At seven years old, Latarian Milton is the world's youngest irl troll. Since his mom was a rock-smoking 16-year-old Sheneequa when he was born, his grandmother has to pick up the pieces and raise him.
Trolling on the Road
For some guaranteed lulz, he stole his grandmother's SUV, pwn'ed several mailboxes, hit at least 100 other cars, and eventually totalled the SUV. He said he was mad at his mom, but he really just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend who smokes with cigarettes 'cause it's fun to do bad things. They can't put him in jail because his manboobs would be titty raeped by Bubba, his future self. You see, if your future self rapes you, it will disrupt the time-space continuum and all existence will collapse into a quantum point inside your asshole. The seven year-old niglet proves that the stereotypes about black people that liberals love to dispute (stealing cars and requiring daily rations of fried chicken to quell their nigtardness) are true.
It's common knowledge that the term "hoodrat" refers to sex partners you fuck on the hood of your car because they're so fugly that you don't want your housemates knowing what you're willing to put your genitals up against. Good to see that Latarian is at peace with the fact that he's basically undeserving of love and respect.
Trolling in Wal-Mart
Trolling on Judge Judy?
—Pussies from Judge Judy
—Latarian, the misunderstood negro youth, tawkin' bout his momma
—Latarian's grandmother, on her check, I mean child
—Latarian, whose future wife (re)appears seconds later (2:08), waiting for him to finish.
—Latarianigger, who just had his Hollyhood dreams shattered
Latarian on The Boondocks
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