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Kirbyfan1234
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kirbyfan1234 (aka Zoe / Zoi) is a teenager obsessed with the Kirby character King Dedede, who is often depicted as out of character in her work. She is so obsessed that it comes off as being both creepy and weird. Her character would be all right if only her persona wasn't a major Mary-Sue with a pĂȘchant for bestiality.
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Personality
Zoe's personality is basically non-existant, save for the fact that she loves Dedede. She fangirls to the point where it seems like she believes Dedede is a real life character. Oh, and apparently she likes baking and video games. We have yet to see any real talents in the field of baking. As for video games, she has been known to play various Kirby games, though it should be noted that in one of her comments she claims she no longer plays. Why? Because she could not hurt King Dedede. She also claims to play Animal Crossing, but other than that, nothing. Thus, she would appear to be a casual gamer.
Zoe often gets upset at those who go against her Mary-Sue X Canon shipping, and has been known to write butthurt journals looking for sympathy because of it. At one point she even started to harass an Ask King Dedede account on deviantArt.
Fanbase
Zoe has developed a currently small yet very dedicated fanbase since 2009, which seems to grow by the day. Whenever she is upset for whatever silly reason of hers, they are there to support her, which only seems to make her obsession worse.
Profile
Right from the get go, you know she's crazy. Just read her deviantID.
Welcoming: Hello there! Welcome to my profile, I'm Zoe, And i'm King Dedede's number 1# fan.
About me: I'm very sweet, sensitive & helpful. I love gaming, drawing, & baking things. :) And of course, I'm obsessed with Dedede. ;p'
What i like to draw: Kirby characters. Because Kirby is a part of my childhood. I usually draw Dedede because I looooooove him to death! :love: And i do draw other things besides Dedede, I also draw Kirby, Sometimes Nyan cat & Om nom, & a bunch of random doodles. :P
My dreams and Imagination: I'm already doing my dreams! I have so many drawing ideas, So i draw basicly all the time!! :meow: And i'm learning how to bake things, like cookies, cake, brownies, Because i can feel it in my code that i have the talent to bake. :B
Why I love Dedede so much:
**********WARNING, FANGIRL OVERLOAD HERE, BE CAREFUL!!!**********
Well, Because he is a Penguin, And my favorite animals are Penguins, So since he is a Penguin, I GO CRAZY FOR HIMMM!!!!! But thats not the only reason why I love him! There are more reasons!! A LOT I CANNOT EXPLAIN BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT EXPLAINING!!! But I'll tell you them anyway, I also love Dedede because He is very Silly & Clumsy, He always makes me giggle whenever he's being silly, & He always brings a smile to my face whenever I'm sad. Cause whenever I'm sad/angry I just look at a picture of Dedede, and he quickly makes me smile & feel all warm inside.. I actually have a lot in common with Dedede, We both like to eat a lot, We're both clumsy, and, We both HATE shots.. I used to like Kirby A LOT, But then one day, I just fell madly in love with Dedede, And now, He's my hero.. I still like Kirby, I'm just more interested in Dedede.. He makes me happy whenever I'm sad/angry. He's extremely special to me.. :heart: I love him MORE than anything else in the entire world!! :love: I don't care what the others say about him not being real, HE IS REAL TO ME.. I think Dedede is so cute that, HE IS 100% CUTER THAN REAL PENGUINS!! :squee: Cause I like Blue penguins with Big hammers instead of Boring Black & White penguins that don't have hammers. & Even if I stop loving him like a husband like I do right now, I will never stop being a fan of him.. He'll always be in an extra special place in my heart.. If you knew me IRL, I'd talk about Dedede around you, EVERY SINGLE DAY.. I never get sick of talking about him, I imagine about him all the time, I make songs about him, I don't get sick of looking at him, and I can't ever stop thinking about him!! :love: I LOVE HIM SO FREAKIN MUCH THAT I WISH HE WAS REAAAALLL!!!! I'd squeeze him to death and tell him I love him so much that I'd die for him!! Everytime I look at him, My heart pounds extremely hard, and then I get all crazy, excited, hyper over him, and then, I start squealing like Mouse and go "EEEEE!!! EEEEE!!! DEDEDEEEEE!!!!!! :love:" And then I feel like I'm blushing!! I even cry over him too, Sometimes I get sad about him, So I cry.. I even cried when I didn't had a Dedede plushie! But now I have one!! I don't think Dedede is a Bad guy at all! So if you say he is, Then you're wrong. He just only wants to kill Kirby because he was jealous that Kirby got more attention than he did.. But now he doesn't want to kill him anymore. Even if he is Selfish/Greedy/Mean, I still FREAKIN LOVE HIM TO DEATHHH!! He is my Hero & my Beloved.. I have 12 nicknames for him, But I don't think I should tell you.. Dedede will ALWAYS be my favorite King Penguin, AND NO OTHER KING/PENGUIN CAN TAKE HIS SPOT IN MY HEART!!!'''
If that doesn't say crazy, I don't know what does. And honestly, I really hope she meant to put insparation [sic] instead of imagination.
Mary-Sueness
First off, she has two guys chasing after her. King Dedede, of whom she claimes to be 'married' to, and Escargoon. Though, she claims that Escargoon does not love her anymore; that doesn't make it any less Sueish. On another note, every picture depicts Zoe as a loving wife to Dedede. Nothing else. No talents are portrayed, the persona seems to be totally dependent on Dedede with no hopes of being able to do anything on her own.
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