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List of ways to win at the internet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gary Brolsma, creator of Numa numa, definitely lost at the internet
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Every time you win, you make Bowser cry.
There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:
- By turning off the computer and going outside
- An Hero
- Gain ePoints
- Gain eProps
- Gain NeoPoints
- Gain Man points and enter the leaderboard
- Receive an Internet check
- Winning an Internet lawsuit
- Fifty Hitler Post
- Playing 50 straight hours of Starcraft
- Completing Battletoads without using any continues
- Thinking with Portals
- Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
- Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
- Two words: free porn.
- Respond to "tits or GTFO" with any option other than GTFO.
- Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
- Ask a celebrity to have sex with you to prove a point. [2]
- Megaloading a site into oblivion.
- Defeat the end guy (WARNING: He's hard).
- Cancel a WoW subscription.
- Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[3]
- Posting pics of a naked Ellen Feiss
- Successfully convincing Ellen Feiss to have sex with you.
- Edit an ED page to include Ellen Feiss
- Holocaust jokes
- Be an internet tough guy, then follow up your threats.
- Divide the internet by zero
- Pwn your e-nemy
- Win The Game
- Rule 34.
- If Rule 34 does not apply, invoke Rule 35.
- Donate to Encyclopedia dramatica. Do it, faggot.


