Kanadajin

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Kanadajin is a Jblogger from Toronto,Canada who makes videos about Japan. Her full name is Miranda Constable, but as a full-blooded weeb she denies her birth and insists she's just "Mira." She named her channel kanadajin3 so she could call herself "kanadajin-san," because she still doesn't know how to use Japanese honorifics. She is based out of Tokyo and has been living there continuously since 2011.

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Early days

Whatever it takes to win an argument

Mira claims she is from Toronto but has said numerous times on her Facebook, Blog, Twitter and in the comments and on videos that she was born in Northern Ontario, in a tribal village that is too small to fit on a map. She used to have a video showing her audience footage of how she and her family used to have to survive by killing wildlife but she has taken down the video due to numerous complaints she received from PETA noobs. Her dad is a drug addict and her mom drank heavily while pregnant, which resulted in Mira's fetal alcohol syndrome features.

Moving to Japan

Mira moved to Japan with her boyfriend who she then married in Japan. She started off making long, non-edited boring videos where she ranted about her mother-in-law and gave tips on living in Japan for retarded people such as "Look both ways when you cross the street." Her YouTube channel started to gain viewers when she rode the coattails of a more popular jblogger, Sharla in Japan. She loves Japan totez much so when her husband needed to leave the country for his job, she divorced him and stayed in Japan. She took on the job of kyabakura hostess, where she whored herself out to Japanese men in exchange for expensive clothing and accessories, which she brags about constantly in an attempt to detract from her hideous face.


Personality

"Miranda" isn't Japanese enough

More Japanese than Canadian

More Japanese than Canadian

Miranda insists her name is just Mira, despite her full name being said in videos with her ex-friend, Sharla. She's actually more Japanese than Canadian.

No foreign culture allowed... except her

And she doesn't like foreigners bringing their culture into her Japan, despite the fact that she's an inbred white girl and half her videos are rants about Japanese people doing things the "wrong way." But it's okay for her to say that, because she's Japanese. She's even fluent in the language.

All fluent

She knows perfect Japanese except for writing, reading, and speaking. Her Japanese is so bad that Japanese viewers have to ask each other to translate her Japanese.

Her dream is to be a housewife in Japan and have Japanese babies. The babies will be so Japanese that she's stated repeatedly she'll refuse to let them learn English since "It's not needed."

Until pictures of her second husband were leaked by a former friend on the website Pretty Ugly Little Liar, Mira told everyone she's single so she can keep reliving her kyabakura days, sucking Japanese dick for Burberry and Louis Vuitton knockoffs. She still tells everyone she's single, and whenever anyone mentions anything about her husband she bursts into ragemode and threatens to call the cops or lawyers.

Extreme narcissism and fake accounts

Deleting posts

Mira deletes almost every negative comment, constructive criticism, and difficult questions from her youtube and facebook. She keeps small criticisms here and there so that her unaware followers don't get suspicious.

Too stupid for words
And here's the lawyer talk, right on time

It's widely known that like a dumbfuck Mira makes fake accounts on every website that talks about her in order to argue with anyone who disagrees with anything she's ever said. After posting pictures of her husband, Mira immediately edited her own ED page three times removing them, and when that failed she posted "damage control" to her twitter claiming LOL THAT WAS MY EX HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY RIGHT GUYS BECAUSE HE'S MY EX NOT MY HUSBAND. She continues to try to delete the page written about her on ED and replace it with her accomplishments and video upload schedule.



Posting herself on reddit
Being warmly welcomed on reddit

Other fake accounts include /u/kakunin on reddit, made specifically to post her new videos immediately after uploading. But the only thing /r/japan hates more than jbloggers are jbloggers named kanadajin, and being the extremely transparent shit-filled paper bag she is, everyone immediately knew what she was doing and downvoted the everloving shit out of her.

Her sockpuppet ways were first revealed through the website Pretty Ugly Little Liar. Most of her hilarious attempts at defending herself can be found there. She also posts all her new video uploads to 2ch in an attempt to find more Japanese male followers she can whore out to.

Fuck China

No morals

Like a true sociopath, Mira actually has no opinions. She says whatever she thinks will get her the most attention or followers at the time. Her current mode of operation is "extreme conservative", in order to woo the Japanese right-wing neto-uyo. These opinions consist of:

  • Kill all the whales
  • Fukushima never hurt anyone
  • Comfort women are a lie
  • Women's places are in the home, and any woman who doesn't cook and become a mother is literally Hitler
  • China is also Hitler


Translations don't mean you actually have to TRANSLATE something

Fighting with her "fans"

Mira defending Sam Pepper

Mira has carefully cultivated a reputation as a retarded mother badger who defends every sentence out of her mouth with blind rage. She's so dedicated to winning an argument that she will contradict herself many times over in desperate attempts to refute the newest accusation. Anyone who disagrees gets insulted, and then reported to the police for harassment.

Mira's current strategy is to claim that every negative comment about anyone online is something that should be reported to the police. She got into fights with her twitter followers after defending Sam_Pepper from criticism, saying people should just report him to the police and stop criticizing him online. She often says now whenever anything is mentioned about her life that she's terrified for her safety. This is in stark contrast to her previous philosophy, where she uploaded videos against anyone who criticized her (now all deleted). This includes the audio from a fight she had with her current husband, which she claimed to be domestic violence.

"Even though you're Caucasian, you have a small, cute nose. (*^^*)" "Even though you're Japanese, you're fucked up in the head. Too bad."


One previous video was dedicated completely to a single "crazy hater" of hers. She revealed the full name of the person who criticized her, belittled her for approximately ten minutes, and then defended her video (now deleted) in the comments. Update: After obsessing over her ED article, she unprivatized her video in a horribly stupid attempt to try to prove this article wrong. This is a prime example of her doing anything to try to win a new argument, even though it contradicts everything else she's been saying.


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Mira in disguise
She famous guise


After reaching 80,000 subscribers on YouTube she declared that she's famous, and now she walks around outside in disguise so that she won't be recognized (because she fears for her safety).





Rise to Notoriety

Mira survives on YouTube by giving her videos attention grabbing names with a weird (often misleading) thumbnail. Her videos are often titled with some grabbing line, such as "CRAZY JAPANESE CANDY" or, "JAPANESE ARE STUPID?!?". This has allowed her to become e-famous without the effort of making interesting videos. She first gained a bit of negative attention on the site Pretty Ugly Little Liars, where a user posted a thread to ask what the fuck was Mira's deal. The thread expanded as other users speculated on her attitude, as well as her ignorance on the topics she insisted on teaching others. After Mira caught wind of the thread, she decided to do the wise thing by making about a dozen sockpuppets to defend her asshole. Now, one thing that stands out about Mira is that she has hilariously bad spelling and grammar. She consistently misspells the same words, in a way that makes her writing style one of a kind. What Mira failed to realize at the time was that most people know know how to spell at her age. This made her sockpuppet accounts easily recognizable. Oops. Aside from generally making an ass out of herself, it was also noted that Mira threw other Jbloggers, many of whom were her friends, under the bus to alleviate the attention from herself. This caused some drama within the weeb community, as Kanadajin had also been sending her little weeb friends harassing messages through sockpuppet accounts on other sites.


Rachel & Jun Drama

"Our" ancestors.
After the sockpuppet accounts were outed by a PULL admin, a different Jblogger, Rachel & Jun, decided to share their own experiences with Mira.
Mira showing off her smartness level.
Rachel and Jun Exposing Video


As shown in the video, Mira is not the sharpest tool in the shed. One thing in particular that stand out about the sockpuppets is that she frequently accuses Rachel of marrying her husbando for a visa. HMMMMMMMMM. Much of Mira's attacks on other weeaboos were done to draw attention away from herself, so there's no doubt that this reflects on her personally. Mira met her Japanese ex-husband in Canada, moved to grorious Nippon with him, then divorced him when he wanted to get a job overseas. Gee wiz, Mira, projecting much?

Mira made her own response video where she tried to be so confusing and abstract that no one would be able to figure out if she was admitting to anything or not. Unfortunately, she couldn't stop herself from looking like a psychopath.

Mira's Response


Kanadajin then deleted all videos she used to have other bloggers in and any pictures of her old friends. She continued to upload new videos regardless of the large number of thumbs down from angry fans and haters. She went on ignoring the drama and blocking anyone who dare to talk about it.

Sharla Drama

The Jblogger "Sharla in Japan", another weeb bitch, also cut off contact with Kanadajin3 suddenly a week before the Rachel drama started. Sharla was friends with Mira for 3 years and started her YouTube career shortly before Mira did, but didn't become noticed till her and Mira started making "Japanese snack fun" videos together. Sharla's channel became more famous as she made a video about Japanese condom ice cream, where she sprayed white ice cream all over herself that looked like cum.

She posted on her Twitter that Mira had been talking shit about her and that Mira is a "bitch" and "wasn't a real friend" that she just "felt sorry for her". Mira attempted to contact Sharla on Twitter to act like ignorant cunt and ask why she was being blocked, but Sharla refused to answer with anything other than "you know why". Rawr.

After Sharla dropped Kanadajin from her friends list, Kanadajin's views and subs went down drastically so she started making semi-sexual videos of the most boring shit. She also attempted to turn things around by acting like a victim. She now cries everynite about how her life is in danger, and refuses to let her "friends" appear in her videos in order to "protect their identities." In reality, the truth is she has none because her love of burning bridges is unending.

Continuing anonymous attacks

Now ostracized from her own community, her anger and desperation is redoubled and she continues trying to find ways to anonymously sabotage others while making herself look better. This includes editing her own ED page to remove the negative comments about herself, replacing them with dates and accomplishments, while adding obscenities and extraneous information toward Rachel and Jun and Sharla in their drama sections.

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