Legion of Noway
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Unable to understand the concept of trolling, Noway has spearheaded a failed attempt at ridding YouTube of its noble saviors, the YouTube Yahweh Clan. Noway is also notable for their inability to understand humor and satire.
—Ma Bell, demonstrating spiritual powers and forgiveness
- THEGODDESSOFNOWAY / themeanstoanend / YTABUSESusers
- A Goddess (aka Ma Bell)
- TheFlocklessShepherd / AZFlockless - Ma Bell's bitch
- RacerXWTFS - Evil tranny; approach with caution
- Irish282 - Pedophile
- DynaCatlovesme - Pedophile
- LoganSperman2 - Pedophile apologist and possibly a pedophile himself
- The Satan Kids
- SnowVhite - Traitor to the YTYC
- TheSockDetective - The traitor's bitch
Gallery of Noway
Flockless; yes his webcam is actually that shitty
Irish282; pedophile mastermind
DynaCatlovesme; boy lover
SnowVhite; traitorous whore
Internet badass, TheSockDetective.
- Typical Noway Supporter
—ArchDevilSatanic's reaction to wikification
Merry Christmas NOWAY! - a present from The YouTube Yahweh Clan
In late December of 2007, the gayness of NOWAY had reached epic proportions. It was clearly out of control, and approaching chaos. TheCluelessDrunkard was all over YouTube, spouting his slurred-speech drivel about "Yahweh are bad guys, NOWAY are good guys. Neener, neener, neener. etc.", with occasional commentary support from "The Goddess" herself. The minions of NOWAY felt so sure of their Alliance of Faggotry as to declare "war" on the YTYC itself. Drunken self-righteous Canadians think going to "war" consists of making shitty videos and posting copypasta comments taken out of context.
Out of the blue, the Legion of Noway was contacted by a "mysterious new ally", The "AgentofNoway" (account suspended, recreated as "Agent0fNoway"). The Agent promised NOWAY assured victory over their foes, agreeing to provide dox and pictures of the enemy, summarily revealing all of their powerwords in one fell swoop. NOWAY could hardly resist such a generous offer and welcomed the information with open arms.
Sadly in doing so they failed to realize THE POWER OF ONLINE COMMUNICATION.
Once secured, Flockless and Ma Bell made complimentary videos exposing the entire Yahweh Clan for being the very dregs of society that NOWAY had always suspected them to be. Fortunately for NOWAY their "AgentofNoway" had provided all the info in a helpful Link to a "Script" with all the "Facts" and a link to a "Mugshot Slide show" - despite this Flockless managed to get much of his info wrong, as he was clearly high on booze and inflated ego at the thought of exposing The YouTube Yahweh Clan. He was also unable to edit the "Mugshot Slideshow" onto the end of his vlog. Later the "Goddess of Noway" managed to produce a terrible video slide show combining the pictures of the Yahweh Clan Members with a copypasta of the "AgentofNoway" script and no music.
—Thus Sprach Victim of Social Engineering
- The Following Video Response is the Salvo Volleyed in Return.
Noway Owns Yahweh (LoL Wut?)
—Legion of Noway - Failing Hard
|Dropping Dox on Yahweh|
BIRTHMOTHER: MICHAEL SKEHAN. RENOWNED INTERNET TERRORIST. HE PRETENDS TO HAVE LITTLE TECHNICAL EXPERTISE. BUT IS AN ACCOMPLISHED HACKER. HE HAS SACKED MANY WEBSITES AND INVADED MANY MYSPACES. YOUCANTKILLAGHOST: RUNS A WEB-BASED HIGH CLASS HOOKER AGENCY IN LA HIS NAME IS BOBBY AGE 45 HE RECENTLY LEFT HIS WIFE AND KIDS TO LIVE WITH SHERYL (AGE 23) ONE OF HIS MOST POPULAR HOOKERS ($500 AN HOUR) SHE STILL WORKS FOR HIM AS A PROSTITUTE. KITTY: SALLY SENHAJI, AN ETHNIC AMERICAN WHO WAS FIRED FROM HER JOB AS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED SHE WAS CRANK CALLING HER STUDENT'S PARENTS. CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED, SHE IS ORGANIZING A MILITANT GROUP TO PATROL THE US-CANADIAN BORDER. LMTE: RUSSELL BUNN, LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER AT THE AGE OF 24. CRACKMONKEY: JAMAL – A JAMAICAN IMMIGRANT WHO RUNS A SECRET NETWORK VIA INSTANT MESSENGER ORGANIZING THE DISTRIBUTION OF IMPORTED NARCOTICS – THE NETWORK IS CALLED “HEAVY ELECTRICITY”. ROO: VANESSA POLLARD, LIVES ON THE TOUGHEST COUNCIL ESTATE IN MANCHESTER ENGLAND, HAS 3 KID'S (WHO ARE ALL IN CARE) HER HUSBAND BARRY BREEDS DANGEROUS DOGS AND RUN'S AN ILLEGAL FIGHT CLUB FOR DANGEROUS DOGS TO RAISE MONEY TO FUND THEIR COCAINE ADDICTION. THEY BOTH HAVE CRIMINAL RECORDS, VANESSA FOR SHOPLIFTING BARRY BIT A POLICE OFFICER’S NOSE AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT WITH A SUPER-DOG (FIGHT DOG FULL OF STEROIDS). CLAUDECLARKE282: JOHN - RETIRED (DUE TO INJURY) LINEBACKER FROM CHICAGO. USES A WHEELCHAIR AFTER BREAKING HIS BACK. SPENDS ALL HIS INJURY COMPENSATION MONEY ON SCIENTOLOGY TRAINING AND DIANETIC AUDITS. DOJA: JAMES :: STARBRIGHTS29’S EX-BOYFRIEND . HE IS A WEB DESIGNER . THEY ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER AS STABRIGHT REFUSED TO TAKE HIM BACK (AFTER HE CHEATED ON HER WITH XGOBOBEANX) BECAUSE HE HAD CAUGHT AN STI FROM GOBOBEAN.
- Strangely Enough after the video had been spammed to the front page of the "Most Discussed" list for graet justice, the YouTube Staff kicked it off momentarily - probably because they thought that Dox where actually being dropped. Then after a moment, Chad and Steve realized what had happened and laughed their asses off and stuck it back on the front page.
- Despite being told point blank about the ruse that they had just whole-heartedly fallen for, the leaders of NOWAY continued to use the fake dox on the Yahweh Clan. They even sent several after-the-fact private messages to the AgentOfNoway, requesting the next installment of bad intel. Needless to say, noone ever took NOWAY seriously about anything they ever had to say, about anything, ever again.
|Even the Pedo's were |
Laughing at them!!!!!!!!!111
A Cry For Help
On January 11th, 2008, Ma Bell posted this drama-packed bulletin, complete with lolsuits, butthurt, and unwarranted self importance. Of course, it all turned out to be an attention whoring stunt since she logged into the account the very next fucking day.
In a video posted on January 14th, 2008, the essence and spirit of the whole Noway movement were summarized best by one phrase by "The Goddess". Truer words were never spoken:
With the mass compromising of many of SnowVhite's accounts, it's become evident that, at some point in time, Snow was having an e-fling with Flockless, Ma Bell's "loving" husband. Up until now claims of this have been denied by both parties. Have a look for yourself:
It's going to be a cold night in Canadia for sure.
Flock Gets Curb-stomped
Last Thursday, In a drunken rant, TheFlocklessShepherd decided to make video proclaiming his butthurt and expressing a desire to "clean up the internet". In the course of the diatribe he essentially dared people to dox his kids. With a smug look on his face, he held up a painting of them and declared to viewers that "this is as close as you're ever gonna get to it".
As with most of Darren's videos, his utter stupidity is hard to ignore. While his video made the rounds, it caught the attention of the trolling community. Within the span of a few hours, his kids were completely doxed, per his request.
- Tranny channel/YouTube Nobody
Due to repeated or severe violations of Community Guidelines and/or claims of copyright infringement.
Legion of Noway is part of a series on YouTube.