What is Kingory you ask? Is it King? Is it gory? If you clicked the link, you would be very disappointed indeed. Unfortunately, the dictionary contains no definition of what a Kingory is, and much like the rest of the website, you will be left wondering why Chinese people are allowed to make software.
From the makers of Evony comes:
I'm excited already; I mean, I've played games with maybe 10 stratagems, but 30 FUCKING STRATAGEMS! But wait, there's more! If you play on a Windows system, the fine people at JoyPort UUYX will throw in malware which adds your PC to an international botnet. And it's got a People's Republic of China Internet Culture Business License, so you know they're good for it. Act now!
Some people have suggested this is nothing more than a blatant ripoff of the most popular internet game which promises cake but does not deliver. To those with a keen eye, or even those with half a brain, you will realise this uses the same platform as Evony. TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR! Replace the market of medieval cosplayers with losers who like yellow people and this is what you get. Another cookie-cutter rip-off of Civilization IV.
Just like Evony, the cake so promised by JoyPort UUYX is never delivered. Instead of getting to play a hot stock photo, you are delivered a game full of bugs, constant requests to buy their jew gold, and shocking English.
—Well you've got me sold!
Furthermore, like Evony, Kingory sells itself to customers by conveniently popping up over your browser window, or by spamming imageboard and forums. But then again, it has jewels and diamonds and shit. That's cool and in with the young crowd right?
But do you know what else is in with us kids these days? Pandas. And Kung-fu. Somebody do this!
—(Kingory players, you're one of them!)
I like the sound of routine quests, as well as roleplaying a hero who takes care of politics and production. Oh, did we mention you have to Jew? Woops.
- The game
- Please to be asking them why their client installs malware on your machine
- The inspiration
- The wiki
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