Lego is a Danish company founded at least 100 years ago who's sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to children under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. In contrast, Legos are also made of win in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your special mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic dong. This combination of win and fail suits pretty much any ADD ridden faggot (see: Blunty3000) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their pathetic lives.
Not only are they notorious for killing small children, but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from butthurt fanboy who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their complex shapes or their ability to be made into ANYTHING at all? Noone will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating retard who needs serious halp over this sick obsession.
Common uses for legos
Here is a compiled list of uses for legos:
- RAGE-ing when you can't find that last piece for your shitty model
- Making replicas of everything
- Creating nostaglia for years to come
Why Lego is fail
Sadly, like all good things, there are people who take everything too seriously. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of crappy parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus unoriginal. Lego fanboys are ever so present on the internet, complaining about how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" legos for grown-ups now. Here are some examples of their faggotry:
How to troll Lego fans
- Say that Lego is a knock-off of MegaBloks
- Tell them that Lego City is too juniorized
- Say Bionicle fucking owns all other themes
- Claim that the modern versions of Pirates and Space are the tits and the "classic" versions suck cock
- No matter what it looks like, say their model needs to be MOAR custom
- Say that Lego is nothing but real life pixels.
- Tell them Lego Island 2 is better than Lego Island 1, or vice versa.
- Official Lego site
- Lego Club site
- Lego Club YouTube channel
- Sudan boycotts Lego in news of Muhammed drawings
- Your typical crappy fansite
- Another virgin-filled fansite
- Official Lego reporter
- What lego SHOULD be used for.