Lecarick

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Lecarick about to sell drugs at a furry con.
"I am suing people for lying about me doing drugs at furry cons!" EPIC FAIL
Lecarick's imaginary persona.

Lecarick (Translation:"incredibly drugged up furfag") is quite possibly one of the biggest faggots on the east coast. He is known for threatening violence with his imaginary Kung Fu skills[1], which recently earned him a duel with a tire iron[2]. Instead of showing off his black belt skills and knocking the tire iron ninja into a coma, he cowarded from him like any other internet tough guy, and sued him[3].

His Kung-Fu skills are also well known by his ex-boyfriends, detailed by his long history of physical abuse. His domestic violence record would put any trailer park husband's record to shame.

Lecarick is well known in the fagdom for his drug use[4], specifically GHB[5]. His use in GHB is contributed to his having sex at furry cons[6], since this is the only way anyone (even furfags) would willingly have sex with him. He also admits to using GHB on himself, allowing him to masturbate without feeling sick from having sex with himself.

Lecarick's Blackbelt In Criminal Law

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LECARICK WILL SUE YOU FOR TELLING A CON ABOUT HIS DRUGS

Lecarick has reached a level of butthurt to the point where he has become an Internet Lawyer, which has sparked off a growing series of lulz.

He is such a faggot, that not even furfags want him. They successfully banned him from a furry con after discovering his GHB use while in attendance.

He has since launched a butthurt crusade against the said furfags, filing lawsuits against said people, claiming "libel", and planning "mediated destruction of said people involved"[7].

However, with Lecarick being a furfag, he is also retarded. Typing his name in Google will show his admitted use of mushrooms[8], but most of all, GHB ([9], [10].

Lecarick is currently suing:

  • Talliy
  • Skippy
  • CyanFox
  • Jesus Christ
  • Hitler
  • RojAdrik

[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:12] RojAdrik: and also, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SUE ME FOR ASSHOLE?
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:14] lecarick84: ha, if I felt like blowing the money I'd sue your ass for libel. Wiki's are only protected by the fact that their content is generated by individuals, moderators aren't exempted from edit liability and parody laws only protect against public figures, not individuals
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:14] lecarick84: unfortunately - I have other shit to spend money on presently. :(
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:14] lecarick84: that and it's a bit of a pussy thing to do.
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:14] RojAdrik: Guess what? When you get the money, SUE ME
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:14] RojAdrik: and if it's a pussy thing to do, why did you bring it up?

INTERNET TOUGH GUY LECARICK

[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:44] RojAdrik: Get to the point.
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:44] RojAdrik: What are you gonna do about me?
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:44] RojAdrik: Hmm?
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:44] lecarick84: hrm... well, depends on wether I'm going to AC or not.
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:45] RojAdrik: Well c'mon tough guy, what are you gonna do?
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:45] RojAdrik: I stopped fucking with you months ago. I had FORGOT about you. Now since you want to play ball, you're back on my list of people to fuck with.
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:45] lecarick84: @_o whip your ass obviously. I just don't feel like driving 20 hours to do it.
[Saturday:04:12:2008:06:45] lecarick84: bring it.

Trashing Lecarick's Mom Like a Man

Lecarick's mom enjoying her cocaine addiction.
Lecarick's mom paying the bills.

There's nothing lower than furfags laughing at you. Most who have met Lecarick hope that he gets kicked in the stomach by a horse, just like his mother[11]

Butthurt By The Internet

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