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Killhamster

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Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.

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Killhamster gets pwned after whoring for girlvinyl's shit website.

Killhamster as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum, thus earning his alias. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes.

He is part of the group that sold out and created OhInternet, but has recently attempted to atone for this treachery by making improvements to the current and best version of ED.

Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the Internet Hate Machine.

He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around Shit Reddit Says in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former Goon, Killhamster writes about goony things and that fake Internet money the young 'uns like so much.

Hypocrite

Tasty BBQ


   
 
<@killhamster> yes

<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website
<@killhamster> very much so

 


 
 

— Just like it was mature to try to destroy our website?


   
 
<@killhamster> i don't think you get it

<@killhamster> it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums
 


 
 

Said without a hint of irony.

External Links for the raping

  • LJ profile
  • last.FM profile
  • Soundcloud profile
  • Reddit account
  • AIM: KillYrHamstr
  • Yahoo: killyrhamster
  • MSN: [email protected]
  • Skype: Killhamster

See also


Killhamster
is part of a series on
ED Government

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Executive Command Founder Joseph EversLandlord ButtersLawman SeeBeenCasey Jones
Theocratic Branch GodPope MeepsheepCardinal PhobosArchbishop SchnookumsBMO 2.0Choir Boy Jimbo Whales
Zionist Wing Oddguy Esq.ÜberfukkenLikeicareOldfag KillhamsterArbchatInternet court
Intelligence Division Lovelord HipcrimeGenetic Hygienist VXSecretary Boudica
Communications Network HR Director JuniusThaddeusCatvideos Contributor CobaltcatLiaison TigerCommanderPresident Sam
Department of Defense General NKOCpt. Cleveland BaySgt. DarkLordTRBombardier BakaRedRollbacking soldiers
Department of Corrections Smurf Attack King Ryan
Founding Documents ED:HelpED:101ED:LULZ

Killhamster
is part of a series on
the former regime

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Corporate Shill Branch GirlvinylKillhamsterPink PoodleSheneequaThedreadedkettle
Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu AardvarkBURKCrazyconanEd LolingtonkaleKazantzakisQuasidanRiboflavinTfoShardDaxvanffwattageweevWKDWhiteMysteryZenophile
Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AndrewpantsOldDirtyBtardRubberducyiri
See Also Encyclopedia DramaticaEpic BattleJoseph EversMysteryBotOhInternetSelloutSheneequa Turns Four
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