Lotus Breast

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Lotus Breast is a shock image that was spread throughout the tubes in 2003 via email with a TL;DR description that can be summarized as: stay the fuck out of South America.

The truth is, this image is just a clever Photoshop of a breast and a lotus seed pod, made to look like myiasis, which is how it got the name "Lotus Breast". Unfortunately, this truth doesn't make the image any less disturbing. This shoop has fooled many Internet perusers, and like all good shock images, it's disgusting nature will assure its place on the internet for years to come, freaking the fuck out of little girls over and over.

A year later another image surfaced of unknown origin that combined a lamprey with a pair of fingers. (see image right)

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Pedobear sometimes uses empty pods as sleeping bags!
Just a cute young Japa... AAAAAH!

Contents

Here's The Story...


The Email:

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The Real Deal

Before you breathe a sigh of relief over this obvious shoop, there is a real case involving maggots infesting a native woman's breasts. It's called Furuncular myiasis, also known as some really kinky shit.

Unlike a Centipede filled vagina, a Larva filled Tit is less likely than you think. There is only one known case of this type of infection.



Dealing With What You Just Saw

Toads are so fucking dumb they don't know they're supposed to give birth through their vaginas.
Worse than pain series?
  • Is it because holes bother you??
    • Does Spongebob creep you out? Can't stomach swiss cheese? Can a picture of a fucked up toad send chills down your spine? You may have Trypophobia.

Trypophobia is an unnatural fear of holes, a condition that can be devastating to nerds who can't deal with the presence of organic holes that typify death and disease amongst living things.

  • Is it because breasts bother you??
    • Unfortunately there is no known cure for your disease. You either choose to hate breasts or you choose to embrace them with open arms and an erect penis.

If you can't remember what you just ate and would like to revisit it, watch this video of a Surinam Toad giving birth:



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