presidential election.
- In Kony support video comments or on Facebook post "KONY FOR PRESIDENT" for further lulz.
- Link Kony-drones that spam their pointless protest garbage to this page.
- Post any image from the gallery below to Facebook or Twitter.
- Tweet #teamkony, #freekony, #voteforkony, etc.
- Respond to "KONY 2012" shit-posters with "HITLER 1945" or "OSAMA 2001". #Hitler1945 #Osama2001
- Post lulzy song remixes regarding Joseph Kony anywhere and sit back and enjoy.
- Say that you want to get a hold of Kony so you can find out how he gets a niglet to do all that work.
- i think kony 2012 is a pretty cool guy. eh kidnaps niglets and doesn't afraid of anything.
- I think its safe to say Rucka Rucka Ali has read this article.
[+]The Fresh Prince of Uganda
Apparently Jason Russell was mad because he couldn't get any throbbing ginger cawk from the king of gays, Robotnik, and threw a hissyfit.
- Official website, complete with hipster bullshit design.
- Hipster behind "Invisible children" Jason Russell arrested for masturbating in public
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