From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.
Killhamster, as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum, thus earning his alias. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes.
Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the Internet Hate Machine.
He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around Shit Reddit Says in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former Goon, Killhamster writes about goony things and that fake Internet money the young 'uns like so much.
— Just like it was mature to try to destroy our website?
External profiles for the raping
- LJ profile
- last.FM profile
- Soundcloud profile
- Reddit account
- AIM: KillYrHamstr
- Yahoo: killyrhamster
- MSN: [email protected]
- Skype: Killhamster