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WARNING!This article contains Niggers!
Chikins is an addictive fast food product invented by white supremacist and Confederate civil war hero Colonel Harland David Sanders for his Kentucky Fried Chikins franchise -an American restaurant responsible for the deaths of Niggers and fat people.
KFC was established at least 100 years ago by the fat, old redneck as a cleverly disguised American homage to Hitler's Jew killing ovens, a plan to eradicate niggerkind. To do this, he used the cheapest meat available (chicken), seasoned it with 11 Herbs and Spices then fried it in artery clogging saturated fats. The result was nigger bait that when eaten, resulted in death by diabeetus. He is the man responsible for KFC as we know it today.
KFC (Kentucky Fucked Cunt) is a place where niggers can "hang out" after school. Most people like KFC because of their family friendly commercials, but if you would like to know the truth about KFC's chicken beating, beak pulling off, scalding alive ways, then fuck off, as the chicken is going to be always deliciously abused.
Delicious KFC is made of sugar, spice and everything nice. Before Colonel Sanders put chicken in a bucket they used to put it in a suitcase. This was very impractical however, and a nigger carrying a suitcase is not practical unless he is, in fact, carrying it for you hence the chicken-in-buckets paradigm that prevails to this day. Revisionist fried chicken historians such as David Starkey have sought to challenge the bucket paradigm but have failed miserably and have been subject to much pwnage by the Colonel who is still alive and sharing a two-bedroom flat in Argentina with Hitler, Eva Braun and Gregory Peck.
History of Niggers and Chicken
Before tackling KFC itself, look at the context. Why is it that niggers absolutely love chicken so much, to the point of what can be considered a drug epidemic?
Ever since the beginning of history the chicken had been the eternal companion of the nigger. This was because chicken was cheap, juicy, very low-maintenance (they eat shit, worms, watermelon seeds and leftover grain) and can produce free food in the form of eggs. The flesh of the chicken was powerful enough to stimulate the nigger's taste buds like a dose of cocaine. Compare taking care of chickens to what the White Man must endure in raising cattle and other kinds of mammalian livestock. Beef, the food of the white man, is extremely expensive, you need huge pastures and ranches, vaccines for the over 9000 diseases they can catch, they produce lots of methane, and need 24/7 supervision just so they don't die from mad cow disease. In other words lots of work, and fact: Niggers absolutely hate work.
When slavery came and civilized the niggers the benevolent plantation owners allowed the niggers to raise their own chicken. Niggers can't eat beef, but because chicken is so damn cheap, low maintenance and addictive to niggers, the plantation owners allowed it. After all, it's better and more cost-cutting for the nigger to be able to feed himself. Niggers fed the chicken, chickens fed the niggers. The entire concept of "Soul Food" was founded on the symbiotic relationship between the nigger and his chicken. Until now the instinctual desire of the nigger for chicken hasn't changed, especially when KFC was invented and accelerated his dependency on chicken by a thousandfold by mixing chicken with saturated fats and drugs for a lethal nigger-killing concoction..
The Origins of KFC
Noone knows when, why, or how KFC was first spawned, but some argue that it was created by the
Jews to cover up the WTC 'mystery' Mormons with a mysterious and unspecified amount of spices.
Likewise, no one can be sure of just what the elusive name means. Several attempts have been made to explain it, but few are lulzworthy.
- Killing For Cash
- Kangaroos Fucking Children
- Kentucky Faggots' Crap
- Kentucky Fried Chicken
Contents of KFC
It is well known by the FBI, CIA and Oprah that KFC is a deadly amalgamation composed of super awesome shit. The seven so-called herbs and spices are in fact flour, marijuana, santorum, methylated spirits, shower mold, LSD, Jonathan Megnauth's testicles and breasts amputated from cancer patients.
The exact recipe for KFC is chicken + ???? x Niggers = Profit. The"????" represents the Colonel's Special Blend Of Herbs And Spices that keeps customers coming back for moar moar moar. What is this legendary recipe? Sadly we will never know, because Colonel Sanders went senile and forgot to write it down, so the secret died with him.
Here is a recording of trained FBI interrogators trying to get the Colonel to crack:
Recently KFC has been changing some of their food to "healthier" food. They got rid of the old chicken strips, for the classic strips. Now they have "Kentucky Grilled Chicken", which isn't delicious because it's "healthy."
Of course, despite KFC's efforts, people still insist on eating unhealthy fried chicken, some to the point of nearly killing themselves, as seen in this video:
—-Fat nigger mom, at 0:48
Crimes Against Humanity
This devious organization has plotted for generations to destroy American Negro, as it is a well known fact that niggers love stuffing chicken in their baboon mouths. Do not attempt to get between a porch monkey and their chicken without consulting your Nigger Manual.
- Footage of Niggers In The Event of A KFC Shortage
- Black person
- Chicken (Subservient)
- Chicken (Unseasoned)
- Fast food
- KFC Double Down
- Not Racist
No chikin mcnuggatz? THA'S WACIS'
- A nigger is so desperate for chicken wings he threatens to stab his brother
- PETA trolls KFC
- Chicken in a Drawer
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