Leftard

Origination of leftards

Alex Jones on his unpopular radio show

Many leftards originated from a website known as infowars where rapists and conspiracy theorists gather to talk about their leftarded ideas. Alex Jones created this website in hopes to promote his radio show despite the fact that everyone knows that he is a conservatard. The 9/11 conspiracy theory is the main topic of discussion on Infowars along with raping children and killing babies.

Later another left-wing group know ADL pwnt Alex Jones because of his epic faggoty which caused an epic battle between the two that lasted over 9000 years.

Ideology

The central focus of the Leftard belief system, in any situation, is advocacy for whichever option would be the least advantageous for Western nations/culture/people. This is the only constant, fixed position of Leftards. To the modern day, Western Leftard, everything else (principles, allies, racism, anti-semitism, etc.) is flexible.

Ideologically, Leftards are not strictly 'leftists', and differ distinctly from original Communist/Marxist thought and beliefs. Leftards are a modern, Western phenomena that has arisen in the West since the Cold War defeat of the (original) Marxist/Communist ideology (in the form of the USSR and her satellite states).

While Marxism/Communism arose from the (19th century) observed exploitation of many of the working poor in the wake of the industrial revolution, and had a political platform that involved actual (well-meaning) goals and ideological principles to which Communists generally at least claimed to stick, Leftards do not have any fixed principles or grand plan. They are furious, angry nihilists, who 20 years ago saw their dreams for a Communist utopia go up in smoke.

All that remains is hate. And faggotry---ironic, because most of them originally joined up with the vague idea that it would get them laid. Many go on to form self-righteous blogs such as "Propagandalalaland."

Sell outs

Leftards will do things today that Marxists would never, ever, consider doing. For example, Leftards will literally fight each other for the honor of deep-throating Muslim dick, because they sense an affinity with them, in a shared hatred of the West.

Quite a departure from original Marxism, which despises all forms of religion as "reactionary and superstitious". Young Leftards do not even know this. All they know is that one minute they were signing a petition against Bush/Obama, and then the next minute, swallowing a stomach load of spicy Muslim cum suddenly made perfect sense.

Someone has to stand up for the traditional Muslim right to rape and pillage, so why not the young, wide-eyed leftard, with millionaire parents and a pet pony? Besides, they got a free, ghey, colourful "awareness" wristband for their troubles...

Bourgeoisie Bohemian

Related to the sellout class of leftard, the bourgeoisie bohemian or BoBo is a class all its own.

Known for having an intimate knowledge of the poor despite never having come in contact with them, they are the type that spent their whole 4 years at university preaching Marxism, the evils of the right and the redistribution of wealth to walk out, after graduating with only a 4 year degree in art or communications, to be making $800,000 a year much like Chelsea Clinton.

These are the type that drive the poor out of their neighborhoods through gentrification by raising real estate taxes and making it too expensive for the poor to continue living there.

Their favorite battle cry is that money sickens them and that they grew up with a distaste for materialism because of their parents, yet, they have no plans of relinquishing their wealth, parental assistance or material objects to live like the poor that they try their damndest to convince that they are so much alike, the difference only being they just have more.

Luddites

Leftards are known for the deep, Unabomber-style hatred of all things technological. They don't want chemicals in their food, or water, or air supply. They think stuff like trans fats and corn syrup are sub-standard just because they're made by chemical reactions and shorten your retirement. (more entitlement thinking that they think they deserve a retirement, just handed to them) They think stock derivatives are a bad idea just because the banks need a taxpayer bailout every time they lose money. They can't understand modern institutions like health insurance, where you pay in all your excess money for twenty years so that you can't afford medical care when you need it and get dropped, just because they have a profit motive. They are a backward, tribal people uneducated by the philosophers of our age, people like Glenn Beck who can understand where things are all going and coming from.

Narcissism

Really these people are narcissists, they imagine an ideal state of being and since that is not the objective-subjective reality of people they end up hating everything: themselves, people they don't know, God, freedom, and art. Art? Much contemporary art reflects a collectivist morality that is viewed by many as ugly, one example: Literature and Revolution → Chapter 8: "Revolutionary and Socialist Art"

The video below is an example of the typical fucktarded Liberal ideas that thrive in high-resource environments, for these people make up only a small percentage in low-resource environments.

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Blame Bush for everything, Support Paulson Plan
Elect Black President, Continue to label Americans racist
The Holocaust is the ultimate evil, Abort 50 million babies per year

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That's not real Communism, He killed only 22 million farmers
Government-run wars on Terror, Drugs, and Vietnam failed lulz, Support government-run Healthcare
How dare you disagree with Environmentalism, Pol Pot was a great agrarian reformist
The Civil War was about slaves and WW2 was about Jews, What are macroeconomics?
Whine about greedy American corporations, Bail them out whenever they ask for it with tax payer money.
If you disagree with Obama, you are a racist, Quietly wonder when the Change is coming
Fox News uses dirty tricks to confuse people, Cultivate a Cult of Personality around Obama
"Socialist" is code for "N-Word", Most Senior Democrat Senator was in the KKK
Redneck militiamen are the real threat, Ignore African American criminal statistics
Play Race Card, Never stop playing Race Card
Senator Joe McCarthy was an asshole, Who was Alger Hiss?
Demand an end to colonialism, Fund instability through the IMF
Save the planet by driving a hybrid, Who cares if China is about to have 1 billion oil consumers?
Support multiculturalism, Be impressed with how smart those backward savages are
Change the world, Don't change your view of the world
Legalize drugs, Protest pharmaceuticals
Gene variations between individuals is greater than between races, What does "cascading gene expression" mean?
White people have it easier because they never were enslaved. There's no such thing as White Guilt
Protect minorities and cute fuzzy animals, Refuse to help 15 million poor white people
Believe everything MTV says about culture, Be shocked when they are wrong
Call everyone bigots and racists, Sue anyone that disagrees with you
Warn people about "1984", Suppress opinions with Political Correctness
Appreciate Scientists in your war agaisnt religion, Discredit James Watson and Bill Shockley as racist
Wear Che Guevara shirts, Never leave the Middle Class
Believe Infowars under Bush, Try to shutdown Infowars under Obama
Complain that 4chan is too racist, Try to make 4chan your personal army
Yell about trickle-down Reagenomics, Support trickle-down Obamanomics
Complain about Consumerism, Log on to celebrity gossip sites on your MacBook while at Starbucks
Protest Bush's War on Terror, Support Obama's support of Bush's War on Terror
Pundits and talking heads are evil, Never use www.Thomas.gov
Control Congress since 2007, Continue to blame Republicans
Major in Sociology, Loathe Wikipedia
Is that an untapped demographic? Whew! I thought I would have to support blacks forever!
Complain about national debt, Support bailout that forces taxpayer's money to be reissued to them with interest
Of course the bailout was transparent! My pockets are see-through now
Complain about Chinese pollution, Continue to buy crap from China
End the war in Iraq, Pakistan probably deserves it
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