—Ellyju on Kerry
Kerry Keane (a.k.a. dymaxia, [email protected], and Kenneth Pangborn) is the only feminazi, attention whore, Usenet user, with a MySpace full of drivel and butthurt in existence. Keane, an example of the AIDS that is killing ED, has vandalized this entry as well as others.
Kerry spammed Usenet for years under a bunch of identities:
She does, however, like to take it in the ass.
Victim of the Usenet Archiving Conspiracy
—Kerry, upon finding out that her posts were going
Kerry Keane Hates America
—Keane, who got that last part right
Crash Into Me: The Meltdown
—Kerry, dedicated conspiracy spotter
As brain damage set in, she got crazier:
—Kerry, thinking that the conspiracy wants her crappy CD collection
—Kerry, protecting her privacy
—Kerry, thinking she's Jesus
—Kerry, totally insane by this point
—Noone cares about Kerry!
Putting The "Beat" In "Deadbeat"
—Kerry Keane, rebel against capitalism
Well, that's understandable, right? However, during a later meltdown (since deleted), she told a very different story:
—Kerry Keane, baseball fan
Come to think of it, she does kind of have a point. Baseball guys have nice big bats, and she does love anal. Match made in heaving!
Victim of Internet Stalking
Just because she spews her personal life all over the Internetz, that doesn't stop her from expecting absolute privacy:
—Kerry Keane, split personality
—Kerry, wishing she hadn't published her crazy everywhere
But you better watch out, because if you trash her, she'll take you to Internet court:
—Kerry Keane, Internet Lawyer
Kerry has even tried to wipe out this page, claiming that its author was arrested. No such thing has happened, of course, since there's no law against telling the truth about a psycho bitch.
It's Hard Out There For A Slacker
Her brain damage caused her to lose her bullshit job buying books for a library. Of course, hating America and especially W would never stop her from thinking that the whole country should have nothing better to do than to give her a free job:
Well, they couldn't wait to forget about you.
—Kerry, not understanding what the word "fired" means
—Kerry, proving that excuses are like assholes -- everyone has one, and they all stink
—Kerry, who apparently never learned the word "lazy" in all her time in "academia"
—Kerry, blaming it all on the niggers
Descent Into Furrydom
But this was nothing compared to her adventures in the animal kingdom!
There's nothing like the love between a girl and her dog:
—Kerry, whose own dog hates her
Stop raping your dog and maybe he'll treat you better.
Notice how she manages to whine about how the whole world hates her when describing an incident with her own dog.
Now everyone hates her, and she's gone off mumbling threats to have us all arrested. Ph33r her!
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