Libya

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There are no Jews in Libya
There are no Jews in Libya
There are no Jews in Libya

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Somebody should do something about it.
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Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw
Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll
Libya after Gaddafi... Troll's Remorse imminent
An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply

Libya is an Arab nation in the Middle East. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The Greeks decided to colonize it after they found useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels. A countless series of wars undertaken by the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth leave or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of oil and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.

This is how Libyans resolve disputes

Contents

Location

It is located in north Africa, and is therefore a shit-laden Sand Hole.

The People

Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking affluence. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:

And they respect the following because they have moar/equal amount of Jewgold

Religion

Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 Christians in it,They used to have Jews But they were flushed out, They do not tolerate other religions, But they are still open minded tho

Libyan Civil War

Once a day, Gaddafi was bored, so he decided to troll the Libyan people, and gassed some people for the lulz, causing massive butthurt to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They attacked a military stronghold unarmed, it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan special forces, Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "unlulzy", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply niggers paid to fight from Africa, Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he didn't give up, And so launched "Operation troll e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta lulz, But America was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi, At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his balls, Because he knew Russia Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was pwned

2nd Civil War

After Gaddafi was killed, The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands

GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!

When Al-Qaeda heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled trolls, Who kept trolling the people so much that the special forces decided to fight back, At which, They got their ass handed to them, So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please

3rd Civil War

When the leader of the special forces, Al-fattah yonis, Was assassinated, General Haftar, Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..

Benghazi power/internet crisis

On one fine day, the terrorists and militias decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.

And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used cutting edge technology to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED for some reason), again, don't You want to live in that wonderful place?

How To Troll

  • See the "Islam"page, Most ways there work on them
  • Tell them Libya is originally a part of Italy
  • Tell them they have no history
  • Remind them that they are not originally Libyans, And that the original Libyans were wiped out long ago
  • Tell them their country is war torn and it will never recover
  • Say that Gaddafi was a good ruler
  • Say "Fuck Omar Al-mokhtar", Be sure to be at a safe distance tho
  • Tell them they are not Arabs
  • Remind them they are just a 3rd world country
  • Tell them that Egyptian people are better than them
  • Tell them that even tho they think they are the best, They are the least progressive country in the Arab world
  • Tell somebody that Italy fucked them up in WWII

Ways Related to Gaddafi

  • Wave a green flag
  • Shoot a gun in the air and yell "GADDAFI HU AKBAR!!!!11"
  • Put a gravestone in front of somebodies house that says "R.I.P Gaddafi"
  • Ask if somebody knows where the Gaddafi grave is
  • Make a poll that asks if you think Gaddafi was good or bad, and put 8999 tallies on good
  • Wave 2 green flags
  • Make a love song for Gaddafi
  • Wear a shirt with Gaddafi on it
  • Tell somebody that Gaddafis death was too harsh
  • Gaddafi
  • Make a random dance and yell "DO THE GADDAFI!"
  • Gaddafi
  • Gaddafi
  • Piss on somebody and say that you hate Gaddafi as much as them
  • Gaddafi
  • Wave 3 green flags
  • Gaddafi
  • Gaddafi
  • Do this list over again

See Also


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