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Likeicare
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Likeicare (Christopher Peter Jones) is a rather dim 21-year-old Encyclopedia Dramatica administrator who lives in Melbourne, Australia, and who bought his sysop for several thousand dollars through donating to ED after it went down, thus bringing it back online a week faster. Having no life, he mostly spends his time either on ED doing nothing at all, or browsing internet articles reading up on how to be funny and how to troll.
Even though he's been trying to improve his shitty personality, he's still the unfunny abbo everybody feels bad for. On the wiki, his original username was Niggershoes, but it was renamed to Likeicare due to his complete lack of creativity.
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ED Addiction
Last Thursday, Likeicare's computer (powered by Windows ME) finally fell apart and was deemed irreparable. The entire internet rejoiced when this abbo was no longer able to sully the Internet with his petrol-sniffing presence. About the same time, due to the PayPal Jewry being... well, Jews, Encyclopedia Dramatica was unable to pay its hosting fees and went offline.
It was stated the site would be online within a week, but due to crippling Encyclopedia Dramatica addiction, Likeicare donated all the money he made by selling his ass to old men and ED was up and running within 12 hours.
He no longer has money to purchase a used computer or soft drugs and uses an old Samsung that he stole off a homeless guy while he was repeatedly and vigorously fellating his dirty, unwashed dick. At this, he was elated and overjoyed, as he wasn't expecting anything of value other than copious amounts of spunk in his throat.
Sucking Dick for VD
Like everyone else on the internet, our good friend Likeicare just wants to fit in. But without significant contributions, he's deemed to be worthless and redundant, yet he tries so hard to fit in and be one of the cool kids. Due to the fact that he has no friends, spends all of his time on ED, and gave thousands of dollars to keep it online, everybody feels bad for him and lets him hang around.
He had to beg for the Vox Dramatica prize, unlike other people who actually worked hard and earned it. This is a recurring theme in Likeicare's life, where he buys whatever he wants and doesn't ever work for it. If you look at his silky smooth baby hands, they indicate that he's never worked a day in his life, still living off mommy and daddy's money and medication supply.
Slapfights
Likeicare isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer (see: retarded), and he never seems to learn from his own mistakes. Being the complete brainless idiot he is, he keeps starting e-arguments with people superior to him which results in him getting stomped on repeatedly, leaving him looking like a complete moron and failure.
People Likeicare has started e-arguments with and miserably lost to:
- The entire EDF userbase
- Himself
- Oliver Hart
- Onideus
- Schnookums
- Meepsheep
- Phobos
- Lowtax
...... and many more.
Quotes
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Furfag
He's a closet furfag and there's plenty of concrete evidence to support this. His fursona is most likely a kangaroo or a dingo, depending on if he's in a dominant or submissive mood.
Just kidding, Likeicare is always submissive and his anus smells like fresh cum.
Daddy Issues
As it turns out, Likeicare's father is none other than Rog, and in the recording above, Likeicare is reminded that he isn't the boss.
Examples of His Great Contributions to ED
Meth Ring Funding
| —Sue Basko, outlining the main players behind Encyclopedia Dramatica in her blog. | ||
According to batshit e-lolyer Sue Basko, Likeicare is near the top of the list of ED users who need to be v& for their criminal activities. But not for trolling and writing efficient articles, of course. The meth ring part is what applies to him.
Likey's generous contributions of meth-generated donations are a big part of what keep this fine site running, and are what earned him a place as an admin in the first place.
I'm a badass ED admin, I'll dox you!
Likeicare has been kicked off of both Twitter and Facebook for being such an unfunny tryhard failtroll, and is the most disgraceful sysop there ever is, as this screenshot proves.
Media Mouthpiece
Apparently the voice of ED speaks with an Ausfailian accent, as evidenced in this LulzTalkRadio interview with Chris.
IT HAS TO HAVE SPACES OR ELSE IT'S NOT PRETTY!!!1
(diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:25 . . (-7) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (no spaces ) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:24 . . (+7) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (as in, lrn2space fuckhead) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:23 . . (+1,580) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (shut the fuck up, it stays however the fuck I want it to stay you useless worthless aidsinfested abbo fuck ) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:22 . . (-1,580) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 634646 by Oliver Hart (talk) make it look less shit and it can stay there) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:20 . . (+1,580) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:14 . . (+36) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (→Examples of his great contributions to ED: ) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:12 . . (-1,580) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (now its all fixed, and neat) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:11 . . (+274) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (didnt mean to remove that) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:09 . . (-427) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 634639 by Likeicare (talk) including the subpages looks stupid and messy) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:08 . . (+427) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:04 . . (+1,580) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (lolnope) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:03 . . (-1,580) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (fixed) (diff | hist) . . Likeicare; 02:00 . . (+2,025) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs)
More Unnecessary Shit He's Done
(diff | hist) . . User:Likeicare; 11:52 . . (+2,066) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 635134 by Oliver Hart (talk))
(diff | hist) . . User:Oliver Hart; 11:52 . . (+10) . . Colleen (Talk | contribs)
(Molestation log); 11:52 . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) raped Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Being a faggot: you can wait till someone else undoes it, or just die)
(diff | hist) . . User:Likeicare; 11:39 . . (-2,066) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (Replaced content with "{{banplz}}")
(diff | hist) . . User:Oliver Hart; 11:28 . . (-10) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 635130 by Colleen (talk))
(Molestation log); 11:28 . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) unblocked #48318
(Molestation log); 11:27 . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) unblocked Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (dont do it again)
(Protection log); 11:25 . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) protected "User talk:Uberfukken" [edit=sysop] (expires 10:25, 25 March 2014 (UTC)) [move=sysop] (expires 10:25, 25 March 2014 (UTC)) (Excessive vandalism)
(diff | hist) . . User talk:Uberfukken; 11:23 . . (-638,469) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 635129 by Oliver Hart (talk))
(diff | hist) . . User:Oliver Hart; 11:23 . . (+10) . . Colleen (Talk | contribs)
(Molestation log); 11:22 . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) raped Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (account creation disabled) (Asking for it: i warned you)
(diff | hist) . . User talk:Uberfukken; 11:21 . . (+638,469) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 635128 by Likeicare (talk))
(diff | hist) . . User talk:Uberfukken; 11:15 . . (-638,469) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (dont fuck with admins talk pages......unless im doing it too)
(diff | hist) . . User talk:Uberfukken; 11:14 . . (+638,469) . . Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs) (there's a reason he hasn't done it himself, it's because he enjoys my anus and wants here :) )
(diff | hist) . . User talk:Uberfukken; 11:10 . . (-638,469) . . Likeicare (Talk | contribs) (fixed)
He's a Grower!
Gallery
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See Also
- WHY IS THEY AN SYSOPS?
- Fuck What You Heard - A shit forced meme he created then made an article for several hours later
- Retarded
- Australia
- Unfunny
- Lolcow
- Milwin
- Opera Browser - His browser of choice
External Links
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